With what weapons can you take down big mighty bear?

With what weapons can you take down big mighty bear?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine getting beaten up as a bear attacking the chipmunks nextdoor neighbours (Who is also a chipmunk) house.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/e7z1rOg.png

      With what weapons can you take down big mighty bear?

      >open season foretold the prophecy

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
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          Anonymous
  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The chipmunks are sending a few nuts to the squirrels next door and the bear cannot handle it.
    Meanwhile, there is a Panda that believes to be a Dragon that is considering what to do, and could end up eating the Bear instead of messing with the chipmunks.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    bear spear

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      what if bear has nunchuks?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >pronounced 'bare spare'

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >My enemy is so weak I could crush them easily
    >My enemy is so strong that I must consistently threaten nooooks
    Why are Russians like this?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Russia totally could've taken Kyiv in 3 days but they didn't want to

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >You send gun I nooook
      >You join nato I send you NOOOOOK!
      >You help I noooook
      >You talk about my warcrimes I Noook oook oook!
      Sometimes I really wish a monkey would, there's so many "lines" crossed and the promised consequences have yet to materialize, or is everyone else gonna get it after ukraine in the russian mind?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's posturing for the drunken serfs back home. Appear strong, shirtless president do manly stuff yes, very virile. They know NATO isn't going to attack. But you can't really expand into your bordering countries without a way to sell it to the people. United States IS strong because it pumps nearly a trillion dollars into defense each year. So when they actually need their military, it works. Russians siphon military funds to finance private yachts and somehow expect their military to function as promised. lol. They probably thought Ukraine would go down like Georgia/Chechnya vol. 2.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >They probably thought Ukraine would go down like Georgia/Chechnya vol. 2.
          Oh they definitely did and I think 2014 reinforced their belief. What they should have realized is 2014 got rid of all the military traitors, NATO has been training them since then and in the east they gained experience fighting bydlo. Meanwhile their own military just kept up with the pervasive corruption and yes men.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >2014 got rid of all the military traitors
            unfortunately it didn't, but it got rid of enough of them to have chance

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Same shit really
        https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/China%27s_final_warning

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Naga Noooks

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >My enemy is racially and technologically inferior, they only have shovelsl
      >My enemy is so strong i need a billion more in aid!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, both can be true at once
        >The endless hordes of orcs need to be dealt with
        >Each individual orc is ill-equipped and easy to kill, but there's 1,000,000 of them
        In this scenario, Ukraine is Gondor: better equipped, better trained, vastly outnumbered. Still in need or other Western assistance, but not because the enemy are a genuine rival, rather because it gets tiring to be cutting down orcish lives all day, and when your arm cannot swing any more, there will still be another orc coming for you.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Fantasy logic
          >From a scenario where both sides have melee weapons
          This is not really comparable to using highly advanced weapons against troops with no firearms
          This is more like if America needed aid from all of Europe to fight Injuns
          Actually. at this rate the Indians were a better oponent than the NAFO version of Russia
          >More of them had rifles at this rate
          >Used tactics other than human waves
          >19th century tech could not vaporize them from kilometers away
          Either Ukraine is terribly incompetent or their propaganda is going overboard

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >The followers must feel humiliated by the ostentatious wealth and force of their enemies. When I was a boy I was taught to think of Englishmen as the five-meal people. They ate more frequently than the poor but sober Italians. israelites are rich and help each other through a secret web of mutual assistance. However, the followers must be convinced that they can overwhelm the enemies. Thus, by a continuous shifting of rhetorical focus, the enemies are at the same time too strong and too weak. Fascist governments are condemned to lose wars because they are constitutionally incapable of objectively evaluating the force of the enemy.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Apparently a smaller supposedly weaker pig that the bear shares a massive land border with. Also where's the dragon sized bald eagle in that picture?

      Because they're drunk morons.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nukes are all they have worthy of any respect. Their conventional forces are pathetic so they rely on nuclear blackmail to appear strong.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That's propaganda 101, the enemy is both extremely weak and incompetent but also controls literally everything and is a threat to your very existence.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's textbook fascism. Your enemy is weak and strong as you need them to me.
      Just look at how Republicans in America portray Biden. He's either a senile moron controlled by the israelites, or a manipulative maniac who's going to start world war III over Ukraine.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Happens to a Nation that blindly follows it's israelite masters for generations.

      It's textbook fascism. Your enemy is weak and strong as you need them to me.
      Just look at how Republicans in America portray Biden. He's either a senile moron controlled by the israelites, or a manipulative maniac who's going to start world war III over Ukraine.

      >oy vey

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This is actually a pretty good representation. Russia is big... but the chipmunks were given fully automatic rifles and are now raping the bear's corpse.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Russia is big
      only on paper

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    WW1 close quarters trench weapons could deal with many of their troops as they have old guns and no ammo.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Not a single chipmunk lost, and the bear is bleeding heavily

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >be mighty puccian bear
    >lose to Ukraine of all countries

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Be aryan Ukranian master race with best weapons in the world
      >Can't defeat starving drunk subhumans with mosins and shovels
      They should be in Moscow by now if the propaganda was true

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >>Be aryan Ukranian master race with best weapons in the world
          nobody claimed this...

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    NEXT YEAR
    That's when the stupid gay Nazi hohols meet their maker.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what bear?

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The bear is tall and mighty but the skunk is the king of the forest.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just give him cigarettes. You know things will catch fire or explode around him

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    if you think those proportions are correct - this is one of main reasons of your blunders

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Time.
    Russia's right on schedule for the 2020 part of the cycle.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Went ahead and updated and expanded this for current year

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        fricking saved

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The 1930s and 1940s section doesn't really work. If anything, 1930s was when the USSR shit the bed, but by mid 1940s, they were at least balancing on the ball and starting to act tough.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, 30's is when they tried the same circus monkey trick of showing they were a world class power not to be messed with with their biggest and most coordinated aircraft in the world and super advanced Christie suspension tanks that could take any military.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Here, we can even still play the same game.
            >what is the tactical advantage of having your paratroopers hang on to the outside of the aircraft until they get to the target?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Its close enough for attempting to characterize by decades. The events for that time period have their turning points mid-decade. So much so that this graph I found uses a weird axis starting at 1885 and counting up by 20s.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          if you pay attention its when the bear attempts to exercise its power while slipping from its pedestal instead of trying to maintain balance

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Nah in the 30s they tried to frick with Finland and we all know how poorly that went. They limped through the 40s on lend lease

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Give me 9mm Tokarev with full mag and I'll drop that bad boy.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Watch and learn, Grasshopper.

    But, do it quietly. You're too fricking stupid to be talking out loud.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I got fricking brainrot
    for some reason the bears pose reminds me of those fricking NAFO dog homosexuals

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Apparently a bunch of Javelins, Stinger and 12 HIMARS are enough.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine going into a war in an attempt to weaken NATO only for NATO to get stronger

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Imagine losing to Globohomo

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      But they are defying it. All the banks in the world tried to force them out.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        defying? lol lmao and also defying it with what? a bunch of mongolian rapists and Black folk? is that who is fighting globohomo? africa india and tanu tuva? kek

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yes.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >is that who is fighting globohomo
          It sure ain't the Poles which just let whatever current superpower is cool onto their soil without single bullet fired.
          It was warsaw pact (like notice warsaw in the name) and now it's HATO.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            The Russian mindset on display right here; you cannot co-operate, only dominate and exploit
            Remind me how Poland was doing under Soviet occupation?
            You are the prime example as to why Russians are an unsalvageable subhuman species who deserve nothing but contempt and extermination. You are simply unfit for civilisation

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Remind me how Poland was doing under Soviet occupation?
              Not unclogging toilets in the UK lol

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                And yet it pays more than any of the jobs Russians have access to

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Why do Russian car thiefs always steal two cars when they are in Germany?
                >Because they have to go through Poland on their way home.

                I find these posts funny because betray the obliviousness to a central, important fact: the issues with corruption and poverty in ex-USSR sphere countries.
                Which are a result of Russian presence, and one of the many reasons (on top of Russians being thieving, bullying thugs) everyone escapes whenever they have the chance.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Which are a result of Russian presence
                No anon, it's the result of:
                1. being slavs so subpar performance in genetically ensured
                2. being in vassal position against rich, powerful and smarter west

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I think you are trying some divide et impera here which is not working, Chang.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Your countrymen will be begging to unclog toilets in Poland soon enough

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I like how 2nd worldies are baffled that jobs as essential as plumbers are actually well paid in a functioning society.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Why do Russian car thiefs always steal two cars when they are in Germany?
              >Because they have to go through Poland on their way home.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >It sure ain't the Poles which just let whatever current superpower is cool onto their soil without single bullet fired

            Imagine saying that when Poland has had a shitton of uprisings. Russians alternate between lying (just like you) and making fun of Poles because they didn't and wouldn't dare to fight for themselves, the results of which we're seeing...

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >not pictured the hundreds of chipmunks flying aircraft and the scores of frigates and destroyers off the coast of Vladivostok, Kaliningrad and St Betersburg

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Projecting much? Every NATO country has a quality of life that the regular Russian could only dream of
    Sorry you couldn't make it into the global wealth club

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Every NATO country
      Maybe cold war nato, now that nato has shithole countries like poland, bulgaria, romania and those soviet satellites as part of it...

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Where would you choose to live? Portugal or Russia?

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >while actually being poor as frick
    The contents of my sofa can buy and burry your estate, pajeet.
    Verification not required.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Dream on Wojcik.
      You come from generational poverty, your children and their children they'll be poor as frick too.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Benelli m4, beretta 1301 or a300. Buckshot or slugs. I'd recommend slugs.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    pallets

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 90% sure this is supposed to be a reference to this scene Open Season
    The bear ends up getting pelted with a barrage of acorns

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Pallets

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    a crowbar

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Still more land that they started with it
    >Not that bad for the worse army in the world facing the master race's wunderwaffe
    >It's impressive what you can achieve with a few airsoft vests, WW2 surplus and rubber ERA

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Basic b***h GMLRS buck breaks the entire russian logistic system near the front
    I dont think we need anything else unironically tbh

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >the nazis where objectively winning in World War II until september 44 when sllied troops crossed into the borders of the Reich.That is how war works, that are the rules!!!

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    An American 180.

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Germans had more land than they started with till early 1945.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      >the nazis where objectively winning in World War II until september 44 when sllied troops crossed into the borders of the Reich.That is how war works, that are the rules!!!

      >Four more years
      >Trust the plan

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You don't win a war of aggression being pushed out of whatever little bit of land you managed to lay claim to early on

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Gotcha covered.

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    same way you take down an eagle, with fentanyl.

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    FIST HIS ASS!

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    probably some day they'll realize they would prefer to integate with Europe with all the other Slavs than becoming China's marginal submissive neighbor
    if they had a brain it would be a strong weapon

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >integrate

      Not possible. Russia is too big to integrate into Europe. It's by far the most populous country in Europe with the most land area.

      Which is the central problem: it's too big for Europe, but it's too small in terms of population to compete with other powers like USA, China and India.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        At least economically and culturally
        If politics make it impossible still it should be an economic and diplomatic goal to remain part of Europe instead of throwing it all away out of pride since the end is much worse

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It should be split up. Then integrated one piece at a time.
        Russia is too big to integrate. Tver isn't. Ryazan isn't. Muscovy isn't. Novgorod isn't. Tatarstan isn't. Kaliningrad isn't. etc.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You're giving me flashbacks to my Poland campaigns in Europa Universalis

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I want to put fingers into bear's butthole so fricking badly

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The bane of all Russians everywhere. Barry Corbin

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Impotent twitter offensives.
    Spamming PrepHole.
    Coordinating replies on PrepHole via discord.
    Attacking vtubers who play Hogwarts Academy.

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Frick off, I tried

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Brilliant

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Ukraine is only taking this long because we're fighting the full force of NATO
    >NATO is so weak, would deal with them with our eyebrows tied behind out backs
    You can't eat your cake and have it too

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    .30-06

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >stuck in a lose, lose situation, while getting pummeled in the face with NATO super weapons in a patch of worthless land while NATO suffers zero casualties
    >nearly all of the professional army and soviet stock is destroyed
    >worsening brain drain
    All of that land is going to be liberated from Russia anyways, just like Kharkiv and Kherson cuz Russia doesn't haven't anymore offensive power to take large swaths of territory, but Ukraine does.

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Poisoned bait
    >Glock 40 with a switch and a stendo
    >Double aught buck from a 12 guage
    >Anything that flings 200 grains of lead over 1000fps
    >Burmese tiger pit
    >5 hungry dudes, some sharpened sticks and a cliff edge
    >a flammenwerfer 41
    >a super soaker filled with a thick, high concentrated solution of LSD
    >another bear

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just wait for him to sell his ammo for vodka then shoot him when he bayonet charges your position

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >That one North Korean propaganda cartoon
    >NATO edition

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Though in this case showing the people as small rodents is meant to be an insult that they are weak compared to the mighty russian bear, where the NK showing themselves as little cute animals and the westerners as hulking badass wolves was meant to be positive for North Korea

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Tbf dying to wolves is still a very real threat in NK

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Alibaba drones

  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    .22LR

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