Why don't we have more gun & food stores? What's the best food to serve at a gun store? Posted on March 11, 2023 by PrepHole Contributor Why don't we have more gun & food stores? What's the best food to serve at a gun store?
Enjoy your led poisoning
What, are you worried about light pollution?
>aha but you have made le typo
you know what I meant kys
It's a gun store not a range you typo making morongay.
You absolute fucking cretin. You have made a mistake of the highest degree. A typo? You must be beyond the limits of mental retardation anyone has seen before. I pity you. Such a simple mistake such as this will haunt you 'till the day you die. Honestly you would be better of deleting this post -- no... deleting your account. Even that would not be enough to make up for the intolerable sin that is your poor grammar. I hope you use this miserable excuse of a typo as a learning tool for the future, retard.
>Le lead will magically evaporate through the copper and cardboard box into the food
It does, retard. Handling/storing guns that have been fired and ammunition will increase the lead levels in your domicile. Obviously you have quite the hoard.
>it increases it because.... JUST BECAUSE IT DOES OKAY??
Boomers in the US living through the 80’s we’re probably exposed to more lead than the last 2 generations combined. They made it out just fine…
>They made it out fine
Bud have you spoken to any of these people lately? It's terrifying.
now try talking to a zoomer
I would rather have lead poisioning in society then LEDs, they were a mistake
sweet led taystee an on, dont lik bulet? snif mor smok frum gun smel gud but mayk spel hard:C
LEDs are produced from Galium Arsenide, and Arsenide is grown from Arsine so LED is basically a chemical weapon
Learn to spell; lead.
Because most people don't want sticky handguns, nor metallic tasting pastries. It'd have to be separate from the gun area to work. Also in general most people have no idea how to run a bakery as well as a gun store or vice a versa and it's extra costs and overheads. Like if somebody is going to get a gun, they're not gonna go 'Boy I hope they serve doughnuts there too'. If somebody is going to get a doughnut they're not gonna go 'Boy I could sure use a new .45!'.
But hey if they make profit from it, good for them.
>Like if somebody is going to get a gun, they're not gonna go 'Boy I hope they serve doughnuts there too'.
This place would attract a lot of cops. Now, that could be a good or bad thing, depending on the area and your other customers. I wouldn't go to a gun store that was full of on-duty cops, but lots of fudds (the ones who get bumper stickers saying they donated to the Sheriff's fund) would love that shit.
This is probably the best point, every bakery I've been in has had a coating of flour, sugar and oil on all the surfaces. Good luck keeping the guns clean.
I think it could work out since a lot of boomers treat gun stores like some sort of treehouse club room where they can just pop in and talk to everyone in the building for half an hour. It’s hard to get rid of these people but the employees may as well at least try to get a couple donuts’ worth of money off of them. Then maybe throw in a rule saying that once you touch a donut, you’re not allowed to touch the guns. The talkative boomers never buy anything anyways
>he doesn't make his own holes in his donuts at 25yds
How else would they get all those holes in swiss cheeese?
Regulating who can sell food and what conditions the food has to be is just government overregulation that is stifling freedom and competition. If we got rid of the FDA, the USDA and whoever else regulates food, we'd have much cheaper and affordable food likely produced much better and more efficiently.
The FDA exists because they used but Borax in our food
Acksually the FDA exists because Upton Sinclair wrote The Jungle in the 20s, which is supposed to make readers horrified by the deplorable working conditions, but instead scared common folks about food quality resulting in the creation of the modern FDA
This. Anyone that thinks we should abolish the FDA is a retard who wants to eat dead immigrants in their sausage.
>"hey, look at the awful conditions the American laborer suffers, we should-"
>"WHAT THE FUCK, THERE ARE moron FINGERS IN MY FUCKING CHILI? EW, FIX THAT SHIT I AIN'T PUTTING moron BITS IN MY MOUTH"
>Why don't we have more gun & food stores?
Because it's fucking stupid
>What's the best food to serve at a gun store?
Nothing, because it's FUCKING STUPID
You're just sovless
Listen to this poorfag.
I bet your local range doesn’t serve lobster tails and crab legs at their buffet.
because running a small business is very difficult and risky
Guns 'n Buns
Guns N Sex Toys. You know you'd at least go in.
One in Midland,TX that has a cafe/coffee shop.
that’s funny because OPs shop is an ACE in midland, MI
there is a gun shop/pharmacy I've seen online
Guns 'n Tums
There’s an empty kitchen at the indoor range I go to. It is sad I cannot get a sandwich after I shoot. I cry every time.
The Dakotamart in Pierre, SD is a full sized grocery-store with a full sized sporting and funz store in a basement with a liquor and cigar store attached.
it's just wonderful.
Goddamn, that sounds nice actually
Is the Pierre one as fucking expensive as the ones in the hills?
too bad Pierre is a shithole
Pierre isn't that bad. Sioux Falls is probably the biggest shithole in the state even accounting for population. Rapid City is a close second.
t. moved to Rapid City for work, moved back out of that shithole state for better work
Gotta move up to ND If you want to avoid the criminal scum of SD. Bismarck is nice
No jobs in either Dakotas, got lured to SD by a certain store that will remain unnamed.
Plenty of jobs available. Or are you looking for something very specific?
Engineering job, had a gig that promised the world but decided to not pay me what was owed. Better opportunities in other Midwest states as far as that goes.
Plenty of that here especially in anything to do with geo or environmental engineering. I'm going to assume you mean mechanical or aerospace and even then there's not exactly a shortage. Despite SD Mines being a pretty decent engineering school, most leave for Colorado or the coasts. We have no shortage of open engineer jobs, it just sounds like you had a bad experience with Rapid (understandable) and bailed.
The Gallery in Lakewood, Colorado has a sports-bar attached to it:
There was one I used to go to in Oregon. Sold food and guns. It was 50 cal and donuts on the same isle.
This particular store is an ACE hardware store, the owner was asked if the had room for baked goods to sell by a local bakery that needed storefront space, the owner said sure, not realizing they needed display cabinets (thinking it would be like pre-packed on a shelf by the register), so when he found out they wanted like display space for the baked goods the only place in the store with cabinets like that was the sporting goods area, which also happens to be where they keep their guns. Leading to the picture we see in the OP.
I don't think this was a long term arrangement.
Cops&Donuts is based. When the scamdemic was shitting everything up and you couldn't find bread or flour, these guys were cranking out loaves. I stop in every time I go to/pass through Clare.
Zoning laws mostly. I did see one place in Mississippi that was a combination gun store/used car dealership. Looked interesting, but I imagine it would be a nightmare to have to keep track of the laws and regulations for selling both of those things
I'm 99% sure this is the Ace Hardware in Midland MI
as confirmed by the AMA on Reddit.
I wouldn't know. Fuck them
Beef jerky and black coffee
Boring guns and donuts.
Must be a large copshop nearby.
Having them as two separate kiosks with different people in the same store would be nice.
Having them combined into one like in OPs pic is so fucking retarded that I would never trust the person behind the counter, because anyone who could have conceived of such a blatantly stupid idea should never be allowed to handle firearms or pastries.
If you can shoot through the hole in a donut at 10 yards you get a box for free.
Make it a chinese bakery and I’ll be in there daily
Guns aren't my personality to the point that I would ever in a thousand lifetimes go out of my way to shop at "gun and food place". Plus, I'd rather consume less shit that doesn't belong in my body, like fucking lead.
>he didn't eat lead paint chips as a kid
ahh yes black rifle cofve and succulent donut snack varieties. in case you wanna measure your anus velocity while buying that new 556 ar that costs 8 grand
tacos are the ar15 of the food world.
How many different of permits do you need to do this shit? Seems like you'll get spitroasted by both the USDA and the ATF.
My local barbershop also is a licensed Glock dealer I believe
Get baked then go to the range. Sounds like a fun time
There's more money in serving bakery foods than guns, but it's autistic to combine the two since food inspections and standards must be a bitch to uphold due to constantly having to cycle between washing hands and gloves every 2 or less mins when someone wants to finger fuck a rifle and someone then wants a donut.Honestly wouldn't trust a wagie to be clean under such circumstances tbqh
Overpriced beef jerky.
I used to do my transfers at a gun store/ liquor store.
Going in, I thought it was going to be a liquor store operating a kitchen table style ffl transfer business out the back.
It was not. It was like if you took a gun store and Liquor store and jumbled them up. The owner was dangerously based as well, but I guess that goes without saying.
Theres a mildly cute femanon working there even
The clerk is pretty cute, yeah. Mask dude is giving the camera a pretty harsh fluoride stare though.
I assume there’s a reason he decided to keep his mask on
Crab legs. Duh.
Gun range gun store near me has a burger joint attached called 357 burgers and its pretty good. The fries are good too.
There is/was a combination gun/bicycle shop in Central PA. I think the bicycles were upstairs and downstairs was the gun shop.
Coffee with mommy milk
Probably made to optimize space, perhaps it's near hunting grounds or whatever, and it better have to offer several categories that are useful to hunters.