Which ones would you pick to protect you? I would pick Paul Harrell and Hickok45

Which ones would you pick to protect you?

I would pick Paul Harrell and Hickok45

  1. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    I have no problem with Matt coming after me. Chances are whatever he shoots me with won't be sighted in and I'll have a few misses to work with first

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Paul easily, then hickok

      this is actually a shit pick tbh, paul and hickok are both leaps and bounds above the other retards

      Paul and Hickok. I absolutely believe both would shoot a feller, and they would bring reasonable guns. Demolition Ranch dude will bring some .50 cal he'll fire everywhere but at the target, Brandon's meme plastic AK will jam, dunno who the melanin enriched gentleman is, Ians gun will be some century old French single shot rifle and he'll still be the most dangerous of the attackers.

      hickok is a good shot but he's old and gigantic, you can probably hear his knees cracking from a mile away. I will take paul and ian

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        >you can probably hear his knees cracking from a mile away.
        That made me giggle, not gonna lie.
        Based grand pappy though, Dugan Ashley and Paul Harrel are my go to.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          >Dugan Ashley
          Isn't he like badly sick with MS? I don't remember if it's MS or ALS I guess it doesn't help that Yaeger who is also a gun tube that was in Iraq has one of those, I get them confused sometimes, not the men but the diseases that they have
          Captcha:kkkdh

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            dugan has MS

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Ian is maybe the worst guntuber to choose. He would probably show up with a MAS 44 and a Welrod

  2. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Paul easily, then hickok

    this is actually a shit pick tbh, paul and hickok are both leaps and bounds above the other retards

  3. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Paul and Hickok. I absolutely believe both would shoot a feller, and they would bring reasonable guns. Demolition Ranch dude will bring some .50 cal he'll fire everywhere but at the target, Brandon's meme plastic AK will jam, dunno who the melanin enriched gentleman is, Ians gun will be some century old French single shot rifle and he'll still be the most dangerous of the attackers.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >believe both would shoot a feller
      Paul legitimately has murked a couple people in self defense I believe. At least one for sure.

  4. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Paul without a doubt. For the second one can I write in 9hole Henry?

  5. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder why 9 hole is never on any of these.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Cause he would smoke everyone from 500 yds with iron sights (but only if he has a spotter)

  6. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Let me tell you something about Paul Harrell. My uncle did work with him back in 'Nam. Coldest fucker he ever knew. You see, there's not a drop of hate in that man, he said. He doesn't care about anything but the capital T Truth. He was put in that jungle moron filled hell hole full of myth and superstition and he fell naturally into the role we see him in today.
    GI's would bitch about 5.56 being designed to wound, not kill. Paul heard someone in his unit complaining about this, took them out in the jungle. He had a rice farmer tied up 50 yards out. He coolly explained that he was using an XM16A1, he laid out the bullet weight and grain count then fired four shots on the motherfucker, center of mass. One was a flier and hit him in the shoulder. He took them up to the dying rice farmer, which Paul simply referred to as "our meat target" and pulled out his ka-bar, he pointed out the entry and exit wounds before cutting the fucker open before the last spark of life had already left him. He shoved his hands into the gaping cavity and took out a mess of gore. "Our lung tissue, represented by human lungs, has been pulped. So, do you still think that 5.56 was just designed to wound? You be the judge."
    Paul'd just get these ideas sometimes. Would 5.56 go through a person with enough velocity to kill a second? How much deflection does 5.56 experience when firing through brush? How does barrel length on the AR platform impact muzzle velocity and wound channel size? Once he got an idea for an experiment nothing would stop him. He'd leave base alone if he had to. He'd capture entire villages of morons for his tests. He needed meat targets. Uncle said rumor had it, the only reason he avoided court martial was because he proudly submitted the results of his tests, hand written, with Polaroid pictures attached to Colt. Some of the brass wanted him to be made an example of but the military found the results of his experiments too important to stop him.

    Hickok too I guess

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >paul in vietnam
      I just watched this video lmao

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      kek, do you have the gun store one?

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        This one?

        I saw Paul at a Gun store in Oregon yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and tell him I tracked him easy or anything.
        He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
        I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his box of remington green and white box shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Baretta M9 Mags in his hands without paying.
        The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
        When she took one of the Mags and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to Bag them each individually “to prevent any hypersteel fabrical spring tension,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each Mag and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by Shatner esque pausing really loudly.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          There's also this one

          I hear you. He's a little thin skinned. I saw Paul Harrell at a Costco in Oregon and I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a pain and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “As always don't try this at home"

          I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Professional?” but he kept cutting me off and going “I'm what you call a professional? I'm what you call a professional? I'm what you call a professional?” and closing his coat pockets shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him firing at a meat target as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen 2 liter cola bottles in his hands without paying.

          The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, is .380 effective for self defense? let's find out, shall we?.” At first he kept pretending to be zeroing his M4 and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

          When she took one of the 2 liters and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually because “Seems like it works just fine to me,” and then turned around and shot me for driving across his campfire at him. I don’t even think thats a word. After she scanned each 2 liter bottle of cola and put them in his coat pockets and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by throwing knives at a log really loudly.
          Kind of weird, honestly

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Bullshit, but I believe it.
      Arkan's Tigris is another one I would pick.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        youve been bamboozled then

  7. 7 days ago
    Anonymous
  8. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    hickok and the black fella. The contrast in sizes and color will scare anyone coming after me

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Is that an opium pipe from 1700s china?

  9. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Paul Harrel and moron Noir. Hickok45 is just too old to get around quickly.

  10. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >herrera too drunk on white claw to find the trigger well of his jank slavshit
    >based dindu caps you in the back to steal your shoes while bixnooding about the second ammendment
    >musketeer-beard brings an african poacher gun that explodes in his face
    Imagine including any of these three retards.

  11. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Paul is obvious
    Ian or Collin because I feel like they understand and would give good input for tactics

  12. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Colion, Demo Ranch, Brandon are shills.
    Hikok is old.
    Ian is a poser.
    Paul Harrell is the real deal.

    I'd take Paul Harrell for his survival and shooting skills and Demo Ranch cause he is young and has a fit body. With the 3 of us, we can escape the rest. We'd only have to worry about Colion and Brandon, the two that would be able to keep up with us and Paul Harrell mogs them hard by himself.

  13. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Collin and Gun Jesus. One to communicate with the barbaric shit skins and the other charms the idiots.

  14. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Paul and Ian. Combine their autism and it becomes a physical force field

  15. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    I would take two Paul's.
    Staying cool and methodological under stress is the most important thing.
    Not hesitating is extremely important which most people do in situations of duress.
    Paul already took that test and passed.

  16. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Paul Cosades, obviously, and... Ian? The guy is pretty fit and he can probably outperform all of the other guys, except for hickock who can probably brain me from 300 yards away with a 638

  17. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Paul because I think he's completely insane and kills people for fun already and then Ian because he's young unlike hickock and I've seen him shoot ok in competitions I don't know about the other guys.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >completely insane and kills people for fun already
      I think I remember him shooting a black powder revolver from under a duvet on a box spring mattress in the woods, in the rain, and being really impressed with how serious he was taking what he was doing, but then later suddenly realizing if I told someone I had just watched that with a straight face they'd have asked if I was okay.
      The man has an unusual way of making the insane seem logical which is unnerving and problematic for me.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        He’s a man driven by results

  18. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Hi. Today, we are in Argent D'Nur, so please bear with any screams of the damned in the background.
    >Several viewers have criticized my choice of #4 buck for home defense.
    >They say that the shot pellets are of an "insufficient size" do do serious damage to a target, and that 00 buck is superior in terms of "damage potential".
    >Well today we are going to put that to the test. I have around me several imps and other varieties of demons which we will use as a target.
    >Today we will be shooting Remington green and yellow box 12 gauge #4 buck and comparing it to Remington green and yellow box 12 gauge 00 buck, and we will use my heirloom double barreled shotgun for the tests.
    >I'm going to load a shell of the #4 in the left chamber, and a shell of the 00 in the right chamber.
    > [Shoulders rifle, shooting at one imp, then another]
    > [Walks up to the first imp, curb stomps its head] Let's examine the target.
    >As you can see, the #4 buck went through the demon's ribs, which we are using as a stand-in for human ribs, through its fire bladder, which we are using as a stand-in for human lung tissue, and were stopped by the ribs on the other side.
    > [Walks up to the second imp, puts his hands in its skull, and rips it in half] Now we can examine the second target.
    >The 00 buck went right through, and we can see similar amounts of damage between the two demons.
    >So, what did we learn? Well, #4 buck and 00 buck are similar in terms of damage potential, but 00 can penetrate quite a bit more, and may not suit your needs for home defense.
    > [Cacodemon floats up over a ridge] But is #4 buck unable to seriously damage a target? [Loads two #4 shells, aims, and shoots down the cacodemon] You be the judge.
    >And as always, do not try this at home, I'm what you call a professional. Thanks for watching.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous
  19. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Paul and Hickok too.
    But I'd love to bribe Ian with some obscure french ammo
    >See, Ian, every day I survive means you get a 20 round box of that super dried-up french boolits

  20. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Paul, no one else, Im sure he's the only man who took bodies and probably saw some shit in combat, the rest are boomers and boomer lites.

  21. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    The german crossbow guy. He will looks happy and laughing while killing the enemies.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      I too will have to go with Joerg. He's like a German Mcguyver

  22. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    well paul is kind of a given.

    i feel like i would not get along with ian personality wise, he seems to be very serious, but his interest in military history in general means he probably knows tactic, combine that with paul and i should be solid.

    hickok can shoot the hair off a gnats ass but i dont really feel like he has the disposition to really be gung ho about saving me. ian and i live in the same city, so i guess we have that to talk about.

  23. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Am I just fucking retarded for gravitating towards Brandon for the sole purpose of access to fully automatic weapons?

    Him and Paul easily is the best choice.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >556
      Blessed digits and a decent perspective. I guess Ian could probably grab something in fun auto from rock island to bring along too, so those two are really the only valid options for any kind of suppressing fire en masse and would have an advantage in quite a few situations. Both are young and fit and can shoot decently, so they'd be the best two choices imho with the addition of fun auto, but you'd have to deal with Brandon inevitably shooting Ian at some point for being an absolute fucking gay in many regards. On that basis I would pick Brandon and Hickock45 - Brandon can bring the fun auto shit and can move well if you ration his supply of whiteclaw, and while Hickock is going to have a mobility penalty he'll be ripping scalps off at several hundred yards with a 3" barreled revolver and God help anyone within a half a mile if he has something with a barrel longer than his dick. I also feel like neither of the two would end up trying to kill each other as neither are gays, and I'd have a decent shot at securing an AK .50 for myself in fun auto to troll the everloving fuck out of gunranges with until the day I die.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      This. Not picking Paul means he's coming after you and it wouldn't matter who you did pick. Brandon has access to not only a pretty decent arsenal he owns a factory and has a few qualified people on his payroll. Plus he has the whiteclaw.
      The rest of them, aside from Hickok45 who is old as fuck god bless him, are utter gays. Ian is a pussy. Matt can't aim for shit. The black guy is a black guy. I love Hickok, but the man is 3000 years old and he isn't going to be up to the kind of work he'd need to do in order to get to me.

      Obvious answer is Paul and Brandon

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Solution - have Brandon share his whiteclaw with Hickock so he can power through the joint pain of being old and large, and ascend from being a demigod with any firearm on earth to a literal God of Lead with his nerves and muscles further steadied by keeping him within the Ballmer Curve of intoxication where it's just enough for shit to not hurt and move a bit better without getting sloppy. Paul is Paul and he's a terrifying bastard to deal with if he's an enemy for certain, but you'd have suppressing fire and a buffed Hickock45 to help aide you so I'd wager it'd cancel out. The rest are easy pickings.

  24. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    So would I. Though it will hurt to have Ian as an enemy.

  25. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Young hickock would smoke them all out, but he is old.

  26. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Paul is a must take. Probably more so than any other guntuber out there for…. reasons.

    But there’s a lot more people i’d take over Hickock. He’s just too old to keep up if you had to go innawoods. If his son came with him it would be a great bonus

  27. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Paul and use the Nog as bait with a suicide vest, Paul would approve this action

  28. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    what happens when the rest track you easily

  29. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Paul because he actually knows how to shoot.
    Ian because he's young and probably wouldn't be completely insufferable to hang out with.

    If you watch a few of their videos you'll realize neither Brandon or Demoranch can shoot worth a shit. (Brandon is a particularly bad shot) You can also tell by their bodies that neither of them are very good at cardio. Noir is a moron and therefore has literally never been in the woods once in is life. Hickock is too old to be effective.

  30. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Id take Paul and the Demolition ranch dude.
    Hickock is like the sniper from MGS. if you just wait long enough.....

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