Why for is water leaking from these pipes by my front door? I lived here 3 years and water never leaked from these pipes.

Why for is water leaking from these pipes by my front door? I lived here 3 years and water never leaked from these pipes. I drilled holes in a jug and put it there to catch the water.

Why I have leaking pipes? Where’s these pipes even lead to??

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    because you is touching youself at night

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Condensation lines from your central air unit because you touch yourself at night

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why would my AC condensation lines be installed right beside my front door?

      Also it hasn’t happened in the previous 3 years I lived here. Should I be worried?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I would call 411 and ask what the emergency 911 number is. Get help asap that could case steam and explode like you do at night when you touch yourself

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Why would my AC condensation lines be installed right beside my front door?
        It could be condensation drainage, or it could be overflow from an A/C drain that's blocked. It's located by the front door so that you see it and fix the problem after touching yourself.

      • 1 month ago
        Kevin Van Dam

        Is the water warm?

        Is the pressure valve on the hot water heater tank plumber out there?

        Also this

        I would call 411 and ask what the emergency 911 number is. Get help asap that could case steam and explode like you do at night when you touch yourself

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Also it hasn’t happened in the previous 3 years I lived here. Should I be worried?
        Climate change. You should be very worried

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why dont you go in your basement and see where the pipes go you fricking idiot

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You touch my pee pee no?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No basement

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Then go to the other side of that wall
        One is the condensation line from your a/c coil and the other is the drain line from your water heater pan
        Let the water run away or you'll frick your shit up one way or the other

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Free distilled water poindexter

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      > Free distilled water poindexter
      To wash your hands after touching yourself at night

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Its an outside faucet that got broken off while you were inside touching yourself one night

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would use some flexseal on that water bottle before you touch yourself tonight

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What's on the otherside of the wall, OP? Is it the room where you touch yourself at night?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How old is this house where you touch yourself at night? Is it brick faced? If so, you could find the pipes behind your dry wall if you're that concerned. I'd listen to that one anon about AC. Looks like condensation pipes to me.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That wet spot on the walk is very dangerous
    Especially when it’s jizz from you touching yourself at night

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OP here - the water coming out is now clearly sewage. Smell and consistency is 100% sewage from our toilets. What does this mean?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it means that this has become quite the shitty situation

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it means you touch your butthole

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you need to stop touching yourself at night or God will continue to punish you with poopy water at your front door

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hmmm, could be a false positive but I'll need you to confirm the taste before I can diagnose.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sewage from the condensation vent tubes is the first of the ten plagues sent by the House Gods who are angry with you touching yourself.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, you should just call a plumber asap, it's obviously going to get worse and you probably can't fix it yourself without smearing yourself in shitwater several times before even knowing what's the problem, just make sure he doesn't come at night while you touch yourself

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      jesus fricking christ this fricking board. obviously you're missing a connection, glue appropriate PVC in place and boom no more drip.

      t. professional plumber

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I said that already captain shitshop

        Buy 2 90 deg. elbows and some inch and a half pvc and connect the two together before touching your butthole again

        t. Remodeler

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That might solve the piping but how does that prevent him from touching himself at night?

        t. professional autodiddler

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think you should see an urologist ASAP

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You're lying. Frick off.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Buy 2 90 deg. elbows and some inch and a half pvc and connect the two together before touching your butthole again

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Perhaps if you shorten the amount of self fondling in the nightly hours then it would leak quite a bit less.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Make a shrine and pray to the pipe. Push food offerings and live feed you get from the pet store into the hole.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Im a master plumber so listen up soldier.
    This problem is not going to go away, its endless.
    Same as the leaking on your porch

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    buy enough PVC pipe to route it to your neighbor's yard

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >> buy enough PVC pipe to route it to your neighbor's yard

    Once youre done touching your butthole of course

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    knock out the walls and see where the pipes are coming from
    and stop touching yourself at night for crying out loud

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just stop touching yourself. You think we can't tell because you are under the covers... But we can see those hands moving. They will stop leaking when you stop the touching

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is wrong with this board, if you've got nothing to contribute then frick off you well poisoning israelites.

    OP has a real problem and you're just being c**ts

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >OP has a real problem
      ;^]

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