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If WW3 starts, what plot does Amazon delivery services play in the theatre of war?

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Draft van.

    One moment you're taking out the trash, the next moment you're outfitted and being drop shipped in Poland.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This
      They will snitch you from the street.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        thats why they really really hard want to know at which address you live if you have specieifed more than one, or else you cannot use prepaid credit on the amz acc and they but also basically anyone else wants your phone number so thats kind of the usual spygay demand i guess

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    they'll bring the bodyparts back to mommy before they start to smell but only if you sign up for prime

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Amazon will stop the incoming ICBM missiles with their privately funded nuclear missile defence systems.
    Expect Jeff Bezos to rule the remains of Weimarica for the next 400 years.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    finally a worthwhile question.
    i guess it would be repurposed as a delivery of low weight military goods when all the trucks are sent abroad to transport nato troops

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      thank you, those fricking joke attemps answers made me feel like i was in plebbit.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Meatcatching trucks with one-day shipping to the frontlines

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >order the least expensive thing possible
    >eat the delivery person

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Corporations today can’t be mobilized for war like they could a century ago. Corporations didn’t own the government back then. The answer to your question is, Amazon will continue to deliver your dilators and dildos. WW3 won’t be nearly as impactful on our daily lives as the previous two world wars. It’ll be something you hear about on the news at night when you get home from work, a few more missiles shot at some airbase somewhere in Bumfrickistan. Your taxes will go up, so will gas and grocery prices. But you won’t be forced to work an assembly line making bullets, and Amazon won’t be forced to deliver jack shit without their due compensation.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >WW3 won’t be nearly as impactful on our daily lives as the previous two world wars
      It'll actually be moreso, since unlike the last two wars were the US and Europe were industrial powerhouses, the plan is to primarily go to war with China, the manufacturing hyperpower of the planet, when the West collectively can't even outproduce Russia alone.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      thats a sweet delusion
      but we all know that it wont be that easy
      some of us get slowly bombed to shit, the rest wishes the days of wagie cagies come back

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    "We're counting on you to get these Funko Pops to the front line, son!"

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    GULLU GULLU HUBU HUBU!

    >Black person, just give me my package!

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >what plot does Amazon delivery services play in the theatre of war?
    Literally what their logistics was created for.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Pressgang wagons

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    When the 3rd world invaders over run you - it will be to late.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Delivering programming socks to the Ukie front line.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    LootCrate on wheels.
    Gotta feed the boys hiding innawoods somehow...

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    well then.
    Kinda makes them a "Prime" target, don't it?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      IIRC when O was president, was is the first time they had Census takers do GPS readings at the front doors. Think about that.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, we all knew that was shady at the time.
        AJ was saying that it was for some future military use, like sending hellfire missiles right to your doorstep, and I never really doubted him on that, but now it's kind of self-explanatory why they took that data.
        Autonomous weapon systems don't disobey orders.

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    FPV drone Amazon

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    this shit turned out dark
    I'm now supposing this is more of an internal weapon, than an external.

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    oh BTW I heard years ago about, planes flying over the countryside using LIDAR to map all the bomb shelters that were privately made, does anyone know about that?

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