Why don't Glocks have decockers? Because they would be redundant.

Why don't Glocks have dewienerers?
Because they would be redundant.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i dont get it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The joke is that if you appendix carry an glock you will be forcibly transitioned

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        i dont get it

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          De-wiener-er. Glocks shoot your wiener off.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          they're the same weights

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Well they're striker fired so there's nothing to de wiener.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on the gun. The superior P99 has one.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The P99 was a moron design. "Durr let's make our striker gun DA/SA for no reason that'll be cool".

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Best 9mm ever made and you gays will continue to whimper.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >has never shot one

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Frick ya mudda

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >dewiener the glock
    >OH SHIT I NEED TO SHOOT SOME WILD COON NOW
    >have to charge the slide and eject an unfire cartridge

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What do you call a salad for honeymooners?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Butthole?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Butthole?

      Lettuce alone

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    heh

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just get the backplate and stop b***hing.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get it, what's a dewienerer?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      In some guns like the Beretta M9, you have a hammer which you can optionally "wiener" back into position ready to fire with a small trigger pull. The "safety lever" on the M9 is also called the "Dewienering Lever" because it puts the weapon on safe while dropping the hammer into a non-wienered position.

      OP is a moron and trying to make a pun about Glock owners not having wieners or something. What OP doesn't understand is that no matter if the gun has a Striker system or a Hammer system, it's the same 9mm Parabellum bullets slamming into his own skull as he is consumed by his porn addiction.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      new homie alert

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Glock handguns do not have a manual dewienering mechanism because they are designed to be carried in a condition of readiness to fire, with the striker wienered and the safety off. Glock handguns are equipped with a "Safe Action" system, which uses a combination of a partially-tensioned striker and a trigger safety to help prevent accidental discharges. The Safe Action system allows the user to carry the gun safely with the striker partially tensioned, but it requires the user to manually lower the striker when they want to dewiener the gun. To do this, the user must first remove the magazine and ensure that the chamber is empty, then pull the trigger to release the striker. This is a somewhat unusual feature for a semi-automatic handgun, but it is a key element of the Glock's design and contributes to its reputation for simplicity and reliability.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds hard. Here me out: we make it single action, don't implement redundant safety mechanisms, and then have the customers beta test it

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >I actually typed here

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I dewienered Ur Mom last night when I was done with her

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The Makarov is a DA/SA with safety and dewienerer. But fewer parts.
    Seems like Gaston wasn't even trying.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They do.
    It's called releasing the trigger before the gun fires.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      bruh?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        bruh.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >redundant
    Lmao Glockgay, say the line again... Say the line! Oh shit he shot himself in the leg.

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