Who is the worst tactician to ever win a war?

Who is the worst tactician to ever win a war?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ya mudda

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      OP's mother

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hannibal

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This image. Dumbo here has me laughing in tears and I haven't even started drinking.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Literally Zhukov

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah. Zhukov got shitlaods of his troops killed, but he also regularily got shit done in the process. There's been way worse than that. Pic relevant, just as an example.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cardona gets shit on a lot. He took a ton of underequipped and unmotivated Italians and stalemated a dozen times. Not a retard and not a genius, and at least better than Haig.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gombe_Chimpanzee_War
    Chimpanzees don't even know what is tactics, so i guess them.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Australian Emu War. Emus have smaller brains so they should be worse tacticians than chimpanzees.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Emus are completely retarded, I watch a video of one ripping its own head off after getting it stuck.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I've seen that video and I'm sure it was an ostrich.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would love to see Chimpanzees obliterate gay Bonobos in a war

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cave people vs mega fauna
    >still don't see how those retards managed to not utterly kill themselves...

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Karl X of Sweden
    Lost hard against Poland once they actually put up a fight but conquered half of Denmark by gambling on marching over the frozen sea

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >conquered half of Denmark
      So thats what, two steps off the frozen sea?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        At least 4

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lincoln

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically this. His micromanagement of the civil war almost allowed the confederates by a wide margin. Hell Lincoln literally wrote the Emancipation Proclamation as a hail marry in hopes that Blacks percieving they were free in the south would rape and kill all the women managing the plantations and create instability in the confederacy.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Petain.

        This is quite possibly the most retarded take I've ever read and I'm going to have to encourage you to have a bleach martini.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          there was literally nothing wrong with french ww1 tactics, the french just lacked sufficient elan

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And then Lee wrapped his battle plans around a cigar and it fell into the unions hands.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A quality southern education if ever I saw one

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MacArthur

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who was that retard who got like 90% of men killed in Paraguay?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Francisco Solano López

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He lost half of Paraguayan land to Brazil and Argentina, though

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zhukov

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zhukov

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hotzendorf and any other answer is incorrect. Imagine losing to fucking serbia

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stalin.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zhukov by a wide margin.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not being a smart ass but it should be Putin in a few months.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Santa Anna

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Never won a real war

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Admiral Holdo.
    Be a women who wins a battle by not explaining why she is upset and crashing her space ship.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Admiral Holdo.
      that kamikaze would've been brilliant if it had been her opening move, instead of bleeding the entire fleet out first

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if Dirlewanger was tasked with fighting a legitimate military force he probably would've failed hard

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pyrrhus of Epirus.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I thought he was gud tactician

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Montgomery

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Churchill and Montgomery

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't know about the the worst but Halsey was up there

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