which gun and loading will work the best against zogbots? 12ga buckshot? 308 solid brass?

which gun and loading will work the best against zogbots? 12ga buckshot? 308 solid brass?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Assuming that they were armored, nothing short of .308 AP would do anything. Anyone know if EMP grenades can be a thing?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      5.56 FMJ out of an uncircumcised barrel will punch through most level III plates (III+ is a made up marketing term, it could be anything)

      https://www.carbontv.com/shows/the-wound-channel/seasons/1/episodes/1/

      All of those robots combined couldn't carry a single suit of full body LV4 armor that would be required to protect even one of them.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Be much easier to get a flamethrower set up to spray corrosive chemicals onto a hypothetically well armored bot and then just frick off for 10 minutes while it melts.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Orrrr just a regular fricking flamethrower

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Anyone know if EMP grenades can be a thing?
      Look up NNEMP.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The leafs made a robot? There were at least 10 other nations I would've thought of before in terms of robot building.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Leafs made that big robot crane arm for the space shuttles

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Canadian robotics are some my of the best in the world.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >My
        Leafs out now

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because of the absolute weirdness of their procurement, struggles with recruitment but considerable advancements in drone/automatron technology, and a desire to engage with Japan and Korea more, the first fully armed tactically deployable frickbot that everyone in these threads wants will probably come from Australia. It will be the biggest shit post of the 21st century.
      Taiwanese will want to be invaded just to be rescued by blood-spattered 6'8" robo-mommy with a synthetic Geelong accent who never stops swearing.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It looks like the child of a T-800 and a UED from Robocop: Rogue City.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >12ga buckshot
    You'd want a slug before buckshot. ft/lbs would be the name of game against mechanical foe, assuming they're bullet proof. Currently all of them could be taken out with a 22lr, baseball bat, a light push, or uneven ground.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone got a video of the Chinkbot running?

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a randomly placed .22 will take out one of these bots
    they have no armor
    they are delicate
    they are built just barely strong enough to support their own weight when doing a backflip
    their insides are packed tight with electronics, and wire harness
    a single damaged wire harness from any caliber, and the thing will drop dead and lose 90% of its functionality.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This.
      Also the boolit will bounce around inside of robocop, turning its wires and circuit boards to liquid.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The weakest robot can carry 100lbs
      That's a lot of armor. They will be armored. They will not refuse an unlawful order. Good luck.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The weakest robot can carry 100lbs
        1. No it cant
        2. I cant wait to see it try to get 100 pounds across an area larger than a garage.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    muh dick / hot jizz

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Literally any intermediate cartridge will penetrate plastic and aluminum

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wake me up when we get robots like this

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >in the near future, you could die from asphyxiation after eating out 2B's silicone ass
      I am ready

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the leaf robot has potential

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the leaf robot has potential

      Phoenix is soulful

      Not him but it looks like a friendly home robot, do your chores and cook for you.

      Looks like it has some good thick thighs to plap.

      Can we all agree Phoenix is a Power Bottom?

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Chigna robots
    >Boston Dynamics Spot as logo
    Implessive

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    British style Muslim acid attacks

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tesla robot on here
    lmfao, that piece of shit can't even walk. They literally had it bolted to the floor in its preview.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They finally solved the walking issue

      ?t=40
      Sort of

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Looks pathetic compared to the stuff Atlas HD was doing years ago.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Still doing better than it's predecessor, given time it will just keep improving

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >01
    We are just trying to speedrun to the Matrix, aren't we?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My first thought. Let's hope our leaders come to an economic agreement with 01 instead of committing to the stupid Dark Storm plan

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I mean as long as some people side with them, they'll probably leave us alone, right?

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I tried

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its always gonna see you before you see it. Once they arm robots its pretty much joeover

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >china bot vastly taller than average chink
    Theyre already getting mogged by their own bots.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >chinkbot
    >11mph

    w-why do they need sucha a fast humanoid?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't believe it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Be you in 2033
      >Try to steal an old, rickety 2022 Tesla
      >You accidentally set off the alarm
      >The McPolice have already been notified
      >They send out the camera drones and the McRape bots
      >You see the McRape bots come running around the corner of block in your rearview mirror
      >their wieners flapping as they run
      >One of the Drones EMPs the car killing it and causing the doors to lock
      >feeling of panic, and raw fear swells up in your chest right as the McRape bots make it the car
      >They surround it and one smashes the windshield and grabs you by the collar
      >You try to break free but it has a grip of iron
      >Two other McRape bots come over and help the first pin you to the ground ass up
      >The firs one rips of your clothing while the others restrain you
      > As you strain your neck trying to see what is going on you see their 9 inch silicon dicks beginning to grow and harden
      >The first one now mounting your naked ass, presses its rubber hardon into you
      >Another one uses its wiener to gag you by gaping your throat with its 8 inch silicon girth
      >The camera drones begin recording and live streaming to all the smart billboads nearby
      >It begins thrusting using its McVax fluid mixed with blood for lube
      >After 30 minutes it finishes, filling you with its McFlurry goodness
      >the bots sprint away to the scene of another crime as quickly as they came
      >You lay there a traumatized, McBuckbroken shell of a man

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Always cracks me up, no matter how many times I read it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ba da ba ba baa

        Good thing I'll be dead before 2033

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Welcome to the future, it's worse than actual Hell

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >suicide bot
        >$30k

        Too much. Did someone save the Whaleed al Pixari trench removal? The one that completely turned a trench into a crater?

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    80 kilos? 70 kilos? 64? 55? 47?!
    What are those scrawny robohomies? I'm going to frick them up so bad lol.
    Second Renaissance can not come soon enough LMAO.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > Teslabot

    You do know that was a shitpost, right?

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Somebody post that Kamski jest screencap.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You honestly telling me Japan doesn't have one?

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The problem will be that as soon as you shoot one, 1000 more will converge on your location.

    I don't see any way around the totalitarian future we're headed for.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wasn't looking at the flags but I hate the chinese one the most. Uncanny as frick. STOP WEARING A SHIRT YOU DO NOT FIT IN. YOU DO NOT LOOK HUMAN. FRICKING CHINK CLANKER

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s to cover up its dangling innards, much in the same way PrepHole wears shirts to cover up their dangling b***h breasts and skinnyfat builds.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Have you figured out it's meant to be a quadruped but they're cheating a bit?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This.
      The best domestic robots look like store mannequins or wooden dolls.
      What's the point of it being a robot if you can't tell?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >What's the point of it being a robot if you can't tell?
        To please the types of unimaginative morons that can't connect with something unless it looks completely human, and ignoring the fact that humans will naturally pack-bond with just about anything regardless of how human or inhuman it may be.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Just make your robot humanoid and you will packbond with it pretty quickly, hell in portal 2 you bond with a literal circle with an "eye". No idea why companies think they need their robots to look 1:1 human in order to sell

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I agree. The best robot will have humanoid traits but still obviously be a robot. Also, I think it should look vaguely feminine, because I enjoy that.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think the average person would be more comfortable with a robot that looked like a robot than they would some creepy skinwalker.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        (me)
        I mean look at this, it's just too cute.

        Whatever happened to the Honda ASIMO? Come on Japan, you're supposed to be leading the world in robots, you've been memeing it for decades

        I made an Asimo poster for art class in highschool back in 2004.
        Asimo had no spine or waist, and Honda never kept funding for the next hurdle, which was huge. Not a linear investment, when you add another degree of freedom in the torso, to manage.
        There was also a Hyundai contender, I think HRP-1 was maybe the name.

        A few months ago, I was browsing 2ch, using auto-translate. Some nationalistic Japanese were in fact complaining, that Japan never makes anything "real," just toys like Sony Aibo and cosmetic skins for games. That Japan seems doomed to subservience without originality or the talent for it.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Hyundai contender
          Didn't they buy Boston Dynamics like a year ago?

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my dick and my semen

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what's with you guys and fricking robots??

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, getting rejected is part of life, grow up, man up, and make sensible choices.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        IMAGINE WOMAN BUT NOT LOUD. WIFE BAD FISHING GOOD.

        The problem will be that as soon as you shoot one, 1000 more will converge on your location.

        I don't see any way around the totalitarian future we're headed for.

        Magic fabricators don't exist and if LA SF are any indication the homeless will slather shit all over their sensors if not outright steal it's internals for copper.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The really deadly ones won't have legs.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      moronic Scifi nonsense from noguns homosexuals.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >strikes the base of the skull before the target can even turn their head
        Nothing personnel.

        https://www.youtube.com/shorts/HFf8uTLql8o

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Edited ching chong garbage

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Electric Atlas is almost twice as heavy as the hydraulic version
    I thought hydraulics would have made it heavier than its electric counterpart

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    future zogbots will be able to detect incoming projectiles triangulate the projectiles point of origin, then eject its onboard cassettes of nano-drones to your position, incapacitating the bot will be only part of the problem

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whatever happened to the Honda ASIMO? Come on Japan, you're supposed to be leading the world in robots, you've been memeing it for decades

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only realistic depiction of the Terminator would be the T-1

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    (me)
    And before "not weapon related"

    https://i.imgur.com/nOHYpID.jpeg

    >What's the point of it being a robot if you can't tell?
    To please the types of unimaginative morons that can't connect with something unless it looks completely human, and ignoring the fact that humans will naturally pack-bond with just about anything regardless of how human or inhuman it may be.

    https://i.imgur.com/A3XYRDx.jpeg

    Just make your robot humanoid and you will packbond with it pretty quickly, hell in portal 2 you bond with a literal circle with an "eye". No idea why companies think they need their robots to look 1:1 human in order to sell

    Yeah, people get attached to microwaves and cars already.
    ... even guns.
    >to please unimaginative morons
    I think it will be more a combo of coomers and status flexing. Perfect mimicry is difficult to achieve and maintain (or repair) so, regardless of functionality, whoever wants to flaunt luxury will go for it.
    >no idea why companies need their robots to look 1:1 human
    Medical and care robots may continue to look simple, I predict.
    Easier to disinfect, more resistant to bumps and sharp corners.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Where did you get this picture of my wife?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's from PSO-World forums.
        And this is something I painted in 2010 🙂

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is the point of digits two glowing eyes, they don't look line sensors

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "Look, it's either this or googly eyes..."

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Can I just pick no eyes?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I fricking hate this homosexual. Whenever I see it in the store I want to tip it over.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It would be better without the googley eyes I agree. But surely it is more bottom heavy than it appears

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm pretty sure the top is just hollow and holds the vacuum bag for the lower roomba part. The reason it's so tall is to keep people from accidentally walking into it. They're very bottom heavy.

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't tell which one looks worse, the Chinese H1 or the Canadian Phoenix

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Phoenix is soulful

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It looks cheap to me. What do you like about it?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The fact it's using a 90s beige casing and has a head that looks like Marvin the Robot from the Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy TV series. It has no pretensions it'll be a cutting-edge machine, but it might pave the way for something practical.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not him but it looks like a friendly home robot, do your chores and cook for you.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Looks like it has some good thick thighs to plap.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I still don't know why it has onee and thigh pads. Seems like it would just add weight to me.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                To robodom my head between.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                knee pad to give you a kneeling handjob (until they sell mouth add-on)

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If anything, maximing the weight down low is the best you can do for balance sake. This is actually pretty easy to try out yourself. Just try balancing on one foot and compare balancing via moving your upper body around vs moving your legs around while trying to keep your upper body as centered as possible.

                Thick tighs is not only an aesthetic choice but also an engineering one as well.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So if it's gotta be bipedal, make it small-ish with a lower center of gravity and big boots. Understood.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >no Roll swiping your floor and greeting you after you come back home
                where is Dr. Light when you need him

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Tactical shortstacks. Got it.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                https://i.imgur.com/nk2M7v3.gif

                So if it's gotta be bipedal, make it small-ish with a lower center of gravity and big boots. Understood.

                Hahaha, my perfect shortstack octopusgirl robots are not only immacelutately tasteful, erotic, and endearing in a alien, mysterious yet all too familiar way BUT also a most viable, efficient and versatile design.
                Thick meaty tentacles that taper to smaller tips can accomplish a lot household tasks while still allowing the upperbody to remain as completely humanoid. Not to mention being able to evenly spread that weight and grab onto any manner of surface.
                Oh yes this thread has certainly given me some ideas.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Thick meaty tentacles that taper to smaller tips can accomplish a lot household tasks while still allowing the upperbody to remain as completely humanoid. Not to mention being able to evenly spread that weight and grab onto any manner of surface.
                They already made something like that. It was incredibly effective for being something relatively simple.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Neat, thanks anon.
                This video has me going down a rabit hole of soft robotics.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No problem, soft robotics is a interesting field so I am glad I got you going down that rabbit hole. I am still a fan of hard robots though and am glad that so far every company is going the hard route right now

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The OPs image is mislabeled the Phoenix robot there is actually a different robot and isn't Canadian.

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >which weapon
    My dick
    >which load
    My cum

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A 10mm Hi-Point, but only if you hold it sideways.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It gets harder to not be racist every single day

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do the robotic delivery companies just not deliver to certain areas anymore, or did they find a way to prevent Black folk from destroying them for no reason or stealing from them?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, they slap job offer armor on it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      was expecting the dog to wiener its leg and piss on it as a final act of humiliation

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No wonder all those AIs so far have turned out racist. There will be a race war in the future, but it won't be whites killing blacks, it will be robots.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        gib racist skynet gf

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to MAKE LOVE to an Assaultron

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wouldn't even turn my eyes unless she agreed to be subordinate to my assaultron waifu

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Wife can obliterate your foes with lasers
        Why did the vault boy go after that human female when he already had perfection?

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even think you need a gun

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm thinking a simple snare should be enough. I suppose some of it depends if they have tools with them or whatever.
      Then again I'm doubtful any but the newest Boston Dynamics bot could even manipulate something like scissors on the fly.
      The Tesla bot needs a human operator to mimic so all you have to do with that one is shoot it in the face and I'm assuming their camera is fricked.

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Okay but when will they look like Medabots?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hopefully never
      They shouldn't even be humanoid. I want bot with digitigrade legs or maybe a nice boxy robot with rubberized treads and half a dozen manipulator arms

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hopefully as soon as possible

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've got bad news for you.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Give it to me straight, doc.

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is anyone else excited about these things? we may live to see humanoid robots walking around doing menial tasks within our society.

    that's some shit i honestly wasn't expecting for another 150-200 years.

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gun? Just dig a hole, white robots can't jump.

    t. German

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick do chinkbot got horsewiener arms?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >chinkbot
      >11mph

      w-why do they need sucha a fast humanoid?

      I don't believe it

      I think in order to sprint, this robot goes on all fours and runs in wolf-mode.
      What I wonder is how the Chinese expect it to hold anything. They'll have to program it to sheathe any tools it's holding when it wants to run.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        On its back probably. They already gave it clothes, might as well give it a backpack as well

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SHODAN wouldn't let this zog shit slide. I'll kill all humans for the ultimate mommydom goddess.

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    China be like
    >we better than Amelika by order of magnitude
    Despite having nothing but specs on paper.

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How come there are no south Korean or Japanese robots? I figured that they would be all over that.

  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you keep making this thread? You can just push them over and unplug their shit, moron.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Unplug
      Do you think you still need a cable leading into them in order to operate?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, you fricking dunce, plenty of shit to unplug on them. Stop being moronic, shitwit.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Alright, have fun playing with plugs.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah just get close to them and yank one of these

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A quick release cannon plug is easy to quickly release.

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >5mph - 8km/h
    >5mph - 8kmh
    >5mph - 5.4kmh
    what fricking moron made this?

  47. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What do you do about this shit?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What do you do about alibaba bootleg vatnikbot, minus the vatnik part
      Shoot it

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think you got it backwards, vatnikbot is the bootleg.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's why I said minus the vatnik part. That means it's just bootleg bot.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Burqa, deformed anatomy, beady little eyes, used by the Russians for menial labor and easily disposable. This robot is of Chechen design.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >how stop?
      Give him heavy baby booties so he can't tippy-tap his feetsies

  48. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    9mm.
    Glock.
    Glock 19.
    never forget.

  49. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does the chinkbot have a moron helmet?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Those are its eyes. It's meant to be able to charge on all fours so its head can pivot on the yoke.

  50. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    troony killsquads with Zogbots and Robo-Zogos. What would you do?

  51. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Penis because I want to have sex with them.

  52. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The answer for all robots humanoid or otherwise is to aim for center mass. The only real weak points on robots see their power supply and computer both of which are in the chest area.

    You can't target limbs because they are just motors actuators and wires and are either too simple or too small to practically do damage.

    You can't target optics because they all have redundant cameras and also use additional sensors like lidar.

    Finally uou don't need a particularly high calibur, these things are made of thin metal and plastic, even a .22 will penetrate destroy one if you hit the computer or battery.

  53. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But if you put all of them in a battle bots arena which one would win?

  54. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  55. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I came here expecting to see robofricker discussion.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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