Why didn't you join the VDV?

Why didnt you join the worlds preimer airborne forces the VDV?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like the water.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not a very good swimmer

      Easier to get gay sex in bathhouses and less risk of drowning.

      i dont want to get fricked in the ass then tossed in the drink

      i really wish this meme would die. there is no evidence of any VDV amphib operations.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That is true, all the operations thus far have been entirely under the water.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        sneed

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    too dangerous, I'd rather be a troony seal and sell fanfiction books about how I killed a hundred people to guillible morons

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I’d rather join a National Guard unit from Illinois they’d take any VDV unit easily

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't have a deathwish.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This ain’t funny anon. These men are dead.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That's not funny, that's hilarious. Weapons needed testing and their airdrop beach assault was a "learning experience".

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Easier to get gay sex in bathhouses and less risk of drowning.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not a very good swimmer

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i'm not gay

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >join worlds preimer airborne forces
    thanks but no thanks, I am already part of the best drop commando unit in the whole galaxy

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    These guys are dead tho.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    There's hardly any left to even join.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i dont want to get fricked in the ass then tossed in the drink

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not a subhuman piece of shit.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Because I can't swim.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Why didnt you join the worlds preimer airborne forces the VDV?
    They sleep with the fish. They are gay fish

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >>Why didnt you join the worlds preimer airborne forces the VDV?
      >They sleep with the fish. They are gay fish

      https://i.imgur.com/vyvbZn2.jpg

      Why didnt you join the worlds preimer airborne forces the VDV?

      >Why didn't you join the VDV?

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Very
    Dead
    Vatniks

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >depleted

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather be a mall cop, they'd obliterate any VDV unit.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cause I don't jack off to men,.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Are they really just showibmng off shit with no practical use in combat?

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No thanks. I am not a homo

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