WW3 declared

Your president just delivered a speech on national tv and radio : war is declared, all reservists should immediately seek the local army base to join the army. All men from 17 to 40 should also immediately join the army, mandatory conscription or jail.

What would you do /misc/ ? Would you fight for your country ?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >What would you do /misc/ ?
    I would try to finish FF7 Rebirth faster, before electricity gets knocked out

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically probably true for me. I'd do a couple extra grocery store runs, though.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Our elections were stolen, we have no legitimate commander in chief.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I will go to my post as soon as I get the phone call. Just as aggreed.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I will landlock Furrtal and fight everyone standing on my soil between Zürich Affoltern & Wettingen

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If the krauts are approching i will commit the most delibrated human crimes, if the french i will boil them and send them back in trucks. The Italians are fine, we have to annex North Italy so we have to be cool, also italian women are beautiful and i dont want them to hate me

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    TO THE LAST MACACO

    TOTAL PEDOPHILE DEATH

    GOD IS WITH THE THIRD WORLD

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I take my rifle and I kill as many politicians as I can.
    If that doesn’t work I will try to kill everyone who tries to stop me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      based af. might i suggest some sort of armoured bulldozer too ?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There is no fricking chance i am fighting for Israel , maybe i would die fighting trying not to get enlisted

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No, i would be angry at myself for not leaving the country to somewhere safer.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    chillout and smoke weed all day

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    probably wonder why i have a president.
    and also wonder if we've really become the 51st state. Would I fight for hahahahahahahahaha lol lmao even. no.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm almost 50 and my wiener still works, guess I'll be banging as many gold star wives as I can get my hands on.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd fly to any of the white coloured SEA regions on that map and live there as a war refugee. Easy.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Jail it is. I get to live plus free meals.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >What would you do /misc/ ?
    Move away from the cities
    >Would you fight for your country ?
    No.

    Also Egypt is firmly a US puppet they aren’t fighting for the East.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    US service members were advised to apply for food stamps last September. I’m sure they’re totally ready to lay down their lives for this system.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What side is Israel on?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      NATO/USA/European Union

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >or jail
    sounds good

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have never met a single Russian in my life and I have nothing against them. I would even say that Putin is a legend. The only wars in which I am ready to participate: the defense of Croatia if anyone attacks it (but that will not happen), the liberation of Bosnia, war and genocide against Muslims (primarily I am thinking of the liberation of Constantinople, but I would extend it to the Arabs and the Middle East: Muslims are unnecessary in this world and the don't deserve to live).

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I would have guessed you would have boatloads of Russian tourists

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They are not even in the top 20 guests by nationality. Russia is actually quite far from Croatia, Zagreb is equally far from Moscow and Madrid, for example. Croatia is a car destination and traditional Croatian guests are V4 bros, Germany, Austria, Italy and Slovenia. In any case, I would never go to a war of aggression against any white or Slavic people. This includes even Serbs.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Here's how the """NWO""" (which controls both sides) is planning the next war:
    Brazil won't be involved because it needs to become the next superpower (not get exhausted in war).
    They plan for Brazil to become the heart of the Western Alliance with India as the "bad guy" rival.
    Sorry, Brazil is going to become the center of globalism by 2060.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >brazil becoming the next superpower
      >isn't even industrialized yet
      kek

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I know it's laughable, but I work at "people to people international" (I'm just kidding, plz don't fire me Joe).
        They intend for Brazil to replace the USA.
        NOT that the USA will fall, but rather it'll go isolationist.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >India fighting for the west, Pakistan fighting for the east

      Neither would fight but if they did that’s not what would play out. These countries have their own interests. The Pakis just coup’d a pm for the west.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    > Go to a meatgrinder and probably die
    > Go to jail for a few years and get out just in time for women to outnumber men 2-1
    Hmmmm

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Never

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >i get to shoot conscription units

    Stop

    I can only get so erect

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >All men from 17 to 40
    heh

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Russia magically gains control of land in Ukraine they've been failing to take for 2 years now

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    frick it id move to africa and try to find a cute sheboon wife, im not dying for zog

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nice

      Flag

      Black person

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Jail or an hero

    Fight your israeli wars yourself lol

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We are team red sweety

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    WW3 would probably be over in like a week, ain’t no way they’re coming to get me in that time

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Pakistan, Indian, China all on the same side

    No.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >China and Taiwan colored the same on the map
    What.

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