Who's bright idea was it to have the fucking Air Force run Stargate command when operations would predominantly take place on land? Give it to the Marines.
Who's bright idea was it to have the fucking Air Force run Stargate command when operations would predominantly take place on land?
What is the Marines equivalent of Cheyenne Mountain?
>Marines equivalent of Cheyenne Mountain?
KinderKare PreSchool in Pt. Loma
> for west coast marines
They had to lock up the crayons.
a foxhole in twentynine palms
Mariana Trench lab.
Iirc it’s because the gate is stationed at Cheyenne Mountain and is under the command of NORAD because it deals with aliens with space travel.
Makes sense nowadays as well because the space force works in conjunction with norad
Norad was run by an Admiral when I there.
Why the Marines? Doesn't AF work more closely with Army than with the Marines?
>send it the marines
>they killed them all and fucked the corpses
Based, as it should be with xenos
they're all human you retard, watch the show
Why do 40kfags go out of their way to show everyone they're retarded?
>Marines come back
>start talking about "skulls for the skull throne" and "blood for the blood god"
I-is this normal? They're also wearing weird brass totems, on the plus side everyone pissed clean and there's been no sexual assault or STD's in a while.
>everyone pissed clean and there's been no sexual assault or STD
UNpossible!
Nah, too inaccurate.
Marines would show up, realize there was a logistics fuck up and they didn't bring enough ammunition, only have one type of (expired) MRE and the water in their tank is non-potable. They would also manage to break the stargate.
>on land
>Marines
Yeah, how about no.
Keep to your island-hopping jarhead.
>send Army
>they fuck up so badly they need the Marines
Why is the Army so fucking useless?
I don't remember marines storming the beaches at Normandy you fucking chud.
Besides training them? And developing the equipment and doctrine to do it? Without the Marines Normandy would have turned into Gallipoli 2: Electric Boogaloo.
What is a planet but a big island in space
>sending Marines for intergalactic diplomatic missions
Xenos are out to get us and need to die
>diplomacy with filthy xenos
>airforce
branch for aerospace operations
>marine corps
branch for amphibious operations
which one seems more tailored to intergalactic operations? which one has the funding to take up this task?
>aerospace
>ground ops
You fucking retard.
>space
>thread is about stargates on planets
Here's that famous Air Force "intelligence". Tell me dipshit, how many wars has the Air Force won? Zero. How many bad decisions has the Air Force made that cost Americans their lives? Fucktons.
>AR15
>LeMay bomber doctrine
>BVR missile doctrine
How did they get away with using chemical weapons on the Goa’uld once and never again?
The geneva conventional only applies to humans or do you think its a war crime everytime i gas the wasps on my roof or deworm my dog.
Different SG teams had different roles and were pulled from diff branches. SG3 was a marine team and were known to be more combat oriented and gung ho
If I can take a guess, it's probably because the AF is the one branch that almost exclusively send its officers into combat instead of the rank and file, and officers will probably use a little more tact than a rank and file soldier.
A little more tact when it comes to negotiationg I meant.
One of the main members of the team is a xeno.
The Jaffa are humans from earth that were kidnapped and genetically altered by the Goa'uld, they're basically just Abhumans from 40k. A little wierd but human where it counts.
tealc gets his goauld removed, the fact he still lives to serve means he's been cleared by the inquisition as a weapon against his former masters
jaffa calling
Hallo und Servus, Goa'uld Loide. Hier ist wieder euer SystemLord.
SG-1 was the diplomatic and exploration team, with a special ops veteran who happens to be Air Force, a physicist who also happens to be Air Force with some combat experience, a civilian anthropologist, and a literal freaking alien.
SG-2 was the brute force team, and was in fact comprised of Marines. There's several episodes in the earlier seasons where SG-2 is sent into back up SG-1 after they get into some shit.
Did you even watch the show?
Kawalsky - Air Force
Warren - Air Force
Casey - Air Force
Ferretti - Air Force
Penhall - Marines
Coburn - Air Force
Griff - Unknown
Pierce - Air Force
Sands - Unknown
Bell - Unknown
Presented without comment.
in the baal altered timeline it was the navy
SG-3 was the crayon unit
get your shit straight
based Makepeace stealing from aliens and calling Teal'c only "the jaffa"
Because the revamped Gate experiments were an Air Force research project in an Air Force facility. It ends up more of a joint operation anyway; as while the AF has operational command there are only like two AF SG teams. The rest are primarily Army SF and Marine Raiders.
How did they get stargate in the mountain, it's bigger than the front door?
lowered it down through a missile silo the size of your mother's gaping asshole
I really wish there was still Stargate going on, Military Science Fiction with a good dose of humor. Show is so comfy to watch.
this show is cuck shit
explain
The original backstory for SG1 was lost because it was just the SG1 does everything show for the most part but the teams were originally conceived with different mission statements.
Crayon eaters included.
So Ukrainian combat footage is moved to 4chan but this shit can be here?
Move this crap to PrepHole jannies
as gay as this show might be, gay ass Ukraine threads never belonged on PrepHole. they are CLEARLY just paid shill threads pretending to be PrepHole related, so you can just fuck yourself with a 10 foot dildo mister.
Another vatnik absolutely ass devastated that Russia is getting rekt and pretending to be be neutral. Sad!
thanks for illustrating my point about the paid shills
ukies and vatmorons can both die in a fire, i couldn't give a fuck about your fake war.
awwwww you’re so fanny-flustered its adorable
name a single tripfag from before 2015 you tourist fuck. gtfo
Mainly because the Stargate was stored in the Cheyenne Mountain Complex, which is an Air Force Base, so the AF just sort of took over.
Though IIRC, there are SG teams that are made up solely of Marines in case shit actually needs to be stomped.
The goal isn't to conquer new territories anyway, but to make connections with aliens and use your brain.
>but to make connections with aliens and use your brain.
fuck that I'd slip nukes through the gate to wipe out all the non-humans, if I can't have their planet then no one can
>nuke a couple Goaul'd planets
>Goaul'd get pissed enough to ignore the Asgard treaty
>Send a couple Hattak ships to bomb earth back to the stone age from orbit
Congrats moron. And before you say "I nuke the ships", Goaul'd shields stop nukes, they tried.
>Goaul'd get pissed enough to ignore the Asgard treaty
how long would it take for them to figure out whos behind it if you launched attacks through gates on uninhabited planets with naquadah enhanced bombs hitting industrialized planets of a single goa'uld lord at once?
I guess if you never step out the gate and only ever send bombs they won't learn the Taur'i are back in the game, but then how do you get intel on their planets ?
>but then how do you get intel on their planets ?
the addresses are stored somewhere where they can be accessed with relative ease to allow working logistics between goa'uld controlled worlds, might require dangerous infiltration, or capture of goa'uld operatives and equipment, also maybe the tok'ra can help
I would literally infiltrate their shields using a captured Ghouldood ship and then upload a virus to their ship's mainframe and crash their whole network and then use a basic python script to alter the guidance of their faggy lil missiles so they blow up their gizzlord world instead.
fuckin pwn'd
the goa'uld have been shown to put anti-tampering devices into their tech and are inherently paranoid
I'd send in prison battalions and a PMC, backing them would be minority blocking detachments.
Anything goes wrong I have perfect deniability, I'll just lie about everything and no one will believe anything. It's a win-win.
They wanted the Stargate program to be staffed by non-retards. Which ruled out basically every other branch.
So a 2 point difference in IQ makes up for having zero combat experience?
should've given it to the coast guard
The navy operates the program in an alternate reality, so there probably is a dimension out there where it's the coast guard. Quantum mirror episodes were fun man
how does P-90 dakka kill fully armored Jaffa? Is the 5.7 really that good
It's shown that 9mm out of an MP5 can down a Jaffa, best bet is that their armor is shrapnel rated more than anything
so did the show forget about the Army base a few miles away from Cheyenne?
>Marines
Marines are navy canon fodder
Their only purpose is to die for Israel
Send in the rangers
Who is closes to the AIM from JA2?
Send them in
Chair Force sponsored the show.
>the show
the 1994 movie had air force in it too
>The stones are now part of a U.S. Air Force classified project overseen by Special Operations Colonel Jack O'Neil.
Almost like that was sponsored by the Chair Force too.
It was done in exchange for letting them film in front of Cheyenne.
Operations primarily take place out of earth so it belongs to the airforce. They also were the ones handling the r&d on the gate, and the ones operating Cheyenne mountain. Oorahsembafies are too dumb to dial in the gate anyhow.
Literally spaceforce, stay mad crayoneater
Intergalactic war crimes won't make the Asgard happy.