Why does nobody use a bike in post-apocalyptic or zombie movies? It’s literally the most efficient transportation method in said situations without requiring any fuel or prerequisite at all.
Is it because they always take place in the us or what? Americans explain yourselves
bikes are for old women, faggits and insufferable assholes
That's what every fat retard says about anything healthy.
>You don't like an inefficient mode of transportation that crushes your balls and literally lowers your test? YOU'RE FAT
I'm a chainsmoker and I bet I could still outrun any of you homosexuals
>cycling
>inefficient
lmao this fatlus is actually retarded
also non-fatties, and we don't have any of those posting here
>bikes are for old women, faggits and insufferable assholes
how the FUCK did you get this picture of me bald?
40 bmi post
True
you left out coal-burning crackheads
What did she do?
least fat republican
fat nagger
Bikes are based. They cost nothing beyond first purchase as long as you do basic maintenance, are great exersize, and in metro's are usually quicker for commute than car since you can avoid most traffic if you know what you're doing. You're the only insufferable one here, probably fat and depressed irl too, based on your statement.
>and in metro's
Nobody wants to live in those shit holes. Cyclists are a nuisance in the civilized parts of America and that's why you're seeing more and more videos of people just ramming cyclists off the roads these days and comment sections full of people saying some variation of "now I know what he did was wrong, but he was right."
thats because mutts are not fully human though
Not him, but I'm poor in America which is fabulously wealthy by European standards and the cost of fueling and maintaining a decent car is nothing. Try having gas that isn't 12 bucks a liter.
Car insurance, car payments (if you don't outright own your car), car upkeep like oil, brake fluids, brake pads, windshield wipers, tires, and then regular gas fillups, all of that is hundreds a month I don't pay as a bike owner. If you live outside a metro, sure, you definitely need a car, but if you live in a metro bike life is amazing. I save thousands a year that goes towards investments and savings. The only thing I miss about when I owned a car is not being able to transport big things very easily, but I don't buy many large items.
Every city has it's shitty parts, but so do the suburbs. I personally love living in the city, everything is within walking distance and something is always happening, you meet all sorts of people and there is never a want for something to do.
It's not hundreds a month poor fag.
Maybe it is for europoors, but not for Americans.
So many assumptions. I make $1,500 a week after taxes and I'm an American. I just don't waste my money on car expenses. There's nothing wrong with owning a car, if I lived in the burbs I would own one. But there is nothing wrong with owning a bike either, and it's not a controversial statement to say a bike is far, far cheaper than a car in terms of month to month. I haven't spent any money on my bike in 18 months, and as a car owner you cannot say the same thing.
I spend 15 bucks a week on gas with my car, maybe 30 at most if I'm traveling around. If anything breaks I can fix it myself, provided it's not transmission, feels good not being technically illiterate. Not calling you that.
So objectively, you spend more than me on your car than I do as a bike owner. Glad we settled the matter.
Never claimed I didn't. I simply said it didn't cost me hundreds a month, besides I have a very nice road bike myself. But dumb Euro exaggerates the cost as a cope for his own poorness.
Well we've already established I'm not European or poor. But assuming everything you've said is true, you're an exception. The average car ownership is far more expensive than bike ownership, by the hundreds a month.
I own my car, I don't have a car payment,
Yeah, I perceived as much. Most people have car payments. Just stop man, the average person spends hundreds of dollars a month on their car, and that's the type of person I'm referring too. Not special, 'I do everything myself' you. I'm basically the same as you with my bike, there is no contention here.
Even worse you just confirmed you are brown and dumb.
>brown and dumb.
but he is clearly not american?
Yes. At best hes a Toronto poojeet.
That dumb yuroshit cant even do basic maintenance on his bike so something as shrimple as doing your own oil change seems like black magic to him.
Here we have a candidate for category 3, the insufferable asshole.
fippybippy once more
Obviously not because they didn't use a bike in Shaun of the Dead or 28 Days Later. Brits explain yourselves.
have all those selfiefags in those bike races taught you nothing
just takes a single zombie on the roadside reaching an arm out to knock 200 bike riders to the ground
>no protection from gunfire
>no protection from zombies
>move multiple times slower
>expend all of your energy that you'd likely need for foraging
Counter point:
>Bikes take LESS energy to expend for both the distance traveled and speed of travel
>You don't have gas
>Your cars' windows are broken (seriously, they break ONCE, where the fuck are you going to go to get windshields and proper windows? let alone how your retarded ass can manage to even fix a window when you can't fix your life)
>Your cars' engine doesn't even WORK
You take for granted how easy it is to fix something wrong on a car while living in a developed, currently alive state. In a POST-apocalyptic environment, these kinds of things will be VERY hard to come by. Most cars will be broken or unusable within the first year of an apocalyptic event. The rest will be hoarded and centralized by some form of warlord or fallen governmental entity.
Yes, cars CAN still be accessed by SOME, but for the average Joe, a bike is at least a little better than being mauled alive by some fat zigger on your way to the Clean Water Place.
homosexual
You know? This thread takes me back to 2008 when discussing hypotheticals in a zombie scenario was a favourite of mine during drinking games on a friday night. Let's discuss this then.
We are assuming that you will use your bike for transporting yourself and all your equipment , just what you can fit on a backpack or to make supply runs between possible loot zones (you come with an empty bag, leave with a full one). The biggest problem you'lld get with a bike is the road itself, there's no maintenance, there's obstacles everywhere, there's a very high chance you'll hit a nail or something that will pop your tires and if a zombie catches you offguard and throws you off the bike it's over for you.
Most of what I said applies to cars as well but in a car you have one layer of protection against a possible zombie attack.
Biggest redpill is realizing that the majority of bikecucks cant bunnyhop if their life depended on it.
>let alone how your retarded ass can manage to even fix a window when you can't fix your life
Fuck, this hit me harder than it should have
Bikes are also quiet and can travel on more terrain.
Depends on the bike. You arent taking your aero bianchi bike anywhere that doesnt have pristine asphalt.
>walking protects you from gunfire
>walking protects you from zombies
>walking is faster than biking
>walking is more energy efficient than biking
What the fuck are you talking about?
don't bother. He's only arguing the point for the sake of arguing
You know /hc/ lets you post thick women without having to come up with some stupid fucking bullshit you don't care about, right?
You mean /s/, unless they're being fucked.
If you wipe out and hit your head or break an ankle you're fucked.
>hit your head
helmet
>break an ankle
i don't think you've ever ridden much bike, abrasions on your thighs and arm injuries are much more common
>The Stand
>briefly in Beyond Thunderdome
Somebody in the previous thread also mentioned Turbo Kid.
>beyond thunderdome
I remember the guy selling radioactive water was on a bike but i cant remember any other bikes in it.
Bikes were used in world war z
That's the one, hence briefly.
Also people were stuck with that as the only means of transportation afterwards in Transcendence.
World War Z they use bikes in Korea.
I love cyclists
M8
The braphog sport
Imagine being that seat.
Cycling doesnt make your ass big sadly
It made my ass pretty braptastic(I'm a man)
Pics?
No
then it's a larp
Why would you wear a suit on a stationary bike? What a tard.
why don't you bicycle seat that ass on my face
>zombie apocalypse
>wear leather jacket
>humans can't bite through leather
Why don't they do this? Just wear a full motorcycle outfit including the helmet and the only danger is a large crowd crushing you with their weight.
>zombie pulls helmet off
>game over
it would be game over without a helmet too though
Because zombies always get super strength.
Just drive like 20 miles from the nearest town and live in the woods. Zombies are still human despite adrenaline bursts, and the human body fails easily without water
Imagine 1000 angry people surrounding you from all sides trying to bite, scratch or otherwise harm you. You think you can survive that just because humans can’t bite through leather? You could be wearing plate armor and you‘d be dead. When they are all piled on top of you, you will be crushed and suffocated.
I mentioned that very thing in my post.
Glad we agree. You'd be crushed so you made a stupid point
That would happen whether you wore the leather or not. Why not wear it to protect yourself from the individual zombies?
Wouldn't happen in a car retard. Try and keep up.
You going to teleport through all the cars left in the road? You got an infinite supply of gas? You better drive a fucking tank otgerwise you car is going to quickly become a coffin when it keeps getting swarmed. Fucking dumb ass.
Because theyre gay haha
someone post that cyclist eating bread at the table
seconding because it sounds pozzed as fuck
i bet it's some ultra sòyboy who needs a sòylent opening machine
Wtf is pozzed? Is this some gay shit you trannies know about?
newfag or leftoid falseflagger?
that cyclist eating bread at the table
bump
I hate modern cycling so much. All the road ride groups in my area are filled to the brim with boomers, fashionistas, fat people, and walkable cities type tra/n/nies that makes /n/ look like /misc/. Why is it so hard to find people to ride with that don't feel the need to spend thousands of $$$ on clothing just get gassed in the first 20km. And shut the fuck up when we're riding, I don't want to talk I want to listen to the sound of wheels on the ground FUCK
go cycling alone then?
It's kind of boring sometimes tbh, but I do prefer to ride alone
I hate cycling because bike homosexuals insist on being allowed to use every path and trail in existence.
You want to go for a nice stroll through the park? Uh SORRY, you have to stay alert and watch out for a bunch of naggers on bikes.
You want to listen to music on the sidewalk because traffic is really loud? SORRY, you have to listen for the faggy bike bell or else you get death stared by some 45 year old stockbroker that suHispaniciously enjoys the feeling of leather against his ass.
You WILL keep to one side of the path at all times or else a cycletard will plough right into you
>road riding
Your first mistake, take the mtb pill
>'ate cyclists
>luv absurdly thick PAWGs
Simple as.
>biking through a crowd of zombies
>ON YOUR LEFT
>zombies movie to the left
>crash out and get eaten
Bad idea
Why not just say on your left and actually go right. Zomboids aren't smart, they would probably fall for the ruse every time.
This is why I scream EXCUSE ME instead of a direction. When I say 'On your left" people move to the left or do a little juke foot shuffle because they can't figure out I'm coming on the left, not the right. Same applies when I say "On your right". This has only become a problem in the past decade.
cos with reaction time factored in they really only hear that last word and the sound of a bike speeding behind them. it's kind of a retarded warning system. you say "GET DOWN" when shots are fired, not "AT YOUR HEAD". just a really fucking retarded way of conveying critical information quickly.
Why don’t you get off the fucking sidewalk, bikefag?
>t. Unlocked e-bike owner who rides on sidewalks at 30 mph all the time
Because that's extremely rude.
>without requiring any fuel or prerequisite at all.
How do you make new tires?
Same goes for cars though
Because people typically travel in groups during the breakdown of society. Try getting your family out of the city with your bike. Everyone piles up into cars with food/supplies/belongings
A bike would be great to have and it’s interesting it hasn’t been explored in movies
>Everyone caught in fatal traffic jam with all their stupid supplies
>bike chads escape due to flexible nature of bike travel
There is a lot to explore, and carfags would seethe endlessly
Walking is safer and quieter. One spill and you could be looking at a serious infection with no easy access to medical care.
bro, if your not skipping and doing hopscotch while dressed as a school girl with a steak tied around your neck, your never going to survive.
bro if your not hogtied with an apple in your mouth slowly roasting over a spit, I don't know what to tell ya, your not going to make it.
Bro, if you are not greased up and tied down to a rocking horse while buck naked with a ball gag in your mouth...ngmi
Just bike slowly? It’s still faster than walking by a factor of 2-3x. It also gives you the option of speed when zombie pursuers are worse than the threat of spilling.
If you have a quality bike they're very very quiet. No ratcheting noises or anything.
We can hear the clank from your chinesium chain and derailleur a mile away.
Too hard to draw/film
>post-apocalyptic or zombie movies?
Because you don't want to deal with that shit on a bike, you're safer in cars.
I don't know, im Dutch
Okay but what does being gay have to do with this thread
Would be laff if the Dutch can prevent the country getting turned into zombies by all hopping on a bicycle and riding to safety
Why would you need to? In such a situation, excess vehicles are everywhere and theres tons of oil and gas.
Gas goes bad. Pretty quickly.
The main character of Discontinued (2022) uses a bicycle to get around.
roads in post-apocalyptic movies and shows are usually covered in broken glass and rubbish
bikefags don't even use their bike lanes and instead go on the road because their lane wasn't swept clean by cars and they fear the puncture
I saw a Varg video on this once.
He said that tires eventually wear out/get punctured and you'd need to replace them which means you're left relying on the petrochemical industry. So the most efficient transportation method in post- apocalyptic situations is walking and so you should get yourself used to hiking long distances
Bicycles are everywhere though and easy enough to change the tires without needing special tools, so surely you could just scavenge
a mountain bike has a different kind of tire to the kind the fags in bike pants use or a bmx bike
you can't just exchange any other tire and need one from a similar bike
not to mention if it's a back tire, you need the same amount of cogs for the gears to work
fixing punctures requires a flexible style of patch and glue (usually rubber cement) as well, and good luck finding that shit that hasn't hardened after a few years
>uh oh this bike will be useless in 2026, better to not use it today
>you need the same amount of cogs
Tire=/=wheel=/=cassette
most mountain bikes sold these days run 29 inch tires, which is the same wheel diameter as the 700c tires sold on road and touring bicycles.
26 inch tires are also extremely common on entry level department store bikes and can be found literally everywhere.
unless you are riding a fat bike or a meme wheel size like 650b then you can find replacement tires anywhere on the planet
You really dont know shit about bikes
clearly you don't because everything in that post was 100% true
Tell me you are a yuropoor without telling me you are yuropoor. You and that homosexual dont know shit and just bend over and pay your local goy shop to fix your bike.
>/misc/ rhetoric
Please return to your containment board
Suck my dick. You will never be a dutch bike cuck.
And you'll never not be depressed irl and angry, /misc/tard.
Wouldn’t be that hard to improvise reasonably well. What if your legs wear out? Where do you get new legs?
Do americans not really know how to change tires on a bike?
or even patch the tire?
Never had to. I ride Gatorskin Hardshells. Have changed out pinch flats because I’m lazy about pumping them up
SEEEEEEEXXXXXXX
They did in the Stand but the stand discussion is banned for some reason
bikes aren't cool
bet she’s had sex
With blacks.
black people aren’t real
Then explain all the crime then. You can't can you?
You haven't seen a Plane, Trains and Automobiles and Bicycles remake because hollywood hates thighs. Bikes are more kino in real life, not on film.
Yikes those calves are disgusting
thick legs = thick logs
these women take HUGE shits for sure
Specifically lightweight folding bikes would be ideal, since bikes can't go everywhere (deep mud, large potholes etc).
But Americans don't know how they work because their roads are death traps built by car lobbies and intended for literally only cars and trucks
fact: people who ride bikes have sex
No they don't, they just hump their saddles until completion.
It's true. I ride a bike and have sex all the time.
isnt biking a significant contributor to impotence?
Bike seats also stimulate the prostate which when mixed with looking at other mens asses in tight pants for hours on end often leads to bike induced homosexuality
nah
Same reason why nobody uses bikes in westerns, it's just not cinematic.
The only western with a bike I can think of is Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid and it's treated as a joke for only one scene.
Turbo kid was literally "Mad Max with bikes"
turbo kid > mad max
simple as
The only reason you homosexuals bike is you're too poor for a car. Inb4 troon rage
Plenty of poor naggers and Hispanics have cars cope more
>don't be a slut for 5 seconds challenge
>don't be jaded incel for 5 seconds challange
>have standards in important areas of life challenge
>don't be schizophrenic for one single day challenge
>Don't white night for a thot for a single millisecond challenge
Actual truthful post!
Dud, bikes are EU thing, Americans don't have them, so none in movies. They are just to f...
American Zombies fear the European Knight
ACK!
What's this?
WWZ, in Korea.
1/10 wouldn't bang
more for me then
This is making my blood pressure shoot through the roof
It’s weird how fat and ugly her husband and kids are
Testicular cancer
>Why does nobody use a bike in post-apocalyptic or zombie movies?
Because when there's no cars or people around cyclists have no one to annoy or fuck with.
The entire purpose of cyclists is to make everyone else lives harder.
>Want to drive in the road
Look out and be careful not to hit the cyclist or it's your fault.
>Want to go walk in a park
Look out and be careful not to get in the way of cyclists or they'll hit you and it's your fault.
>Children running around playground
Those kids better avoid getting in a cyclists way or it's their fault they got hit and killed.
Cyclists get to take advantage of the rules on either side, in a zombie apocalypse they have no government to give them everything they want and bend over backwards to make sure those whinging Lycra wearing pussies get away with everything.
mindbroken
Kek
obsessed
person on a bike is angry at you
>*DING DING*
>"EXCUSE ME"
>*DING DING*
>"ON Y-YOUR L-LEFT"
>"NO - YOUR LEFT"
>"THANK YOU!"
person in a car is inconvenienced by you
>death
I love women with thick legs, bros
Strong Chun-Li thighs are underrated.
Why does gasoline never go bad in the post-apocalyptic world?
A better question. It would take like 2 weeks for all the gas stations and all abandoned cars to have their gas siphoned, and then there wouldn't be any left.
Depends on how many people would be alive after the outbreak, gas stations have a few thousand liters on hand, it would take a single person a lifetime to burn through a single tank
the black ones would steal it
Because zombies aren't German.
They will do everything to avoid exercise
That's somebody's mama
>post apocalypse
>"OMG I MUST TRAAAAAAAVEL SO HARD RIGHT NOW!"
Fucking insta whores, fuck off with your traveling
Wouldn't a car be just as shitty?
>if anything breaks down you're fucked, can't find spare parts, cars would fail left and right due to the rubber components falling apart
>most major roads and highways blocked with abandoned vehicles
>produces a bunch of noise, especially noticable in a post-apocalypse scenario
>having a functioning vehicle just makes you an even bigger target for other humans
Built for MNSC (My Normal Size Cock)
>old car barely starts
>see something 5 meters from the road
>stop the car
>stop the engine
...
So, who's the goddamn woman in OP's image?
mmmmamma mama mama mamma Mama mmmmamma MAMAMAMAMAMMMMMAMMAAAAA MAMAAAAA MMMMMAMMMMAAAAAAAAA
>Integrated brap window
Strong winds imminent
Does anyone know what the source for this onlyfans whore actually is? She looks kinda like amilia onyx but the tattoos aren't the same
Download Firefox for android and use UBlock Origin, alternatively try Kuroba-Ex.
But I don't want to block the ad I want to know who the slut is
Well, then you could try and reverse search the image using the "search by image" extension.
Didn't really do much, even yandex was turning up blanks. Might still check it out, thanks either way.
all of you that didnt post thighs are massive fags and should immediatly off yourselves with maximum prejudice.
kino flick
kinoest of kinos.
bike? whats that?
cycling is great but not in urban hellholes
I have lust issues.
Why would you post this?
why, what’s the problem?
Asshole
she is so smug
I've seen this picture several times before, and it never fails to make me diamonds. I don't mean "oh, I find it hot", I mean I am getting a full-on goddamn fucking erection here. It's ridiculous. I mean, I've spent the last ~20 years of my life jerking off to anal fisting and women fucking themselves with comically large dildos, and this picture of a mostly fully dressed woman showing hints of nipples still sends my cock into overdrive mode. It's comforting, in a way.
HNNNNNNNNNNG
even if you follow road rules and ride safely, cagies will still be your likely cause of death
Even on a bike she can't keep her legs from spreading like a w2s0wajhore
those dirty, filthy w2s0wajhores
Yanks have been mindbroke to hate bicycles
Why do Americans hate bikes so much?
we get into lethal accidents because drivers hate sharing the road
Based! All bikers should be run over
🙁
My F350 is thirsty for biker blood 😀
you own a 12 year old impala on the verge of breaking down
>My F350 is thirsty for bik-ACK!
they ruin everything, dont they?
Yep, and that's when they're a minority, they're even worse when they're the majority, can't have shit in this city, they stole my potted plants.
I wish someone would have accelerated
They don't. Millions of Americans ride bikes, moron.
bikes are only efficient when the roads are maintained..
How come female cyclists have big culo while the males look like skinny beef jerky mummies
Because cycling doesn’t target the glutes. they exercise those separately at the gym
Would be cool. Would make for neat stories like:
>Bike breaks but MC only has limited time so either trust repair skills and fix the bike, or leave it and lose best mode of transportation
>More reasons to scavenge since you'd need more parts and oil to service bike
>Neat power scaling since would be faster than someone on foot but easily outrun by motorbikers or car drivers
>Would be especially nice for zombie movies since it would be believable the biker would still be in real danger (I hate it when they have someone driving a car through mob and still somehow die)
here you go pham
What's wrong with her thumbs
She sat on them once
this is the first time i've seen this fat ass bitch with a mote of dirt on her mountain bike.
Because riding a bicycle is the antithesis of the american dream. We don't want to exert ourselves to go somewhere only slightly faster than running (not that the average person can actually run any meaningful distance at all though), we want to sit on our asses and move faster than any living creature is capable. The motor vehicle is a power fantasy come to life, which is what post apocalyptic stories are all about, the main character(s) being given a clean slate where they get to rebuild the world around their strengths and ideologies. Riding a bicycle is not a power fantasy, it's peasantry locomotion and why would I want to see someone lop off a zombie's head on a shitty little bicycle at 20MPH while he rings a dinky little bell or something when the movie studio can very easily replace it with a badass motorcycle going 60MPH with the engine roaring? This is why the rest of the world is incapable of making competing with Hollywood, even is Hollywood blows fucking ass now, you're all too hung up on practicality even when making escapist fantasy entertainment. Put that fat assed, wide hipped breeding factory in your OP on a motorcycle and I'll watch whatever movie you want to make about her.
Lmao Euros to poor to afford a car, even a cheap one, has to mald at burgers.
>be euro
>buy a pickup truck
>use it to regularly push bikers of the road
Life is good
Yuropoors are pathetic since they would all be riding Vespas in a post apoc scenario.
Are they even allowed to own scooters?
>burgers have to come up with false scenarios to feel superior to europeans
sad
>yuropoor has to pretend to own a car when he rides public transportation with the muzzies and naggers
I own a car and there are less naggers and muslims in my country than in your city alone
your muttshithole has more naggers than europe has non-european migrants
>being this assblasted over being poor because your government takes 50% your paycheck and uses it to build import arabs and build solar farms in fucking Germany of all places
>Mfw your bike chain falls off while you're riding your bike to work
lflffyfyf
That's why they have motorcycles instead. Does away with the "cars stopped in the road thing".
Besides zombie apocalypse doesn't mean everyone drops dead during their commute, I suspect many people will simply die at home.
Bicyclists are fucking cunts who belong in hell
You know how they have reaction videos of zoomers trying to use a can opener a gen As not knowing what a newspaper is, I want to see Americans Try To Use Bicycles.
>I don't get it, where's the motor? Is it electric? How do you make it not fall down when there's only two wheels?
That's probably only Gen Z that does that, but they're pretty much worthless for anything.
bikers who ride through a cross walk at full speed and shout "MOVE" paid for my new car hahahaha, stupid cunts think they own the road
i would be all over that world on my mongoose bmx
enjoy getting eaten by the horde of zombies after you slow down or run out of breath while riding uphill
Read the Day By Day series from J LBourne. One of the books has the last few operators, comprised of a mishmash of different branches SOF that are still around, riding through zombie infested cities on bicycles
when did cameltoe become fasionable?
God damn Granny baking some serious cake.
I am gonna fucking KILL MYSELF I just want to sniff a sweaty female ass after workout why do every women get fucking grossed by that? It's not a bit deal all three women that I proposed completely GHOSTED me as if I were some sort of psycho
MEANWHILE degeneracy shit like footfag gets mainstream appeals and women even joke about get their feet smelled god I am gonna fucking DIE
Why do people even bike in america? Everything is obviously built for cars and I imagine all areas you can bike through without crashing into 1000 pedestrians (such as in a mall) are wastelands
They'd still end dying