>woken up by raspy breathing. >see this in the darkness at the corner of your room

>woken up by raspy breathing
>see this in the darkness at the corner of your room
what do /k/?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    RAPE

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >RAPE
      fpbp
      It can keep struggling while it realises nothing can stop what's happening, that's when I really start forcing it in

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The only appropriate response to home invasions.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    it's going to find out how it's emaciated body can deal with some hollowpoints.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >notices weird humanoid thing
    >grab JDJ Fat Mac
    >erase it from plane of existance.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Start gently playing with it's nipples while kissing it on the neck

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Shoot it in the kneecap, walk over, shove my finger in the hole, and tell it if I ever see it in the neighborhood again then it’ll be sleeping with the fishes.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    guys I dont think this is real. I think its just a guy in a suit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you lying on the internet? It’s real

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No look closer. There is a zipper. Are you trying to troll me?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Red cope arrows
          Stop it Ivan

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's an alien spine ridge.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That back-of-the-head-pussy looking mighty enticing ngl

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'm partial to those eye socket pussies. Sussies, if you will.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sup dudes you trying to party on your ship?

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How would a paranormal entity react if instead of being scared of it you forced yourself upon it and raped it for the next several hours?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not well I’d assume, prepare for a possible counter-rape

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I think it would just kill/hurt you/not let you get too close to him

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >I think it would just kill/hurt you/not let you get too close to him
        not if you are behind it with a knife to its neck and it feels your stale rank breath on its face. Not then

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Its going to call the space police

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It'd probably disembowel you immediately with those claws.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Gonna get me some alienussy.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Tell it to make me a sandwich.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    back to probe my anus again huh you grey bastards
    this time i've got a dog and an AK

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Defensive rape

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't own a gun, because I live in Cuckgaria, so screaming, throwing my copies of Shogun, Dune(it's hardcover) and LoTR, a it,as they're bedside books for me. Followed by stabbing it with my paper knife, which I keep semi-hidden under one of the my other large books. Or I retrieve my geologist's hammer to burst its skull open.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Squeal like an ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    force the biggest grin on my face and start laughing like a complete mad man while making eye contact, then while it's distracted shoot it's knees and arms, tie it up then invite all my local /k/ommandos to pay for a half hour frick sesh with it

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Have passionate baby making sex

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ask my wife why she's standing in the corner and to come back to bed.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Same thing that happened to the e-girl who showed up after some friend gave me this "ring" VHS to watch.

      Apparently, she used to come to all sorts of people, but ever since me she just sobs and stays inside the video.

      Lmao

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Same thing that happened to the e-girl who showed up after some friend gave me this "ring" VHS to watch.

    Apparently, she used to come to all sorts of people, but ever since me she just sobs and stays inside the video.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Nuff said

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I grab my pillow gun and shoot

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Lay off the drugs.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Get my FAL out, force them to change out of that gay alien thing and put on my custom Jellylorum costume, and then rape them.

    Simple as.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That's just some homosexual in a costume. Ask him to leave.

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If that was real and not a guy in a suit
    >shoot it until it dies
    >shoot it some more
    >check property for more shenanigans
    >when perimeter is secure, return to body
    >dismember it with my khukuri
    >put parts in burn barrel, except the head
    >the head goes on a pike in front of my door
    >use its blood to write "frick off" on my door

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is it female?

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bazooka.

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Close my eyes and go back to sleep because I'm clearly experiencing sleep paralysis
    Not the first time I've run through this

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    up by raspy breathing
    >>see this in the darkness at the corner of your room
    Yeah.... I've got a succubus that visits me every now and then.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Poor kitty, what did you get tangled into?

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Reach for my Hunting knife by me and skin it alive or capture it and keep it as a pet a while dressing it in woman clothings.

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    high velocity sexual assault

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