>His body was found at the scene under a pile of blankets a day later by police, who arrived at the property on an unrelated matter.
>He was hogtied, his mouth was duct taped and his pants were pulled down to his upper thighs.
When does Home Defence go to far?
>Forced his way in to a unit
Male rape is so fucking funny isn't it? yet why is raping woman not funny?
wait, thats not funny either?
You don't find it funny because getting raped is a legit concern for bitch-made gays like you.
>Male rape is so fucking funny isn't it? yet why is raping woman not funny?
So you're saying you don't find it funny, huh?
My suggestion to you is to stop constantly evaluating the other men around you in terms of how likely (You) are to rape them. Also, if you have to do it, don’t admit it like you’ve done here. That makes you look like a gay rapist, not a tough guy
gay rapist sounds pretty tough to me
tougher than a lady rapist at least
Reread the post, drop out.
If you really are negative IQ I can explain .
Women are seen as vulnerable by society so when they are raped it is seen as a tragedy . Men on the other hand are not and people that either don't understand men can also be vulnerable or deny it find it funny when they get raped.
Its not funny to prey on people you know are weak.
It's a little funny
It's thief rape, not man rape, that's fun and cathartic here
Because women suck at comedy.
what are you talking about?
He's pretending to be offended by the implication that men being raped is funny, to bait for replies. This pretend persona he has adopted is in turn sarcastically saying that men being raped is funny.
It's pretty obvious if you pay attention.
oh i get that part I just don''t understand why he's claiming that female rape is not funny. As a gender egalitarian I see all rape as equally funny as long as it happens to people I don't like.
go back to /v/
>Male rape is so fucking funny isn't it?
Zesty
my my my what a peculiar buck
I knew I smelled bussy juice
Simps.
The answer to everything that's wrong with this world.
>why is raping woman not funny?
It's funny when she deserves it
And women raping men is rotf!
>And who says it isn't?
honestly it would be funny with a woman as well, just the fact its a man means he probably didnt think he could be raped which enhanced the mental violence and emotional damage which makes it much funnier
It's absurd humor. Like who would want to have sex with a man? Some sort of gay?
Here, lemme break it down for you
>Good guy getting raped
Cruel humiliation
>Bad guy getting raped
lmao
>Woman/child getting raped
losers prey on the weak
>Man raped by woman
hawt
What about a male child raping an older woman
Our legal system isn't advanced enough to deal with that. Best just stone both of them.
When we were a young species, we hunted mammoths. Such a conquest is clearly proof that the boy would be a great warrior in due time.
it's still statutory rape for the cougar but if nobody snitches that isn't neccesary
SS
Both are funny in the abstract. Neither are funny in reality
Its not!?
Woman rape is PVE
Man rape is PVP
Hope this makes sense
If you think that if the thief was a woman PrepHole wouldn't have joked about it, I have a bridge to sell you.
Because women aren't funny. Simple as.
Hurting girlies isn't funny
I say free our man PrepHolelay
An eye for an eye
A forcible entry for a forcible entry
Deserves more attention tbh.
Have a well-earned (You)
Underrated post
Carlos!
wtf i support gay sex now
The only gay is the intruder
comedy gold
>Brown eye for an eye
here's your (You), you earned it
>The next day
You can catch and release criminals but only the government is allowed to rape them over a long period
Never dog your mate! Until you do, that is.
If the body can't be identified by either dental record or fingerprints.
I guess they both got arrested for forced entry
underrated
I swear to God, Carlos I'm gonna forcefully enter a box full of 9mm into your sternum
Sternum? Why not the Rectum?
Rectum? I hardly touched em
CARLOS YOU MOTHERFUCKER
CARLOS
Carlos
Fuck you carlos, making me kek when least expected
I wonder if they're going to share a cell together
I was expecting a Sudanese warlord not a typical cobba. Pleasantly surprised
Once you violate another person's rights you forfeit your own
He did nothing wrong
madlad made the meme real
snopes says that's false.
newfag, you don't belong on PrepHole if you had to google if that was real or not
>"unrelated matter"
the cops came to make sure mr.misfortunate buglar finishes his job and give the homeowner a pat on the back to wash their hands off the matter
Fictionally, just imagine being part of a new world order cia illuminati globalist control scheme and you send an agent in a ski mask to do a burglary/murder to destabilize a controversial group of people and after a few days of no response you send more to check on the house and your boy is dead with a gaped ass and the door gets answered by a drunk with a grimace on his face.
He killed the guy too by the way.
Which raises the question: did the rape happen before or after the killing?
maby the killing happend during the rape
No he didn't, he just knocked him down with a baseball bat, hogtied him and anal raped him all night and most of the morning.
No, he died. Read the article. He was cleared of manslaughter but was convicted for rape.
>No, he died. Read the article. He was cleared of manslaughter but was convicted for rape.
Actually anon, I think he got off on the rape
>I think he got off on the rape
He died of natural causes. It was just a coincidence it happened during the forced rape.
>Natural causes
Was he allergic to sperm?
>He was cleared of manslaughter
How the hell did that happen? If there wasn't a dead body, there wouldn't have been manslaughter charges in the first place. Was it just pure coincidence that he died during the rape? Was it fentanyl again?
Na, they said beating a cunt to death with a baseball bat is fair enough for breaking and entering, but raping his ass all night is just too much fun to be legal in Australia.
I thought it was illegal to use a baseball bat for anything but baseball in Australia; written in such a way that stops people from using it in self defense.
It's illegal to carry it around without a plausible reason, they just want to stop the fucking africans walking around at night with baseball bats.
You can have it at home though for sure.
Now that’s just plain rude.
His cellmate in for home burglary:
>forced his way into a unit
>had a unit force its way into him
Eye for an eye.
If you enter my home without an invitation with the intention of robbing me of my possessions, you forfeit your life and shall be punished.
He wasn't punished for killing him, only for the rape lol
You think they will be cell mates?
>be home rapefender
>burglar forces his way into my home
>pull out uno reverse card and forcibly enter him
morally, never. if a man violates the sanctity of your home you have every right to violate the sanctity of his anus then torture him to death. Jury nullification is a thing and every good juror would support it in a case like this.
B&E cunts face when Homeowner's defence is "temporary insanity due to hearing his HIV diagnosis".
Judges won't convict a poofter for deliberately pozzing the burglar because then all infected poofters all get lockedup.
= death sentence for B&E
Glad to see a fellow PrepHoleizen R. Scott Bakker fan out in Aussieland.
Finally we see the face of one of the men who respond to "best weapon for home defense," threads with "muh dick."
hate to be that guy, but isnt this considered current events and should be on pol?
yet no one here is saying shit
but when something exciting happens in ukraine, the threads get flooded with pajets and shitty mods
anyway, link to article please.
you have the guy's name, charges and city in the OP you fucking retard.
my friend. a thread about some poor retard home invader getting his bucci scrambled to death is infinitely more interesting than which Ukrainian tank ran over a mine or which group of Russian conscripts got cubed today.
My home my rules, lol. If the fucker breaks in, I'm reserving the right to kill him, make him my sissy bitch slave or sew a skinsuit out of him. His human rights were left on the porch of my house.
I am however morbidly obese, so I'd just shiit him with my trusty twin Glocks.
*shoot, not shiit
It is not gay when it is punitive
Why would you put your dick inside a lowlife burglar?
Isn't that how you get aids?
>commence rape
>get off on manslaughter
that's some hardcore fetish that guy has
I think the real question ITT is do you keep a roll of duct tape on your night stand in case of intruders?
Duct tape is for noknotz, a good bit of rope is 9000% more kino
>inb4 muh screams
That's the point retard, their screams will make the rest fuck off and let the cul-de-sac know I mean business
I keep handcuffs in my underwear drawer. So far they've only been used on invited guests but that could change.
No, I live in a shit state with garbage DAs that'd tack on a kidnapping charge.
You just kill them
Don't need em, I can hold both my girlfriend's wrists in one hand
>man who forced his way into a unit
unit forced its way into a man
dont break in and i wont break into that ass
>It wasn't supposed to be a documentary
home burglary turns into home buggery
>tfw you see someone break in your unit
nice
Fucking Melbourne.
>PrepHole suddenly roots for a gay man now
Wtf happened?
where the fuck are you mongoloids even coming from?
Stfu fag enabler
He's not gay, he's just did it for a laugh
Self defensive rape is not homo.
Buddy literally turned the tables on a home intruder and raped him to death. Gay or not that's one of the most PrepHole things you could do.
Just a prank bro look the cameras right there
>PrepHole
>not the gayest board
where did you come from?
What about castle doctorine don't you understand?
There is nothing someone could do to someone that forces their way their house that would make PrepHole say "you crossed a line".
do you understand how much ammunition, how many bolts, and how much gun lube has gone up PrepHole's collective anuses in the last decade and a half?
This shit , even mobiks in Ukraine now. Fuck it. aids. prostitute safer
>Melbourne
This is what happens when you take away all the gun rights from populace. Could of had a nice clean, home defense shooting. Instead, the government has forced people into becoming buggerers. It's all they have left.
they were all buggerers when they got to their island
The second you violate my rights, you lose all yours. There is nothing morally wrong with throwing burglars into potato peelers and selecting the slowest speed.
>Yeah, nah cunt, yer gonna get fuarked
Post YFW you break into someone's house and they subdue you, then unzip their pants.
This is almost as bad as that Australian former teacher who was convicted of killing his wife so he could run away with his 16 year old babysitter. The case disgusted me so much I read everything I could about it, and apparently his twin brother was pretty dominant and convinced him to let him fuck her. They lived together, doing foursomes, threesomes, etc., until eventually the babysitter grew up, got into a fight with the guy and told police that he killed his wife 20 years prior.
Wasn't that an Austrian?
Schizo babble
mans a booty warrior
>Melbourne
Between them and San Fagcisco, who's more sodomite central?
Austin