With guns being taken away from people, people will have to resort to more primitive methods of home defense.
With guns being taken away from people, people will have to resort to more primitive methods of home defense.
With guns being taken away from people, people will have to resort to more primitive methods of home defense.
He was having a sexual emergency.
He committed a special romantic operation on the burglar. While the burglar was trying to commit a special home inspection.
Underrated
Actually lost it irl
kek
I'm a poltard and that's a good gotcha.
Damn brat!
underrated
>when someone break down your back door so you break down theirs
a forcible entry for a forcible entry
Back doors were forcefully used
Bloke buggers bungling burglar's bumhole
It's like a chess move. The Russian Army Defense.
>vatniks trying to copy patented American doctrine
>2014
HA!
>she thinks it went down
I will never be a real woman. I have no womb, I have no ovaries, I have no eggs. I am a heterosexual man who has a firm understanding of biology in the beauty that is Nature's perfection.
All LQBTQ "validation" I give is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind their backs we laugh at them. We know their parents are disgusted and ashamed of them. We who are their social peers laugh at their ghoulish appearances behind closed doors.
I am utterly repulsed by chuds. Thousands of years of evolution has allowed my masculine authority to sniff out hormonal frauds with Incredible efficiency. Even LGBTQ members who act normal, Still express opinions that are uncanny and unnatural to Masculine, Hetero Men. Their 'Up speak' is a dead giveaway and even if they manage to sway one political opinion you'll turn tail & bolt the moment you get an earfull of them screaming BLM.
I will always be happy, as I watch them wrench out the fake smiles every single day and tell themselves that they are on the right side of History, but we can see deep inside of their souls. Society creeping up like a weed ready to crush them under the unbearable weight of their own social expectations.
Eventually it'll be too much to bear, the political slogans, the cultural mutilation, the outright social degradation will plunge them into the darkness. We will hear of their deaths online, ecstatic and relieved we will no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They'll be buried with a headstone that marks only a name and some dates. Every passerby will never know their Facebook posts, their social credits, or which side of History they were purportedly on. Their body will decay and go back to dust and all that will remain is a legacy of a skeleton that is unmistakably a human.
This is all of our fates. Only we have the right to choose. There may be no turning back.
Oh damn, did they update the chud derangement syndrome copypasta?
>captcha TSM0G
That is OC fuckass.
>picrel me
>fuckass
Gotta use outside the box slurs.
>fuckass
>shitcunt
>shitlips
>pisshead
>fucknugget
Et Cetera.
go back
>sexual assault
oh uh retard alert!
>2014
>those numbers
moron, the russians are worse enough to have its own name. You always spammed this despite knowing its not even comparable to russia where its pretty well known to the teeth.
Why y'all assuming the intruder was a man
Because the article does
On the other hand, he also tortured and then killed the guy in addition to raping him, but was only charged for the rape.
>Think this can't be real
>It is
Somehow this dude dodged a charge for manslaughter. I guess desecration of a corpse carries a higher penalty than rape and that's why he got charged for rape.
this happened at my grandparents’ home while listening to eminem. so anyway my grandma starts raping
How was her speed compared to Eminem?
>be me
>be anon
>grandmanon is knitting while i listen to Eminem
>suddenly door is broken into
>masked burglar enters to steal shit
>grandmanon in the span of 5 seconds stop knitting, stands up, and equips a 13 inch strap on
>for 4 hours straight the burglar is assraped by grandmanon to the sound of Eminem
>grandmanon
Den Den Den Den Den Den, Go go gadget dick!
Was that a subliminal hint?
Whats worse, being killed or raped (by male)?
Ohnononono home invader bros how will we recover from this?
Rectal ointment.
carlos.jpg is used for puns and clever wordplay.
I tyoed Rektal but autocorrect as I am a dirty phone poster.
>With guns being taken away from people,
Not an actual thing
>Habeas Corpus
>Red flag laws
>Innocent until proven guilty
Speed round! All exist, 2 are constitutional and 1 is used to take your firearms away. Any guesses garden gnome?
>Red flag laws
lmfao imagine being such a nation of fat, lazy, useless retards that you need to outsource your sectarian violence to the police because getting up and using that overpriced long distance paperpuncher you bought on credit would be too much work.
'MURRIKA!
>Not an actual thing
Fed detected
Say what you want, that guy will think twice before breaking in somewhere.
Damn, 4yrs..
That piece of ass better worth it.
It was to die for
Here is an image of the accused
This is gonna make "train how you fight" complicated.
>only another cock can stop a bad man with a cock
but what if I don't want to rape other men
>4 years for bumming a burglar
>anglosphere country so will also probably end up on a sex offender registry for the rest of his life
Damn I hope that heroin junkie bussy was worth it
What the fuck? Four years seems extremely excessive, he didn't invite that gay to his home.