Why does Prigozhin have Madagascar and the Chatham Islands marked as an area of interest?
Why does Prigozhin have Madagascar and the Chatham Islands marked as an area of interest?
Why does Prigozhin have Madagascar and the Chatham Islands marked as an area of interest?
Mining prospects. Wagner is Russia's East India Company, only more moronic.
https://www.rockphosphate.co.nz/
you mean this?
Just spent a 1 hour rabbithole on this shit, Chatham Rock Phosphate is a single boomer posing as a mining company, the business location is an accounting firm inside a mall in Wellington. Payed like 5k to submit a permit application, as soon as that was done he went all over the news saying that he has permits to mine in Chatham which he doesn't. Values his shares at $60 million to sound more official, drums home the fact that his shares have grown a gorrilion % (0.0001c to 0.0002c) so investors can rest easy. Come time to actually look at his permit application and immediately gets laughed out of the EPA and commerce office when they read that he wants to dredge up a coral reef and effectively destroy the fishing industry for what is, they charge him the usual mining permit fee of $700k anyway though financially ruining him. Yet he still clings to this glorified kickstarter grift yet. He is now merging with other made up shell companies and partnering with the local iwi to make things sound more legit, and now has an imaginary plan to mine phosphate in Australian land that he would never under any circumstance have the rights to. All without ever owning any mining equipment or having any experience at all in mining.
So if this is the kind of shit Wagner is looking to as an investment or to alleviate Russia's fertilizer shortages then things truly are dire.
>alleviate Russia's fertilizer shortages
don't a lot of russians not have plumbing? like learn how to make compost heaps
Perhaps the Ukrainians can sell them some dead vatniks as fertilizer.
>learn how to make compost heaps
No joke, that's too advanced for some countries.
thanks for the digging nice post
Wow
That's hilarious
Excellent work
Good work anon.
possible homelands for israelitetin&tribe once they are couped
He wants a replacement for Putin
Madagascar is a poor shithole that has had various dictators and generals coup'ing said dictators, who then sold off rights to their resources to different countries so they could get rich quick. It's the perfect place for Wagner to wrestle some of those resources away.
t. spent a few months there
were the women frickable?
They like to move it move it
Is there an orb there? Similar to the pisskey orb, I mean, but a different element or alignment, perhaps.
Ah yes the fabled Te Poi Tapu o Te Rēkohu. Te Kōti tossed it into the lagoon when he was locked up on Rēkohu by the filthy redcoats
They are going to send the Baltic fleet there to pick up a menagerie of exotic animals and opium again.
Perhaps he wants to alleviate Wagner's supply issues by picking up a stash of Māori black powder weapons left over from the land wars?
Is Prigo´s greatest achievement going to be the revitalization of MadagasGAR posting?
it was fricking bullshit that once madagascar shut down its port it was game over. literally no way to win after that
Did you know Madagascar has l-e-m-u-r-s?
But for real, lemurs are awesome.
Noted intellectual Dr. Oskar Dirlewanger thought so as well.
I wonder what the conncection between absolute mad lads and lemurs are? Not that priggy is anywhere close to ggod old oskar though
I should probably tell people my interest in lemurs came from Duke University before I mention the Dirlchad.
Do you guys think when Yakub created white people, he had Priggy and Oskar in mind.
"I like to move it, move it"
- Oskar Dirlewanger's last words, 1945
>turns Madagascar into a real life Outer Heaven
Would be kino
Hiding places for when Russia falls
Its too late Russia cant get in the airport is closed
I was obsessed with madagascar during COVID. Waiting for just ONE headline that said they closed the ports.
Wouldn't you like to know weather boy
>Why does Prigozhin
You are talking about a dude that thinks Antarctica is going to be in need of PMCs in the near future and that America might want to invest in his company to provide security around the world.
He is a clown who through a bizarre series of events found himself in charge of an army and has now become a warlord because somehow he is more competent than Russia's actual military.
I have a feeling he's not more competent. I think it's that the russian military understands the situation they're in is unwinnable. Putin can yell at them more but if they resorted to the same human wave tactics it'd be politically toxic for the and for Putin. They don't have the equipment to really push so better to squat on what they do have.
Wagner not being directly answerable to the government can do human wave tactics, and probably aren't going to be billed for those artillery shells they use so they can burn through their stocks.
Doesn't every country in Africa that's relied on Wagner experience an ISIS resurgence shortly thereafter?
Yeah, turns out that kicking out western aid because they keep telling you to knock it off with the war crimes doesn't do good things for your security prospects.
These morons bring in Wagner because they don't just ignore war crimes, they'll happily commit them for you. All you have to do is give them all your gold.
He has a point, we from south america might need someone to deal with the organized crime.
Good fricking luck with that, not even the american army can deal with this
Isn't cheese pizza legal in Madagascar? No wonder r*ssians are interested in it.
That shit is already legal in Russia.
Something being illegal in Russia just means only people in government get to do it.
E.g. private militaries are illegal.
>the Russian Ministry of Defense ordered the army to mine Wagner positions and routes
So it's treason then, Mr. Shogui.
>Priggy ends up escaping and taking over some random who-really-cares island with the handful of resources he has left
>establishes a strange-ass mercenary nation there, enslaving citizens and mooching on resources
>real life has finally became literally HoI4 mod tier
Oh, i´ve seen this one!
Oh shit I have that exact same map
Of course you want Madagascar. As soon as you close the ports, the infection can't reach you.
>Madagascar.
> As soon as you close the ports, the infection can't reach you.
Based and Plague pilled.
Canada is Plague Inc's version of Madagascar. The trick is that they have good healthcare so your pathogen needs a lot of cure resistance early or whatever its called
>Canada
> they have good healthcare
You're kidding, right?
There are more MRI machines in Bellingham WA (just south of Vancouver Canada) than there are in all of B.C.
> canadians wait months to get a diagnosis
> then wait months for rationing of "scarce" MRI machines
> many say "frick it" and drive down to Bellingham where they get same day service
Hell, the fricking architect of Canada's single payer health care plan -- a female -- came down some sort of chick cancer and flew her ass to UCLA for treatment.
The joke in Canada is get sick -- or get in a car crash -- early in the year because the plans run out of money.
For me it's greenland.
Anon, he's talking about a fricking game, not real life.
Prigozhin is in it for the long haul. He's determined to end up at the top of SOME kind of hierarchy. He wasted a lot of resources and manpower fighting the Ukrainians and now he's going to look elsewhere for dictatorship opportunities.
Ngl Russian mercenaries vs African military/militia would make for some /k/ino. And it could end up with the world's first true mercenary nation-state
Priggy is just going to get glowBlack personed by the US or UK if he ends up on the 'outside' of the Russian state. Probably in a really brutal and evil manner like Gaddafi to make sure the message is received even by dumb c**ts.
Personally if I was the CIA I'd already be offering skinnies American cash bounties for the severed heads and documents of anyone fighting for Wagner in Africa. Double if they're alive so that they can be "debriefed."
I don't see it lasting, because I don't see the people in africa putting up with a blatantly colonial power. I mean sure- they put up with a lot of criminals being in charge of their countries, but at least they pretend to have all the other parts of government doing it's job.
Not to mention whatever mercenary state you'd get would be an international pariah- nobody likes the idea of Mercenaries just being able to take over governments- at least nobody already in government.
those are just the places he got laid
>Priggy does Far Cry 3 but in Madagascar, with himself playing the role of Hoyt Volker, Utkin playing the role of Vaas, and Wagner playing the privateers