WTF did they do to the Burkes?

WTF did they do to the Burkes?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When women get older, they tend to get a little heavier. Don't poke fun, anon.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They turned her into a bimbo. Look at the absolute size of that chest. Bitch has to walk into a room sideways to keep her huge honkers from jamming up the entry.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Crumple zones for collision safety.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Navy is really a big player in OnlyFans content production, thats what all those radomes are for.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Perfectly reasonable improvement given the history of previous versions of the ship class.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Oh no, an bolt on electronic warfare package. The west has fallen. I am demoralized.

    You've made this thread like 5 times now. Are you done?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's amazing what kind of stuff is just out there available to the public

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      SSHHH don't say that, next he'll find out that there's a publicly available interview done by the project lead of this thing talking about what it does!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >It's amazing what kind of stuff is just out there available to the public
        The DHS digital library has pretty much every position paper, research article and policy document relevant to the military and its all freely available to search https://www.hsdl.org/c/
        always amuses me when thirdies and gopniks claim to have uncovered some gotcha fact. No, its all out in the open because even if you know everything there is to know, you still can't beat the US, so it doesn't matter.
        Secrecy is the hobgoblin of weak states

        meds.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Panic more, Igor. Today is no bottle for you!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >It's amazing what kind of stuff is just out there available to the public
      The DHS digital library has pretty much every position paper, research article and policy document relevant to the military and its all freely available to search https://www.hsdl.org/c/
      always amuses me when thirdies and gopniks claim to have uncovered some gotcha fact. No, its all out in the open because even if you know everything there is to know, you still can't beat the US, so it doesn't matter.
      Secrecy is the hobgoblin of weak states

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Secrecy is the hobgoblin of weak states
        Is that why we spend $50 billion a year on black projects?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That is literally being spent on Black projects.
          Cabrini Green shit.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    honestly i think its kinda cool. reminds me of modernized m60s

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Implessive

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Gets sunk by thirty year old 688i five minutes into the war because the slanty eyed asiatic manning the sonar array was pulled out of a turnip field two months before

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So it's true Chinese girls have no ass

  8. 1 month ago
    yoink

    i don't know about y'all but i think some chonk makes the burke look badass

  9. 1 month ago
    yoink

    also where did you find this picture? i wanna see a view from the side or fronr

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      See:

      https://i.imgur.com/V4LexVZ.jpg

      Jesus, won't this make It more likely to capsize?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it's ddg 91 aka uss pickney as that other anon said, it's getting the new an/slq-32(v)7 which is basically an upgrade on the older electronic warfare system on these ships, this one has aesa antennas and shit

      https://i.imgur.com/V4LexVZ.jpg

      Jesus, won't this make It more likely to capsize?

      lol no it's literally a metal fairing so the EW equipment has adequate spacing from the radar, i'm not interested in doing the exact math but pic related it's not that heavy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >but pic related it's not that heavy

        Looks heavy

        I like both the Bimbo Bog version, mmmm top heavy girls, but I also love balconies.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This picture is mislabeled. It is not a flight 3.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus, won't this make It more likely to capsize?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      not as much as the women running it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      no

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Burkes before being Bogged

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Overall width looks about the same. They just enclosed the balconies, more or less.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      marginally so, but the Burkes were designed with these types of upgrades in mind and are very stable hull forms. Likewise these components don't actually weight that much as they are mostly empty space.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      looks good now
      im reminded of ww2 upgrades to interwar designs. its like ships are made kind of light then stuff is bolted on for war configuration to address needs as they arise. actually makes sense and the upgraded versions always look more serious and cool

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        not just ships

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Hind at home

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    holy fuk
    is that the result of the competency crisis?
    are those there so retarded officers dont crash the boats into shit?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yes anon, it's a tranny amplification field, it's job is to make sure that every single sailor on the ship wants to be spitroasted and drenched in cum even more than they usually do. it's not an electronic warfare system, no siree, they got rid of that since the women sailors couldn't understand those number thingies and shit.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        knew it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        h-hot, gonna report to the tranny commissar for my mandatory spitroast now

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >every single sailor on the ship wants to be spitroasted and drenched in cum even more than they usually do
        Impossible.

  12. 1 month ago
    yoink

    my god. its beautiful. I'm designing a corvette to build in a game called Scrap Mechanic and i think i've just gotten some very good inspiration. lemme run the design by y'all: its going to be 150 feet long and will primarily be a missile corvette. it will be armed with 4 missile tubes like the ones on the Sa'ar 4.5.it'll also have an extensive EWAC suite and minesweeping capabilities. it will have a sharp hull like the Vasily Bykov and a superstructure like the Pickney. sound like a good idea?

    • 1 month ago
      yoink

      also should i arm it with a gauss cannon or railgun of some sort? i already have made a couple prototype 70mm ones

      • 1 month ago
        äää

        you can't just say you've made a couple prototypes without droppin some pics

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      When did they add boats to scrap mechanic? I don't remember those

      • 1 month ago
        yoink

        they added water allowing for you to get a mod with floaty shit and therefore a boat. people have made LHDs already and submarines.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Using a corvette to minesweep strikes me as a waste of resources. ASW gear would be a better use of space on your Corvette imho.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Minesweeping gear is often similar to ASW at least for sensors.

      • 1 month ago
        yoink

        i was thinking the same,but maybe just same jamming suites for controlled explosives is good. its gonna have a pretty extensive ASW suite though, long range sonar, AS torpedoes, ASW rockets. a lot of my ships have large ASW suites cause of SSGNS and SSBNs.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It may look dumb, but if it works as advertised this is a massive upgrade to the ship's electronic warfare and anti-missile capabilities. Basically this is a massive array of sensors and emitters designed to provide 360 coverage of the ship to identify and jam incoming threats. It's designed to fry missiles and drones once they're over the horizon. This is a big force multiplier that complements the existing kinetic and soft-kill defenses of the ship.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >This is a big force multiplier that complements the existing kinetic and soft-kill defenses of the ship.
      Also planned for the CSGs, these new Burkes will make missiling a CVN to death even harder than it already is

  14. 1 month ago
    äää

    demilitarize it:

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      THEY DREW FIRST BLOOD.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      insert pic of ted kaczynski

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you will never be a real box

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >didn't lock out tag out
      NGMI

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Reminds me of that video of a chinese worker getting pinned and crushed in place by one of the Fanuc robot arms. And instead of shitting down the production line for emergency, the other workers rush to help resulting in an additional 2 others getting pinned and crushed by another arm.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      anyone else kind of aroused by this?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'll be your huckleberry, meat puppet. PM me.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm guessing you self-identify as a box? Godspeed zoomer not going to hate

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    unmistakably American

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Does Tammy's forehead contain an EW suite? No wonder every Slaton is retarded. Can't wait for more TLC fatkino

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        People that watch this are human garbage (and so is Tammy)

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    DFC chads it's over

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What happened to it's flight deck? Is it just the camera making the back look super smooshed?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Camera

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Damn she got fat

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think it's kind of kino in the way it's more or less admittance they've done all they could with these workhorse destroyers. Next generation is going to be sleek and awesome.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Geometry is a bitch. To keep the EWAR antennas out of the way of the radars while ensuring full coverage from both is going to require the ships to have bizarre geometry.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's not the ugliest thing the Navy has ever done to a ship...but it's not exactly flattering either.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      In shipgirl form this would look like a botched plastic surgery

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I like to imagine she'd have a giant PC strapped to her back and really thick glasses

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        but silicone and plastic makes perfect

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >feminism BAD
    >israel GOOD
    holy shit this boomer meme

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pale imitation

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I miss her bros...

      • 1 month ago
        yoink

        hats of to our girl, Long Beach. may they make a modernized class of you.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine a world where the USN had all-nuclear task forces.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      VGH…

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/ejNDMAQ.jpg

      I miss her bros...

      What's in the box?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A slightly smaller box

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Electronics and stuff. The reason for the box shape was to accommodate an early phased array radar.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SCANFAR

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Jeez, another one for https://lweb.cfa.harvard.edu/~gpetitpas/Links/Astroacro.html

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          But what if a target is near? It will not be able to scan it!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >SCANFAR
          Kino name

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    DAMN BOII HE THICCC

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >He
      What are you, a gotdang rooshan?

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    People won't be laughing when this fat fuck fries every chink computer in a 200 mile radius

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Ashleigh Burke gained a little bit of weight and whenever people mention it she charges up her EWR suite and blasts a city block
      >last time you pinched her lovehandles while getting frisky she deleted the county's grid

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Someone used an Optus mobile to post this thread the other night, so Ashleigh made sure OP couldn't post any more hurtful remarks or unflattering pictures the only way she knew how.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      oh no, i'll still be laughing at it. i'll just be impressed while laughing

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stuffed it with a ton of sensors and EW shit to address missile spam, I think she looks better tbh

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my buddy is a spook and he won't tell me shit about the new fat system >:(

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dat ass

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Perfect.

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Still can't beat HMS Thicc

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >HEY NEW YORK, MISS YOUR TWIN TOWERS? CHECK THESE OUT!

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >adopt a slim and svelte design with little excess or extra room
    >bloat it out awkwardly as upgrades come in and have to be stapled to the outside
    Every time.

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Amerifatbody war machines

    There is defiantly some sort of memetic repatterning/preconfiguration in the reality generator.

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's actually not that bad. All they did was slap some shit on the sides.
    I've seen way worse "retrofit" jobs.

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    furunobros sweating

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >american ships have lovehandles for holding on to
    >japanese ships have fiveheads for playing tic tac toe on
    What other national shipbuilding characteristics are there
    >captcha: SPY2
    what the fuck

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