When is the parade scheduled to start? Have they released a list of what will be shown?

When is the parade scheduled to start? Have they released a list of what will be shown?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has there even been a rehearsal? Haven't seen anything about it on /k/. Is it really not happening or something?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >some c**t in the comments going on about how Russia dindu nuffin
        God do I hate women

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          to be fair ukraine got too wienery and now they are finding out

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            moron

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          That "woman" is probably a 47 old man, he should have got 15 ruble for his post, but his employer keeps delaying the payment.
          >Ivan, it's currently a bit tough with the paycheck, the IT is having problems, but if you accept a 40% reduction of your paycheck, we can send you the money today
          >just trying to help you here, Ivan

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      /k/ stands for eko chamber of poles and ukies. There have been no vatniks here for a year, barring the ocasional bots that collect 5+ (you)'s. If you really want to know - go to a medium-sized gaming discord or russian chans.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        much obliged

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >eko chamber
        medullo oblongato

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >i've been trying to gaslight this board for over a year and nobody else agreed with me
        >that means this entire board is an echo chamber

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >what will be shown?
    I really hope for some hackers to highjack Putins live-stream, doesn't even have to do something extreme, just something like picture related would be enough.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am stuck between wishing for lighthearted trolling and an actual attack.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        why not both?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        FPV drone with blue and yellow paint "warhead" would be a nice bit of trolling

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think that would actually have more impact. Cause think about it, that basically says "we could've bombed your parade but chose not to"

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pic
      I saw a vid of some professor who turned himself into the potato on purpose and used it the whole time during a final exam. He had a great sense of humor. I wish I had professors like that.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        My mentor in grad school would always wear silly looking hats. I thought it was a joke until he died of a brain tumor the following year. They were apparently experimental treatments.

        My other mentor randomly wore joker makeup though, no one had the balls to ask why.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I saw a vid of some professor who turned himself into a pickle on purpose. Funniest shit I've ever seen.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Holy shit that sounds like the funniest thing I've ever heard of

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is the first thing I've ever seen making that reference that's actually humorous.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >puts monkefilter on monke

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      BOOM BIG REVEAL

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tiger beating up a T-34

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tiger is such a cool looking tank

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Russia is homosexuals proofs me wrong pro tips you cannot

      West is Globohomo, Russia Gulagrapehomo.

      ONE SINGLE T-34 tank as the only tracked vehicle in the Moscow parade. LOL

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is going to probably be more Russian equipment than expected. Russia has cancelled pretty much all other large parades so they can concentrate everything in Moscow.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >

      https://i.imgur.com/yry31jf.jpg

      When is the parade scheduled to start? Have they released a list of what will be shown? (OP)
      >There is going to probably be more Russian equipment than expected. Russia has cancelled pretty much all other large parades so they can concentrate everything in Moscow.

      https://i.imgur.com/1Rm0em0.png

      imagine typing all that

      The 2023 parade was one of the shortest ever to be held in Russian history. Alongside just 11,000 personnel in the march past segment, just less than 80 vehicles took part in the mobile column, with just a T-34/85 medium tank paraded that day, the only armored presence that year.

      In addition, there was no air flypast column for the second year in a row.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >we're literally 2-3 days away from hitting 200,000 dead (if that many Russians haven't died already, which they almost certainly have)

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >>we're literally 2-3 days away from hitting 200,000 dead (if that many Russians haven't died already, which they almost certainly have)
          Even would those numbers be exaggerated, we're already at fricking TEN times both Chechen wars together.
          Imagine how many "One soldiers war''s and "Just don't tell mom I'm in Chechnya"s we're gonna see in a year or two

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Imagine
            and just imagine how extreme the vatnik cope will be, should russia actually call it quits and ends up being divided after a brutal civil war and breakup of it's territory into smaller states, nato and chinks working hand in hand trying to grab as much as possible while tracking every last warhead within formerly putin's

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              they'll probably cope by saying "WE LOST TO HATO AND NOT UKKKRAINE XAXAXAXAXA" or go "BUT LOOK AT ALL THE DAMAGE WE DID XAXAXAXAXAXA" on the way out.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Forget the Chechen Wars, Russia has lost almost double, maybe even triple, the numbers of soldiers the US lost throughout the entire Vietnam War in just ONE year.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >>we're literally 2-3 days away from hitting 200,000 dead (if that many Russians haven't died already, which they almost certainly have)
          Even would those numbers be exaggerated, we're already at fricking TEN times both Chechen wars together.
          Imagine how many "One soldiers war''s and "Just don't tell mom I'm in Chechnya"s we're gonna see in a year or two

          "liquidated" means "casualties" there, not just dead.
          Of course being WIA in Russia is as good as dead, or a fate worse than death depending on your luck.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its always been almost certain that Russian losses are 10-20% higher that the number the Ukrainian MOD comes out with daily simply because it does not include Russian MIA/Desertion/POW/Friendly fire/Executions/Murders/Accidents etc.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That "tank" looks so tacky and gay. I can't believe people here actually spammed that obviously plastic shit constantly here.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if they have the fricking audacity to show this glorified parade float

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    my bet is mostly ICBMs wunderwaffe 4x4s, also the latest batch of BMP-3s and T-72B3s before being sent to Ukraine. we'll probably see little air.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      iirc they skipped all air stuff so it's easier to defend against drone attacks

      I am stuck between wishing for lighthearted trolling and an actual attack.

      imagine:
      >live-stream of monke
      >sitting in his chair in his bunker
      >pipe creaking noise like an old submarine
      >suddenly a part of a wall burst
      >broken pipe
      >shit floods the room
      >monke first climbs on his table
      >realizes it's not stopping
      >wades through the shit to the door
      >wont budge, shit level is already too high
      >whole nation watches monke drown in shit
      >egyptian orchestra plays the anthem on monkes funeral

      (actually watch this)

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        imagine typing all that

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          had the egyptian orchestra playing the russian anthem in the backround, so all was good

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It already makes him 100x more of a useful human being than you'll ever be.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    T-62M obr 2023 Wunderwaffle

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.youtube.com/live/0QkX-vjUKi4?feature=share

    Theres this if you want to watch them get ready. The live chat is funny

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      not sure why it didnt embed

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It will happen.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So, what's going to break down this time? Will it be the armata or something else entirely.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope the Ukies fly a drone over the precession to freak out the Moscovites

      Watching the pre-stream now, haven't seen any armatas yet

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't even seen a single tank aside from the T34-85 that's at the lead

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >westerners tuning in to laugh at the shit-parade
    >RT uses gathered figures to paint a picture of westerns being scared and concerned and watching for that reason

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    THEY HAD A SINGLE TANK!
    ONE T-34 AN NO OTHER TANKS!
    ALSO NO PLANES!

    RUSSIA JUST CAN'T STOP WINNING!

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Russia is homosexuals proofs me wrong pro tips you cannot

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      West is Globohomo, Russia Gulagrapehomo.

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