With what kind of weapons do you defend yourself against female ninjas ?

With what kind of weapons do you defend yourself against female ninjas ?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My penis

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >anon's penis
      >a weapon powerful enough to repel any woman
      Checks out.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a ninja >///<

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Think I'd just cry.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why ?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        stockings are a must

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Stocking stirrups are boner inducing material

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They are making an animated adaptation of that thing?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It aired last season.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Flowers, chocolates, and rope.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You would just attract more female ninjas.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You say that like it's a bad thing

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They supposed to be captured
          Not capture each others

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            We all know that ninjas didn't look like this.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Proof ?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Asians dont have green hair and violet eyes
            Oh no I got fooled

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Ninjas can be from any ethnicity

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ninjas don't exist anymore

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    muh dick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My penis

      Ive seen enough hentai to know this is the right answer.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Females
    >Wanting me
    How to defend against a problem that doesn't/won't ever exist?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Male dickstink.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Masculine musk is known to make females behave irrationally anon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Masculine musk is known to make females behave irrationally anon

      you say this jokingly but I've seen literal proof of this in the form of trannies on /lgbt/. I like to go there sometimes to shitpost due to being bisexual.

      but yes, it's common enough that it's literally a meme there that once men have their brains soaked in estrogen they become more sensitive to male musk/phermones or whatever that shit is, and it becomes a fetish for most of them. meaning if you ever are going to the gym and some weird pale long haired twink looking fella in a hoodie won't stop hovering near you, it's because they want to bury their face in your crotch.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        we're talking about women homosexual, not your AGP turdpushers

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Too bad frickboy, we're talking about women and men now.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        o i am laffin
        X^D

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Due to autism I have maxxed crotchflavor for a month before and it hasn't worked.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You know a board is dead when it devolves into moronic coom threads

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks for advertising you are a tourist. Now shut up or frick off and kys.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I dunno about you, but I'm a big fan of MSA Millennium

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    aphrodisiac
    why is /gig/ leaking

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what is /gig/?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Post more feet

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My dick

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shotguns. Anything else is lies.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My concealed carry Desert Eagle (I'm fat enough that I can conceal it within my fat rolls)

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Please, Xi Jinping, I just want to play Genshin on Xbox. Please.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    with my long schlong

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The same one I use against male ninjas

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Highly underrated

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What does a ninja girl smell like?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Rose and mint

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Belladona and Oleander. Don't eat anything they give you.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've seen enough ninja rape hentai to know that they are weak to needle dicks

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    my enormous bwc. as you know

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    satchel charge and 40mm grenades

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want, no, I NEED ninja girls on my face!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why on your face

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because that's where they belong.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sig Sauer P220

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      frick you beat me to it

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    AAAAAAAAA

    i’m /k/ooming

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anime has taught me that all female ninjas just wanted to be loved. Just be kind and sweet to them and they'll fall for you and eventually betray their masters. This is 100x as effective if they have cat or fox ears.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Help! I tried to give her chocolates but she has Dog Ears and now thinks I was trying to poison her!

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Forehead kisses

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Musky shemale wiener is proven effective at defeating ninjas

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