Will MEPS take hair sample Posted on March 4, 2023 by PrepHole Contributor Will MEPS test my hair for drugs or just blood and piss
How about don't do drugs you absolutely fucking failure?
How hard is it to follow simple instructions shithead? Go fess up to your recruiter now so you can save your drills the trouble of admin sepping you in boot for being a mongoloid and wageslave somewhere else.
Maybe the local gas station is more up to your speed
feel better, champ? here's an uncwustables so you can snuggle and snack with your switch. there, there honey it's okay maybe later you can have some of mommy's bittie
Hey, the baby is throwing a tantrum, someone should feed it.
Dumb low IQ druggies
Based. Drug addicts are subhuman
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Ministers of the European Parliament?
Why would they?
Let me elaborate on my situation, I last smoked 84 days ago, I won’t be going to MEPS for like 20 or more days, id pass blood or piss test but idk about hair, or if they even do it
Get a shorter haircut, not too short so it's suHispanicious but a normal short length
No, and you’re completely fine. There is almost no way imaginable that you can detect weed in a piss or drug sample at more than 80 days.
They’re going to play games with you, especially if you’re joining the marines. There’s something called the moment of truth at boot camp where they act all weird and ask everyone if they have something to admit, don’t fucking say anything retard it’s the idiot filter.
That is not how hair follicle testing works.
Also they will take an armpit hair or leg hair kek.
Had a bro in my squad who popped positive on a drug screen from all the way back in meps. Crazy shit is it had been two fucking years so our chief went ballistic and told legal to fuck off. He still had to deal with legal for a couple months but bro still goin fillin out that fat 6-year contract.
But nah they don't do hair, just blood and piss like you said.
Thank you for the answer, I was stressing the fuck out
Did you get a GED? You type like someone who has a GED.
I promise you that it had not been two years
>it had been two years
Not unless he was like 500lbs and had done nothing but consume grams of BHO and lbs of fried chicken and dairy daily since he was 13
Stop doing drugs you dumbass.
No they don’t do hair sample testing.
Great another druggie in the army, just what we needed
At least have the good grace to wait until you're a veteran!
The military is almost exclusively druggies and alcoholics with some sober autists thrown in there, you neverserved.
Yeah, because the military has always been a shining example of sobriety.
Just blood and piss
I think if you just take a shower you can usually get the blood and piss out of your hair
I've read about people popping positive 120 days out from cannabinoids like d8 and/or fent because that shit hides in your fat cells, so do yourself a favor and check your piss before they check your piss.
just buzz it retard
Noah, listen to me. They just test urine for drugs at MEPS.
Shave your entire body and nuts.
Piss and blood. Hair tests aren’t as bad as most people say tbh. If you don’t have curly hair, it’s 90days is usually enough
The military very, very rarely uses a hair test. That’s something that would typically be associated with a major criminal investigation, not standardized drug testing. Even in cases of disputed drug tests, hair testing is near unheard of.
Just blood and peepee, also do not say anything about any medical history, if you tell them you broke your wrist when you 7 they will require to show medical records. Just lie, everyone does
Look at you, ServeFag
Get a buzz cut if you're afraid of failing a drug test. It's a classic technique.