Who is the worst tactician to ever win a war?

Who is the worst tactician to ever win a war?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ya mudda

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      OP's mother

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hannibal

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This image. Dumbo here has me laughing in tears and I haven't even started drinking.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Literally Zhukov

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nah. Zhukov got shitlaods of his troops killed, but he also regularily got shit done in the process. There's been way worse than that. Pic relevant, just as an example.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Cardona gets shit on a lot. He took a ton of underequipped and unmotivated Italians and stalemated a dozen times. Not a moron and not a genius, and at least better than Haig.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gombe_Chimpanzee_War
    Chimpanzees don't even know what is tactics, so i guess them.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Australian Emu War. Emus have smaller brains so they should be worse tacticians than chimpanzees.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Emus are completely moronic, I watch a video of one ripping its own head off after getting it stuck.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I've seen that video and I'm sure it was an ostrich.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I would love to see Chimpanzees obliterate homosexual Bonobos in a war

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cave people vs mega fauna
    >still don't see how those morons managed to not utterly kill themselves...

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Karl X of Sweden
    Lost hard against Poland once they actually put up a fight but conquered half of Denmark by gambling on marching over the frozen sea

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >conquered half of Denmark
      So thats what, two steps off the frozen sea?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        At least 4

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Lincoln

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically this. His micromanagement of the civil war almost allowed the confederates by a wide margin. Hell Lincoln literally wrote the Emancipation Proclamation as a hail marry in hopes that Blacks percieving they were free in the south would rape and kill all the women managing the plantations and create instability in the confederacy.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Petain.

        This is quite possibly the most moronic take I've ever read and I'm going to have to encourage you to have a bleach martini.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          there was literally nothing wrong with french ww1 tactics, the french just lacked sufficient elan

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        And then Lee wrapped his battle plans around a cigar and it fell into the unions hands.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        A quality southern education if ever I saw one

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    MacArthur

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Who was that moron who got like 90% of men killed in Paraguay?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Francisco Solano López

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He lost half of Paraguayan land to Brazil and Argentina, though

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Zhukov

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Zhukov

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hotzendorf and any other answer is incorrect. Imagine losing to fricking serbia

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Stalin.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Zhukov by a wide margin.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Not being a smart ass but it should be Putin in a few months.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Santa Anna

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Never won a real war

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Admiral Holdo.
    Be a women who wins a battle by not explaining why she is upset and crashing her space ship.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Admiral Holdo.
      that kamikaze would've been brilliant if it had been her opening move, instead of bleeding the entire fleet out first

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    if Dirlewanger was tasked with fighting a legitimate military force he probably would've failed hard

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Pyrrhus of Epirus.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I thought he was gud tactician

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Montgomery

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Churchill and Montgomery

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Don't know about the the worst but Halsey was up there

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