Masculine musk is known to make females behave irrationally anon
you say this jokingly but I've seen literal proof of this in the form of trannies on /lgbt/. I like to go there sometimes to shitpost due to being bisexual.
but yes, it's common enough that it's literally a meme there that once men have their brains soaked in estrogen they become more sensitive to male musk/phermones or whatever that shit is, and it becomes a fetish for most of them. meaning if you ever are going to the gym and some weird pale long haired twink looking fella in a hoodie won't stop hovering near you, it's because they want to bury their face in your crotch.
Anime has taught me that all female ninjas just wanted to be loved. Just be kind and sweet to them and they'll fall for you and eventually betray their masters. This is 100x as effective if they have cat or fox ears.
My penis
>anon's penis
>a weapon powerful enough to repel any woman
Checks out.
I'm a ninja >///<
Think I'd just cry.
Why ?
stockings are a must
Stocking stirrups are boner inducing material
They are making an animated adaptation of that thing?
It aired last season.
Flowers, chocolates, and rope.
You would just attract more female ninjas.
You say that like it's a bad thing
They supposed to be captured
Not capture each others
We all know that ninjas didn't look like this.
Proof ?
>Asians dont have green hair and violet eyes
Oh no I got fooled
Ninjas can be from any ethnicity
ninjas don't exist anymore
muh dick
Ive seen enough hentai to know this is the right answer.
>Females
>Wanting me
How to defend against a problem that doesn't/won't ever exist?
Male dickstink.
Masculine musk is known to make females behave irrationally anon
you say this jokingly but I've seen literal proof of this in the form of trannies on /lgbt/. I like to go there sometimes to shitpost due to being bisexual.
but yes, it's common enough that it's literally a meme there that once men have their brains soaked in estrogen they become more sensitive to male musk/phermones or whatever that shit is, and it becomes a fetish for most of them. meaning if you ever are going to the gym and some weird pale long haired twink looking fella in a hoodie won't stop hovering near you, it's because they want to bury their face in your crotch.
we're talking about women homosexual, not your AGP turdpushers
Too bad frickboy, we're talking about women and men now.
o i am laffin
X^D
Due to autism I have maxxed crotchflavor for a month before and it hasn't worked.
You know a board is dead when it devolves into moronic coom threads
Thanks for advertising you are a tourist. Now shut up or frick off and kys.
I dunno about you, but I'm a big fan of MSA Millennium
aphrodisiac
why is /gig/ leaking
what is /gig/?
Post more feet
My dick
Shotguns. Anything else is lies.
My concealed carry Desert Eagle (I'm fat enough that I can conceal it within my fat rolls)
Please, Xi Jinping, I just want to play Genshin on Xbox. Please.
with my long schlong
The same one I use against male ninjas
Highly underrated
What does a ninja girl smell like?
Rose and mint
Belladona and Oleander. Don't eat anything they give you.
I've seen enough ninja rape hentai to know that they are weak to needle dicks
my enormous bwc. as you know
satchel charge and 40mm grenades
I want, no, I NEED ninja girls on my face!
Why on your face
Because that's where they belong.
Sig Sauer P220
frick you beat me to it
AAAAAAAAA
i’m /k/ooming
Anime has taught me that all female ninjas just wanted to be loved. Just be kind and sweet to them and they'll fall for you and eventually betray their masters. This is 100x as effective if they have cat or fox ears.
Help! I tried to give her chocolates but she has Dog Ears and now thinks I was trying to poison her!
Forehead kisses
Musky shemale wiener is proven effective at defeating ninjas