Why only bongs have such cool and badass names for their military vehicles?

Why only bongs have such cool and badass names for their military vehicles?
>challenger, comet, centurion, chieftain, scorpion, spartan, spitfire, hurricane, typhoon etc.

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because we're the only major power with personality and the only major power that finds expression not to be a sign of weakness. The Italians get it, but they are shit at everything other than football.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao bongs aren't a major military power anymore

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Were one of only two blue water navies That have a serious amphibious capability. One of only two navies with carriers and 5th gens. One of only two navies with all that and nukes. Don't like it? Sorry our UNSC veto just made what you say worthless. Write some more in English about how we aren't important.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          just overcompensating

          did china and france disappear or something?
          >UNSC veto
          what did that do for you in the suez lol

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Neither have a blue water navy. China and France lack major amphibious capability. France and China dont have naval 5th gens.

            You look really dumb right now, how are you going to cope your way out of this pickle?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              China has yet to show me a photo of their vessels actually in blue water.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Neither have a blue water navy
              yes they do
              >China and France lack major amphibious capability.
              your right with france but china is only second to the us in amphibious capability. idk how you can possibly claim that the uk is near either one of them too.
              >France and China dont have naval 5th gens.
              when you've become americas b***h (excuse me.. closest ally) you benefit from their vastly superior mic. china will have their 5th gen carrier plane out sometime this decade & france will have theirs in the 2030s. meanwhile the uk will have their own design out... wait they literally dont have one never mind lol

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >china is only second to the us in amphibious capability.
                They have no ability to project power at range.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                says who?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous
        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Write some more in English
          It's called American.
          Post guns.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            American isn’t English,just in case you missed that one,which you have.
            American language is based upon English.
            You simply bastardised it,to fit your own means.
            >Post guns
            How,does owning a firearm equate to being masculine,or being a man?
            Typical ignorant and arrogant ‘Murican.
            Quelle surprise,Rodney.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >American language is based
              Can I get a yee-haw in he chat

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              The frick

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Precisely.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Italy is a blue water navy with amphibious landing craft. They're also a better navy than Bongland's.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bloody tories might as well have started stripping copper out of the walls in number 10

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't feel like I've had to actually call out a samegay in like ten years, maybe twelve. But holy shit, samgay

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        A swing and a miss

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Let's see if you also figured out how both posts were made by someone who tries to make bongs look bad.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >bongs are never overly boastful

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >there isn't an obsessive schizo around on /k/ who seethed over bongs for at least two years and spends his days with making threads and filling them with his samegayging and puppet play fake conversations
            The homosexual even has a fart fetish.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      the italians play football? they must really suck if they dont even get into the superbowl at all

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >major power

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because we're the only major power with personality and the only major power that finds expression not to be a sign of weakness. The Italians get it, but they are shit at everything other than football.

        same poster
        fricking poster number didn't even change

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          meds

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            stop projecting and take them, your doctor gave you them for a reason

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >football

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >major power

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What a fricking moron. The Italians make better equipment than you do, bong man. That's why we ask them instead of your island ass to make us ships and shit. You also regularly lose your precious soccer matches to them.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because the Brits are all insane

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You say that like it's a bad thing.

      >Proposed new UK National Anthem.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        His Majesty would be lit if you were following some kind of god emperor, but hes just some inbred dude with an ugly wife and kids.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    frick off warriortard

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are warriortard.
      Warrior tard is well known for making Warrior ifv hate threads.
      Kill your self.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        2/10 bait

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    because, "Any man who must say, 'I am the king' is no true king."

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He who states that he is ‘Khan,is not Khan’.
      Read,and appreciate,your own post.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw you call yourself djingis khan

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think their names are pretty gay

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    America doesn't need to give their stuff cool sounding banned because they'll sound cool anyway when they become associated with their new weapin system.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Meanwhile American equipment get named random abbreviations like HIMARS and it makes vatniks flee in horror.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >DREADNOUGHT
    will never be topped

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >name ship HMS Invincible
    >you can still see it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They score as many misses as hits, you just don't hear about them as much.

    >Flower-class corvettes (HMS Bluebell, HMS Buttercup, etc)
    >Hawker Siddely Nimrod (yes I know the historical context but come on, you might consider changing the name once it's turned into an insult by a cartoon rabbit)
    >Gay-class fast patrol boats, including HMS Gay Viking and HMS Gay Bruiser
    >Armstrong Whitworth Ape
    >Blackburn Blackburd

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny when all those edgelord named machines get destroyed by others named after animals or dead poets

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They don't have any war heroes to name their shit after

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Statistically the British have the bravest troops of the modern age Ramesh

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >hide on your island until your ex-colony bails you out
        >bravery

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Find a new hobby

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            strategically seen great britain is a glorified aircraft carrier populated by women so ugly not even the black GIs wanted to touch them

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You have absolutely no knowledge of history,very,very,obviously.
          I applaud you,Cleetus,for your intellect.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >send canadians to die in the first attempted amphibious landing
            >would have starved without US supplied shipping
            >actually got BTFO by the Irish
            brits only succeeded when they could bully primitives lol

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Your ignorance,even now,within your post is utterly staggering.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cat names > bongshit

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >deploy the whiskers tanks backed up by mr paws artillery under air cover of mittens jets. Tiddles will perform recon
      Wtf man

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        cat SPECIES names, moron

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It's another Warriortard replies to himself for hours on end thread
    Jesus Christ

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They were a DLC pack and the devs tried a different direction

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    1. Sagaru this thread is le shit
    America has
    Abrams
    Apache
    Minute Man
    Stryker
    Lighting
    Raptor
    Bretty bad ass

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      see

      Let's see if you also figured out how both posts were made by someone who tries to make bongs look bad.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s because Brits lack the good officers to name their tank after, lol
    We all know the Germans are closet furries and everyone else are bug people with technical names

    The French and the Italians name their tank like women name their dogs

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The French and the Italians name their tank like women name their dogs
      Makes sense, armored vehicles are just land ships so they should all have feminine names. Ariete sounds like a cutie.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        There is no italian women under the age of 72 that’s named Ariete
        Italians all have a mommy complex so it makes sense that Italian engineers name their tank after their mamma

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why would they not name their daughters after their mothers then?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            anon they want to frick their mother, not their infant daughter

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It’s because Brits lack the good officers to name their tank after
      you named multiple tanks after Patton, and a IFV after bradley, you dont have the high ground.

      also did Churchill and Cromwell pass you by?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah they did, they are both like their namesakes, terrible

        come back when you finally called a tank Fuller because that’s the last competent army thinker you had.
        (Your admirals are good)

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          The Churchill was named for John Churchill, generally agreed to be the greatest general of his age, and before you decide to be a contrarian and insist that Eugene of savoy was better he thought Churchill was better as well.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he thought Churchill was better as well
            >man is too humble to call himself the best
            >that means people inferior to him are better
            Now how it works kiddo.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dunno really.

    Only rigid rule is that military kit cannot be named after a person, unless that person is senior royalty. So that disqualifies historic person names.

    After that they generally prefer names to follow the first letter of the class. So all Astute subs have a name starting with the letter 'A' for instance. MBTs are seen as a development of the ww2 cruiser tank. Why all bong tanks start with 'C'. Centurion, Cheiften, Challenger. Although their are exceptions to this the RN's OPVs are named after rivers and the city class frigate (type 26 is named after cities).

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Those names as such cringe for me personally. "storm shadow" like really?
    I prefer just official designation and then let the troops come up with nickname for it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Uh G.I joe bros

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's their Language stupid

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The american native american naming is pretty cool, shame that it gets wasted with choppers

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gotta compensate for being thoroughly mediocre the moment USA became it's own country.

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dildo, Jelqer, and gaymuffin didn't have the same impact

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    IIRC, there is a naming convention between the Anglosphere nations to avoid using each other's names for ships and stuff.

    The USN typically names things after politicians to get funding.

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    No one will ever have a cooler name for a missile than "tomahawk"

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shit, the only reason the Americans even name their tanks at all is because the British went "What is this M3 shit? There's two tanks here called M3s! And the fricking half-track too! Frick it, call the ugly c**t a Lee." The yanks actually liked that idea and stuck with it.

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    warriortard thread but i'll bite
    i think soviets/russkis have the best names for their equipment followed by finnish names/nicknames
    like the T34 goes by the name of a bird in finnish (sotka), i like to think it's because of the turret tossing but i doubt it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      a sotka is a kind of duck, the forward turret on a T-34 gives it a duck-like profile.

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I quite like the names utilised by Imperial Japan.

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are you, 12?

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spitfire has always sounded lame. It's literally the worst of the bunch and really cringe.

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