Shoot it in the kneecap, walk over, shove my finger in the hole, and tell it if I ever see it in the neighborhood again then it’ll be sleeping with the fishes.
>I think it would just kill/hurt you/not let you get too close to him
not if you are behind it with a knife to its neck and it feels your stale rank breath on its face. Not then
I don't own a gun, because I live in Cuckgaria, so screaming, throwing my copies of Shogun, Dune(it's hardcover) and LoTR, a it,as they're bedside books for me. Followed by stabbing it with my paper knife, which I keep semi-hidden under one of the my other large books. Or I retrieve my geologist's hammer to burst its skull open.
force the biggest grin on my face and start laughing like a complete mad man while making eye contact, then while it's distracted shoot it's knees and arms, tie it up then invite all my local /k/ommandos to pay for a half hour frick sesh with it
If that was real and not a guy in a suit >shoot it until it dies >shoot it some more >check property for more shenanigans >when perimeter is secure, return to body >dismember it with my khukuri >put parts in burn barrel, except the head >the head goes on a pike in front of my door >use its blood to write "frick off" on my door
RAPE
>RAPE
fpbp
It can keep struggling while it realises nothing can stop what's happening, that's when I really start forcing it in
The only appropriate response to home invasions.
it's going to find out how it's emaciated body can deal with some hollowpoints.
>notices weird humanoid thing
>grab JDJ Fat Mac
>erase it from plane of existance.
Start gently playing with it's nipples while kissing it on the neck
Shoot it in the kneecap, walk over, shove my finger in the hole, and tell it if I ever see it in the neighborhood again then it’ll be sleeping with the fishes.
guys I dont think this is real. I think its just a guy in a suit
Why are you lying on the internet? It’s real
No look closer. There is a zipper. Are you trying to troll me?
>Red cope arrows
Stop it Ivan
It's an alien spine ridge.
That back-of-the-head-pussy looking mighty enticing ngl
I'm partial to those eye socket pussies. Sussies, if you will.
Sup dudes you trying to party on your ship?
How would a paranormal entity react if instead of being scared of it you forced yourself upon it and raped it for the next several hours?
Not well I’d assume, prepare for a possible counter-rape
I think it would just kill/hurt you/not let you get too close to him
>I think it would just kill/hurt you/not let you get too close to him
not if you are behind it with a knife to its neck and it feels your stale rank breath on its face. Not then
Its going to call the space police
It'd probably disembowel you immediately with those claws.
Gonna get me some alienussy.
Tell it to make me a sandwich.
back to probe my anus again huh you grey bastards
this time i've got a dog and an AK
Defensive rape
I don't own a gun, because I live in Cuckgaria, so screaming, throwing my copies of Shogun, Dune(it's hardcover) and LoTR, a it,as they're bedside books for me. Followed by stabbing it with my paper knife, which I keep semi-hidden under one of the my other large books. Or I retrieve my geologist's hammer to burst its skull open.
Squeal like an ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
force the biggest grin on my face and start laughing like a complete mad man while making eye contact, then while it's distracted shoot it's knees and arms, tie it up then invite all my local /k/ommandos to pay for a half hour frick sesh with it
Have passionate baby making sex
Ask my wife why she's standing in the corner and to come back to bed.
Lmao
Same thing that happened to the e-girl who showed up after some friend gave me this "ring" VHS to watch.
Apparently, she used to come to all sorts of people, but ever since me she just sobs and stays inside the video.
Nuff said
I grab my pillow gun and shoot
Lay off the drugs.
Get my FAL out, force them to change out of that gay alien thing and put on my custom Jellylorum costume, and then rape them.
Simple as.
That's just some homosexual in a costume. Ask him to leave.
If that was real and not a guy in a suit
>shoot it until it dies
>shoot it some more
>check property for more shenanigans
>when perimeter is secure, return to body
>dismember it with my khukuri
>put parts in burn barrel, except the head
>the head goes on a pike in front of my door
>use its blood to write "frick off" on my door
Is it female?
Bazooka.
>Close my eyes and go back to sleep because I'm clearly experiencing sleep paralysis
Not the first time I've run through this
up by raspy breathing
>>see this in the darkness at the corner of your room
Yeah.... I've got a succubus that visits me every now and then.
>Poor kitty, what did you get tangled into?
Reach for my Hunting knife by me and skin it alive or capture it and keep it as a pet a while dressing it in woman clothings.
high velocity sexual assault