Who wins in a war between Tajikistan and Kyrgyzstan?

Who wins in a war between Tajikistan and Kyrgyzstan?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’m gonna be honest, who’s the good guy here?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They’re both shit hole dictatorships so sit back and watch the fireworks I guess. I think it’s Tajikistan that is basically Central Asian North Korea tho.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's Turkmenistan you're thinking about.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Implying you can't have a nice life under a non American dictatorship.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Both are commie muslims.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Meh, both are monke tier either way.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Been to both, couldn't care less.
      Both are run by authoritarians with Muslim undertones and the populations are retarded. Everyone with a brain leaves for Moscow at age 18, which tells you about the sorry state of these "countries". 50% of the economy is gibs they get from workers in Russia.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think it’s closer to 25%, which is still one of the highest rates in the world.

        The Tajik economy is basically all raw minerals. Seems they have no refining capabilities, but they do have one of the largest aluminum refineries in the region, which I’m guessing is a Soviet relic.

        Kind of wish I was a warlord there, I would be making blood diamond deals with Africa and pushing garden gnomeelry out, and using those proceeds to expand mining and refining capabilities.

        All while I hang my opponents from crosses.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How poor a country has to be so that onion and cotton can be considered major exports.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Poor. This is Kyrgyzstan for reference.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >one makes non-knit men's suits
              >the other, non-knit women's suits

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Peace was never an option

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              And for shits and giggles, this is Haiti.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Meanwhile this is Ukraine.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And this is who controls Ukraine and America.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Russia is losing.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                https://i.imgur.com/23TaRLN.png

                I wonder who gets all those diamonds when Russia collapses?

                >20% diamonds
                Kek, that's literally moron Africa tier numbers

                That’s Israel lmao.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I wonder who gets all those diamonds when Russia collapses?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >20% diamonds
                Kek, that's literally moron Africa tier numbers

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Is that Joolandia ?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Jesus, I knew they grew a lot of sunflowers but 4% of the whole economy?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They’re literally the worlds biggest producer of sunflower oil. When the war started there was a bit of panic about that. Olive oil is great, but not the best at everything… Basedbean oil is well… Onions.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Before war, Ukraine was 8th top producer of vegetable oils and produced roughly half what US does. Ukraine is REALLY big on agriculture.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If there's one thing that absolutely grips my tits is people saying that 2.8% of Haiti exports are women's suits: Nope. It's just NON-KNITTED WOMEN'S SUITS. Get it fucking right you spasticated cunts.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I thought that onion was the usual word filter but it's real. 1.31% tanned hides is also impressive.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Uzbekistan is much richer, yet is also a major exporter of cotton.
            Onions though...

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Which site is the data source for this kind of diagram?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            https://oec.world

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            CIA World Factbook

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >they do have one of the largest aluminum refineries in the region, which I’m guessing is a Soviet relic.
          indeed
          Soviets built a hydroelectric plant because of good geography and to put the power to use, they build a massive aluminum plant which need a lot of electricity to run

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's a lot of Onions!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kyrgyz are nomads, while Tajiks are opposite. So choose your fighter wisely.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you think there has to be a 'good guy'? If Mars invaded Neptune, would you start asking which one you should root for? Fucking black and white autist.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But who would heckin' Tony Stark fight against?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Depression?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If Mars invaded Neptune then Mars is clearly the aggressor here, but if Neptune had previously stolen a moon from Mars in the 90's then Mars is obviously setting things straight.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Neptune is a gas giant you spastic cocktard.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So fucking what? It's not allowed to invade now?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Exactly! The Neptunians are just passive, floating membranes that change their gas density in order to rise and fall in the atmosphere to feed and reproduce. The Martians have always been jealous of this laissez-faire attitude in life and the two cultures have never been able to reconcile. I'm surprised that they haven't gone to war sooner.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >not rooting for the literal god of war
        shiggy diggy

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mars, obviously

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes beacuse in your hypothetical mars is acting like the moron

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >If Mars invaded Neptune, would you start asking which one you should root for?
        Yes I would. I'm disappointed that I was born too early to see space imperialism.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tajiks are Aryan, despite the silly name, and Kyrgyz are roaches.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kyrgyzstan is nominally a democracy but has had like 3 revolutions in 20 years while Tajikistan is authoritarian and think they deserve to rule Central Asia. Kyrgyzstan has slightly nicer nature while Tajikistan is kinda like Afghanistan but with less durkas.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Both are shitholes with meme-tier army, so I would just watch the kino

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The taliban

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Democracy Index:
      Pakistan 4.31
      Kyrgyzstan 3.62
      Kazakhstan 3.08
      Uzbekistan 2.12
      Tajikistan 1.94
      Turkmenistan 1.66
      Afghanistan 0.32

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wow, thats abysmal

        so, just a bunch of dictatorships attacking each other then?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah. When the Soviet Union fell, whoever was the party boss of a given 'stan just became the new president for life. Keep in mind that these places were so poor that they didn't ask to leave the Soviet Union, they were actually forced to because Moscow didn't want to subsidize them any more.

          So it's an extremely backwards, dysfunctional part of the world even by post-Soviet standards.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          considering that these places have always been under autocracies since the 4th and 6th centuries it's nothing new

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >muh demoncrazy

        do Muttoids really ?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >OH GOD THE CARTEL JUST CUT OFF MY HEAD PUTIN SAVE ME

          do thirdoids really

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            cartels are in Mexico, not Russia, stupid Mutt

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          1 virtual bat has been added to your qq wallet comrade

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Die you orc bastard

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You could use life expectancy, HDI, median income they all tell the same story

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Liberty and democracy is a god given right moskal.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Democracy Index
        Literally how hard you suck the bankers dick index.

        Canada probably ranks high but arrests people left and right for literally speaking out.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kyrgyzstan is better than Tajikistan but, and I want to stress this, that is not saying very much.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Certainly not whoever drew this abomination of a border lmao (before you ask, it was the Russians)

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What did they mean by this

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          if you're genuinely asking, the whole point was to create local conflict so Russia wouldn't be threatened

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kyrghizstan is the only country in central asia to have a kind-of semi-democracy that's not just a façade, they've had 5 different ruling parties in the last 20 years, there's a somewhat free press, and there's no stain of ethnic cleansing
      Tajikstan has had the same "president" for 30 years, no free press, no parvence of democracy, and there were widesperad massacres of Pamirs and other minorities right after the civil war in 1994

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kyrgyzstan. tajikistan is the aggressor here, and they're also by far the shittier country (kyrgyzstan is dogshit but tajikistan is african tinpot dictator tier)
      kyrgyzstan also has by far the cooler flag, military and so on. they're definitely the country to root for, if you're the type that has to pick a side like it's a football game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      glorious kyrgyzstan

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/Uo3Unoo.jpg

        kyrgyzstan. tajikistan is the aggressor here, and they're also by far the shittier country (kyrgyzstan is dogshit but tajikistan is african tinpot dictator tier)
        kyrgyzstan also has by far the cooler flag, military and so on. they're definitely the country to root for, if you're the type that has to pick a side like it's a football game

        Settled also checked
        CAHMAN CORGISTAN POST SAM FACKEN KEYNO

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        rare asians just waiting to be mutted

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          their military actually does use american equipment, strangely enough. humvees and ford rangers, plus a bunch of american quads

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tajiks are Persians
      Kyrgyz are Turco-Mongol

      Historically I find both types of people based

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Historically I find both types of people based
        then you probably should be publicly executed

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          bro the only people cooler than Persians back in the day were Romans and they were both based for bleeding each other dry and dying together, it's a great story. Of course Persians have been taking nothing but losses since the 1700's which is why I said historically.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Neither. They're both a bunch of muzzies squabbling over water and the usual muzzie "Durk-al-Turk killed Burk-al-Hurk" shit.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        to be fair, even relatively developed and civilized countries with horrendous borders like theirs would be squabbling and feuding too. not everybody can be like belgium and the netherlands, with their wonky enclaves and weird ethnic lines.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't disagree. It's a muddled mess, best move would be to offer to mediate, but it's not a cut-and-dry 'this side need to die' kind of conflict.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/yGD33pL.png

          Certainly not whoever drew this abomination of a border lmao (before you ask, it was the Russians)

          >everyone complains when Britain just draws straight lines for borders because we don’t care about the cultural, historical or ethnic boundaries within the region.
          >blamed for creating unstable, civil-war prone nations as the people’s within the artificial borders chimpout over which ethnicity or religion gets to dominate the other.
          >Soviet borders are carefully drawn around ethnic boundaries, even allowing for exclaves within each other’s territory to try keep these states relatively homogeneous.
          >new homogeneous countries proceed to chimpout at each other with invasions because they hate how bad the border gore looks on a map and insist on creating “greater” Armenia/Azerbaijan/Uzbekistan/Serbia etc. to fix this.
          You just can’t win.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Soviet borders are carefully drawn around ethnic boundaries, even allowing for exclaves within each other’s territory to try keep these states relatively homogeneous.
            Desu, are you retarded? Have you seen the borders they've drawn in the east?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I mean pic related is what they had to work with, they tried their best.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They literally drew straight lines in the east, specifically meant to force conflict

                Are you retarded?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The only notable section of straight borders I see are Uzbekistan’s western border (where nobody lives) and a couple of the autonomous republics within the RSFSR. Otherwise most of these borders are about as straight as you are.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >You just can’t win.
            The lesson here is that thirdies gonna third.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Stalin and his successors literally drew the borders so that these SSRs would have ethnic minority enclaves that made independence for these regions difficult since the minorities knew they'd be at the mercy of the majority groups if they gained independence. N-K is the most well known example that we know that was done deliberately by him.

            This is the Kyrgyzstan–Tajikistan border and totally an example of borders meant to create problems down the line.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >CHUDschand

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Go to google
      >type coinflip

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’m only rooting for Kyrgyzstan because the chick I share nudes with lives there

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who cares. All that matters is the kino cqb vids we're hopefully getting

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kyrgyzstan, because I once read the novel from Kyrgyz author Chinghiz Aitmatov and I liked it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >who’s the good guy here?
      The West is good.
      The non-West is evil.
      We must always cheer when evil destroys itself (and it always does, in the end).
      Remember that.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        From my point of view, the Welsh are evil!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Idk, but Tajiks are always sus.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fucking kek that's some shit. Beats being dead I guess.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Think of it like Iran-Iraq War 2.0.

      The grim reaper is the only good guy here, so just sit back and celebrate the losses on both sides.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        basically, this. one side (in this instance, tajikistan) is clearly the aggressor and in the wrong, but at the end of the day it's just two shitholes fighting to the death and the morality of it isn't particularly important

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Я пoeл, a ты дoгpыз. Я Taджик, a ты Киpгиз

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Пee иc cтopeд ин тхe бaллc

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Бaceд.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I ate, you finished the scraps
      I am tajik, you are kyrgyz

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kyrgyzstan is russia, tajikistan is also russia but slightly more human

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tajikistan - Iranians
      Kyrgyzstan - Turks

      Choose wisely.

      Tajikistan then.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      so lesser orcs vs hobgoblins?

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    all the -stans should just unite as one glorious confederation of stanistan

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe Erdogan wants to create the great Turkic empire. Starting with a land bridge to Azerbaijan.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      more like darshistan

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Gottem

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tajikistan - Iranians
    Kyrgyzstan - Turks

    Choose wisely.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Iranians
      Beautiful women, shit government
      >Turks
      Good food, baykratars, shit government too

      Tough choice

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >iranians
        >beautiful women

        Where?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Most of them fled to France or America.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You'll find real beauty if you just shave off their facial hair

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Iranians are Aryan, so their women are kosher.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nonsense.
        Theyre both Turks by blood, Iranian by culture, and follow an Arabian religion.
        Turks generally have Iranian customs merely because of their proximity to Iran allowed them to trade their livestock for crops and manufactured goods

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tajikistan it is then

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As much as I want commie xbox, tajiks it will be then

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You sure? Geographically they’re closer to Afghans. Pretty sure they’re both Turkic peoples (Mongols), who are often confused with Turkish people (Greek-Persian Mutts).

      Anyway, a war makes sense considering their border gore is pretty extreme.

      I’m rooting for the Kyrgs.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tajiks speak an Iranian language, closely related to Persian, their flag is also very similar to that of Iran for a reason. I know they are not *literally* Iranians, I was obviously simplifying things.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/pYiOG8C.jpg

          You sure? Geographically they’re closer to Afghans. Pretty sure they’re both Turkic peoples (Mongols), who are often confused with Turkish people (Greek-Persian Mutts).

          Anyway, a war makes sense considering their border gore is pretty extreme.

          I’m rooting for the Kyrgs.

          No, Tajik is literally Persian, just renamed by the soviets to divide and rule, like Moldovan

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Damn, Stalin really fucked their shit up didn’t he?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Who the fuck drew this up this monstrosity

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Stalin. He gave Ukraine Southern Bassarabia, then gave Moldova chudsistria, to save myself a lot of googling and remembering all the territories, I’m just going to say he pretty much fucked over every single SSR member with territorial dispute on purpose so they can never break away from the USSR without having a breakaway minority region and civil war. Armenia-Azerbaijan conflict can also be linked to this for example.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the more I learn about this stalin fellow the less I like him

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              He also did his magic in Crimea. It used to have a huge Tatar minority so he ordered their deportation to Central Asia then installed Russian settlers to replace them. It was made easier by the fact that Soviets had already thinned them out with massacres and famines beforehands. And before that the Russian Empire had done more of the same, causing many to escape to the Ottoman Empire. In the end, it took between 100 to 150 years for the entire Tatar population of the peninsula to be replaced with Russians. Not as bad as what happened to Circassia, which was a proper genocide, but par for the course for Russia.
              Keep that in mind whenever someone claim Crimea is ancestral Russian clay and Ukraine should just let it go.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Pretty smart. He was actually really clever about population displacement. Just look at how many Germans he managed to relocate.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Not really, its been done since the early iron age

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Stalin died a long time ago, these countries had plenty of time to amend things.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Only since 1991 when they becamed independent actually.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's stylistically designed to be that way.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tajiks speak a language closely related to Farsi, and consider themselves to be an Iranian people, as opposed to the Turkic speaking peoples in most of the rest of Central Asia. Afghan isn’t an ethnicity, it’s an amalgamation of all the different ethnic groups in Afghanistan. There are actually more Tajiks in Afghanistan than in Tajikistan.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Afghan
          Used to refer to Pashtuns, so it was. Until colonist and post-nationalist Westoids decided to elimimate nationalist discourse by pretending nation=state

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Most Pashtuns haven’t lived in Afghanistan since the early 19th century, after the collapse of the Afghan empire. Pashtuns don’t even make up a majority of the population and nowadays way more live in Pakistan, that’s part of the reason why the Taliban got so much support from across the border.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Afghanistans current borders were drawn long after the Pashtuns stopped moroning out and settled. These guys used to do nothing productive, just sacking the the carcass of the Mughal Empire back in the 18th century until the Brits provided them a competent army of local hires with European training that could beat medieval cavalry charges

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Tajiks are literally just Sunni Farsi speakers. Not sure you can call them Persians because they're basically anything goes genetically tho.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tajikistan literally speak a variant of Persian.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit those borders are fucked lmao. I'm rooting for whichever side has the cooler sounding war songs.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          100% kyrgyzstan

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Fergana Valley continues to bring more kino
        The valley that keeps on giving.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If I didn't know Tashkent was in Gochiuzbekistan from the pasta I'd probably have spent hours trying to interpet this map.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kyrgyz are muslim mongols
      tajiks are persian rape mutts that look like an arab+pajeet mix

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      people need to stop pretending like turkic and turkish are the same thing
      the turkic peoples of central asia, asiatic steppe people, are nothing like the turkic peoples of turkey and azerbaijan, who are turkic/greek/arabic/armenian/etc. mutts whose only claim to turkicness is their languages
      tldr; don't judge kyrgyzstan based on your opinion of turkey, for better and worse the two aren't similar at all

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tajiks.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Need examples of their hot women to decide.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/8vF2N0u.jpg

          the other side

          so chinks vs gypsies?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the other side

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/74rDfud.jpg

          All I needed to know.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Iranians
      >Aryans
      So Tajikistan is a country filled with nazis?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Could I get a quick catch up why those two are fighing again?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Border disputes dating back to Stalin monkeying around with the province boundaries to ensure a frozen conflict.

      ....Also, revenge for the last border dispute.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kyrgyzstan wants access to water that belongs to Tajikistan according to old maps
      No idea who is in the right about that

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh fuck. The water wars are already upon us?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >he missed the entire context of the India-China conflict
          They've been here for years. In fact, I've read some interesting articles that imply Europe was in a perpetual water war over the Rhine for two millennia.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I've read some interesting articles that imply Europe was in a perpetual water war over the Rhine for two millennia.
            can you post some links please?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            lemme guess, they say something like, "a bunch of counts/kings/chiefs around the rhine were fighting wars for thousands of years, so if we view it through the lens of them fighting FOR the rhine, then they were fighting for the rhine for thousands of years!"

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Cazadors are the only fucking video game creature that made me jump out of my seat multiple times.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I fear no man, but those...things, they scare me.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/FpQ70ss.jpg

            I fear no man, but those...things, they scare me.

            I'll take deathclaws over those fucking things.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >He doesn’t know about Ethiopia and Egypt

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The politburo deliberately prevented one ethnicity to dominate each republic in Central Asia, so that it would be hard for them to rebel and form a separatist movement. Not only the local ethnicity, but also by settling other non-Central Asian ethnicity like Russians, Ukrainians, garden gnomes, etc.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The local mafia boss aka Russia is too busy getting raided by the cops so the lesser thugs are settling their grudges.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's the same shit as happened with Yugoslavia. Commies wanted to push the "we are all same people" and mixed forcefully different nationalities within one country. Now it tourns out they don't want to stay in former country anymore and have a dispute, and there is no big guy to cover it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That picture is too fucking real, except replace snow with incessant rain and mud and there's no stove.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      garden gnomes

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Since Russia isn't going to do anything, will China swoop in an force a peace and even further cement Central Asia as their turf?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This does feel a bit like a chinese powerplay to get a foothold into the stans.
      Maybe that's what the Xi-Putin meeting was about.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shouldn't they hate the chinese with a passion considering what they are doing with the uighurs?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Other muslims don't care about the Uighurs. Only the evil west at least occasionally criticizes and sanctions China for human rights violations.
          All these petty regional dictators will sell out their people to become filthy rich.
          Why should they care that the chinese will forcefully assimilate their people through genocide, if they live in a palace in Beijing?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The Ummah has no solidarity. Even Palestinians are just a lip-service issue for Muslim-majority countries. Pan-Islamism is a useful PR tool for riling up the masses, though.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I know very little about both of these countries tbh

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The rest of the world

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Kyrgyz can hire Chinese and North Koran mercs and you will not be able to tell by looking at them.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone give me a QRD? Really interested what the source of the conflict here and what the capabilities of these states are. Too bad I know almost fuck all about Central Asia post-1800s, outside Kazakhstan.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nation states that hate each other and have fucked borders and enclaves because soviet union are fighting over a river because water it's only limited intensity border clashes though some regular military units are probably involved like last time
      kyrgzystan by far stronger though has over twice the active manpower and budget and have actually bought a few post soviet systems and has an actual air force while tajiks only operate old soviet equipment air force is only a few helicopters and main tank is t-62 in a fraction the number kyrgyzs have t-72 picrel is tajikistan soldiers in 1980 during the soviet invasion of afghani- wait no that's them in 2021

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        forgot picrel
        anyways tajikistan army is terrible they didn't even inherit any soviet units since they're the only republic that had its local units absorbed into russia hence terrible equipment numbers little experience except from fighting its own civil war and no air force

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They seem to have the initiative despite that, my dude.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >they're the only republic that had its local units absorbed into russia
          Why? They don't even border Russia.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Uzbekistan

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Does anyone else remember watching a movie as a kid (I think Eddie Murphy was in it, maybe wrong, but it was a black lead actor anyway) where the villain (a man who pretends to be Native American) mentions a nuclear weapon detonating in Uzbekistan?

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://nitter.it/Archer83Able/status/1570675540989976577

    Footage from the clashes

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    normally I'd be saying the US but not today now its the Taliban who win

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ctrl+f "who cares"
    >0 results
    Is there any possible consequence of import that could occur because of this conflict between two nowheresville stans?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing of great importance will happen no matter what these two countries do.
      That's why it's fun to watch.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The important takeaway is that these places are in Russia's sphere of influence and that sphere of influence is collapsing before our very eyes. Same goes for the new Nagorno-Kabawhatever conflict that started heating up again just a week or two ago. The outcome isn't really important to anyone outside of the area though.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You forgot to seethe over reddit, Mike.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In and of itself, it is irrelevant. If all of the various -stans start fighting with each other at once, it's a shitshow of continental proportions.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      1) Russia will lose its grip on the region (post soviet satellite states)
      2) China will assert regional stability
      3) Russia may collapse
      4) Iran may extend its powers

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gold prices, aluminum prices, belt and road passses through there (China fucked, Russia also fucked since they rely on China for basic consumer goods), Russian influence might wane, Chinese influence might rise.
      Iran will likely take advantage of this to back one side and blackmail Putin into not interfering.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not particularly, wars are just interesting to watch regardless of the participants
      weapons and doctrines in action, it's pure PrepHole whether people like it or not. we need more wars, as many wars as possible

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are they fighting? Does Kyrgyzstan have tajik people?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably some tribe stealing some other tribe leader's favourite goatwife 200 years ago.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://nitter.it/SaadAbedine/status/1570634002889048072#m

    Video of fighting in the distance. It is reported that currently there is fighting along the entire border between the two countries.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So it's finally happening. Everyone now knows Russian security assurances are just as worthless as the rouble.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    New Arma looks lit

    [...]

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BREAKING NEWS:
    TAJIKISTAN HAS OCCUPIED A REGIONAL ADMINISTRATIVE BUILDING IN KYRGYZSTAN.

    ?tag=12

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://twitter.com/nexta_tv/status/1570691300453916672?cxt=HHwWgIDR9c7am8wrAAAA

      Oops. Here’s a non-direct to media link.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        BREAKING NEWS:
        TAJIKISTAN HAS OCCUPIED A REGIONAL ADMINISTRATIVE BUILDING IN KYRGYZSTAN.

        ?tag=12

        >No Allahu Ackbars
        Feels kinda weird

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The Soviets beat the religion out of most of these peoples when they occupied Central Asia.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          https://twitter.com/sexenbeer/status/1570767047646388231
          Here, they shout it towards the end

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like such a weird monkey language

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think you can hear them say “blyat” occasionally.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Regional Escalation

            Screams in orcish, kicks your toilet, burns your house down.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kinda telling that this border conflict escalates now. Russia kept it under the lid for decades but now they are so weak and preoccupied in Ukraine that they can't provide security for their former colonies anymore.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Time for Uncle Xi to step in and restore order.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Changs dont have much of any power projection capability and on average are even shittier versions of vatniks in warfare capabilities. This central asian border gore must be settled with good old fashioned war and genocide.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        China is smart enough to stay out of these conflicts.
        You lose more trying to be imperialistic than you gain by letting them sort things out for themselves and being capitalistic with the winners.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My sides would not survive China fucking up peace keeping

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like how as soon as the news came out about Russia redeploying most of the troops in the tajak base to Ukraine they instantly went to kill eachother.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The judeo-central banking plutocracy.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    China loses, because their Belt and Road gets fucked even harder.
    >who’s the good guy here?
    Neither, but it's always safe to root for the defending side.
    Failing that, it's always safe to pick the more Rusophobic side, which in this case would be hard - both Kyrgyz and Tajiks don't usually mind Russians but hate Kremlin with a passion.
    (picrel, somebody stuck a "Missile to Kremlin" sign to a traffic light button).

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tajikistan is gonna get tens of thousands of Afghan born Tajik "tourists" armed with fresh American stock

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Which one is where women get kidnapped for wedding?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's a mongol / turkic custom, so probably Kyrgyzstan

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All of them.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kyrgyzstan

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    uh, how do you pronounce Kyrgyzstan?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kyrgyzstan

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Kyrgyzstan
        Like that.

        i hate you people

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's literally spelled phonetically, you anglobrain cretin

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Retard.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          keergeestan, was that so hard to figure out?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Kyrgyzstan
      Like that.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ah. Gotcha. Thanks, anon.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kergistan. I think

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, "Kyrgyzstan", it's literally spelled out for you. Christ. French and Frenchification of the English language has been a disaster for human kind

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >British are the ones to use French spellings
          Really makes you think.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kyr
      Gyz
      Stan

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kyrgyz: /qɯrɣɯstɑn/
      Russian: /kɨrɡɨzstan/

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Put a dick in your mouth and try to pronounce "Korea"

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm really enjoying Rance Quest Magnum.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ahhh yes, Rance, God I loved that son of a bitch; I remember playing Sengoku on my XP.
        I'm sure Rance would be a good Kyrgyzstan commander.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cur ga stan

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kyrrgssstan

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So... what are they fighting for, what are their claims? It's not just a random border skirmish that escalated a bit too much?

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Tajik
    Authoritarian state with one president for life
    More similar to Iran in terms of culture
    >Krygyz
    Democratic state with multiple presidents
    More similar to other smaller turkic/nomadic democracy

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anybody remember the Kyrgyz protests 10 years ago with Jude LAW?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i wonder if he sniped some tajiks while he was there

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All the Turkic stans should make common cause, namely riding over the steppe to fuck the Russians again as in the good old days and establish a new khanate.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I bet it will be some -stan.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who cares?

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good news, they made peace again.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sauce?

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Watching Russia's remaining soft power vanish the span of one year has been fucking hilarious.

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can't Kyrgyzstan literally just damn up the Vakhsh river and cut power to like 99% of Tajikistan?

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >stan vs stan
    Hopefully tney annihilate each other, then I win. Two less muzzie trash heaps.

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are we battling hordes period now? Will the Turkic or Iranic hordes dominate Central Asia now that Russia is collapsing?

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    T-72 cooked off and exploded as is tradition.

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So which one of them is buying bayraktars?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kyrgyzstan already has a few and reportedly already used them

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kyrgyzstan already has a few and reportedly already used them

      Heresays at this point, but might've been a bayraktar target https://twitter.com/heizenbergkg/status/1570833295121973248

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So is every shit hole around Russia grabbing their chance now that the Russian army has been effectively destroyed?

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The rest of the world.

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    never have i heard about those two countries

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just imagine if the Taliban decided to say fuck it and took over both countries with their arsenal of American weapons.

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Who wins in a war between Tajikistan and Kyrgyzstan?
    China and NATO.

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This war came out of absolutely nowhere for me. Did they always hate each other?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, they always hated each other and wanted to clean up the borders in their favor. russia just kept a firm grip on the area so it never happened, outside of a few border clashes and minor conflicts. now that russia's grip strength is slipping, things are heating up again

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tajik has problems with Uzbeks/Krygizs and have internal islamic jihad groups that have tried incursions against both countries.

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >both members of the CSTO
    hell of an alliance
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Collective_Security_Treaty_Organization#Military_personnel

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Tajikistan
    >Kyrgyzstan
    Is this a meme thread or are these actually real places with actual armed forces and shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >life
      >death
      Idk anon, does it get any realer?

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Consonants.

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Entire Caucasus/central Asian region collapsing
    >Putin suggests holding their own third world Olympics

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Both are shitholes but Tajikistan started it so, they're ultimately in the wrong.

    The borders are Russia's fault, it's not acceptable to take out your frustration on the Kyrgyz.

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would you live in post-USSR, answer would be obvios. Just look at Kyrgyzstan average militia venicles.

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone else.

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The Kyrgyzstani Ministry of Emergency Situations has declared a State of Emergency in the Batken Region of the Country where the majority of Heavy Fighting between itself and Tajikistani Forces have taken place, citizens within the Region are being asked to Evacuate Immediately.
    Looks like the 3rd ceasefire did not last.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder if the Kyrgyz president will follow through with his threat of total mobilization/martial law if the Tajiks don't pull back today? I don't feel like either side really has the capability to do all that much though unless other countries get involved.

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Say it with me

    >COLLECTIVE
    >SECURITY
    >TREATY
    >ORGANIZATION

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Savage as always.

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What did Stalin mean by these borders

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That’s a feature not a bug

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this guy gets it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        so when they say ethnic russians i assume they mean people from this area? pic related

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      whats the spot they are fighting over? that lake in the middle by khujand?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What kind of drunk-ass moron drew these borders? Me?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stalin was a criminal and used a criminal's methods: make your underlings too busy with each other to fuck with you.

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Tajikistan
    They are indoeuropean and speak persian language

    >Kyrgyzstan
    They are turkic and speak turkish language

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sblzestan

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    China should just annex the 2 shitholes and gas the muzzies, caucasoids and russo-mutts polluting that beautiful desert. Or genocide them the western way - deny them work and laugh as they starve on the streets.

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ceasefire failed again. Fighting is spreading.

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rest of humanity

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone rooting for a CSTO collapse.

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OTAN

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ukraine v Russia
    >now Armenia v Azerbaijan
    >now this
    What's with all these conflicts popping off? Last year was dead silent.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Russia is collapsing so their bargain bin wannabe nato is tearing itself apart too

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Russia had a deliberate strategy of encouraging conflicts in the region, making sure they never get resolved, and then inserting themselves as the peacekeeper to bolster their influence. Now everyone sees the RuAF are shit and that all their capacity is in Ukraine, so it's open season everywhere else.

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who does uzbekistan support?

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Kyrgyz forces using Bayraktar

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love those little drone bros like you wouldn’t believe, I can’t wait for the coming years to get some kino from the Akıncı

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well, I know who I'm supporting

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >touch grass

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Touch the grass, get the ass. It's a Tajik tradition

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      PrepHole mercenary peacekeeping (and lovemaking) mission when?

Your email address will not be published.