Why don't armies use the bullies for their operations?

Why don't armies use the bullies for their operations? They seem like a perfect breed considering their prey drive and bite force.

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just post the toadline bullies already you coward

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      HIGHSPEED LOW DRAG TOADLINE
      "WAR CRYME"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not him but here

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      SLAMMED

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Rollan

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        what happened to toad 1?

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the armies arent fighting child soldiers.
    and they need smart dogs not killing machine

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ive seen shitbulls attack their owners in a frenzy of aggression. stupid animals

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because the army isn't necessarily targeting babies' faces during operations.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      why not?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The army needs a dog that follows orders

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Thread consensus will probably end up at a brain over brawn situation, but I think pits would do reasonably well in defensive rolls like motor pool and stockpile protection

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      being trainable is more important than aggression in both working dogs and everything else in life

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because pit bulls are literally the stupidest dogs in existence and generally unable to do any complicated task at all while also being a huge liability.
    The only suitable wartime purpose would be to unleash 50 of them in some city and let them form packs to terrorize the local population in an attempt to suppress movement.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That pic is pretty cute though

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >form packs
      They'd probably kill each other first trying to establish dominance

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    dude the only thing pits are good for is mexicans using them for dog fights

    the worst dog is better than the best cat, but goddamn are pit bulls dangerous animals. stupid too.

    using malis or whatever is better for military purposes, limiting factor here is intelligence/trainability

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bullies are a toy breed that has been genetically crippled to the point that it is functionally useless for anything other than looking cute, eating and shitting.
    pitbulls, OTOH, are absolutely worthless as working dogs and also pretty weak compared to large working breeds like sheperds and dobermans. They're literally only good for pit fighting and eating babies and posting on Facebook

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >SLAMMED AND SQUATTED

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    somewhere there's a "traveled across war-torn ukraine to poland attack a child" meme

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    pitbulls are overhyped.
    unless their owner beats the shit out of them, they're normal dogs.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because pitbulls are fucking retarded and are just as likely to attack you as they are to attack the enemy. German shepherds are both intelligent and strong, which is why they are used instead.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    pit bulls are objectively shitty military dogs.

    >neither fast, agile nor enduring
    >not very smart, not easy to train
    only thing they excel at is randomly attacking and not letting go.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      their loyalty is unparalleled

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Trainability and intelligence are the most important traits.
    The bite force of a german shepherd or a malinois is MORE than enough for any biting that needs to be done. The additional power of a pitbull is useless for anything other than illegal dogfighting or whatever the fuck white trash does in their freetime to be a parasite on society.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They would be great against child soldiers and a pain in the ass the rest of the time. Not worth it outside Africa.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what about as area of denial weapons? just set a thousand loose in an area you are falling back from

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They could just decide to follow you and your pals.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          you're right, too unpredictable

          what happened to toad 1?

          we don't talk about that : (

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Fuck me, not even squirrel tactics can help you escape these demons.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Any dog is capable of jumping faster than you can climb. You never try to get up high to escape a dog because you'll probably only get 5 feet up by the time it catches up. Your best option is to get something between you and it. Dogs are stupid. Holding your jacket like a matador cape is usually enough for them to go "uh oh, don't want to smash my face into that piece of cloth." which gives you a moment to shoot them.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    People think the pitbulls' aggressiveness is a meme, but its actuality comes down to genes.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Why don't armies use the bullies for their operations?
    Same reason they don't want coked up, barely sapient morons in the ranks.
    The downsides outweigh the benefits.

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