The chipmunks are sending a few nuts to the squirrels next door and the bear cannot handle it.
Meanwhile, there is a Panda that believes to be a Dragon that is considering what to do, and could end up eating the Bear instead of messing with the chipmunks.
>You send gun I nooook >You join nato I send you NOOOOOK! >You help I noooook >You talk about my warcrimes I Noook oook oook!
Sometimes I really wish a monkey would, there's so many "lines" crossed and the promised consequences have yet to materialize, or is everyone else gonna get it after ukraine in the russian mind?
It's posturing for the drunken serfs back home. Appear strong, shirtless president do manly stuff yes, very virile. They know NATO isn't going to attack. But you can't really expand into your bordering countries without a way to sell it to the people. United States IS strong because it pumps nearly a trillion dollars into defense each year. So when they actually need their military, it works. Russians siphon military funds to finance private yachts and somehow expect their military to function as promised. lol. They probably thought Ukraine would go down like Georgia/Chechnya vol. 2.
>They probably thought Ukraine would go down like Georgia/Chechnya vol. 2.
Oh they definitely did and I think 2014 reinforced their belief. What they should have realized is 2014 got rid of all the military traitors, NATO has been training them since then and in the east they gained experience fighting bydlo. Meanwhile their own military just kept up with the pervasive corruption and yes men.
Yes, both can be true at once >The endless hordes of orcs need to be dealt with >Each individual orc is ill-equipped and easy to kill, but there's 1,000,000 of them
In this scenario, Ukraine is Gondor: better equipped, better trained, vastly outnumbered. Still in need or other Western assistance, but not because the enemy are a genuine rival, rather because it gets tiring to be cutting down orcish lives all day, and when your arm cannot swing any more, there will still be another orc coming for you.
>Fantasy logic >From a scenario where both sides have melee weapons
This is not really comparable to using highly advanced weapons against troops with no firearms
This is more like if America needed aid from all of Europe to fight Injuns
Actually. at this rate the Indians were a better oponent than the NAFO version of Russia >More of them had rifles at this rate >Used tactics other than human waves >19th century tech could not vaporize them from kilometers away
Either Ukraine is terribly incompetent or their propaganda is going overboard
>The followers must feel humiliated by the ostentatious wealth and force of their enemies. When I was a boy I was taught to think of Englishmen as the five-meal people. They ate more frequently than the poor but sober Italians. garden gnomes are rich and help each other through a secret web of mutual assistance. However, the followers must be convinced that they can overwhelm the enemies. Thus, by a continuous shifting of rhetorical focus, the enemies are at the same time too strong and too weak. Fascist governments are condemned to lose wars because they are constitutionally incapable of objectively evaluating the force of the enemy.
It's textbook fascism. Your enemy is weak and strong as you need them to me.
Just look at how Republicans in America portray Biden. He's either a senile moron controlled by the garden gnomes, or a manipulative maniac who's going to start world war III over Ukraine.
Happens to a Nation that blindly follows it's garden gnome masters for generations.
It's textbook fascism. Your enemy is weak and strong as you need them to me.
Just look at how Republicans in America portray Biden. He's either a senile moron controlled by the garden gnomes, or a manipulative maniac who's going to start world war III over Ukraine.
This is actually a pretty good representation. Russia is big... but the chipmunks were given fully automatic rifles and are now raping the bear's corpse.
>Be aryan Ukranian master race with best weapons in the world >Can't defeat starving drunk subhumans with mosins and shovels
They should be in Moscow by now if the propaganda was true
The 1930s and 1940s section doesn't really work. If anything, 1930s was when the USSR shit the bed, but by mid 1940s, they were at least balancing on the ball and starting to act tough.
Nah, 30's is when they tried the same circus monkey trick of showing they were a world class power not to be messed with with their biggest and most coordinated aircraft in the world and super advanced Christie suspension tanks that could take any military.
Here, we can even still play the same game. >what is the tactical advantage of having your paratroopers hang on to the outside of the aircraft until they get to the target?
Its close enough for attempting to characterize by decades. The events for that time period have their turning points mid-decade. So much so that this graph I found uses a weird axis starting at 1885 and counting up by 20s.
defying? lol lmao and also defying it with what? a bunch of mongolian rapists and morons? is that who is fighting globohomo? africa india and tanu tuva? kek
>is that who is fighting globohomo
It sure ain't the Poles which just let whatever current superpower is cool onto their soil without single bullet fired.
It was warsaw pact (like notice warsaw in the name) and now it's HATO.
The Russian mindset on display right here; you cannot co-operate, only dominate and exploit
Remind me how Poland was doing under Soviet occupation?
You are the prime example as to why Russians are an unsalvageable subhuman species who deserve nothing but contempt and extermination. You are simply unfit for civilisation
>Remind me how Poland was doing under Soviet occupation?
Not unclogging toilets in the UK lol
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And yet it pays more than any of the jobs Russians have access to
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Anonymous
>Why do Russian car thiefs always steal two cars when they are in Germany? >Because they have to go through Poland on their way home.
I find these posts funny because betray the obliviousness to a central, important fact: the issues with corruption and poverty in ex-USSR sphere countries.
Which are a result of Russian presence, and one of the many reasons (on top of Russians being thieving, bullying thugs) everyone escapes whenever they have the chance.
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>Which are a result of Russian presence
No anon, it's the result of:
1. being slavs so subpar performance in genetically ensured
2. being in vassal position against rich, powerful and smarter west
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I think you are trying some divide et impera here which is not working, Chang.
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Anonymous
Your countrymen will be begging to unclog toilets in Poland soon enough
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Anonymous
I like how 2nd worldies are baffled that jobs as essential as plumbers are actually well paid in a functioning society.
>It sure ain't the Poles which just let whatever current superpower is cool onto their soil without single bullet fired
Imagine saying that when Poland has had a shitton of uprisings. Russians alternate between lying (just like you) and making fun of Poles because they didn't and wouldn't dare to fight for themselves, the results of which we're seeing...
>not pictured the hundreds of chipmunks flying aircraft and the scores of frigates and destroyers off the coast of Vladivostok, Kaliningrad and St Betersburg
Projecting much? Every NATO country has a quality of life that the regular Russian could only dream of
Sorry you couldn't make it into the global wealth club
>Every NATO country
Maybe cold war nato, now that nato has shithole countries like poland, bulgaria, romania and those soviet satellites as part of it...
>Still more land that they started with it >Not that bad for the worse army in the world facing the master race's wunderwaffe >It's impressive what you can achieve with a few airsoft vests, WW2 surplus and rubber ERA
>the nazis where objectively winning in World War II until september 44 when sllied troops crossed into the borders of the Reich.That is how war works, that are the rules!!!
[...] >the nazis where objectively winning in World War II until september 44 when sllied troops crossed into the borders of the Reich.That is how war works, that are the rules!!!
probably some day they'll realize they would prefer to integate with Europe with all the other Slavs than becoming China's marginal submissive neighbor
if they had a brain it would be a strong weapon
Not possible. Russia is too big to integrate into Europe. It's by far the most populous country in Europe with the most land area.
Which is the central problem: it's too big for Europe, but it's too small in terms of population to compete with other powers like USA, China and India.
At least economically and culturally
If politics make it impossible still it should be an economic and diplomatic goal to remain part of Europe instead of throwing it all away out of pride since the end is much worse
It should be split up. Then integrated one piece at a time.
Russia is too big to integrate. Tver isn't. Ryazan isn't. Muscovy isn't. Novgorod isn't. Tatarstan isn't. Kaliningrad isn't. etc.
>Ukraine is only taking this long because we're fighting the full force of NATO >NATO is so weak, would deal with them with our eyebrows tied behind out backs
You can't eat your cake and have it too
>stuck in a lose, lose situation, while getting pummeled in the face with NATO super weapons in a patch of worthless land while NATO suffers zero casualties >nearly all of the professional army and soviet stock is destroyed >worsening brain drain
All of that land is going to be liberated from Russia anyways, just like Kharkiv and Kherson cuz Russia doesn't haven't anymore offensive power to take large swaths of territory, but Ukraine does.
>Poisoned bait >Glock 40 with a switch and a stendo >Double aught buck from a 12 guage >Anything that flings 200 grains of lead over 1000fps >Burmese tiger pit >5 hungry dudes, some sharpened sticks and a cliff edge >a flammenwerfer 41 >a super soaker filled with a thick, high concentrated solution of LSD >another bear
Though in this case showing the people as small rodents is meant to be an insult that they are weak compared to the mighty russian bear, where the NK showing themselves as little cute animals and the westerners as hulking badass wolves was meant to be positive for North Korea
Imagine getting beaten up as a bear attacking the chipmunks nextdoor neighbours (Who is also a chipmunk) house.
>open season foretold the prophecy
The chipmunks are sending a few nuts to the squirrels next door and the bear cannot handle it.
Meanwhile, there is a Panda that believes to be a Dragon that is considering what to do, and could end up eating the Bear instead of messing with the chipmunks.
bear spear
what if bear has nunchuks?
>pronounced 'bare spare'
>My enemy is so weak I could crush them easily
>My enemy is so strong that I must consistently threaten nooooks
Why are Russians like this?
Russia totally could've taken Kyiv in 3 days but they didn't want to
>You send gun I nooook
>You join nato I send you NOOOOOK!
>You help I noooook
>You talk about my warcrimes I Noook oook oook!
Sometimes I really wish a monkey would, there's so many "lines" crossed and the promised consequences have yet to materialize, or is everyone else gonna get it after ukraine in the russian mind?
It's posturing for the drunken serfs back home. Appear strong, shirtless president do manly stuff yes, very virile. They know NATO isn't going to attack. But you can't really expand into your bordering countries without a way to sell it to the people. United States IS strong because it pumps nearly a trillion dollars into defense each year. So when they actually need their military, it works. Russians siphon military funds to finance private yachts and somehow expect their military to function as promised. lol. They probably thought Ukraine would go down like Georgia/Chechnya vol. 2.
>They probably thought Ukraine would go down like Georgia/Chechnya vol. 2.
Oh they definitely did and I think 2014 reinforced their belief. What they should have realized is 2014 got rid of all the military traitors, NATO has been training them since then and in the east they gained experience fighting bydlo. Meanwhile their own military just kept up with the pervasive corruption and yes men.
>2014 got rid of all the military traitors
unfortunately it didn't, but it got rid of enough of them to have chance
Same shit really
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/China%27s_final_warning
>Naga Noooks
>My enemy is racially and technologically inferior, they only have shovelsl
>My enemy is so strong i need a billion more in aid!
Yes, both can be true at once
>The endless hordes of orcs need to be dealt with
>Each individual orc is ill-equipped and easy to kill, but there's 1,000,000 of them
In this scenario, Ukraine is Gondor: better equipped, better trained, vastly outnumbered. Still in need or other Western assistance, but not because the enemy are a genuine rival, rather because it gets tiring to be cutting down orcish lives all day, and when your arm cannot swing any more, there will still be another orc coming for you.
>Fantasy logic
>From a scenario where both sides have melee weapons
This is not really comparable to using highly advanced weapons against troops with no firearms
This is more like if America needed aid from all of Europe to fight Injuns
Actually. at this rate the Indians were a better oponent than the NAFO version of Russia
>More of them had rifles at this rate
>Used tactics other than human waves
>19th century tech could not vaporize them from kilometers away
Either Ukraine is terribly incompetent or their propaganda is going overboard
>The followers must feel humiliated by the ostentatious wealth and force of their enemies. When I was a boy I was taught to think of Englishmen as the five-meal people. They ate more frequently than the poor but sober Italians. garden gnomes are rich and help each other through a secret web of mutual assistance. However, the followers must be convinced that they can overwhelm the enemies. Thus, by a continuous shifting of rhetorical focus, the enemies are at the same time too strong and too weak. Fascist governments are condemned to lose wars because they are constitutionally incapable of objectively evaluating the force of the enemy.
Apparently a smaller supposedly weaker pig that the bear shares a massive land border with. Also where's the dragon sized bald eagle in that picture?
Because they're drunk retards.
Nukes are all they have worthy of any respect. Their conventional forces are pathetic so they rely on nuclear blackmail to appear strong.
That's propaganda 101, the enemy is both extremely weak and incompetent but also controls literally everything and is a threat to your very existence.
It's textbook fascism. Your enemy is weak and strong as you need them to me.
Just look at how Republicans in America portray Biden. He's either a senile moron controlled by the garden gnomes, or a manipulative maniac who's going to start world war III over Ukraine.
Happens to a Nation that blindly follows it's garden gnome masters for generations.
>oy vey
This is actually a pretty good representation. Russia is big... but the chipmunks were given fully automatic rifles and are now raping the bear's corpse.
>Russia is big
only on paper
WW1 close quarters trench weapons could deal with many of their troops as they have old guns and no ammo.
Not a single chipmunk lost, and the bear is bleeding heavily
>be mighty puccian bear
>lose to Ukraine of all countries
>Be aryan Ukranian master race with best weapons in the world
>Can't defeat starving drunk subhumans with mosins and shovels
They should be in Moscow by now if the propaganda was true
>>Be aryan Ukranian master race with best weapons in the world
nobody claimed this...
NEXT YEAR
That's when the stupid gay Nazi hohols meet their maker.
what bear?
The bear is tall and mighty but the skunk is the king of the forest.
Just give him cigarettes. You know things will catch fire or explode around him
if you think those proportions are correct - this is one of main reasons of your blunders
Time.
Russia's right on schedule for the 2020 part of the cycle.
Went ahead and updated and expanded this for current year
fucking saved
The 1930s and 1940s section doesn't really work. If anything, 1930s was when the USSR shit the bed, but by mid 1940s, they were at least balancing on the ball and starting to act tough.
Nah, 30's is when they tried the same circus monkey trick of showing they were a world class power not to be messed with with their biggest and most coordinated aircraft in the world and super advanced Christie suspension tanks that could take any military.
Here, we can even still play the same game.
>what is the tactical advantage of having your paratroopers hang on to the outside of the aircraft until they get to the target?
Its close enough for attempting to characterize by decades. The events for that time period have their turning points mid-decade. So much so that this graph I found uses a weird axis starting at 1885 and counting up by 20s.
if you pay attention its when the bear attempts to exercise its power while slipping from its pedestal instead of trying to maintain balance
Nah in the 30s they tried to fuck with Finland and we all know how poorly that went. They limped through the 40s on lend lease
Give me 9mm Tokarev with full mag and I'll drop that bad boy.
Watch and learn, Grasshopper.
But, do it quietly. You're too fucking stupid to be talking out loud.
I got fucking brainrot
for some reason the bears pose reminds me of those fucking NAFO dog gays
Apparently a bunch of Javelins, Stinger and 12 HIMARS are enough.
Imagine going into a war in an attempt to weaken NATO only for NATO to get stronger
Imagine losing to Globohomo
But they are defying it. All the banks in the world tried to force them out.
defying? lol lmao and also defying it with what? a bunch of mongolian rapists and morons? is that who is fighting globohomo? africa india and tanu tuva? kek
Yes.
>is that who is fighting globohomo
It sure ain't the Poles which just let whatever current superpower is cool onto their soil without single bullet fired.
It was warsaw pact (like notice warsaw in the name) and now it's HATO.
The Russian mindset on display right here; you cannot co-operate, only dominate and exploit
Remind me how Poland was doing under Soviet occupation?
You are the prime example as to why Russians are an unsalvageable subhuman species who deserve nothing but contempt and extermination. You are simply unfit for civilisation
>Remind me how Poland was doing under Soviet occupation?
Not unclogging toilets in the UK lol
And yet it pays more than any of the jobs Russians have access to
I find these posts funny because betray the obliviousness to a central, important fact: the issues with corruption and poverty in ex-USSR sphere countries.
Which are a result of Russian presence, and one of the many reasons (on top of Russians being thieving, bullying thugs) everyone escapes whenever they have the chance.
>Which are a result of Russian presence
No anon, it's the result of:
1. being slavs so subpar performance in genetically ensured
2. being in vassal position against rich, powerful and smarter west
I think you are trying some divide et impera here which is not working, Chang.
Your countrymen will be begging to unclog toilets in Poland soon enough
I like how 2nd worldies are baffled that jobs as essential as plumbers are actually well paid in a functioning society.
>Why do Russian car thiefs always steal two cars when they are in Germany?
>Because they have to go through Poland on their way home.
>It sure ain't the Poles which just let whatever current superpower is cool onto their soil without single bullet fired
Imagine saying that when Poland has had a shitton of uprisings. Russians alternate between lying (just like you) and making fun of Poles because they didn't and wouldn't dare to fight for themselves, the results of which we're seeing...
>not pictured the hundreds of chipmunks flying aircraft and the scores of frigates and destroyers off the coast of Vladivostok, Kaliningrad and St Betersburg
Projecting much? Every NATO country has a quality of life that the regular Russian could only dream of
Sorry you couldn't make it into the global wealth club
>Every NATO country
Maybe cold war nato, now that nato has shithole countries like poland, bulgaria, romania and those soviet satellites as part of it...
Where would you choose to live? Portugal or Russia?
>while actually being poor as fuck
The contents of my sofa can buy and burry your estate, pajeet.
Verification not required.
Dream on Wojcik.
You come from generational poverty, your children and their children they'll be poor as fuck too.
Benelli m4, beretta 1301 or a300. Buckshot or slugs. I'd recommend slugs.
pallets
I'm 90% sure this is supposed to be a reference to this scene Open Season
The bear ends up getting pelted with a barrage of acorns
Pallets
a crowbar
>Still more land that they started with it
>Not that bad for the worse army in the world facing the master race's wunderwaffe
>It's impressive what you can achieve with a few airsoft vests, WW2 surplus and rubber ERA
>Basic bitch GMLRS buck breaks the entire russian logistic system near the front
I dont think we need anything else unironically tbh
>the nazis where objectively winning in World War II until september 44 when sllied troops crossed into the borders of the Reich.That is how war works, that are the rules!!!
An American 180.
Germans had more land than they started with till early 1945.
>Four more years
>Trust the plan
You don't win a war of aggression being pushed out of whatever little bit of land you managed to lay claim to early on
Gotcha covered.
same way you take down an eagle, with fentanyl.
FIST HIS ASS!
probably some day they'll realize they would prefer to integate with Europe with all the other Slavs than becoming China's marginal submissive neighbor
if they had a brain it would be a strong weapon
>integrate
Not possible. Russia is too big to integrate into Europe. It's by far the most populous country in Europe with the most land area.
Which is the central problem: it's too big for Europe, but it's too small in terms of population to compete with other powers like USA, China and India.
At least economically and culturally
If politics make it impossible still it should be an economic and diplomatic goal to remain part of Europe instead of throwing it all away out of pride since the end is much worse
It should be split up. Then integrated one piece at a time.
Russia is too big to integrate. Tver isn't. Ryazan isn't. Muscovy isn't. Novgorod isn't. Tatarstan isn't. Kaliningrad isn't. etc.
You're giving me flashbacks to my Poland campaigns in Europa Universalis
I want to put fingers into bear's asshole so fucking badly
The bane of all Russians everywhere. Barry Corbin
Impotent twitter offensives.
Spamming PrepHole.
Coordinating replies on PrepHole via discord.
Attacking vtubers who play Hogwarts Academy.
Fuck off, I tried
Brilliant
>Ukraine is only taking this long because we're fighting the full force of NATO
>NATO is so weak, would deal with them with our eyebrows tied behind out backs
You can't eat your cake and have it too
.30-06
>stuck in a lose, lose situation, while getting pummeled in the face with NATO super weapons in a patch of worthless land while NATO suffers zero casualties
>nearly all of the professional army and soviet stock is destroyed
>worsening brain drain
All of that land is going to be liberated from Russia anyways, just like Kharkiv and Kherson cuz Russia doesn't haven't anymore offensive power to take large swaths of territory, but Ukraine does.
>Poisoned bait
>Glock 40 with a switch and a stendo
>Double aught buck from a 12 guage
>Anything that flings 200 grains of lead over 1000fps
>Burmese tiger pit
>5 hungry dudes, some sharpened sticks and a cliff edge
>a flammenwerfer 41
>a super soaker filled with a thick, high concentrated solution of LSD
>another bear
Just wait for him to sell his ammo for vodka then shoot him when he bayonet charges your position
>That one North Korean propaganda cartoon
>NATO edition
Though in this case showing the people as small rodents is meant to be an insult that they are weak compared to the mighty russian bear, where the NK showing themselves as little cute animals and the westerners as hulking badass wolves was meant to be positive for North Korea
Tbf dying to wolves is still a very real threat in NK
Alibaba drones
.22LR