>WW3 starts. >No one dies because all of the American and Russian ICBMs are broken

>WW3 starts
>No one dies because all of the American and Russian ICBMs are broken

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >american SLBMs eradicate Russia anyway

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >ICBMs conducts test to see if there are issues
    >it has issues
    >GAWLEE I GYESS THAT MEANS THEY ALL DON'T WORK

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Expect another Minuteman self-destructed last year. Not good to have two failures so close together.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Congress is looking to cut budgets, including military ones, and the sentinel ICBM program might be on the chopping block.

        I ask you; what is the incentive structure surrounding these missile tests? Is it better or worse for the air force if they succeed?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The airforce only tolerates the ICBM program because it likes the prestige of having 2 legs of the nuclear triad. If it could get away with it, the airforce would downsize the ICBM program to 1 missile and spend all the saved money on more f-35's.

          >t. Global strike airman.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >the airforce would downsize the ICBM program to 1 missile and spend all the saved money on more f-35's
            I’ve always said that the space force receives space related things that the Air Force doesn’t want to spend money on

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Can't the Navy easily also be two legs of the triad by putting B61s on Superbugs?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              They used to do that before.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              The nuclear triad only covered strategic weapons. It's why the air-based component only includes long-range bombers and not platforms like the F-35.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        We don't know what the problem is, for starters. But the military has strict requirements when it comes to equipment functions and even the smallest of errors requires a redo of the test all together.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Only two back to back malfunctions? Heh, amateurs

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Only fifty percent of them are broken.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >the only nation with working nukes left are north korea due to being developed in the last 10 years, but they are all aimed at Japan.
    A whole new age of Anime awaits, far more fucked up than the last

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They all get shotdown by THAAD. I doubt north korea has enough missiles to realistically threaten the U.S.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >A whole new age of Anime awaits, far more fucked up than the last

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >far more fucked up than the last
      Anime 2 will be live-action

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Kinda makes yah feel a little bit better, imagine have off all nukes just falling onto Japan and Hawaii, kind of ironic

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Well presumably people will die just not the right people. They’ll still go flying and explode

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >WW3 starts
    >its just major powers avoiding direct conflict and engaging in ubiquitous widespread attritional warfare all throughout their immediate sphere of influence
    >all the brownoids cheering for a 'multipolar world' come to realize the term was always a mask for a return to 17th century colonial conflicts and contests for influence between empires as they are fed into pointless meat grinder conflicts and their state loses all allusions of sovereignty that were guaranteed by the post-WW2 world order
    >the US weathers the storm better than everyone else, again, because of it's remote location and mostly self sufficient material economics

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      multipolar world was always such a fucking meme. apparently no one remembers that multipolar europe was embroiled in war for almost its entire history

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >WW3 starts
        >its just major powers avoiding direct conflict and engaging in ubiquitous widespread attritional warfare all throughout their immediate sphere of influence
        >all the brownoids cheering for a 'multipolar world' come to realize the term was always a mask for a return to 17th century colonial conflicts and contests for influence between empires as they are fed into pointless meat grinder conflicts and their state loses all allusions of sovereignty that were guaranteed by the post-WW2 world order
        >the US weathers the storm better than everyone else, again, because of it's remote location and mostly self sufficient material economics

        They think they’ll be the colonial powers this time without the ability to project power

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody wants a multipolar world for peace and prosperity, they want a multipolar world for a chance to bring down the US.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That’s supposed to be less retarded?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Not so much bring down the US as "I can freely rape and genocide my neighbors without the UN telling me I can't"

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I want a multipolar world because the existence of supranational authorities is immoral.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            There was precious little morality to be found with the prior system beyond its prototype zones, save for the merciless honesty of brutality. It's like saying you hate the invention of regular policing, or organized society in general.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Morality is not real. There is only power.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >WW3 starts
        >its just major powers avoiding direct conflict and engaging in ubiquitous widespread attritional warfare all throughout their immediate sphere of influence
        >all the brownoids cheering for a 'multipolar world' come to realize the term was always a mask for a return to 17th century colonial conflicts and contests for influence between empires as they are fed into pointless meat grinder conflicts and their state loses all allusions of sovereignty that were guaranteed by the post-WW2 world order
        >the US weathers the storm better than everyone else, again, because of it's remote location and mostly self sufficient material economics

        imagine literally going "I want Sengoku period Japan on a global scale!"

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >global
          You're thinking too small. We're taking this bitch interstellar.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That would be so epic.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          ARE YOU READY GUYS?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >hurr durr white people running the world is bad
        >hurr durr lets all chimp out like naggers
        multipolar world is like the corporate DEI diversity hires of International relations

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's when europe was at its peak and not a socialist nanny state/decrepit museum.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >neo 17th century warfare
      >body armor gets so advanced that everything except .50+ caliber weapons are obsolete
      >laser defense systems get so advanced that over the horizon arty/air is obsolete
      >powered armored line warfare with single shot railguns and pile bunker bayonets
      >robo horse calvary
      >200mm+ towed field guns
      My dick is ready.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        We want warhammer 40k and we want it right goddamn now

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        inshallah it shall be so

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >return to 17th century colonial conflicts and contests for influence between empires as they are fed into pointless meat grinder conflicts
      >muh post-WW2 order
      Percentage of people who died in conflicts has always been pretty much constant.
      We live in an illusion of peace and prosperity because these days conflicts between empires have been turned into proxy wars somewhere in the brownoid parts of the world, the only victims from civilized nations being volunteers.
      So yes, it is perfectly reasonable for brownoids to desire a RETVRN.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This chart is 100% bullshit, somethingike the 30years war was far far bloodied as a percent of population than WW2. I am guessing this chart is missing data for most of Asia, Africa and South america. I mean most of China's civil wars make any other conflict look pleasant.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >somethingike the 30years war was far far bloodied as a percent of population than WW2
          It also went on for 30 years. This chart shows rate of deaths, not the absolute number.
          Same with Chinese civil wars, they claimed obscene amounts of lives, but they also lasted for decades if not centuries, so I doubt they would stand out that much - but it's irrelevant anyway, as most of them happened before this chart even started.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >make a log graph
        >squish it together as much as possible
        >gee whiz the line is nearly flat
        RETARD ALERT
        RETARD ALERT
        RETARD ALERT

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >sphere of influence
      this is such a meme term. Does russia have a sphere? Does china? Does india?
      Despite being the biggest neighbor all of their surrounding neighbors either are openly hostile to them or try to waddle as far from them as possible dealing with them as little as possible. The few that try to be friendly get immediately burned with abuse

      even burgers have the perpetually retarded contrarian canadians simping for dictatorships like china or mexico that is just perpetual maffia (cartel) state that is a neverending asspain for them. Or misery holes like cubans that openly antagonize them

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >all of their surrounding neighbors either are openly hostile to them
        >all
        Baltics, Poland, Ukraine.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Kazakhs fucking hate them, China sees them as retards to fleece and one day steal land from, Albania and Serbia no longer have any care for what they do or say after the CSTO turned out to be predictably worthless… the list goes on, the capacity for Russians to be humiliated is endless

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Finland.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Your sphere of influence shrinks and expands based upon your ability to apply soft and hard influence appropriately. Russia still thinks it can use hard influence like it could when it was the USSR and is quickly finding out it cannot. China tried the same approach and got bloodied, now they use soft influence and gain favorable relations and trade globally outside of the few neighbors they tried beating into submission. If the current world order does collapse hard influence will become increasingly more viable as larger countries try to extract concessions from their weak neighbors and nobody is around to stop them or hold them to any sort of ethics. If the west hadn't checked Russia in Ukraine it would have been over by now

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Spot on.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >america weathers the storm better than everyone else
      >porous border and declining social cohesion across the nation

      Whatever you say chief

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone ends up dying a gruesome death from starvation, disease, or hand-to-hand combat in the bloody, decades-long war that ensues
    I'm not sure this is the better scenario.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Kekfuel, mfs on here we’re going off about how ZERO Russian ICBMs work and it’s all a bluff for months. Than the US tests it’s own ICBM and it malfunctions LMAOOOOOO.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      frfr bruh dis all fax no printer cuh uncle sam be cappin mad AF cuh frfr no cap

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >unnecessary triphomosexualry
    >inscrutable schizobabble
    Like clockwork.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    diversity hires for usa nuclear program was soviet plan all along

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you better start understanding that not ALL of them are broken

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >not ALL of them are broken
      How can we know if we don't test them all?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >test

        😉

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    somehow i get the feeling this wont be spammed here anywhere near as much as the russian missile failure was. just a hunch

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The US missile had an "anomaly" and was immediately shut down remotely, the Russian one had an undetected major error that caused it to tear apart in the Russian sky.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I've already seen half a dozen threads gloating about it. It's just like the tank vid from a year ago, the browns only have rare "victories" so they have to spam them ad nauseum.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I am an average user of this forum and I was demoralized by this post.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Ww3 would have happened if it was bush or Obama
    with whom zigger. your beloved churka mongols are smaller then italy economy wise, smaller then bangladesh population wise and about as competent as their comparison were in ww2 military wise

    changs are a crude meme and the definition of potemkins village as a military. At best russia tier even with their on paper larger numbers of meat and metal.

    poojeets would rather fight pakis and chinks as the immediate threat. As they dont have any real ways to attack the west directly in conventional war

    muzzies are only capable of hamas tier chest beating. Slaughter some civvies if they manage to capture them and get completely plastered when facing regular army like IDF or US

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >anomaly during test launch
    They didn't take the nuke out.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Only amerimutts are broken.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >chud, the post

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You won't post your flag because you're brown.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nuclear weapons killed modern warfare

    No nukes from everyone means it's back to good old conventional warfare

    No more nook threatening

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >muh ww3

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Russia already built the land bridge they wanted to the port…
    Oh boy are you gonna be in for a surprise sometime in the next six months

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Oh boy are you gonna be in for a surprise sometime in the next six months
      Heard the same thing six months ago.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Ukraine is done, they’re drafting 50 year old men now once they’re killed off Russia wins and the fighting stops

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >terminated due to anomaly

    >Sir the missile appears to be shifting course.
    >It's heading for... Ohio?
    >God fucking damn it not this shit again

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      LET US DIE ALREADY YOU FUCKS

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That's why we got a triad, baby.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >1 failed trial
    >ITS OVER THEY SAME RETARDS AS RUSSIA
    Touch the grass.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Both sides during the cold war took margins for both equipment failure and operator failure (soldiers that would not launch) into account when designing their force and targeting strategies.

    The idea that any force is mostly defective is fantastical, reliability is very actively considered and managed.

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *