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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the cook

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >don't tell them about the tower deck bbq

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the cook

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    scavenger hunt winner or if you eat your vegetables for ten meals in a row

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The clown

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your mom

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sleepy Joe

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone ever pranked their COs by starting to dive while the c**t was standing up there?
    I'd have to fight the urge the whole fricking time.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's probably why you're not a submarine driver.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >That's probably why you're not a submarine driver.
        Probably not, no. I'd reckon there are many other factors that led to me not being a submarine driver.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sub drivers are usually the most junior aboard

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're not supposed to let your intrusive thoughts win.

      Most people learn to not act on them by age 4.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like the soviet design better

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the purpose of having a crown's nest on a submarine?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      In ye olden days, when subs spent most of their time surfaced, that‘s where the watch stood and searched the horizon with binoculars, and the captain could even direct torpedo runs from there. Nowadays, I‘m guessing it’s mostly for getting piloted in and out of port and surfaced resupply.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can see the fins and periscope. Helps keep it upright while the rest of the hull can be sleeker, and protects the periscope. And height is always good on a ship, because even subs have to surface sometimes and use the mk1 eyeball to get quick visual feedback.

      I suppose other niche things like breaking up through ice, getting better radio reception, and simply mounting your flag higher for identification.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sometimes submarines need to deploy or retrieve divers, so it's convenient to have an area that they can access from outside without going through an airlock.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Besides what everyone else has said, most of the sensors and antennae are taller than the cylindrical hull itself

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The HNIC

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are those windows at the front of the sail? I assume the sail is flooded when submerged?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The windows are for the lookout in freezing weather when the sub has surfaced. Artic condition can give you frostbite extremely quickly if fully exposed to the elements

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I assume the sail is flooded when submerged?
      That would be correctomundo

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    boys only, no girls allowed

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >half the screws are missing
    someone tell me about this.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      10 percent rule.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The sail isn't pressurised (gets flooded when submerged), so it doesn't really matter that some of the screws are missing, as long as there are still enough to keep the sheetmetal on.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine the smell when it surfaces after a long dive

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Won't it be extremely smelly if it has been submerged for weeks at a time?

          What do you guys imagine would cause it to smell? It would just be flooded with salt water.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Aren't there microbes and stuff in that water that would attach themselves to the inside of the sub and then proceed to die when exposed to air?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              This dude has never been on a boat before. The ocean fricking stinks bro

              Rotting algae

              You guys vastly overestimate the amount of marine life that would get completely stuck inside the sail. It's gonna smell somewhat briny, like the deck of a normal ship. Amd if you can't handle the normal smell of the ocean, you really are a b***h who should've stayed on shore and who'd probably pass out after a week or two inside the sub with tons of semi-washed adult men and women in confined spaces. Smelling the ocean breeze is a fricking relief.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm pretty sure it's still only men on submarines.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dude I work on submarines, I’m a welder. They stink when you pull them out, I promise. It’s not crazy bad but the smell is pungent. It also depends on the day and what ocean/sea you’re in. Here in the Chesapeake bay our water is brackish and very stinky so the boats stink too.
                >t. ThemancurrentlyinsideaLHDthatstinks

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                How much trouble would the navy be in if they managed to invent an underwater smell o scope?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Olfactory overload. Stroke inducing, 95% mortality rate.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >tag is for LHD-5, the USS Bqataan
                Motherfricker, you do know that tags can be traced. You ain't supposed to take about where you work or that you work on boats. You know this. Keep your goddamn mouth shut.

                Now get your shit together and get off of my god damn board you fricking idiot before you get found-out and thrown in prison for the rest of your life because you wanted some e-clout on /k/.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            This dude has never been on a boat before. The ocean fricking stinks bro

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >The ocean fricking stinks bro
              I love the briny smell of evaporating saltwater. The real cashmoney is if there is a very VERY feint, yet still perceptible, undertone of rotting fish present.

              .t not seal

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >feint
                You mean "faint", dumbass.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                frick off, grammer israelite.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Rotting algae

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Won't it be extremely smelly if it has been submerged for weeks at a time?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine the smell when it surfaces after a long dive

          You really, really, wouldn't notice the smell of the sea after being inside a submarine for a 3 month deployment.
          The stench from inside when those things crack their lids is eye watering.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >You really, really, wouldn't notice the smell of the sea after being inside a submarine

            Yes, yes you would.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, and you'd count your blessings while smelling it after all that time inside.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                The smell of the ocean is always great.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the watch officer

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Me

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Those two guys

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the most salty dogs

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guys with cool sunglasses.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone in conn/on watch
    T.did the submarine shit
    In reality anyone since your cap will have orders to maintain minimal presence unless going for shore due to the fact that USVs following a submarine

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Okay, but does it smell after surfacing?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hell yeah it’s gunna stink. Go to your nearest shipyard and take a whiff of any boat they just pulled out of the water. Covered in algae and barnacles. It’s not a horrific smell but it is pungent. I kinda like it. It’s like salty sulfur mixed with fish

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bad.
        But you get used to it.
        We hose it down when going to port because we want to look respectable

        https://i.imgur.com/1AZ4ttJ.jpg

        >In April and September 2017 Jimmy Carter returned twice to her homeport at Naval Base Kitsap-Bangor, flying a Jolly Roger flag, traditionally indicative of a successful mission

        What are they up to these days? What serious business could a submarine possibly be doing in the year 2024?

        This is standard officer doing something silly to keep spirits up

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >In April and September 2017 Jimmy Carter returned twice to her homeport at Naval Base Kitsap-Bangor, flying a Jolly Roger flag, traditionally indicative of a successful mission

    What are they up to these days? What serious business could a submarine possibly be doing in the year 2024?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't worry about it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Attack on the Spanish treasure fleet.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That mission will be classified for a long time, good luck.

      However , that being said, i am not at liberty to discus submarine operations

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same day, same sub.

      https://www.twz.com/14309/why-the-navys-top-spy-submarine-flew-a-pirate-flag-while-pulling-into-port

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's missing some bolts

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      aren't we all.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I did, on a Tiger Cruise.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The captain , a phone talker, and the JO driving the boat

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the JO driving the boat
      jag-off?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Junior Officer

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The bilge rat scallywags

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hooyah submarines. God i love them. Hope you fellow squids in this thread are holding on in there ; dont give up and remember it gets better after ORSE.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ..don't they have air purifiers? You have unlimited power in a nuke sub and you're desalinating water and also taking oxygen out of water. Surely clean fresh air is within the power of mankind.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They produce their own clean air ; submariners are never limited by air quality or air purification.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Does it still like nutsack and sexual desperation?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          not after the AI VR goon locker refit. no longer are submerged operations restricted by a practical Coom limit. now they can run until basically the spunk disposal pumps wear out. not sure i'm supposed to be sharing this information.

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