Why does every uber-cool tactical secret agent wear black? Does it give them superpowers? Seriously, wouldn't this be a disadvantage because of how easy it is for the police to describe you?
Why does every uber-cool tactical secret agent wear black? Does it give them superpowers?
They are part of an evil and secret wing of an oppressive government.
Why wouldn't they?
But what's the advantage over normal jeans and a t-shirt?
>Seriously, wouldn't this be a disadvantage because of how easy it is for the police to describe you?
No.
Nearly everyone wears all black.
Especially at night, every description is "He was wearing black!"
It's the special stuff that makes you stand out, tattoo on the hand, white sneakers with red details, camo jacket with a fur hood etc
t. copper
Every moron in the universe wears a white tee if they're even remotely smart
Can’t describe what you can’t see
t. Nightman
what happens if it's not night? do these guys really wear it in the day time during the hot summer?
You wear white during the daytime, numbskull.
Basic Nightman 101 right there.
>Nightman
Do you fight Dayman?
Ahh-AHHH-ahh!
You're the master of karate and friendship, for everyone!
Technically, for night ops, a blend of dark blues and grey work best. Black, pure black actually stands out and your eye is drawn to it.
black is better at concealing stains (as long as they are dark too)
Why do you think I wear brown pants?
i dont
You don't wear brown pants or pants at all?
i wear a tactical kilt as god intended
Tactical testicle cooling
Uniform black figures do stand out in dark environments.
Don't be uniform then, be casual.
The most important thing is looking good.
actually, yeah. to a degree at least. dressing in normal clothes will get far, but dressing in darker or black clothing will help you look more professional when going places, even if it's still jeans and a t shirt. if you try to walk into a esteemed restaurant/hotel or bank building looking like a trail hippe or a tacticool larper, you'll probably leave a good imprint in people's heads and you may get eyeballed more by security. but if you walk in wearing black jeans or even just dark blue jeans, black or grey tee, black or grey jacket, and a pair of black trail runners. you'll probably draw less attention and you can go universally anywhere while still looking like the perfect medium, not too fancy to get looks from people on the street and not too shabby to get hassled by the security and cops. also, confidence is always key. you have to kind of act like a king where ever you go, like you belong there and have no doubt about it. act respectful and quiet, say little and make conversations quick.
Tactical Turtlenecks?
I mean, do you want to be a redneck?
"I never run around in the bushes in a ski mask when I'm breaking in some place. Somebody catches you, what are you gonna say? You wanna look like a legitimate visitor until the very last minute. If you can't look legit, confused works almost as well. Maybe you get a soda from the fridge or a yogurt. If you're caught, you just act confused and apologize like crazy for taking the yogurt, nothing could be more innocent."
all I wear is black yeah and my mood is matching myswag
I can’t believe nobody has pointed out the obvious. Wearing black is not very grey man.
It's black man, yes.
>used to date a girl who worked in fashion
>went to a couple events with her
>expected all of the models and designers to be wearing gaudy, expensive, avant-garde shit
>turns out it’s just a bunch of dudes wearing black t-shirts
BLACK T-SHIRT GANG WE OUT HERE
The quickest and easiest way to effay, if you are somewhat thin is black skinny jeans, black shirt, black jacket, black sneakers.
Always works.