Why dont they make an artillery shell filled with dust so it wrecks the shit out of "people" with allergies when it explodes

Why dont they make an artillery shell filled with dust so it wrecks the shit out of "people" with allergies when it explodes
Also explain why its called seasonal allergies if I have it in every season

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think a better idea would be to just fill an artilery shell with bees. When it explodes, the bees fly out and start stinging everyone. I've yet to see a single military implement this idea, but I don't really see any flaws in it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The based Nipponese used to drop bombs filled with plague-infected flees on Chinese villages, does that count?

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A better one would be to fill the shell with aids

  3. 1 month ago
    Greased Geese

    why dont they make an artillary shell full of purple drank and cookies, they woud get diabetes

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why don't they make an artillery shell filled with impact sensitive explosives so you don't need a fuse?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      because airbursting is better and they've had fuses for that since WWII

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why don't they make an artillery shell full of vitamins so that when it explodes they get a vitamin overdose and all their bones snap?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't we all just get along so nobody needs artillery shells?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's just crazy talk.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what are your grid square coordinates, anon?
      just out of curiousity

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What if we filled the shells with Kneesocks porn so that when it explodes the enemy will he too busy jerkin it to fight

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      stocking*

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why don’t they make an artillery shell filled with smaller artillery so when the artillery shell lands it shoots more artillery shells and then those artillery shells have even smaller artillery inside them so when those artillery shells land they shoot more artillery shells and

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The military has already historically dumped plagues on their enemies in the past with planes. Be it biological warfare of disease or locusts to destroy crops.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't they make a gun that shoots artillery shells?

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you may be allergic to something you frequently eat
    i recently found out I'm allergic to milk protein and eggs from a doctor's visit
    it's weird that consuming something I'm allergic to manifested in sinus problems
    had been blaming my sinus problems on the cats and dog for years when I'm not actually allergic to them at all

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nah i can feel it
      Whenever I see a large amount of dust in the air I feel like a nuclear scientist realizing hes been exposed to giga amounts of radiation

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They should fill an artillery shell with loaded sig p320s

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Could you fill an artillery shell with alcohol and just make all of your enemies really drunk?

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why doesn't europe just make an artillery shell with lactose gas and ethnically cleanse all their enemies?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Gas them with lactoz-B

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