Would you rather:

Go hunting with Dick Cheney
or
Camping with Paul Harrell

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    go hunt dick cheney

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Join the militia, we are hunting down all the zionist pigs

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    There wouldn't really be a problem frick hunting with Dick. Besides the part where at this point he's too old to go out hunting at all, the accident where he shot that lawyer was a quail hunt.
    This is relevant because quail tend to fly in an arc around the threat when startled, so during a quail hunt the general rule is that one person is on point (designated to shoot at the next quail that is spotted) and everyone else stays behind the hunter on point. Not to the left or in front, but behind since the point man may have to swing his shotgun up to 90 degrees either left or right when drawing a bead.
    Lawyer guy got carried away talking to Dick and walked up into the danger zone, quail flew out and as Dick was drawing a bead the bird passed behind the lawyer. Lawyer caught birdshot to the face and neck. That's the story that everyone including the lawyer who survived agree on, and lawyer admits he was at fault.

    Ergo, don't be a moron and you won't get shot.
    Same for Paul. Don't try to run him over or shoot him and you'll be fine.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I do not know how my phone autocorrected duck hunting to frick hunting, but being a career politician I'm sure the former has occurred a few times as well.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Bangbus episode starring "Big" Dick Cheney when?

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    dick cheney is cool, paul harrell is a mutt with mulatto grandsons.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >dick cheney is cool

      only in the current year will you hear people say this

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        dick cheney is cool.. as in, he is cold-blooded, and invisible to thermals

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        dick cheney is cool.. as in, he is cold-blooded, and invisible to thermals

        There was a movie made about Cheney called "Vice", which was basically made to shit all over him and show the world what an utter dickhole he is.

        I watched it, as I thought he was a dickhole. It changed my opinion. The man is very fricking based. Not good for America based, but holy shit you gotta respect a Black folk game based.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >dick cheney is cool

      Fricking zoomers. Anyway I'd go camping with Harrel, he seems more fun to talk to.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That's his brother's grandson you dumb fricking homosexual.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'd go pick nice wood with Shoigu

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Definitely hunting with Dick Cheney.
    I don't want to be tracked real easy when I'm with Paul Harrell.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    paul only shot the guys (plural) because they made suggestive comments to his then wife (since divorced). the man is insane and a threat to human decency, yet you clowns keep hyping him up as the poster boy for /k/

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because you'll pussy out in a defence situation

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >the man is insane and a threat to human decency
      Where do you think we are?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You're talking a lot of shit for someone who still shares a plane of reality(for now) with pic related

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    In soviet RASSHA, politician hunts YOU!

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    None of the above

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I think camping with Paul Harrell is probably fine because you'd have some evidence suggesting that you were supposed to be there. Camping NEAR Paul Harrell is a death sentence.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'd wear some armor and go hunting with Cheney, if for nothing else then to hear swamp stories

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