Who's bright idea was it to have the fucking Air Force run Stargate command when operations would predominantly take place on land?

Who's bright idea was it to have the fricking Air Force run Stargate command when operations would predominantly take place on land? Give it to the Marines.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is the Marines equivalent of Cheyenne Mountain?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Marines equivalent of Cheyenne Mountain?
      KinderKare PreSchool in Pt. Loma
      > for west coast marines
      They had to lock up the crayons.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      a foxhole in twentynine palms

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mariana Trench lab.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Iirc it’s because the gate is stationed at Cheyenne Mountain and is under the command of NORAD because it deals with aliens with space travel.

    Makes sense nowadays as well because the space force works in conjunction with norad

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Norad was run by an Admiral when I there.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why the Marines? Doesn't AF work more closely with Army than with the Marines?

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >send it the marines
    >they killed them all and fricked the corpses

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based, as it should be with xenos

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        they're all human you moron, watch the show

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why do 40kgays go out of their way to show everyone they're moronic?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Marines come back
      >start talking about "skulls for the skull throne" and "blood for the blood god"
      I-is this normal? They're also wearing weird brass totems, on the plus side everyone pissed clean and there's been no sexual assault or STD's in a while.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >everyone pissed clean and there's been no sexual assault or STD
        UNpossible!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, too inaccurate.
      Marines would show up, realize there was a logistics frick up and they didn't bring enough ammunition, only have one type of (expired) MRE and the water in their tank is non-potable. They would also manage to break the stargate.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >on land
    >Marines
    Yeah, how about no.
    Keep to your island-hopping jarhead.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >send Army
      >they frick up so badly they need the Marines
      Why is the Army so fricking useless?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't remember marines storming the beaches at Normandy you fricking chud.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Besides training them? And developing the equipment and doctrine to do it? Without the Marines Normandy would have turned into Gallipoli 2: Electric Boogaloo.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is a planet but a big island in space

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sending Marines for intergalactic diplomatic missions

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Xenos are out to get us and need to die

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >diplomacy with filthy xenos

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >airforce
    branch for aerospace operations
    >marine corps
    branch for amphibious operations

    which one seems more tailored to intergalactic operations? which one has the funding to take up this task?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >aerospace
      >ground ops
      You fricking moron.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >space

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >thread is about stargates on planets
          Here's that famous Air Force "intelligence". Tell me dipshit, how many wars has the Air Force won? Zero. How many bad decisions has the Air Force made that cost Americans their lives? Fricktons.
          >AR15
          >LeMay bomber doctrine
          >BVR missile doctrine

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did they get away with using chemical weapons on the Goa’uld once and never again?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The geneva conventional only applies to humans or do you think its a war crime everytime i gas the wasps on my roof or deworm my dog.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Different SG teams had different roles and were pulled from diff branches. SG3 was a marine team and were known to be more combat oriented and gung ho

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I can take a guess, it's probably because the AF is the one branch that almost exclusively send its officers into combat instead of the rank and file, and officers will probably use a little more tact than a rank and file soldier.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      A little more tact when it comes to negotiationg I meant.

      https://i.imgur.com/7mWKQSY.jpg

      >diplomacy with filthy xenos

      One of the main members of the team is a xeno.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Jaffa are humans from earth that were kidnapped and genetically altered by the Goa'uld, they're basically just Abhumans from 40k. A little wierd but human where it counts.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        tealc gets his goauld removed, the fact he still lives to serve means he's been cleared by the inquisition as a weapon against his former masters

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        jaffa calling

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hallo und Servus, Goa'uld Loide. Hier ist wieder euer SystemLord.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    SG-1 was the diplomatic and exploration team, with a special ops veteran who happens to be Air Force, a physicist who also happens to be Air Force with some combat experience, a civilian anthropologist, and a literal freaking alien.

    SG-2 was the brute force team, and was in fact comprised of Marines. There's several episodes in the earlier seasons where SG-2 is sent into back up SG-1 after they get into some shit.

    Did you even watch the show?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kawalsky - Air Force
      Warren - Air Force
      Casey - Air Force
      Ferretti - Air Force
      Penhall - Marines
      Coburn - Air Force
      Griff - Unknown
      Pierce - Air Force
      Sands - Unknown
      Bell - Unknown

      Presented without comment.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      in the baal altered timeline it was the navy

      SG-3 was the crayon unit
      get your shit straight
      based Makepeace stealing from aliens and calling Teal'c only "the jaffa"

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because the revamped Gate experiments were an Air Force research project in an Air Force facility. It ends up more of a joint operation anyway; as while the AF has operational command there are only like two AF SG teams. The rest are primarily Army SF and Marine Raiders.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did they get stargate in the mountain, it's bigger than the front door?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      lowered it down through a missile silo the size of your mother's gaping butthole

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really wish there was still Stargate going on, Military Science Fiction with a good dose of humor. Show is so comfy to watch.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    this show is cuck shit

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      explain

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The original backstory for SG1 was lost because it was just the SG1 does everything show for the most part but the teams were originally conceived with different mission statements.
    Crayon eaters included.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So Ukrainian combat footage is moved to /misc/ but this shit can be here?
    Move this crap to PrepHole jannies

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      as gay as this show might be, homosexual ass Ukraine threads never belonged on /k/. they are CLEARLY just paid shill threads pretending to be /k/ related, so you can just frick yourself with a 10 foot dildo mister.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Another vatnik absolutely ass devastated that Russia is getting rekt and pretending to be be neutral. Sad!

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          thanks for illustrating my point about the paid shills

          ukies and vatBlack folk can both die in a fire, i couldn't give a frick about your fake war.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            awwwww you’re so fanny-flustered its adorable

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          name a single tripgay from before 2015 you tourist frick. gtfo

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mainly because the Stargate was stored in the Cheyenne Mountain Complex, which is an Air Force Base, so the AF just sort of took over.

    Though IIRC, there are SG teams that are made up solely of Marines in case shit actually needs to be stomped.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The goal isn't to conquer new territories anyway, but to make connections with aliens and use your brain.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >but to make connections with aliens and use your brain.

      frick that I'd slip nukes through the gate to wipe out all the non-humans, if I can't have their planet then no one can

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >nuke a couple Goaul'd planets
        >Goaul'd get pissed enough to ignore the Asgard treaty
        >Send a couple Hattak ships to bomb earth back to the stone age from orbit
        Congrats Black person. And before you say "I nuke the ships", Goaul'd shields stop nukes, they tried.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Goaul'd get pissed enough to ignore the Asgard treaty
          how long would it take for them to figure out whos behind it if you launched attacks through gates on uninhabited planets with naquadah enhanced bombs hitting industrialized planets of a single goa'uld lord at once?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I guess if you never step out the gate and only ever send bombs they won't learn the Taur'i are back in the game, but then how do you get intel on their planets ?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >but then how do you get intel on their planets ?
              the addresses are stored somewhere where they can be accessed with relative ease to allow working logistics between goa'uld controlled worlds, might require dangerous infiltration, or capture of goa'uld operatives and equipment, also maybe the tok'ra can help

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Goaul'd get pissed enough to ignore the Asgard treaty
          how long would it take for them to figure out whos behind it if you launched attacks through gates on uninhabited planets with naquadah enhanced bombs hitting industrialized planets of a single goa'uld lord at once?

          I guess if you never step out the gate and only ever send bombs they won't learn the Taur'i are back in the game, but then how do you get intel on their planets ?

          >but then how do you get intel on their planets ?
          the addresses are stored somewhere where they can be accessed with relative ease to allow working logistics between goa'uld controlled worlds, might require dangerous infiltration, or capture of goa'uld operatives and equipment, also maybe the tok'ra can help

          I would literally infiltrate their shields using a captured Ghouldood ship and then upload a virus to their ship's mainframe and crash their whole network and then use a basic python script to alter the guidance of their homosexual lil missiles so they blow up their gizzlord world instead.

          frickin pwn'd

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            the goa'uld have been shown to put anti-tampering devices into their tech and are inherently paranoid

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'd send in prison battalions and a PMC, backing them would be minority blocking detachments.

            Anything goes wrong I have perfect deniability, I'll just lie about everything and no one will believe anything. It's a win-win.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They wanted the Stargate program to be staffed by non-morons. Which ruled out basically every other branch.

    • 11 months ago
      Sage

      So a 2 point difference in IQ makes up for having zero combat experience?

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    should've given it to the coast guard

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The navy operates the program in an alternate reality, so there probably is a dimension out there where it's the coast guard. Quantum mirror episodes were fun man

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    how does P-90 dakka kill fully armored Jaffa? Is the 5.7 really that good

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's shown that 9mm out of an MP5 can down a Jaffa, best bet is that their armor is shrapnel rated more than anything

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    so did the show forget about the Army base a few miles away from Cheyenne?

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Marines
    Marines are navy canon fodder
    Their only purpose is to die for Israel
    Send in the rangers

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who is closes to the AIM from JA2?
    Send them in

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chair Force sponsored the show.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the show
      the 1994 movie had air force in it too
      >The stones are now part of a U.S. Air Force classified project overseen by Special Operations Colonel Jack O'Neil.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Almost like that was sponsored by the Chair Force too.
        It was done in exchange for letting them film in front of Cheyenne.

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Operations primarily take place out of earth so it belongs to the airforce. They also were the ones handling the r&d on the gate, and the ones operating Cheyenne mountain. Oorahsembafies are too dumb to dial in the gate anyhow.

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally spaceforce, stay mad crayoneater

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Intergalactic war crimes won't make the Asgard happy.

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