Which branch is unironically gayer, the marines or the navy?

Which branch is unironically gayer, the marines or the navy?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    unironically? navy
    ironically? marines

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The marines and navy are the same branch, my dude. Don't believe me? Name the Secretary of the Marine Corps. Calling them a "Branch" is basically an honorific. The fact is the entire Marine Corps is subject to the authorities of the Chief: Naval Operations and the Secretary of the Navy. The Commandant is just the Marine Corps representative on the Joint Chiefs of Staff, and call their guy a "Commandant" instead of "Chief of Staff of..." because the "Chief of Staff" of the Marine Corps is the Chief of Staff of the Marine Corps, because the Marine Corps doesn't have a General Staff. The Commandant's position on the Joint Chiefs is similar to that of the Chief of the National Guard, except the latter is responsible for over twice the personnel and actually is responsible for and controls his own budget where the Marine Corps relies on the Navy for funding. Said budget is also over twice what the Marine Corps is allotted by the Navy. Furthermore the Marine Corps wasn't "born" in Tunn's Tug and Grub Tallywhacker Tavern except in the sense that its heritage begins there (and if that is the argument someone wants to make they should remember the organized militia tradition/minutemen the National Guard is older AND an has a better argument for being an actual branch), no no children. The "Marine Corps" was born in 1947 when established as a permanent force within the Navy, and then only because the Navy was going to get rid of them and some Marine officers rans crying like little b***hes past their chain of command to beg some congressmen to give them special treatment in recognition of their minor role in the Pacific Campaign.

      Thanks for reading my blogpost.

      With all that said,

      FPBP

      Marines: Closeted
      Navy: Loud and proud
      Army: Soldier rumbas
      Space force: Autists
      Coast guard: Double gay

      No gays in the AF because they're all either too autistic to touch the private areas others or are loyal to their waifus.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        tldr, weak b8

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        feel like I just watched ncis after reading this.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Former Navy CTR so a little removed from the gayginess but if anything. It's all gays, moronic blacks and pass around Latinas. Even if you opt for the latter you're still gay adjacent by shared proximity to all of the dick her fat chow hall ass has been ran through. I became straight again once I became a civilian.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Having lots of experience with the Navy and Marines, I can confirm this. I've cuddled with and kissed my Marine homies good night in the field, but the Navy is just generally more gay.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Brownoid spotted, opinion discarded.
    Don't you have goats that need some fricking?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nta
      the higher ups are literally pedos, i wouldn't be surprised if its the only reason they go to shithole countries, its just like the UN

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this 100% saw a car full of underage twinks go to a military base in NE

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are you moronic? You need to leave whatever echo chamber you're in.
        [...]
        >all politicians and tyrants are pedophiles
        So true, everyone whos ever been a politician ever has been sexually attracted to children.
        >It comes with the territory of wanting power over others.
        Sorry having power doesn't fit within your purview of morality, you'll just always be at the mercy of people who don't care.

        Correct
        [...]
        [...]
        post gun + hand + outlet
        [...]
        A man should have power over himself and his family. No man should have power over another man.

        [...]
        >Epstein never happened

        >Inb4 Da joos
        >Inb4 zigger and chinaman slop
        >inb4 larptriots being like I love America bro I just think we should destroy it bro

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yes the israelites

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you moronic? You need to leave whatever echo chamber you're in.

      [...]
      Imma be real, all politicians and tyrants are pedophiles. Every one of them. It comes with the territory of wanting power over others.

      >all politicians and tyrants are pedophiles
      So true, everyone whos ever been a politician ever has been sexually attracted to children.
      >It comes with the territory of wanting power over others.
      Sorry having power doesn't fit within your purview of morality, you'll just always be at the mercy of people who don't care.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      >the Middle East out of nowhere

      >Epstein never happened

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      someone post the webm, you know the one.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Imma be real, all politicians and tyrants are pedophiles. Every one of them. It comes with the territory of wanting power over others.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Correct

      [...]
      Brownoid spotted, opinion discarded.
      Don't you have goats that need some fricking?

      [...]
      >the Middle East out of nowhere

      post gun + hand + outlet

      Are you moronic? You need to leave whatever echo chamber you're in.
      [...]
      >all politicians and tyrants are pedophiles
      So true, everyone whos ever been a politician ever has been sexually attracted to children.
      >It comes with the territory of wanting power over others.
      Sorry having power doesn't fit within your purview of morality, you'll just always be at the mercy of people who don't care.

      A man should have power over himself and his family. No man should have power over another man.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >A man should have power over himself and his family. No man should have power over another man.
        Awesome, I'll make sure to tell all world leaders that. Hopefully we can secure that Libertarian ideal and ignore human nature.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This libertarian ideal never works in practice outside of a few small tribes/communities. In a setting like a nation, that sort of ideal falls apart the moment you need to manage the country and infrastructure as a whole. Which requires the aid of the states/principalities.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Marines: Closeted
    Navy: Loud and proud
    Army: Soldier rumbas
    Space force: Autists
    Coast guard: Double gay

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to be honest with you, chief. The Army 11Bs are the gayest. We think we're not gay, because we hear they do gayer shit, so that gives us the confidence to be as gay as possible, then we get a service transfer, and guess what he tells us? That we're way gayer than 03xx Marines or any Navy cats he's run into. Army is the gay service. DSG Herrington knew it too.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >the Middle East out of nowhere

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Navy used to run on Rum, Sodomy, and the Lash. They banned alcohol and corporal punishment so the Navy Triple Downs on Sodomy these days.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Says the guy sucking off his Sgt in a porta-john while bluejackets are bukkaking probably legal hookers in Busan after recovering from the clap they got banging an entire village worth of starving Filipina bawds.

      Don't forget to swallow or you won't get that Must Promote eval, soldier!

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I knew a guy who said the best head he ever got was from another man in the MUHRINES. He had a girlfriend too. I think they were just horny while in Iraq.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      only makes sense the person who has been jerking off and fricking with a set of genitals knows what makes them feel good better than the opposite sex, its too bad men just aren't attractive while breasts and feminine hips/asses are manna from heaven

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        homie you gay

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          all I'm saying is if dudes looked like women and had breasts and vagene I would become a raging homosexual

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So tomboys?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >bear force one
      Damn, I remember this from the synchtube days

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In terms of sheer volume? Navy. Gay density? Marines.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >marines
    The most homophobic yet the most homoerotic branch vid related: https://files.catbox.moe/jr3prk.mp4
    >navy
    >”gays in the army? That’s what the navy’s for!”

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think you must have linked the wrong video? Nothing gay in your video, just some bros hanging out and licking each other a little bit (as a joke).

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its one step from homophobia to homosexuality

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The USMC would be the gayest except they always say no homosexual first

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is a real magazine cover

      What is the most lesbian branch of the US military?

      I had a drink at a gay bar in Honolulu and everywhere in there were fat Navy lesbians who drove forklifts.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >a real magazine cover
        >3381 Sgt busting tape with shitty tats and crossed eyes
        >out of reg for no goddam reason
        >carrying surplus WWI bayonet for no goddamn reason
        >18yo moronic twink shaking his ass
        >ruining something meant for everyone
        homie that's goddamn journalism, 100% this exact scene happened and we are just lucky enough to have a witness draw it from memory

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Navy has lots more seamen

      %3D%3D

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I like this one better

        ?si=WPq4u3g8ZqcKz4ft

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The coast guard. They're like the navy's weekend warriors except they don't have the sense to go home after the weekend's over.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is the most ironically gay branch of the military?

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is the most lesbian branch of the US military?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Every serving member of the Air Force is a lesbian

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    army

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    marines are part of the navy

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Marines aren't a branch in any way but name. The national guard and coast guard are also "branches" by the same logic used to call the marines a branch. It's like in the star wars prequel when Samuel L. Jackson tells Anakin that he can sit on the jedi council but is not awarded the rank of master, where the joint chiefs are the council.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Marines aren't a branch
      There are 4 official service branches in the DoD- Army, Navy, Marines, Air Force, and 6 Joint Chiefs- Army, Navy, Marines, Air Force, National Guard Bureau and Space Operations.
      The Coast Guard is nominally part of DHS but in theater it works with Navy command, and in wartime direct control passes to the DoD, and it is officially a military service branch. Space Force is the final service branch and it is administered by the Air Force

      The marines and navy are the same branch, my dude. Don't believe me? Name the Secretary of the Marine Corps. Calling them a "Branch" is basically an honorific. The fact is the entire Marine Corps is subject to the authorities of the Chief: Naval Operations and the Secretary of the Navy. The Commandant is just the Marine Corps representative on the Joint Chiefs of Staff, and call their guy a "Commandant" instead of "Chief of Staff of..." because the "Chief of Staff" of the Marine Corps is the Chief of Staff of the Marine Corps, because the Marine Corps doesn't have a General Staff. The Commandant's position on the Joint Chiefs is similar to that of the Chief of the National Guard, except the latter is responsible for over twice the personnel and actually is responsible for and controls his own budget where the Marine Corps relies on the Navy for funding. Said budget is also over twice what the Marine Corps is allotted by the Navy. Furthermore the Marine Corps wasn't "born" in Tunn's Tug and Grub Tallywhacker Tavern except in the sense that its heritage begins there (and if that is the argument someone wants to make they should remember the organized militia tradition/minutemen the National Guard is older AND an has a better argument for being an actual branch), no no children. The "Marine Corps" was born in 1947 when established as a permanent force within the Navy, and then only because the Navy was going to get rid of them and some Marine officers rans crying like little b***hes past their chain of command to beg some congressmen to give them special treatment in recognition of their minor role in the Pacific Campaign.

      Thanks for reading my blogpost.

      With all that said,

      FPBP

      [...]
      No gays in the AF because they're all either too autistic to touch the private areas others or are loyal to their waifus.

      >Secretary of the Marine Corps
      SECNAV oversees the Marines and Coast Guard, and SOF/OS oversees Air Force and Space Force, but those are still 4 independent service branches with their own command structure and operations

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are not clever or read-up on this at all. Fricking moron.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Navy is more gay in the sense that they are full of gays and they do gay shit.

    The marines are the more gay in the sense they are just insufferably loud, annoying, homosexuals and attention prostitutes that make being a marine their whole personality similar to how a large subset of harley davidson riders make owning and riding a harley their personality.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In terms of literal sex-per-butt? Navy for sure
    In terms of the more colloquial sense of the word, eh, depends on the Marine(s) but the potential is much higher

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Officially in terms of sexual assault and harassment statistics, the marines have the highest numbers against women. The navy has the highest against men.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    all of them

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      BASED warriors of zog(israeli child sex trafficking empire)

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everything's gay when it involves seamen

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Which branch is unironically gayer, the marines or the navy?

    IDF.. Right after Mosad. Mosad is more pedo i think..

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >filename
      /pol/homosexuals are so mindbroken

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As an outside observer who has known a number of people from both, I would not assume nor call either gay but between the two, it's the Marines.

    You see some shirtless protein powder addict blowing kisses to a mirror, ask yourself if you think it's more likely a sailor or a Marine? It's probably a Marine.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think the marines are more gay after 18 of them took ram ranch under siege

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the navy is the marines' lesbian mom

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So my thread about the current frontlines in Ukraine and the combat situation is off topic but this thread is?

    Are the jannies all from the navy?

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think women and seamen don't mix

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nuclear Submariner. There is no way you are sticking me on a ship under the water to not see sunlight for months on end where the most beautiful thing I can look at is anime cartoons and buddy's ass from the right angle. I need sunlight. Submariners are like those kinds of gays that never see the sun because they are partying and fricking the night away.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    paramilitary /k/ommandos

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