Why do the Chinese have to look so damn cool?

Why do the Chinese have to look so damn cool?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They look like the low tier early game villains from a 2003 shooter

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That's what makes them cook

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Cook what? Sweet and sour chicken? White rice?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It cooks America meat

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          bats and dogs

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Pengoline

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Gutter oil

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Brutal.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Where are they looking cool?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Chinese IFVs and Tanks are much more futuristic looking and cool than gay American shit made in the 80s.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Anything that has a red star on it is INCREDIBLY homosexual.
        Oven now.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/bhTiSiS.jpg

        Why do the Chinese have to look so damn cool?

        Looks plastic and gay

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That tank, Type 99 is basically a T-72 with more ERA. So yeah, your future tank dates from the 1970s.

        You fricking child.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >That tank, Type 99 is basically a T-72 with more ERA
          No, it isn't.
          It's a NATOfied T-72. It has amazing mobility compared to the T-72 and even has the NATO hump on the back.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Somebody post the webm of the Type 99's drive wheels falling out

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              And here we have.
              One of the homosexual tourists
              Look at him and laugh

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Low polygon poorgay army.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like shit

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >T-72 with a Leo 2 bodykit

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Literally looks like it made of lego

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Why don't the Lego soldiers have slanted eyes?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >cost: USD $105
          literally why. it's chinesium legos

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/qKTBx4e.jpg

        I love light tanks

        I have a theory that their digital camo is part of a scheme to create IFF in the manner of a QR code linked to a automated targeting system.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This poster is in a dusty basement in Beijing full of ancient computer towers and monitors, seething like mad and sweating as a social credit officer paces a catwalk above him with a disapproving glare.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        it's made out of styrofoam

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >We make Ablams!

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          burn alive

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            after the whole russian terminator meme, I can't see twin guns turret as cool anymore unless it's a SPAA

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            GDI did it better.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Implessive

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Remember those back-flipping hatchet attack Spetznaz demonstrations? Same thing.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    PS2 graphics looking ass

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They lack institutional warfighting knowledge, so all they can do is to try and look tough

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      So does America.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        USA has been at war in one way or another for more than 90% of it's history

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          USA hasn't been involved in a full-scale conventional war since 1953 (war they lost, against China funny enough). Don't even bother bringing up iraq or vietnam, can't compare those two shitholes to an actual fighting force

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Don't even bother bringing up iraq or vietnam, can't compare those two shitholes to an actual fighting force
            lmao cope.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >war they lost, against China funny enough
            But South Korea exists still anon.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Korea
            >Lost
            Lmao when? Hapanda, are you going to post the one battle the Chinese won when they swarmed over the border and not the millions that then got murdered? Know your place, slave race.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              https://i.imgur.com/HlAvJfN.jpg

              In what world?

              They lack institutional warfighting knowledge, so all they can do is to try and look tough

              >MacArthur reportedly told Truman that he was confident of early success in the North Korean offensive, and that he no longer feared Chinese intervention.
              >Just 10 days later, the Chinese army, which had been secretly massing at the border, made its first attack on the allies. In the days that followed, the allies' headquarters received intelligence that Chinese forces were hidden in the North Korean mountains, but this was disregarded.
              >The Chinese troops withdrew, and the allies interpreted these initial skirmishes as simply defensive. Undeterred, General MacArthur ordered a bold offensive on 24 November to push right up to the Yalu River, which marked the border between North Korea and north-east China.
              >He optimistically hoped this would finish the war and allow the troops "home by Christmas". But it was instead to mark yet another turning point in the conflict. The next day, about 180,000 Chinese "volunteers" attacked.
              >A shocked MacArthur told Washington: "We face an entirely new war."
              >He ordered a long and humiliating retreat - performed in sub-zero temperatures - which took the troops below the 38th parallel by the end of December.
              >As Chinese troops unleashed a renewed offensive, the allies were forced to withdraw south of Seoul in January 1951. Here, in the relatively open terrain of South Korea, the UN troops were better able to defend themselves.
              >After a few more months of fighting, the front eventually stabilised in the area of the 38th parallel.
              Imagine unironically calling a military operation "Home by Christmas Offensive":
              https://www.bbc.com/news/10162993

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                So yes. You lost.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                North Korea still exists, they still threaten to nuke America every year, American still hasn't done anything about it, South Korea wasn't saved from communism, America lost. Anything else is boomer cope. T. American.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                t. Johnny McJamison from Idaho province.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Isn't that where Mao's only son died and with the war ending with the border practically in the same spot?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                https://desuarchive.org/k/search/text/macarthur%20reportedly/
                Go frick yourself, you may as well as be a bot.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            funny that China also lost to one of those shitholes, huh?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The last 30 some years have been COIN, which is actively harmful to methods in actual warfare against a near peer rival. Though if any country on the planet has the capacity and capability to swiftly change their whole military doctrine it's the US.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        In what world?

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I wish they made this but the 6th gen has already been shown to look like a pancake in the shape of an arrow

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Pancake

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      cool, which japanese anime did they plagiarise that design from?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Foldable wings? Possibly for high G AI controlled high speed maneuvers?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Foldable wings because it's a fricking naval plane

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Makes sense now. Compact form factor = more carrier aircrafts. From the looks of it, it could carry 2x the number of aircrafts as a conventional aircraft due to its wingspan. That would give them an advantage.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why do the wumaos even need to visit this board?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      We love weapons.
      Why do you come to k? To complain about weapons being posted?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >futuristic!
        >QLZ-87
        >designed 1980's
        >derivative design from Type 77 HMG
        >designed 1977

        WOAH

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I'm pretty sure that is the QLU-11, which is from 2011. The QLU-11 is a really fricking dumb weapon, and even if its airburst functionality works exactly as advertised it'd still be worthless garbage. It's a high velocity grenade launcher that is supposed to be a light weight high velocity weapon for snipers, but it weighs more unloaded than the fricking QLZ-87, and also weighs more unloaded than an rpg-7 and 2 rockets.

          https://i.imgur.com/5gH3f1L.jpg

          We love weapons.
          Why do you come to k? To complain about weapons being posted?

          You clearly don't love weapons, because you are posting an abortion.

          https://i.imgur.com/bhTiSiS.jpg

          Why do the Chinese have to look so damn cool?

          Isn't that the hydroplane IFV they made? I'd love to see how that performs under combat conditions, I bet they've got like a 50% chance of sinking like a rock and drowning the whole crew.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/5gH3f1L.jpg

          We love weapons.
          Why do you come to k? To complain about weapons being posted?

          Perfect gun for dealing with defenders hiding inside buildings in Urban warfare when you want to keep the buildings intact for after the war

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Does America have an equivalent to this? Should they have one?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Why not just blow it up with a missile or precision arty?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            someone post the webm where the guy shooting one of these is repeatedly smacked in the eye by the scope

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The QLZ-87 and QLU-11 are different guns, the former is more for a machine gun role for suppressive fore since It can fire fully automatically whilst the latter is more for a DMR role since It's equipped with a scope with integrated laser range finder for launching grenades inside windows:

          [...]
          Perfect gun for dealing with defenders hiding inside buildings in Urban warfare when you want to keep the buildings intact for after the war

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            Perfect gun for dealing with defenders hiding inside buildings in Urban warfare when you want to keep the buildings intact for after the war

            I said before in another Chinese military thread that a high precision explosive weapon that’s semi automatic could be good for sniping out bunkers, windows, or enemies on a mountainside for a rather cheap round

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like a Fallout gun

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because all the chinese females on campus are already going out with white guys and the evenings are lonely.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I love light tanks

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Z-10ME

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't the external belt kind of a bad idea?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No anon its external so the pilot can unjam it with a long hook

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Why do the Chinese have to look so damn cool?
    They try too hard to look futuristic and just end up looking like 10 polygons RTS vehicle models

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >RTS vehicle models
      Maybe that's what it is

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Vely implessive

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I wasn’t to old to join the marines. I was a pog in the Army years ago. But I was born at the wrong time to storm the beaches of China, wade chest high in a sea of broken down defeated chink manlets, and impregnate as many petite Asian women as Genghis Khan. This is seriously depressing.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Looking cool is the entire point. They're a paper tiger trying to sell shit to third-worlders.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    are those frickin googly eyes?

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Obligatory

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >after many years we are finally from slavboo spam
    >now it's chink spam

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >get rotated chang

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Those are all propaganda films. Of course you dress up, paint your props, and try to put on a good show. China literally does not put on videos of actual training; likely they don’t actually do training or it’s very underwhelming and would look embarrassing.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They accidentally showed a video with real training and everyone laughed at the rounds keyholing. To be fair, they were probably plastic projectiles. Still not a good look.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It looks like a marginally-less-moronic Hiss tank.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      frick you the hiss was cool

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Well, yeah, but that doesn't make it not moronic.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Do they really need all this gear just to shoot escaping Tibetans and Uyghurs?

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is it just me or does the front of that vehicle look like it's made out of cardboard?

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A) they look homosexual

    b) They're playing dress up for propaganda imagery, to impress dummies

    c) frick off, pinko fanboy

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yeesh, the dynamic range on that camera is on par with the first 5MP camera phone. Probably exactly what it is too.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >chinese make tacticool traning video
    >they look like little airsoft kids sliding around the floor

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >no bangers
      >smokes room after it's cleared
      Is this SOP? This seems incredibly confusing.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The smoke is for theatrical effect

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's to harden the soldiers

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        i could maybe argue that the smoke is supposed to represent some sort of incendiary? But i would be questioning why you wouldn't just lead with that and what the frick requires you to burn it down afterwards

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >military position
      >can just boot the door in
      I feel like the temp buildings they'd set up wouldn't be as easy to breach

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >No grenade before entry and no proper checking of corners.
      Hmmmmm

  24. 1 year ago
    RC-135 Rivet Joint

    I can't take the military of a nation that doesn't fight wars seriously.

    not blooded every decade? pffft basically a show army for interal political use.

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the Chinese military looks like a future sci-fi army
    the us military is basically just a roving pack of trannies and darkies nowadays...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You think the God Emperor of the Chinese Empire can protect his people from the American orks?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        By the holy light of the CCP, yes

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bro are you baiting or Chinese?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That's the point

    They're only meant to look cool

    Chinks are studying all of Russia's failures in Ukraine and hoping they won't make the same mistakes they did

    I wager they would lose to a SEA military pretty easily if the latter got US and Western support

    Imagine America, Japan, Korea, Australia and NATO sending military equipment to Vietnam, Philippines, Indonesia or Malaysia

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If Vietnam received all sorts of Western support against China it would literally be Russia-Ukraine but with Asians

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Man that sounds way more kino then a Taiwan invasion

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Why do the Chinese have to look so damn cool?
    Because that's all they have

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody looks cool getting bonked by a Pajeet with a stick, anon.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Thank you sirs

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Because they build these things for propaganda so form matter more than function.

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It looks goofy as shit.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The goofiest period of the PLA was late 90s / 2000s.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Those Chinese Power Rangers are very cute and frickable

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        unironically looks like what a C&C zero hour FMV cutscene would have been

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          mental omega > ra2 > shit > generals

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Their gear looks cheap and low quality

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like a Minecraft car. Do they fortnight dance

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      kek, it does look like those old school, low quality modded Minecraft vehicle models

  33. 1 year ago
    RC-135 Rivet Joint

    The Chinese took a T-72, added a welded turret with NERA constraint cells and ERA.

    Its not a game changer, still uses soviet style autoloader and fires localized versions of Russian munitions.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Are you suggesting the Chinese will run into the issue where one tank can move and the other one can shoot?

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That shit looks like a Lego toy.

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They don't have anything else going for them.

  37. 1 year ago
    RC-135 Rivet Joint

    "During the meetings, all parties sought to make an agreement that would suspend open hostilities, arrange the release and repatriation of prisoners of war and establish a separation of forces."

    "The Armistice Agreement created a Military Demarcation Line (MDL) at the last line of contact between the opposing forces. To separate combat forces, both sides withdrew two kilometers from the MDL to form a four kilometer wide Demilitarized Zone (DMZ), which runs 241 kilometers across the width of the Korean peninsula. Both sides were permitted access to their two-kilometer portion of the DMZ, but were prohibited from crossing the MDL without approval from the other side."

    -UN

    Daily reminder that nobody(except maybe South Korea) won the Korean War.

    Ignore the Home By Christmas poster he is a troll literally living in the past.

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is that the vehicle that sunk in that one river video?

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why do Chinese armored vehicles look like the plywood set pieces they build for paintball fields?

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They don't look cool, chink, they look like the army man toys at the Walmart
    All their shit is 70's Soviet surplus in a cheap plastic shell

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >All their shit is 70's Soviet surplus in a cheap plastic shell
      I hear this a lot, but where is the evidence for it?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >PLOOFS

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Unsubstantiated claims just must be true because... Because I said so!
          I know this can be accurately applied to Russia, but until China is involved in a fullscale war they have to be regarded as a different beast and given the benefit of the doubt.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            This is what a lot of people don't understand about our sims and projections of future military performance against potential military adversaries. People rave about how "THE US MILITARY DID A SIM THAT SAID CHINA WOULD BEAT US!!" without looking at it critically and realizing those types of projections are done giving the enemy that benefit of the doubt and assuming everything they say about their capabilities is not only true but maybe even 10-30% better than expected. Which is what you should do, it's important to plan for the worst. But you have to keep in mind a lot of the specs the Chinese military has released for their weapons and equipment is wholly unverified anyone outside of China, their military personnel have literally zero fighting experience, and it is unlikely they'll be able to field equipment in the numbers adequate to stand against US equipment.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              That's American mil sims
              Chinese ones are heavily scripted, they had some international one once where some shit tier country like Sweden fricking smoked China because they did something different and the heathen Chinee don't know how to improvise

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        in this bread chang. You think /k/ of all places dont notice the T-72 hiding behind your lego skin dlc

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Walmart
      More like Dollar Tree

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly China is cool and their capabilities vis-a-vis the US should be discussed. Unfortunately chink spammers are fricking obnoxious and have largely poisoned the well.

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I hate Celestials so much it's unreal

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Due to Ukraine the Chinese have accelerated their need to entirely copy US military logistics.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://amp.scmp.com/news/china/military/article/3177222/chinese-media-unveils-details-us-inspired-military-logistics

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I just once wish the actual facts re: china would be discussed instead of china stronk/paper tiger.

    China isn't russia. china has more manpower than russia. china has more money than russia. china is the most important trading partner with 2/3 of US allies.

    China could literally perform like russia is doing in ukraine for 10 years in a row and they'd probably not even notice it in terms of money and manpower spent.
    >we ran out of recruits? Well go drive around the province and bring me a million men and women.
    >we ran out of ammo and tanks? Well here's enough tooling, raw materials and slave labor to build a million new ones.

    And while their tech might not be cutting edge, the major issue that we see with russia is a complete lack of electronic warfare, optics and guided missile stockpiles. China could at least mass produce those items, even though at a worse quality.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Muh manpower
      >China can totally do a war of attrition
      You really just don't know, do you?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >the major issue that we see with russia is a complete lack of electronic warfare, optics and guided missile stockpiles
      uhhhh what alternate dimension are you posting from where logistics, bloated top-down CO structure and communications aren't the single greatest issues facing the Russian military in Ukraine?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      kys

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why'd they never copy it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's a shit design only morons adopted

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        moron

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's a shit design only morons adopted

      they are still flying tu-16s as main bombers while pretending their 4th gen stealth look a likes are equivalent to F-22s. The hind is unironically too advanced for them

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        what's the context of the clip?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          During the Zapad 2017 exercise a KA-52 accidentally fired rockets at observers. The Russian government says nobody was killed or injured, unofficial sources say three people were injured but there weren't any deaths. It may have been caused by some sort of automatic system having an error, or pilot incompetence.
          Here is the wienerpit view.

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Because its finally break from the Soviet aesthetic which as been the bad guy aesthetic for the past few decades

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      nazis have been the main bad guy aesthetic for almost a century

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They're about 20 years behind technologically and modern military tech is bland and ugly in comparison to old stuff.

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    chinese stuff looks cool

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