which is the best shotgun for an heroing? i had always assumed it was a semi auto of some kind

which is the best shotgun for an heroing? i had always assumed it was a semi auto of some kind

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Blunderbuss.

    Pirate outfit is also mandatory

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Great heights are more effective

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Shotgun has the highest success rate.
      Best option is to stand on a ledge and shotgun yourself. If you do it correctly it might even look like someone shot you and wanted to make it look like a suicide.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        No it isn't, a rifle is.
        More than a few people have tried killing themselves with a shotgun, completely obliterated their face, but survived.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Doesn't matter. Shotgun still has the highest rate.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Cite your source, gay.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          wrong, nice try though retard.
          the reason shotguns and rifles fail to kill someone is because they point the gun straight upwards and blow off the entire front of their face instead of aiming it at the brain stem.
          Has more to do with people being completely fucking retarded than it does with the capabilities of the firearm itself.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Dont have a nice day. If you wanted to die you would achieve it through any immediate means. Killing yourself with a gun just draws more negative attention to firearms. Give it time annon, things will get better if you fight through it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Franky this. Nearly killed myself in 2019. Now I'm married and couldn't be happier.
      Go fix your problems, you can do it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      get a couple credit cards and run wild in mexico for a couple weeks, maybe you'll feel better

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    hook yourself up to mains power in a way that won't trip the breaker
    it takes a bit of knowledge, but isn't very hard

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Just take the box off the breaker and touch the bolts at the top

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        depending on where you live, the exact setup of your home and how conductive you're feeling today, you might just trip the next breaker down the line
        the point is that you'll sometimes survive because your resistance drops off very quickly after dielectric breakdown of your skin tissue, thus causing a spike in the current, which trips the breaker
        you also have to grab the neutral wire first or you'll just trip the GFCI
        if I were to do it, I'd make sure that there is just a constant ~1A current running through my heart, ensuring it stops thus resulting in a quick suffocation

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          What?
          You're completing the circut above the breakers.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            there are breakers before the breakers, unless you're hooked directly into whatever line is powering your neighborhood
            I once shut down power for my entire apartment complex because I fucked up the wiring on a power rectifier

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically a magnum pistol of some kind.
    >Easy to get in position to obliterate brainstem while keeping grip on trigger
    >Cavitating, high penetration to bust the skull
    >If you're an open casket fag, you can do the chest easy too
    >If you fuck up and are left injured, you are likely to be able to pull trigger again compared to manual action long gun
    >Easy to sneak into pediatric ward or fine dining establishment for best audience.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    the one the atf agent will have to train on you when you raid one of their many field offices

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How about this, Anon...
    Instead of being a sad, fat fag beating off to chud porn, join a gym, get hench and get a hot chick. You will feel great as an alpha. Use that shotgun to go duck hunting or some shit instead. Or better yet, get an AK like a real chad

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Double barrel always

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Never understood why people don’t just OD on heroin or something. Seems easy and you’d be asleep.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, drink a fuck ton, take as many pill opiates as possible then slam some H.
      Bye bye and comfy

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Bitch, that shit is hella expensive. Might as well rent a helium tank and a mask.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    KSG according to /PrepHole/

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Explain your situation and let’s see if we can fix it with some practicality , based James poster

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Shockwave a good tool?

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >i had always assumed it was a semi auto of some kind
    Why? It's not exactly like you're gonna make any follow up shots

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