why dont pirates use larger ships at all?

why dont pirates use larger ships at all?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    because they're poor dumb morons with nothing else? what kind of stupid question is this? ask yourself why they don't use submarines and helicopters and battleships...because they're literal monkeys who don't have those things

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      And that's as far as I need to read on this thread

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Awful lot of slide threads lately

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      And mods are deleting actual combat footage of russians dying but letting these retarded threads around.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, must have been another failed offensive push

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The hohls have been tripping over their own feet up and down the line and loosing ground, NAFO is doing a lot of try and distract from that so we get threads like this one.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Muh slide threads
      What's being slid Rickey Retardo? Go on post the vital thread that was bumped down the catalogue by this.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >why dont pirates use larger ships at all?
      money

      >Awful lot of slide threads lately
      yup russia is loosing embarrassingly somehow again I guess

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dumb threads like this have always been normal you fucking tourist.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i just like modern piracy, i wish there were more cases of it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      anyone who says shit like this really should clarify what topic is being slid. if its ukraine, threads only pop up if something interesting happens.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They do use large tankers as some sort of motherships, but if you're talking about larger combat ships then it's the same reason taliban/isis etc doesn't use their captured tanks: it simply doesn't fit their guerilla doctrine, they're too easy to spot

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I was mainly thinking fishing trawlers/tankers

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why in the name of absolute fuck do you think they'd know how to effectively operate those? Secondly, I want you to tell me what they would gain from having big, conHispanicuous assets for their globally condemned operations.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They do but they don't attack with them, they're mother-ships for the speedboats and nearly always over the horizon so that they don't get taken by some navy. They're usually converted or stolen trawlers and similar vessels.

    They wouldn't be useful on offense, it's not like they have deck guns or anything (and pirate doctrine requires switching to civilian mode when challenged by navies so anything you can't throw overboard is verboten) and the speedboats are fine against ships that are undefended or unawares. I don't know whether they'd have the speed to catch a freighter that's trying to zoom through pirate waters either.

    The average light container ship is doing 20-25knots, some are up to 30 and a shipping company might prioritise fast container ships for those waters. Bulk carriers are way slower at 12-15knots but a fishing trawler isn't any faster than the bulk carrier, 15knots would be a fast trawler.
    Speedboats can cruise at 25knots and easily do 40 knots, a good one will do 80knots in light seas.

    So what heavier vessel would you want to use in the attack?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      they need a beefed up toyota hilux of the sea.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Be captain inna cargo ship
    >pirates come up
    >they have AKs and a few RPGs
    >they demand you lower some rope ladders for them to scale up the side of your ship and board you

    Literally what is stopping you from just floating away. The fuck are they gonna do? poke some tiny holes in your 30,000 ton ship?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The toss up grappling hooks and scale the side of the ship.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Just throw them back overboard

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Just cut the hook lines lmao
          [...]
          Is that why the russians are losing robotnik?

          The rails are being suppressed by AKs, or will be if you try anything.
          They also try and not be seen, at least at first.

          I wonder if they can keep hedge trimmers or extra long bolt curtters on board for cutting lines without getting too close.

          And an RPG round in your hull is no bueno for some types of cargo.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The problem with RPG-ing a freighter is that once that happens. Operation Ocean Shield II happens and the entire world gets together to fuck yout shit up.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Just cut the hook lines lmao

        The hohls have been tripping over their own feet up and down the line and loosing ground, NAFO is doing a lot of try and distract from that so we get threads like this one.

        Is that why the russians are losing robotnik?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Does it matter when the "summer offensive" has done nothing but squander all the NATO weapons and good will?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >That was just a probe
            >More probing
            >We're probing so much
            >With all this probing info vatnicks are sooo done when the REAL counter offensive begins in two weeks

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Do you have any idea of how few people work on a cargo ship? Or how little they are paid? It's like a gas station; the staff is paid in pennies, the company don't give a shit about them, and you expect them to actually defend the station or ship? If the company loses the unit they lose their job, but the necessary two weeks off to nurse the wound they got defending it will be unpaid.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Theres a ton of different jobs on mid/long haul cargo that pay like $20-$50+ usd an hour. Hardly pennies by most metrics. Extra if you're going through danger zones. Additionally they'll often hire extra security if there's significant cause, it wouldn't be a deck hands job to repel boarders. Hiring 7 or 8 guys and buying a few AK's and a couple crates of ammo to defend anywhere between like $50,000,000 to $500,000,000 in assets on a cargo ship is fucking peanuts.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Your nuts if you'd let psycho bro Islamic pirates take you without a fight. You'd end up chained in the wheel house buck broken on an hourly basis until you bleed out your bussy fuck that Gay shit sir.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah right. Sure the pirates would damage the goods they were selling back to the shipping companies. As if they werent getting all the warm bodies they wanted from the locals, what with being the only actual money earners in the village. But, I guess everyone has a fantasy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      We use high pressure hoses, water cannons and barbed wire to keep them off. Some companies have outfitted their ships with sonic cannons and other fancy stuff but I've never seen them in person. In some routes, like ones that pass off the Somali coast, they hire security contractors that shoot the pirates when they get close. They don't do that everywhere though. In Nigeria for example, they have a law that only allows native Nigerian security personnel on board and most companies and crews would rather gamble with makeshift defenses than allowing incompetent at best and malicious at worse people to guard the ship and crew. Other than that, even if they do manage to come onboard, we barricade ourselves in the "citadel" which is usually the engine room or the steering gear room and they can't get in or seize control of the ship so they still some personal items from our cabins and shoot up the place in anger and fuck off. Crews that are taken hostage usually fucked up somewhere in the process.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Any good stories from a life onnawater, anon?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      rpgs

      Just throw them back overboard

      Just cut the hook lines lmao
      [...]
      Is that why the russians are losing robotnik?

      Aks

      Piracy has been massively decreasing though because a couple of cheap mercs or even armed crew with ARs from an elevated position can wipe out an entire boat of pirates before they can even realize whats happening, so theyve been doing that. A little open pirate boat is basically a sitting duck against anyone actually willing to fight back. Once again self defense wins the day

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Could it possibly get more kino than shooting at pirates with your friends?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Something real large gets picked up by satellites. Anything that would be a remote threat on a firepower level would be immediately targeted by the US for destruction.

    Pirates only get to be pirates by looking like they could be random fisherman until they start shooting.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    dex > str

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't we just hire privateers to go around sinking pirate ships and/or chinese fishing vessals which are basically the same thing but targeting the ocean stocks of fish instead of merchant shipping

    • 1 month ago
      All the fields

      You don't know anything about the hybrid warfare China is conducting with its fishing fleet.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Its captain planet-villain shit and needs to be stopped, China is basically an alien infestation on our world that is trying to strip it of all life to the point of self-destruction.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Its captain planet-villain shit and needs to be stopped
          No argument there but saying it's the same thing as dirt poor somalis being financed by rich somalis who escaped to Europe to hijack cargo ships and their crew is just nonsensical.
          One is organised crime born out of poverty and lawlessness.
          The other is literally a state actor performing hybrid warfare for both profit and long-term environmental advantage for their home waters and using both naval and merchant navy assets to do it.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >The other is literally a state actor performing hybrid warfare for both profit and long-term environmental advantage for their home waters and using both naval and merchant navy assets to do it.

            Yes, and? We should shoot them both.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why would they want to? How could they? Did you think at all before you made this asinine thread?

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Money

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Why don't some of the most poor, retarded human beings on the planet just use things they don't have???
    Are you genuinely this fucking stupid OP or are you bored?

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >why don't thieves just ask their dads to buy them nicer things?
    you need to be 18 or older to post here

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