Why is the french army so bad?

Its understaffed, underequipped. They dont even haave enough ammo to sustain a conflict for 3 days. Most of their hardware are old cold war garbage, half of which dont even work.
Why does people think france has a decent army?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    basically the human capital make France a good army.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lol french military flag is the white flag for a reason a cowardly lot par excellance

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The white flag is the flag of surrender because in the old times you'd raise the flag of the enemy if you surrendered. Bourbon France (which had a white flag with golden lilies) won so often that its white flag just became the flag of surrender.
        France (843-now) is statistically the most successful military ever.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why does people think france has a decent army?
    Better than most of the world

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're also not invading one of their neighbors, pidorashka.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They illegaly occupy german, italian and native land

      >Why does people think france has a decent army?
      Better than most of the world

      No. They would get btfo by countries like egypt or turkey

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >No. They would get btfo by countries like Egypt or Turkey
        Not likely. Not Muslim or European so I am a neutral party. I can say with confidence that France is more than capable of severely fucking up Egypt. Turkey is more capable but they are stuck in the Med. France has access to the Atlantic. What do the Turks have?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Turkey has millions of soldiers that can fight in a war France has none

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Turkey stinks though?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lol
        Lmao even

        Because
        >Its understaffed, underequipped. They dont even haave enough ammo to sustain a conflict for 3 days

        Is the exact state of all other european nations. Except that France has the nukes, decent subs and overall navy, a small but good airforce, actual recent combat experience and also foreign deployment experience.

        >Is the exact state of all other european nations. Except
        The bongs

        https://i.imgur.com/q7U2ZfZ.png

        Its understaffed, underequipped. They dont even haave enough ammo to sustain a conflict for 3 days. Most of their hardware are old cold war garbage, half of which dont even work.
        Why does people think france has a decent army?

        Is this reaction to the French-Ukrainian training programme, lol

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    what a cute stickman

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tf is that flag

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      le niggur

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Old colonial French Mali

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bad grammar
    >no idea what he's talking about

    Yep, another vatmoron

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Understaffed
    Can you please explain why they are over staffed?
    >Cold War equipment
    Name a nation that doesn't use something from the cold War
    >Half if which don't even work
    Nice grammar thirdie, how did you figure that one out

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The US, Britain, Australia, japan, korea all of those have top notch equipment.
      All france has is old rotten equipment from the sixties aka the last time they had a bit of relevance

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >korea

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        bro im literally in the french army
        everything is from the 70's not 60's you fucking retard

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >why is french x bad?
    guess

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because its french. Their cars suck too

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'll run over your wife with my Renault 25 Baccara, connard

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you Turkish?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. South brazilian so pure white.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Another bad case of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mongrel_complex I see.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of retarded thirdie troll is that?

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because
    >Its understaffed, underequipped. They dont even haave enough ammo to sustain a conflict for 3 days

    Is the exact state of all other european nations. Except that France has the nukes, decent subs and overall navy, a small but good airforce, actual recent combat experience and also foreign deployment experience.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >decent subs
      how many? 3 cold war era subs lmao
      >good airforce
      rafale is garbage, it looses against migs.
      what else do they have? rusty VAB ?

      Another bad case of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mongrel_complex I see.

      whiter than you achmed al francistani

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not possible, you're literally a slave's offspring.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          100% german/italian
          cope mbugu

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mehmet Al Turkroachistani, you're trying too hard.
        >how many? 3 cold war era subs lmao
        10 nuclear subs, 4 being SSBN's, 6 being SSN's in the process of phasing out the modernized Rubis for the brand spanking new Barracuda class basically shits on anything your shithole will ever have.
        >rafale is garbage, it looses against migs.
        Literally spanked Su-35's in Egypt without breaking a sweat lmao
        >what else do they have? rusty VAB ?
        The thing being phased out for the Griffon after several modernisation?
        Go to sleep, Mehmet.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Your tech is so shit you have to buy ammo from india and guns from germany.
          Brasil btfo your shithole twice and we can do it again.
          Cope.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Brasil can't build its sub without France, Joao. And that's only the tip of the iceberg of all the French tech going to your monkeland.
            >muh small arms
            Meanwhile picrel

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              We have embraer
              You dont even make your own planes

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Except we do, monke boy.
                And we even had to help you build helicopters as well.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >looses against migs
        What kind of shitty bait is this?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Looses against Mig
          The egyptians litteraly proved that the Rafale actually shits on the Su-35.
          Keep seething.

          france just got kicked out of mali.
          You lost against retards with aks lol

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >kicked out of Mali
            Reality check: after the n-th coup France decided to cease cooperation and fuck off, after which Mali decided that to punish France for leaving they would kick France out.
            Not even kidding, it happened in that order.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            France came, wrecked some djihadists pick ups and saved the Malian gov in litteraly 2 weeks.
            Years later, after another coup in this african shithole and a massive russian psyops, the militaryjunta whines and wants france out. France,whos has zero interests in remaining on this accursed tertitory, decides to fuck off. Now Mali is already crumbling and wagner can't save the junta's ass.
            I dont exactly see this as a defeat.
            They are eating their own now. And the white man won't save them another time.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Wagner helps Mali and now is safer than ever without french neocolonialism. They kicked out jihadist and trained locals just like in CAR

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rafale jams russian radars and its not even a dedicated EW aircraft

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Looses against Mig
        The egyptians litteraly proved that the Rafale actually shits on the Su-35.
        Keep seething.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its lame as shit, they supposedly have one of the largest sea areas in the world and have a navy smaller than the UK or korea

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is the Algerian trying to achieve with this thread?

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    FRENCH ARMY STRONGEST IN THE WORLD WE HAVE 6 BILLION NUKES WE DESTROYED THE ENGLISH WE DESTROYED THE GERMANS AND WE WILL DESTROY ANYONE WHO STANDS IN OUR WAY

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I tried reading this with a French accent but for some reason it reverted midway to a racist chink accent.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because their military is one of the strongest in the world, large amount of western equipment and experience. Only nations that are stronger are the US, China and the UK.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Only nations that are stronger are the US, China and the UK.
      CIA currently rates the French army above the Brits, even if its only by the slightest of margin.
      China is too much of an unknown and shouldn't be included in rating until they prove they are a modern military through some actual action. Same with India.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >French army above the Brits
        Tres magnifique.

        Wis zis most recent achievement, fate has in a single puff, marked the decline of the le anglo and spelled a new era of wondrous je ne sais quoi and peaceful global dominance for zee big Fransh cock hon hon, which promises to firmly stand in sharp contrast to zee historically bloody ascent of English cochons and the cruel subjugation it brought to le petite nations of the world. With the blessings of French monocrystal baguettes, plasma cigarette technology, quantum direct-current existentialism, quantum aircraft ejection seats and quantum enhanced street mimes will be the instruments with which France affirms its noble stewardship of 21st French republique world politics and offers the non-anglo world a different option; a humanist alternative to the depredations of anglo leadership and the opportunity for a more equitable and dignified multilateral white flag.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >CIA currently rates the French army above the Brits, even if its only by the slightest of margin.
        Ah I'm glad you know what the CIA's official opinion looks like.
        >China
        Their mass of equipment makes up for a lack of quantity, they are the modern day SU.
        >India
        Kek, their military would shatter at any real combat. Imagine Russia but worse in every way.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Their mass of equipment makes up for a lack of quantity
          The mass of their equipment makes of for their lack of numbers? lol. Seems like ork logik.
          >Kek, their military would shatter at any real combat.
          And yet ratings puts them in the top 5 along China and Russia. As demonstrated now by the Russians, non-western armies or armies that have not had serious engagements in the last 10-20 years should be discounted, there are too many unknown factors that can ruin what is seemingly a powerful military on paper. No amount of tactical analysis can properly render the fact that Poos are ontologically incapable of running a functional Navy, for example.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    We completely btfo you
    https://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Col%C3%B4nia_de_Caiena_e_Guiana
    now give us back ou clay.
    >pic
    imaging being proud of oppressing pacific islanders and nuking them

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >We completely btfo you
      >https://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Col%C3%B4nia_de_Caiena_e_Guiana
      LOL back then France had literally forced Portugal out of its own country in Europe. Portugal occupied the area for a few years without disturbing the local population and gave it back to France in 1814.
      >now give us back ou clay.
      It's not yours, you crazy huehue.
      France has protected the rainforest in Guyane and preserved native populations. You destroy the rainforest in Brazil and kill or chase natives away:
      >https://www.theguardian.com/global-development/2021/may/27/brazil-aerial-photos-reveal-devastation-by-goldminers-on-indigenous-land
      >https://library.brown.edu/create/fivecenturiesofchange/chapters/chapter-2/native-populations/
      >http://projects.alc.manchester.ac.uk/racism-indigenous-brazil/
      >https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2019/4/24/brazil-native-groups-protest-against-anti-indigenous-bolsonaro
      France has never done this to natives in Guyane.
      Despite this Brazil and France have enjoyed decades of military cooperation.
      Yet your command has this dumb scenario in mind:
      >https://nationalinterest.org/blog/reboot/brazil’s-military-preparing-defeat-sudden-french-invasion-177366
      France is actively helping Brazil to make their own first nuclear submarine in addition to providing them with Scorpene class SSK subs, and what do you do in return? You insult us and claim we will attack you? Are you brain damaged or just a vatnik?

      Use your brain: France helps Brazil armed forces, France has relentlessly asked for Brazil to have a seat at the UN security council, and in return you call our weapons and our army shit?
      >imaging being proud of oppressing pacific islanders and nuking them
      Mururoa was uninhabited you troll.

      https://i.imgur.com/pcwGCY4.jpg

      Wagner helps Mali and now is safer than ever without french neocolonialism. They kicked out jihadist and trained locals just like in CAR

      Very organic post by Mamadou Ivanovitch from Bamako Oblast.
      All Wagner do is steal gold, kill malian soldiers in drunk rage, and torture civilians just like in Ukraine.

      https://i.imgur.com/yDpMVXN.jpg

      When your enemies are Algerians, Brazilians and Russians you know you are doing something good and righteous.

      this

      bro im literally in the french army
      everything is from the 70's not 60's you fucking retard

      ptdr top mytho gros pédé

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        pd toi meme t'as pas fait les classes au famas avec un er314/trpp sur le dos les gillets tactiques et les casques en kévlar
        en vrai je deconne niveau matos perso y'a eu des efforts de ouf mais chez les paras on va jamais voir la couleur du griffon (trop lourd et gros pour l'aérolargage)

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          les classes normal que tu te prennes du matos de merde c'est fait pour subir

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            jsais bien mais quand les gradés te parlent de se balader avec l'er314 au mali t'as pas envie

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Quelle pauvres, il existe le bgan et iridium hein

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Le félin il est devenu quoi?

  16. 2 months ago
    Z

    Their brain rotten and american slave HATO that why

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    its not that bad, theres loads of english men in the legion

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    When your enemies are Algerians, Brazilians and Russians you know you are doing something good and righteous.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    nice try vatmoron. Now go back to your foxhole retardinsky i think igor wants his dick sucked again

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rothchilds own France. He is not paying a dime. Its the other way around YOU PAY HIM,either with your life savings or your life!
    >side note: Rothchilds went in heavy and hard with his assets in the Ukraine and is poised to lose it all!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Vatnik bingo, square number 15 :
      >It's the garden gnomes!!! garden gnomes are running western countries!
      >Meanwhile Ivan purposefully ignores that Russia is under the control of gnomish clans too since centuries

      jsais bien mais quand les gradés te parlent de se balader avec l'er314 au mali t'as pas envie

      Balance un truc antisémite ou homophobe, fais-toi griller par la patrouille et radier

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Un petit "En avant guingamp..." discret

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>It's the garden gnomes!!! garden gnomes are running western countries!

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    better than Belgium at least

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