Why only bongs have such cool and badass names for their military vehicles?
>challenger, comet, centurion, chieftain, scorpion, spartan, spitfire, hurricane, typhoon etc.
Why only bongs have such cool and badass names for their military vehicles?
Why only bongs have such cool and badass names for their military vehicles?
>challenger, comet, centurion, chieftain, scorpion, spartan, spitfire, hurricane, typhoon etc.
Because we're the only major power with personality and the only major power that finds expression not to be a sign of weakness. The Italians get it, but they are shit at everything other than football.
Lmao bongs aren't a major military power anymore
Were one of only two blue water navies That have a serious amphibious capability. One of only two navies with carriers and 5th gens. One of only two navies with all that and nukes. Don't like it? Sorry our UNSC veto just made what you say worthless. Write some more in English about how we aren't important.
just overcompensating
did china and france disappear or something?
>UNSC veto
what did that do for you in the suez lol
Neither have a blue water navy. China and France lack major amphibious capability. France and China dont have naval 5th gens.
You look really dumb right now, how are you going to cope your way out of this pickle?
China has yet to show me a photo of their vessels actually in blue water.
>Neither have a blue water navy
yes they do
>China and France lack major amphibious capability.
your right with france but china is only second to the us in amphibious capability. idk how you can possibly claim that the uk is near either one of them too.
>France and China dont have naval 5th gens.
when you've become americas bitch (excuse me.. closest ally) you benefit from their vastly superior mic. china will have their 5th gen carrier plane out sometime this decade & france will have theirs in the 2030s. meanwhile the uk will have their own design out... wait they literally dont have one never mind lol
>china is only second to the us in amphibious capability.
They have no ability to project power at range.
says who?
>Write some more in English
It's called American.
Post guns.
American isn’t English,just in case you missed that one,which you have.
American language is based upon English.
You simply bastardised it,to fit your own means.
>Post guns
How,does owning a firearm equate to being masculine,or being a man?
Typical ignorant and arrogant ‘Murican.
Quelle surprise,Rodney.
>American language is based
Can I get a yee-haw in he chat
The fuck
Precisely.
Italy is a blue water navy with amphibious landing craft. They're also a better navy than Bongland's.
Bloody tories might as well have started stripping copper out of the walls in number 10
I don't feel like I've had to actually call out a samefag in like ten years, maybe twelve. But holy shit, samfag
A swing and a miss
Let's see if you also figured out how both posts were made by someone who tries to make bongs look bad.
>bongs are never overly boastful
>there isn't an obsessive schizo around on PrepHole who seethed over bongs for at least two years and spends his days with making threads and filling them with his samefagging and puppet play fake conversations
The gay even has a fart fetish.
the italians play football? they must really suck if they dont even get into the superbowl at all
>major power
same poster
fucking poster number didn't even change
meds
stop projecting and take them, your doctor gave you them for a reason
>football
>major power
What a fucking retard. The Italians make better equipment than you do, bong man. That's why we ask them instead of your island ass to make us ships and shit. You also regularly lose your precious soccer matches to them.
Because the Brits are all insane
You say that like it's a bad thing.
>Proposed new UK National Anthem.
His Majesty would be lit if you were following some kind of god emperor, but hes just some inbred dude with an ugly wife and kids.
fuck off warriortard
You are warriortard.
Warrior tard is well known for making Warrior ifv hate threads.
Kill your self.
2/10 bait
because, "Any man who must say, 'I am the king' is no true king."
He who states that he is ‘Khan,is not Khan’.
Read,and appreciate,your own post.
>tfw you call yourself djingis khan
I think their names are pretty gay
America doesn't need to give their stuff cool sounding banned because they'll sound cool anyway when they become associated with their new weapin system.
Meanwhile American equipment get named random abbreviations like HIMARS and it makes vatniks flee in horror.
>DREADNOUGHT
will never be topped
>name ship HMS Invincible
>you can still see it
They score as many misses as hits, you just don't hear about them as much.
>Flower-class corvettes (HMS Bluebell, HMS Buttercup, etc)
>Hawker Siddely Nimrod (yes I know the historical context but come on, you might consider changing the name once it's turned into an insult by a cartoon rabbit)
>Gay-class fast patrol boats, including HMS Gay Viking and HMS Gay Bruiser
>Armstrong Whitworth Ape
>Blackburn Blackburd
It's funny when all those edgelord named machines get destroyed by others named after animals or dead poets
They don't have any war heroes to name their shit after
Statistically the British have the bravest troops of the modern age Ramesh
>hide on your island until your ex-colony bails you out
>bravery
Find a new hobby
strategically seen great britain is a glorified aircraft carrier populated by women so ugly not even the black GIs wanted to touch them
You have absolutely no knowledge of history,very,very,obviously.
I applaud you,Cleetus,for your intellect.
>send canadians to die in the first attempted amphibious landing
>would have starved without US supplied shipping
>actually got BTFO by the Irish
brits only succeeded when they could bully primitives lol
Your ignorance,even now,within your post is utterly staggering.
Cat names > bongshit
>deploy the whiskers tanks backed up by mr paws artillery under air cover of mittens jets. Tiddles will perform recon
Wtf man
cat SPECIES names, retard
>It's another Warriortard replies to himself for hours on end thread
Jesus Christ
They were a DLC pack and the devs tried a different direction
1. Sagaru this thread is le shit
America has
Abrams
Apache
Minute Man
Stryker
Lighting
Raptor
Bretty bad ass
see
It’s because Brits lack the good officers to name their tank after, lol
We all know the Germans are closet furries and everyone else are bug people with technical names
The French and the Italians name their tank like women name their dogs
>The French and the Italians name their tank like women name their dogs
Makes sense, armored vehicles are just land ships so they should all have feminine names. Ariete sounds like a cutie.
There is no italian women under the age of 72 that’s named Ariete
Italians all have a mommy complex so it makes sense that Italian engineers name their tank after their mamma
Why would they not name their daughters after their mothers then?
anon they want to fuck their mother, not their infant daughter
>It’s because Brits lack the good officers to name their tank after
you named multiple tanks after Patton, and a IFV after bradley, you dont have the high ground.
also did Churchill and Cromwell pass you by?
Yeah they did, they are both like their namesakes, terrible
come back when you finally called a tank Fuller because that’s the last competent army thinker you had.
(Your admirals are good)
The Churchill was named for John Churchill, generally agreed to be the greatest general of his age, and before you decide to be a contrarian and insist that Eugene of savoy was better he thought Churchill was better as well.
>he thought Churchill was better as well
>man is too humble to call himself the best
>that means people inferior to him are better
Now how it works kiddo.
Dunno really.
Only rigid rule is that military kit cannot be named after a person, unless that person is senior royalty. So that disqualifies historic person names.
After that they generally prefer names to follow the first letter of the class. So all Astute subs have a name starting with the letter 'A' for instance. MBTs are seen as a development of the ww2 cruiser tank. Why all bong tanks start with 'C'. Centurion, Cheiften, Challenger. Although their are exceptions to this the RN's OPVs are named after rivers and the city class frigate (type 26 is named after cities).
Those names as such cringe for me personally. "storm shadow" like really?
I prefer just official designation and then let the troops come up with nickname for it.
Uh G.I joe bros
Because it's their Language stupid
The american native american naming is pretty cool, shame that it gets wasted with choppers
Gotta compensate for being thoroughly mediocre the moment USA became it's own country.
Dildo, Jelqer, and Fagmuffin didn't have the same impact
IIRC, there is a naming convention between the Anglosphere nations to avoid using each other's names for ships and stuff.
The USN typically names things after politicians to get funding.
No one will ever have a cooler name for a missile than "tomahawk"
Shit, the only reason the Americans even name their tanks at all is because the British went "What is this M3 shit? There's two tanks here called M3s! And the fucking half-track too! Fuck it, call the ugly cunt a Lee." The yanks actually liked that idea and stuck with it.
warriortard thread but i'll bite
i think soviets/russkis have the best names for their equipment followed by finnish names/nicknames
like the T34 goes by the name of a bird in finnish (sotka), i like to think it's because of the turret tossing but i doubt it
a sotka is a kind of duck, the forward turret on a T-34 gives it a duck-like profile.
I quite like the names utilised by Imperial Japan.
What are you, 12?
Spitfire has always sounded lame. It's literally the worst of the bunch and really cringe.