who would win?

who would win?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Red

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Either blue or yellow

      Bait

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I rate it by non-meme countries.
        Blue
        >France
        >Russia doesn't count because its exhausted
        >Sweden is surounded in this scenario
        Green
        >All meme countries
        Yellow
        >Ukraine also is too exhausted for this scenario
        >Germany is even more surrounded
        >Spains entire job will be fricking over Blue's main player, further reducing odds for both
        Red
        >UK and Turkey
        >Poland
        >Meme states that aren't instantly dead, so long as Germany gets taken out first

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Russia doesn't count because its exhausted
          They can still nuke everyone lol.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            UK as well. Nukes are off the table so long as UK is not taken

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Are we forgetting France has nukes or what?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                And? MAD remains even if the enemy can overkill, so long as you can burn them in return

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >what the frick even are these front lines

          Honestly Turkey and Poland both have pretty good militaries comparatively speaking, I think they stand a good chance, UK would probably be put in charge

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >yellow
        Yellow's strongest member is Ukraine, which already puts them in a bad position because they and Russia are both completely exhausted. Germany would get gangbanged in 10 seconds being surrounded by Poland and France who would 100% target them first because they're the closest nominally large threat plus butthurt about WW2. Spain is a meme.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Without nukes. Red
    With nukes. Blue

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    red has literally everybody's money, deep connections to african and south american drug gangs and Legoland

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    America

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      indirectly, yes. red takes it because the brits can take advantage of the "special relationship" whereby the pedos who run their government can blackmail the pedos who run our government into abandoning any other ally

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Germany annexes a part of Limburg
    >Europe goes to shit
    Sounds about right

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      nah they can have it

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not green. Poor green...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      America is Team Green, you just can't see it on the map.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Blue wins and it's not even close.
      Yellow second.
      Red close third.
      POWERGAP
      Green

      what if Russia and Turkey were reformed Russian Tsardom and Ottomans instead and thus team green

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Blue wins and it's not even close.
    Yellow second.
    Red close third.
    POWERGAP
    Green

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Blue wins and it's not even close.
      France is strong, but they can't solo the rest of Europe.
      Russia has proven they can't even finish off Ukraine.
      Blue comes in third.

      >Yellow second
      Agreed.

      >Red close third.
      Red has by far the best starting position.

      >POWERGAP
      >Green
      Yea, green is uniquely fricked.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Red would have the most money and the largest navy.
    Netherlands would just end up in exile to the UK Again.
    Poland only has to defend against Germany which is as much a meme as Russia/Ukraine in offensive power.
    Real threat is France who would be too busy with Spain and Germany.
    Turkey has a large military which helps too.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Red is in the strongest position by far with only blue being slightly competitive because Russia being so large and Sweden + Norway are right next to it and can presumably share troops and equipment easily which is Russia's main weakness. But their economies and defense industries are small compared to UK + Turkish + all the weapons the Poles have been accumulating.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Red and it's not even a contest.
    ++++UK, Turkey, Poland = all the best equipment, manpower, and motivation in this entire scenario. Presumably has support from the USA.
    +++some unholy manner of bullshit has also convinced Switzerland to break its neutrality
    ++Czechossterich is ready to reverse anschluss the Germans
    +MonteBlack, Albania, and Macedonia provide comic relief
    +Georgia exists
    +Denmark, Netherlands, and Norway combined might be able to field a navy
    +Latvia gets annihilated and becomes a symbol of martyrdom for your cause

    Green is a total joke
    ++can visit the israelite free manga cafe in hungary
    +Ireland might be able to get a few rifles from America
    -Italy is the most competent nation on your team
    -Bulgaria
    --belarus
    ---azerbaijan is the only country on your team that has won a war in the last thousand years
    +++++ so little of a threat and has so little motivation to fight or band together that nobody will take them as a threat so you will survive with minimal damage

    Yellow is severely underpowered
    +++Germany will be useless in a fight and probably betray everyone, but at least they have manufacturing power
    ++Ukraine is holding back Russia on its own, the other countries here probably add 2.5x the power Ukraine had on its own
    +Romania will probably commit lots of warcrimes
    -B*snia
    --Armenia
    -------------Romania's warcrimes will damn your entire alliance to dissolution and decades of foreign rule. Victory is hopeless. Despite this Romania will achieve all its goals and incorporate Transnistria and Moldova into its territory, despite leading to your destruction.

    Blue is a total shitshow
    +France has nukes and an actual military
    -But France is France
    --Finland and Estonia misread the terms of this alliance and immediately dissolve it to attack Russia, Sweden helps
    ---at the same time, Greece drags you into war with Red team by attacking Turkey, then surrenders immediately, leaving the rest of you to get skullfricked

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Greece drags you into war with Red team by attacking Turkey
      mfw: https://files.catbox.moe/k0ouxz.webm

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Finland and Estonia misread the terms of this alliance and immediately dissolve it to attack Russia, Sweden helps
      I figured Russia must have somehow already invaded and conquered them, it's impossible for me to imagine a situation where Binland would side with Russia against the rest of Europe willingly.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I figured Russia must have somehow already invaded and conquered them
        uuuuuuuuhh excuse me but it is actually the contrary

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      All of your knowledge of military matters comes from History Channel WW2 program, right?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        All of your discourse ability comes from moderating comments on reddit, right?

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >who would win?
    Jesus Christ not the Western White Man that's for sure.
    As a frog I feel like I should say blue but with allies like these and in these conditions, I just don't see how I can justify that. We'd be stuck dealing with Germany and Spain and there is no fricking way we can industrialize quickly enough to take on 3 bordering opponents. Our best bet would likely be to try Risk-tier diplomacy with yellow and offer them to take out Red and Green before we settle things, but I think any good player would realize that this is against his long-term interest.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Definitely red or blue though. Red has a lot of coastline and can send ships to deliver support. The militaries are also pretty strong. Blue is getting crushed in the West but after everyone else is done fighting, no one would be in any shape to invade an enlarged Russia/Nordic alliance. Yellow is too disjointed from one another to support each other and does Spain/Germany even have a military anymore? Green just isn’t even a question of victory, it’s a question of how much land they are allowed to keep after getting ran through by everyone else.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Red. And by that I mean Britain.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why is green so uncommon on national flags? it's such a nice color...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >why is green so uncommon on national flags? it's such a nice color...
      ugly Islamic associations outside Ireland

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    red or blue
    no one else has non US nukes and the US is officially worthless as a military ally now after the republican party shit itself in public

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Assuming they go all out, blue, since they have the largest number of nukes.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    green never had a chance.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Blue > red > yellow > green

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    no more brother wars

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    anyone not teamed w russia

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Without nukes, Red easily.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Your mom that landwhale

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Blue would win, they're the only countries that have some semblance of energy independence. Red would wipe the floor with everyone else in a pitched battle but they'll run out of resources before Russia runs out of oil and France out of nuclear energy. No oil = no war.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      red's not in danger of running out of resources. turkey has direct access to iraqi oil and the brits can just run up a tab with uncle sam for whatever they need

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is this gonna be a free for all with everybody fighting everyone at the same time?

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Sweden, Finland, and Estonia joining forces with Russia
    Yeah because that will ever fricking happen. Why wish for a Unicorn as well, anon.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Definitely red, it's by far the easiest for them to put together a coherent and contiguous front and they're in a good spot to pretty quickly dominate some strategically important areas like central Europe and, on a longer timescale, the Balkans. Germany is in a pretty terrible spot squeezed between the various red countries while still having to deal with France, while France is in a pretty terrible spot being squeezed between Germany, Spain and Italy. Meanwhile, the UK is safe in its backyard and has impunity to land massive forces in Denmark and the Netherlands and really put the heat on Germany.
    Meanwhile in the Balkans, it's not particularly hard for the red alliance to connect the dots and keep individual countries like Greece and Serbia isolated. The real problem in the Balkans for red is that Italy would probably concentrate most of its efforts there, as it can't really do much against France, Switzerland or Austria considering the alps. Long term though, green is not a real problem and Italy on its own can only really do so much, with Hungary and Bulgaria being in pretty vulnerable positions themselves. It's especially rough for green considering just how many of their countries are basically just left to die, like Portugal, Ireland and Belarus.
    Ultimately, it's really between Red, Green and Blue, and Red is in a better position than eithr of them. Russia and France would be split across too many fronts and can't realistically support one another or reinforce the smaller, isolated blue countries. Yellow is similarly divided into small, ineffectual pockets. Red has the two countries in the best starting positions, the UK and Turkey, and is in a position to immediately knock out Germany while being blessed with an amazing Alpine defensive border in the south. Red definitely takes it.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Red can easily take over the Balkans and from then focus Eastern Europe and Russia. Then it's over.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I thought this was one of those tiny pics that look like something, but when you click on it it's something else. I thought it was Sonic.

    >Who would win?
    America.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    not green lmfao

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >not green lmfao
      green becomes all but irrelevant after italy sees the writing on the wall and defects to red team

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    red, uk solos

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone but the greens have a chance. I'd say Red has the best chances, with yellow having slightly better chances than blue.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >ukraine with romania
    you dense motherfricker

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >France, Russia, Serbia and Greece together
    >For some reason Liechtenstein is also in the alliance
    Even in Battlestar Galactica's universe that would not be even imaginable

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's related to the flag colors.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    red can get a almost instant knock out
    >blockade germany
    >blockade belgium
    >invade lithuania
    >invade bosnia
    >encircle greece

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