When is the parade scheduled to start? Have they released a list of what will be shown? Posted on May 8, 2023 by PrepHole Contributor When is the parade scheduled to start? Have they released a list of what will be shown?
Has there even been a rehearsal? Haven't seen anything about it on PrepHole. Is it really not happening or something?
>some cunt in the comments going on about how Russia dindu nuffin
God do I hate women
to be fair ukraine got too cocky and now they are finding out
That "woman" is probably a 47 old man, he should have got 15 ruble for his post, but his employer keeps delaying the payment.
>Ivan, it's currently a bit tough with the paycheck, the IT is having problems, but if you accept a 40% reduction of your paycheck, we can send you the money today
>just trying to help you here, Ivan
PrepHole stands for eko chamber of poles and ukies. There have been no vatniks here for a year, barring the ocasional bots that collect 5+ (you)'s. If you really want to know - go to a medium-sized gaming discord or russian chans.
>i've been trying to gaslight this board for over a year and nobody else agreed with me
>that means this entire board is an echo chamber
>what will be shown?
I really hope for some hackers to highjack Putins live-stream, doesn't even have to do something extreme, just something like picture related would be enough.
I am stuck between wishing for lighthearted trolling and an actual attack.
why not both?
FPV drone with blue and yellow paint "warhead" would be a nice bit of trolling
I think that would actually have more impact. Cause think about it, that basically says "we could've bombed your parade but chose not to"
I saw a vid of some professor who turned himself into the potato on purpose and used it the whole time during a final exam. He had a great sense of humor. I wish I had professors like that.
My mentor in grad school would always wear silly looking hats. I thought it was a joke until he died of a brain tumor the following year. They were apparently experimental treatments.
My other mentor randomly wore joker makeup though, no one had the balls to ask why.
I saw a vid of some professor who turned himself into a pickle on purpose. Funniest shit I've ever seen.
Holy shit that sounds like the funniest thing I've ever heard of
This is the first thing I've ever seen making that reference that's actually humorous.
>puts monkefilter on monke
BOOM BIG REVEAL
Tiger beating up a T-34
Tiger is such a cool looking tank
ONE SINGLE T-34 tank as the only tracked vehicle in the Moscow parade. LOL
There is going to probably be more Russian equipment than expected. Russia has cancelled pretty much all other large parades so they can concentrate everything in Moscow.
When is the parade scheduled to start? Have they released a list of what will be shown? (OP)
>There is going to probably be more Russian equipment than expected. Russia has cancelled pretty much all other large parades so they can concentrate everything in Moscow.
The 2023 parade was one of the shortest ever to be held in Russian history. Alongside just 11,000 personnel in the march past segment, just less than 80 vehicles took part in the mobile column, with just a T-34/85 medium tank paraded that day, the only armored presence that year.
In addition, there was no air flypast column for the second year in a row.
>we're literally 2-3 days away from hitting 200,000 dead (if that many Russians haven't died already, which they almost certainly have)
>>we're literally 2-3 days away from hitting 200,000 dead (if that many Russians haven't died already, which they almost certainly have)
Even would those numbers be exaggerated, we're already at fucking TEN times both Chechen wars together.
Imagine how many "One soldiers war''s and "Just don't tell mom I'm in Chechnya"s we're gonna see in a year or two
and just imagine how extreme the vatnik cope will be, should russia actually call it quits and ends up being divided after a brutal civil war and breakup of it's territory into smaller states, nato and chinks working hand in hand trying to grab as much as possible while tracking every last warhead within formerly putin's
they'll probably cope by saying "WE LOST TO HATO AND NOT UKKKRAINE XAXAXAXAXA" or go "BUT LOOK AT ALL THE DAMAGE WE DID XAXAXAXAXAXA" on the way out.
Forget the Chechen Wars, Russia has lost almost double, maybe even triple, the numbers of soldiers the US lost throughout the entire Vietnam War in just ONE year.
"liquidated" means "casualties" there, not just dead.
Of course being WIA in Russia is as good as dead, or a fate worse than death depending on your luck.
Its always been almost certain that Russian losses are 10-20% higher that the number the Ukrainian MOD comes out with daily simply because it does not include Russian MIA/Desertion/POW/Friendly fire/Executions/Murders/Accidents etc.
That "tank" looks so tacky and gay. I can't believe people here actually spammed that obviously plastic shit constantly here.
Imagine if they have the fucking audacity to show this glorified parade float
my bet is mostly ICBMs wunderwaffe 4x4s, also the latest batch of BMP-3s and T-72B3s before being sent to Ukraine. we'll probably see little air.
iirc they skipped all air stuff so it's easier to defend against drone attacks
>live-stream of monke
>sitting in his chair in his bunker
>pipe creaking noise like an old submarine
>suddenly a part of a wall burst
>shit floods the room
>monke first climbs on his table
>realizes it's not stopping
>wades through the shit to the door
>wont budge, shit level is already too high
>whole nation watches monke drown in shit
>egyptian orchestra plays the anthem on monkes funeral
(actually watch this)
imagine typing all that
had the egyptian orchestra playing the russian anthem in the backround, so all was good
It already makes him 100x more of a useful human being than you'll ever be.
T-62M obr 2023 Wunderwaffle
Theres this if you want to watch them get ready. The live chat is funny
not sure why it didnt embed
It will happen.
So, what's going to break down this time? Will it be the armata or something else entirely.
I hope the Ukies fly a drone over the precession to freak out the Moscovites
Watching the pre-stream now, haven't seen any armatas yet
I haven't even seen a single tank aside from the T34-85 that's at the lead
>westerners tuning in to laugh at the shit-parade
>RT uses gathered figures to paint a picture of westerns being scared and concerned and watching for that reason
THEY HAD A SINGLE TANK!
ONE T-34 AN NO OTHER TANKS!
ALSO NO PLANES!
RUSSIA JUST CAN'T STOP WINNING!
Russia is gays proofs me wrong pro tips you cannot
West is Globohomo, Russia Gulagrapehomo.