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Why I never enlisted
Dehydrated piss or blood?
i hope it's rust stains
The blood mushroom tried to escape.
You are gentleman and a scholar, anon
Thanks for reminding me guy. It’s not like purposely forgot about the navy guy.
>Smells like ass sweat
how can you be an adult and think stomp tampons down a drain is a good idea
Women aren't adults
Surely this isn't a military-only problem? There's adults out there stomping shit down drains, not wiping right and generally folks lacking common sense in the civilian sector as well....right?
Churkas after they are done rampaging through the mobik barracks
What animal pisses in the shower?
Someone who gets in the shower and then has to piss?
>he doesn't piss in the shower
you don't know the first thing about efficiency anon
piss in the sink. shit in the shower. you filthy savages.
>shit in the shower.
I sneezed one time on the boat in the shower, and I shit out a small turd. That was the last bodily product I had go down the drain.
I felt bad because even after it was down the drain, it smelled like shit.
Koreans. And they choose a shower stall next to someone and piss all over your feet.
>t. never be in a dorm with Korean guys
>they choose a shower stall next to someone and piss all over your feet
that's gross but at least he wasn't going in the closet or something.
no damage done.
Do you boys ever clean your teeth while having a wee? I found it very convenient. You can just spit the paste right into the bowel!
I do sometimes yeah but normally when I have to piss doesn't align exactly with when I brush my teeth. I usually do it right after or right before.
Also I use charcoal to brush with so I also dont want my toiled bowl looking like a lovecraftian monster died in it.
I do this sometimes
You always finish the piss first, so there's plenty of time for the final drops to leave your cock and not stain your underwear
the brushing motion also helps with this
Usually when the water warms up in the shower. Then I shave and piss in there. Sometimes shit first too, but I have a bidet so I don't NEED to shit before showering to have a clean ass.
I pee into the shower while I wait for it to warm up. Saves water and time when I am actually in the shower.
>while I wait for it to warm up
That's like 5 seconds.
I've had a shower take up to a minute to warm up. Depends how far away it is from your water heater. Our water heater was across the garage across a three bedroom house + kitchen + living room.
Not when the fucking contractors bury uninsulated copper pipe in concrete.
Lord have mercy
Imagine that hair all over your feet, feeling it tangle up in your toes, hnnnng I'm gonna bust.
Just be happy that no one pisses on you while showering
question is who doesnt
could just be some kind of mineral like iron or something
>could just be some kind of mineral like iron or something
>t. contractor who gets paid $52,000/yr to go around to all the basic training showers nationwide and dump ziploc bags of iron oxide powder onto the wet floors in one spot.
Fucking military spending
Got any other good grifts?
so is she the unit fleshlight or what?
The recruit that causes the most problems for everybody else gets the golden shower treatment. That spot is the firing range.
sorry meps denied you bro
Assholes medically DQ'd me because of my thyroid.
like it was in your records or they checked your levels?
You get over it pretty quickly.
Bloody anal rape?
you get used to rape? Or get used to being a welfare queen? Or both?
Never been raped.
Military paid for my schooling to be 01 sparky.
Now I make almost 70 an hour in the Seattle area (I dont live in the shit city)
Just don't drop the soap, pretty boy
in my experience everyone was very positive and life affirming during your mandatory daily penis inspections
>in my experience everyone was very positive and life affirming during your mandatory daily penis inspections
"Beautiful piece of equipment Jerome, did I ever tell you that?"
Went to the oldest barracks at Benning for basic and we still had individual shower bays
but what will you do during deployment
Individual showers there too. Bagram barracks on Disney had shower bays with curtains, my other postings were all SOF shit so life was good
even COPs had single bay showers. even the ODA OPs i worked at had single bay showers.
US deployments are generally epic comfy compared to rest of world, but PTSD is real.
My tent's heat pump malfunctioned just before I went on shift and the horror of contemplating the possibility of nocturnal sweating scarred my soul. Fortunately Prime Beef peeps replaced it before end of day shift so I was not physically inconvenienced, but the pain remains for life.
War is hell, broskis.
lucky guy you
Thank you for your service.
thank you for your service.
dank u fo u servizza
When I was deployed in the sandbox we had individual shower stalls. Didn't always have hot water though. Had marines show up to our tiny little base and immediately they all started shitting in the showers. That surprised me because 82nd Airborne is the one with the reputation for waffle stomping on deployment.
>immediately they all started shitting in the showers
marines are retarded gays thats why
Were you at the one with the big rock, right at sand hill? I did mine there in 09, we were one of the last cycles that weren't allowed nightly cell phones and got to experience the veg omelet. We were blessed.
Rock stready dril saant
Of all the shit vets warn you about to convince you from not joining up, and this is what you focus on?
> Not the dead end contracting or security gigs filled with 11Bs with 0 other civilian prospects
> Not the randon outbursts of grief over dead friends triggered by the most obscure shit imaginable
> Not the busted knees, the alcoholism, the anger issues, the risk seeking behaviors
Nope, instead you never got over having to shower in athletics and you're still scared someone will look at your ding-a-ling and laugh. Come on, man.
Yes, some lines can't be crossed.
>alcoholism, the anger issues, the risk seeking behaviors
thats just you meighty
For me, it's that I don't want to have to have a buzzcut or deal with woke office politics and "inclusiveness" seminars except I can't just quit like at a civilian job
>doesn't run naked into battle, wearing nothing but the blood of his enemies, terrifying them to the core with his massive dong, engorged with bloodlust
Lemme guess, you're a grower?
that pic is so comfy and it takes me back to the 90s
Wtf what if someone sees my pee pee? Could I shower in some shorts?
>Could I shower in some shorts?
In basic/OSUT probably not, it's up to the command to allow it which they won't because they want you to not be a bitch. After that though, you can shower however you like they're not micromanaging you that hard in the operational army.
If you're actually that sensitive and weak you need to force yourself to unass that shit, especially before the mandatory dedovschina.
True warriors regard being spitroasted as a profound bonding experience and the subsequent geyser of bloody santorum a badge of honor.
How do I make myself sexy for the big night?
Just get liquored up
No, you have to be humiliated in order to be controlled like a good goy
The only place I've seen that has group showers is a National Guard barracks I went to for RSP. They got rid of them pretty much everywhere else. Even so man up, group showers aren't that bad.
You wouldn't be able to resist looking at dicks, huh?
Wtf is that the shower in a submarine? what's with the periscopes
Hark at Little Lord fucking Fauntleroy.
S M A L L D I C K
Imagine dropping the soap
>Complaining about three months worth of public shower bays
That’s why you wear shower shoes.
>That’s why you wear shower shoes.
Switching to sandals for my footwear is one of my best decisions.
Worried they'd see your erection?
What am I supposed to be looking at here besides the rust stain on the floor?
A quick G.I. party would clean that up in a couple of hours. Where is that from?
Didn't want anyone to see your little dick, huh?
That pattern sucked. The Army paid billions of dollars only to get their own soldiers killed due to how shitty it was.
Imagine not slapping your boys' asses and helicoptering your dick for amusement, pathetic.
How do you hide your boner?
You don't! Why would you? Hang a wet towel on it. Be proud.
just how many millions we talking here chaim.
Shame on you
But these are comfy, anon.
>PrepHole full of fags worrying about seeing their little peepees
>me remembering being part of full platoon trains on thai hookers multiple times
How the fuck do any of you exist in the real world?
Behold, the e-8 in his natural habitat. If left to his own devices, he will continously destroy any marriage into which he enters.
>>me remembering being part of full platoon trains on thai hookers multiple times
what was that like?
ask your mom
Considering that he's probably Navy his attention was more on the other sailors than the hookers.
>get done working out
>go to bathroom to piss
>glance at the shower
>it's always a bunch of literal boomers all huddled around the showerheads in the nude
What happened to cause this generation gap? Why are the older generations so comfortable with each others' benises? Some sort of sweeping change in the public education system?
All raised in a nude vs non-nude family. Or just too damn old to give a shit.
They were forced to get naked together for showers or swimming as kids so they quickly got over it. OP never has so it's alien and forbidden to him.
Wtf why didn't they call their lawyer
nobody's gonna rape you moron
I'd rape him, an exposed hole is a hole that needs to learn
You people are disgusting.
Oh I'm sorry were you expecting good hygiene from PrepHole users?
So is it gay to wash your arse while surrounded by others? You know just quickly wipe in between your cheeks.
Nope, even a quick wipe is SUPER gay bro. Your assigned platoon sgt will let everyone know when it's their individual time to go butt wash.
>Your assigned platoon sgt will let everyone know when it's their individual time to go butt wash.
sounds about right for the military
In basic at ft Jackson I had individual shower stalls with curtains. You're just a pussy
What the fuck. Hope who ever did that is dead
>who ever did that
It's called corn-holing, son.
It's called small dick white boy shit
Don't be mad the dildo isn't black.
Says the moron white-knighting for a dead animal.
What kind of man hasn't showered with other dudes by the time he enlists?
It's like you're some kind of PrepHole nerd who didn't play sports or something.
>It's like you're some kind of PrepHole nerd who didn't play sports or something.
Yeah, I am. By the time I enlisted, I had only ever worked in auto-tech and helped my dad work on cars. You know how bothered I was when I saw sixteen dicks in the showers? The first time I was a little unnerved, but I got over it because we were too busy hazing the guy that didn't want to shower.
Dumb question but somewhat on topic. How unconformable would to be to shower with a gay male with tits. Asking for myself.
Like, a chud, or just a really fat fag?
I'm on hrt so take a guess.
Very fucking uncomfortable then, trannies trigger a natural uncanny valley feeling in most normal people, 41% isn't high enough.
Imagine slipping on someone’s nut
That mental image
these two greentexts make me shudder to think of what its like inside a woman's prison. Imagine that but no one ever cleans it out.
During the showers I saw a guy that had micropenis
He was like 6’3” and was actually very confident and walked around naked all the time
Damn my reason for not enlisting is not wanting to obey the enemy but that is fucked, I've literally been in jails with better showers that had stalls and curtains, that's fucked right there.
>Why I never enlisted
I'd liberate that gold any day
Yes you would, because orders are orders, but you wouldnt get to keep any of it because it all belongs to J.P. Morgan now.
I don't think I'd really get a chance to take any to be honest. Hasn't there been numerous SOF guys getting caught taking funds meant to "persuade" local militias?
We had individual showers in basic, granted they were fairly new barracks. That was back in 2021
Where the fuck is that, doesn't look like any usmc or navy facility. Also you only use group showers during bootcamp
You don't want to bond with your buddies with some gay sex in the showers?
I never saw showers like this in the US Army. Every bathroom is scrubbed daily by locally stationed soldiers or thos on extra duty as punishment.
This assuredly the bathroom of some 2nd world conscript nation.
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