If we bought Argentinians for what they are worth and sold Argentinians for what they believe to be worthy of we would become billionaires pretty fast.
Why would I want to live in a turd-world continent that is nothing but shithole that I completely forget about, unless if it's brought up here?
Also, how the hell did Brazil win a war against NATO, if they conquered French Guiana (and took Suriname and Guyana along with it, and conquered the Guays in the meantime)?
>after ww3 starts
that shite will never start, same as nuke flying. At most, you will have Russia vs Ukraine on steroids, and that's IF it's on the script.
Honest answer? Anything south of puerto montt, I already bought a bunch of land years ago, and we are ready to move there as soon as my friend in the army gives me the signal, if you're around you know which playing card you can use to identify yourself as a fellow polack.
peru or chile
argentina is dirt poor im talking about not even working electric and heat there.
brazil is a shithole full of morons
colombia has too many cartels
RACIALLY Argentina is the least stinky turd in that turd pile, but there are other things to consider. 2/3rds of Argentina is a freezing desert. Chile, on the other hand, has massive amounts of water all year long.
One other problem with Argentina is that is has the 4th largest gnomish population of any country on earth (about 150K).
If you come down here I am going to rape you, canibalize you and murder you. Yes, in that order, you fucking gay. Down fucking come here, ypu absolute subhuman.
>If you come down here I am going to rape you, canibalize you and murder you. Yes, in that order, you fucking gay. Down fucking come here, ypu absolute subhuman.
find a cave a few dozen kilometers from your home, or dig the earth and build a shelter. it's better than being in an unpredictable situation in unfamiliar territory.
If war between SA nations breaks out Argentina would be the safest. It's border with Chile is basically all mountain range, and Brazil is likely to break out in civil war
Why go here when you can go to Afghanistan? The men of that country have proven to be able to resist the strongest militaries and Propaganda of the world
Santiago might (and hopefully Ñuñoa) get nuked. Because this country is autistic if Santiago falls, everything goes down too.
As long as you are in small towns and you have methods to self-sustain you will be good.
What?
You have that memeflag but still have to ask…
You know which one is the best.
If we bought Argentinians for what they are worth and sold Argentinians for what they believe to be worthy of we would become billionaires pretty fast.
Chile?
The one that's not on the map
shhh
Don't tell them you idiot
fuck off.
Argentina and chile are white ethnostates
>Argentina and chile are white ethnostates
kys chicano
Argentina and Uruguay are the best countries in south america by miles
If that's true there's no hope.
holy kek
Uruguay is shitty. But Argentina is v based. Also I love how you fuckers are always on at 3am Argentina time lol
Why would I want to live in a turd-world continent that is nothing but shithole that I completely forget about, unless if it's brought up here?
Also, how the hell did Brazil win a war against NATO, if they conquered French Guiana (and took Suriname and Guyana along with it, and conquered the Guays in the meantime)?
Yes, stay in burgerland and turn into a shadow on the ground.
>after ww3 starts
that shite will never start, same as nuke flying. At most, you will have Russia vs Ukraine on steroids, and that's IF it's on the script.
Theres like 3 countries missing
I tend to forget ecuador exists. I'm surprised it's there.
Honest answer? Anything south of puerto montt, I already bought a bunch of land years ago, and we are ready to move there as soon as my friend in the army gives me the signal, if you're around you know which playing card you can use to identify yourself as a fellow polack.
Didn't know Brazil had annexed Uruguay, Paraguay, ans the Guianas.
Not yet…
In ethnical terms Brazilians did.
wtf thats missing like half countries, no uruguay, no paraguay, not guayanas
Eu sou um garoto muito gostoso
Voce e um garoto muito viado
gubra gão
argentina, hitler used to hide there
Yes and it killed him
the garden gnomes will be in Argentina
you'd get raped to death in any of them either way it's up to you
If anything happens to a gringo over here it becomes national news dumbass.
not when the rest of the world is burning
True, but at that point then that applies to everyone doesn't it?
Come home white man.
peru or chile
argentina is dirt poor im talking about not even working electric and heat there.
brazil is a shithole full of morons
colombia has too many cartels
>not even working electric and heat there
please send dollars
probably the falklands
morons can't cross water
None of the countries on that map exist.
RACIALLY Argentina is the least stinky turd in that turd pile, but there are other things to consider. 2/3rds of Argentina is a freezing desert. Chile, on the other hand, has massive amounts of water all year long.
One other problem with Argentina is that is has the 4th largest gnomish population of any country on earth (about 150K).
None
When the Nukes fly the ones with said bombs will make sure no one outlives their nation.
The permanent 5 have made sure everyone gets nuked even if they aren't at war with them.
A world without country X is not a world worth existing so burn it all.
This is the Truth of the Sampson option
Permanent 5??
>Permanent 5
China, France, Russia, the United Kingdom, and the United States.
The countries that actually control the UN
Nvm did a google. Learned something new today thnx. Going to research deeper
those missiles can't reach us
Argentina of course
stay away from argentina, gringo. we don't need your fagotry in here
aflojale al RT zurdito
What the fuck is this map? Is this like the 120+ year old borders? Where the fuck is French Guiana, Paraguay and Uruguay for starters?
Paraguay because most people forget it exists
Definitely Argentina. Even Hitler went there after ww2.
Buy our pork please
Deep south brazil
Uruguay?
Argentina is literally in starvation
https://www.thenewhumanitarian.org/analysis/2023/02/09/Argentina-food-hunger-poverty-hyperinflation
many such articles
If you come down here I am going to rape you, canibalize you and murder you. Yes, in that order, you fucking gay. Down fucking come here, ypu absolute subhuman.
>If you come down here I am going to rape you, canibalize you and murder you. Yes, in that order, you fucking gay. Down fucking come here, ypu absolute subhuman.
The map is wrong. The Falkland Islands aren't part of Argentina.
https://impact.economist.com/sustainability/project/food-security-index/
rank 54 almost last in the latin americans for food stockpiled
worse place to hunker down
god, that's awful choices. that's the best you can do?
South America has its issues, but it's nothing like the nuclear waste dump that is Central America. Anyone know why Central America is so much worse?
They need to fight some fucking wars already
They are close to the equator and don’t need to work or cooperate to survive the winter.
They have the same weather all year long and their food literally falls from trees no matter how poor or lazy they are.
Southern South America is a lot like the midwest up to Canada. It gets cold and you must work hard and cooperate to survive the winter.
Which one of these countries will give me the best chance of getting a wife looking for a green card
South Americans don't go to the United States so I guess I would try a Haitian immigrant in Chile
Sorry forgot to specify. No morons.
Hmmm
Maybe northeastern Brasil then
Chile is the best option. A spare nuke might hit Santiago but that’s it. Not enough nukes.
From Uruguay downwards anywhere. There are simulations that show the radioactive clouds of the total nuclear war won't get there.
>implying buenos aires is not getting nuked
find a cave a few dozen kilometers from your home, or dig the earth and build a shelter. it's better than being in an unpredictable situation in unfamiliar territory.
Why would you go to Africa?
Brazil
>20km wide
>1000km long
chileans, explain yourselves this instant
Andes mountain system between Chile and Argentina as natural border
but what if you want to play a game of football east/west?
it's a long story
my vote is for paraguay. it's cheap, in the middle of nowhere, has nice weather and is the least likely to get nuked as it would be pointless.
You can come to my house
cool, i'll bring the wine
Better bring some fish
it's actually 4,200 kms long with an average width of 110
i say the same about my cock but we both know it's not true
Don't be sad, anon. As long as your mother loves you, you don't need the approval of any other woman. I believe in you.
Colombia is great HOWEVER it's more and more overrun with subhuman Venezuelans
If war between SA nations breaks out Argentina would be the safest. It's border with Chile is basically all mountain range, and Brazil is likely to break out in civil war
false, the correct answer is easter island. the statues animate and rise out of the ground to defend the isle when enemy ships appear on the horizon
Why go here when you can go to Afghanistan? The men of that country have proven to be able to resist the strongest militaries and Propaganda of the world
west chubut
Surinam
It's gonna be hilarious when tons of gringos start pouring across the border and taking all the jobs and getting free housing and healthcare. HAHA
Santiago might (and hopefully Ñuñoa) get nuked. Because this country is autistic if Santiago falls, everything goes down too.
As long as you are in small towns and you have methods to self-sustain you will be good.
You should buy some goats