Why does every uber-cool tactical secret agent wear black? Does it give them superpowers?

Why does every uber-cool tactical secret agent wear black? Does it give them superpowers? Seriously, wouldn't this be a disadvantage because of how easy it is for the police to describe you?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They are part of an evil and secret wing of an oppressive government.
    Why wouldn't they?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      But what's the advantage over normal jeans and a t-shirt?

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Seriously, wouldn't this be a disadvantage because of how easy it is for the police to describe you?
    No.
    Nearly everyone wears all black.
    Especially at night, every description is "He was wearing black!"

    It's the special stuff that makes you stand out, tattoo on the hand, white sneakers with red details, camo jacket with a fur hood etc

    t. copper

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Every Black person in the universe wears a white tee if they're even remotely smart

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Can’t describe what you can’t see

    t. Nightman

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      what happens if it's not night? do these guys really wear it in the day time during the hot summer?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You wear white during the daytime, numbskull.
        Basic Nightman 101 right there.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Nightman
      Do you fight Dayman?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

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        You're the master of karate and friendship, for everyone!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Technically, for night ops, a blend of dark blues and grey work best. Black, pure black actually stands out and your eye is drawn to it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        black is better at concealing stains (as long as they are dark too)

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Why do you think I wear brown pants?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            i dont

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              You don't wear brown pants or pants at all?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                i wear a tactical kilt as god intended

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Tactical testicle cooling

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Uniform black figures do stand out in dark environments.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Don't be uniform then, be casual.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The most important thing is looking good.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      actually, yeah. to a degree at least. dressing in normal clothes will get far, but dressing in darker or black clothing will help you look more professional when going places, even if it's still jeans and a t shirt. if you try to walk into a esteemed restaurant/hotel or bank building looking like a trail hippe or a tacticool larper, you'll probably leave a good imprint in people's heads and you may get eyeballed more by security. but if you walk in wearing black jeans or even just dark blue jeans, black or grey tee, black or grey jacket, and a pair of black trail runners. you'll probably draw less attention and you can go universally anywhere while still looking like the perfect medium, not too fancy to get looks from people on the street and not too shabby to get hassled by the security and cops. also, confidence is always key. you have to kind of act like a king where ever you go, like you belong there and have no doubt about it. act respectful and quiet, say little and make conversations quick.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Tactical Turtlenecks?

    I mean, do you want to be a redneck?

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    "I never run around in the bushes in a ski mask when I'm breaking in some place. Somebody catches you, what are you gonna say? You wanna look like a legitimate visitor until the very last minute. If you can't look legit, confused works almost as well. Maybe you get a soda from the fridge or a yogurt. If you're caught, you just act confused and apologize like crazy for taking the yogurt, nothing could be more innocent."

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    all I wear is black yeah and my mood is matching myswag

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I can’t believe nobody has pointed out the obvious. Wearing black is not very grey man.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's black man, yes.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >used to date a girl who worked in fashion
    >went to a couple events with her
    >expected all of the models and designers to be wearing gaudy, expensive, avant-garde shit
    >turns out it’s just a bunch of dudes wearing black t-shirts

    BLACK T-SHIRT GANG WE OUT HERE

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The quickest and easiest way to effay, if you are somewhat thin is black skinny jeans, black shirt, black jacket, black sneakers.
      Always works.

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