X-37b launching soon

The X-37B will launch again on December 7th as a part of USSF-52 mission.

Only this time… the spaceplane is launching on a SpaceX Falcon Heavy???
https://www.spaceforce.mil/News/Article-Display/Article/3583347/department-of-the-air-force-scheduled-to-launch-seventh-x-37b-mission/

What could be the reason for the need for such a heavy lunch vehicle?

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thanks for the tweet ill cherish it forever

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are there pictures of this thing with Space Force markings yet

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What does this thing even do? Answers range from new material/component testing to being able to sabotage Russian/chink satellites.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mostly just long term automated experiments and materials testing
      People who say it’s a nuke launcher or sat stealer are space noobs who know nothing.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Growing nonlinear crystals for muh lazers seems like a good bet

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          they do that on the ISS.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's multirole. It can do all those things

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ever hear of international waters? Sometimes even that's too much jurisdiction for certain activities. Telescopes can see everything X-37B does but not whats going on inside the hull, that's all I'll say.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Telescopes can see everything X-37B does but not whats going on inside the hull, that's all I'll say.
        >whats going on inside the hull
        Inside the hull is where our bravest Spaceforce recruits are fucking the hottest captive aliens you can imagine. The wars of the future will be fought not just with weapons, logistics, technology... but with hybrid vigor.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Verification not required.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How do I sign up for this?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They all start out in sniper school

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >ywn be trapped in the space minivan with zombie epstein

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Both. It's a test bed for all sorts of future space shit, capture vehicles included.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a drone version of the space shuttle for all intents and purposes so it's really up to whatever mission parameters it's currently on.
      >Test bed for various equipment/techniques/what have you
      >Space spy shit
      >Stuff that we probably can't even imagine

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Testing.
      What? You think most of the tech on the current gen fighters were all whipped up from scratch during the plane’s development? Maybe China does shit like that, since they just steal tech. But nations that actually R&D their own shit usually have to test stuff on an actual aircraft of some sort.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >material/component
      it definitely does this.
      >being able to sabotage Russian/chink satellites.
      it may or may not carry sub-satellites for monitoring and disruption. there is a whole chessmatch going on up there all the time, with orbital positioning, maneuvers, blocking and tackles. It'll be fun when it's finally declassified.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mostly testing but the schizo rumors I've read say it's a way to capture satellites and destroy them without throwing shit all over orbit (like the retarded Russians did when they shot down that satellite a few years ago)

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    disinfo shills are quick off the mark to tell you it's nothing you need to worry about

    It's probably going up to spy on ukraine

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You know there is an entire network of glownagger satellites already doing this right

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Using a heavy LV
    Puts more mass into a given orbit, which means more potential mass for maneuver propellant for orbital maneuvers or otherwise a heavier payload.

    Go play KSP

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Neither, it's going into an orbit which requires much more dv to achieve

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I still can't figure out how to travel to other planets in that game.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you want to do it the retard way, just play around with maneuver nodes until you get an encounter. Understand that efficient trips will require launches at a given time of the year. Alternatively, you can go online and look up launch windows and ∆v requirements for whatever body you're trying to visit

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why it has the flag of netherlands trailing behind it?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Those colors are coming out of the ship's Nethers, that's why.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bump I wanna legitimately learn more about this

    c'mon boys give me some crazy schizo theories and more realistic ones too

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Huh they didn't get the X-37C. Odd

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    elob grumf bad

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That’s actually a very good question, I have no idea what it needs all that energy for. Can it get to GTO?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      circumlunar or bust

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Can it get to GTO?
      With a falcon heavy I would certainly hope so seeing as how that's generally reserved for interplanetary missions.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Negotiating with the Posadists, same thing the navy dolphins are for

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