What's your zombie survival strategy?

What's your zombie survival strategy?

250 Piece Survival Gear First Aid Kit

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250 Piece Survival Gear First Aid Kit

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Reading a book, going on with my life.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Inspirational

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This guy plays Zomboid

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        or Cataclysm DDA. Either or.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Zomboid is the most realistic depiction of what will kill me in a zombie apocalypse: boredom.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Zomboid is the most realistic depiction of what will kill me in a zombie apocalypse: boredom.
          True. That and the biters.
          I used to dislike slow paced games, but as I get older I have started to enjoy the grind of games like zomboid.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            quick rundown?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Basically the game is like a job. You do menial tasks for merger or no rewards. It feels like work, and it's meant to. This makes the game feel more realistic.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Isometric zombie apocalypse simulator.
              You basically spend the entire game slowly improving your skills and looting whatever you can to stay on top of your needs while trying to not get eaten.
              The biggest threats are getting bored and pissing off too many zombies, as the former tends to result in you doing stupid shit that results in the latter, which is bad because zombies are easy to deal with on their own, but will slowly overwhelm you with numbers to the point where you just don't have the energy or ammo to fight them all off.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                https://i.imgur.com/hGUxMsK.jpeg

                >I used to dislike slow paced games, but as I get older I have started to enjoy the grind of games like zomboid.
                try The Long Dark

                Zomboid is just a fighting simulator at this point, treat it like such.
                There’s no point in “le survival mechanics” because they aren’t deep. As for those who are unfortunate enough to play without multi hit, just use spears. Spears shred through anything as long as you have enough duct tape and things to slap on the tip. No other point in using melee weapons of different types except early game when you get proper spears. Even the fricking axe/crowbar can’t compare to a spear that can crit lone zombies quickly regardless of moodles and status. Especially great if fatigued (not exerted) and hitting critical strikes that instakill. 90% of your zomboid experience is going to be fighting or running away, the other 10% is just getting a farm and generator for freezers so you can subsist off of cabbages forever.

                B40 atleast wasn’t so horribly oriented on fighting, but with the transfer to B41 and the ((noiseworks)) shit that got forced on everyone, they removed a bunch of shit that made the game better just to swap it for animations and more tedious combat/zombie clearing. Even towing got nerfed during the B41 and towing vehicles off-road is a b***h unless you get mods, and the amount of fricking mods you need to make a play through just OK and not boring as frick like vanilla is.

                Anyways don’t get your hopes too high for B42, they’re not going to add everything they promised like improved fire GFX/mechanics and vehicle armor which they teased many years ago. That and the update cycle will most likely be as brutal as B41’s was with breaking mods and causing lots of bugs.

                Eventually they polish shit but by then they leave a bunch of those fixes just half-assed or barely patched until lots of people complain. The post B41 MP community is also atrocious and the only thing that was fun was a full anarchy server that lasted a couple of days.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >There’s no point in “le survival mechanics” because they aren’t deep
                Do you play on apocalypse mode? Hunger, thirst, fatigue, and the injury mechanics make all the difference. If your moodles aren't in good condition, you are very likely to get bit and killed

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >hunger, thirst
                You can forage enough food at level zero that it isn’t even a joke, even without herbalist.
                >fatigue
                hop between two story houses if on the move, sleep during night and go during day, or vice versa. Eventually you’ll settle down somewhere that’s good, or take over one of the cabins.
                >Injuries
                Even with slow healer (which is just free trait points and first-aid XP) wounds don’t take eons to heal except for the rare broken bone. If injured you can still jog around unless you have deep wounds on your feet and no needle/thread.
                Otherwise small scratches and lacerations don’t count, especially on places that’d be “important” like the chest or head. Otherwise right arm and both legs are the only “devilitsting” spot to get wounds. Plus if you’re getting injured by zombies in most play throughs constantly then you’re better off avoiding them or getting gud.
                >Le exertion
                As for exertion, I usually just take athletic and weak together in the trait screen, even with zero strength you’ll level it up incredibly quick by carrying a slightly heavy load and fighting zombies. And once you find painkillers or alcohol you can just keep doing pushups for strength XP.

                As for my trait lineup here it is

                Negatives:
                Slow Healer (+6)
                High Thirst (+6)
                Smoker (+4)
                Prone to Illness (+4)
                Weak (+10)
                Weak Stomach (+3) (Makes food illness shorter which is a bug that hasn’t been fixed. Otherwise don’t eat rotten/burnt food and you’re fine)
                Positives:
                Cat’s Eyes (-2) (See at night.)
                Dexterous (-2) (Item transfer speed matters)
                Organized (-6) (Storage space matters)
                Fast Learner (-6) (Obligatory for XP gains)
                Athletic (-10) (Weak isn’t an issue if you’re athletic.)
                Outdoorsman (-2) (Nullifies the effects of prone to illness except for zombification being quicker which is just a plus)
                Amateur Mechanic (-5) (Mechanics manuals are rare enough to justify this as getting a working vehicle is effectively end game from the start.)

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                My current game is on builder mode. I have a gun pack and some vehicle mods. I'm mostly focused on getting my skills up but I've had to kill almost 400 zombies already
                I like apocalypse but I have not survived long enough to do any real skill leveling on that mode yet. it's always constant fighting, scavenging, resting. I get a base established, find some guns, and eventually get myself killed looking for food or trying to lure a horde away
                I found a colt detective's special on this play through so that's cool

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >in 480p
                >based at muldraugh auto shop
                You clearly don’t have zombie settings that high at all, on my current playthrough
                I’ve killed about 200+ zombies in a couple of days only using melee and multi hit

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah its just the default builder mode settings. I think that sets zombies to low by default. Still enough of them to get me in trouble as I cut trees along the forest to the northwest

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Based. Stealth melee is honestly the best way to enjoy Project Zomboid. Pick them off one at a time with a backpack full of a million wooden spears which is honestly the most broken weapon in the game. Guns absolutely suck and the dead never stop coming as soon as you start blasting.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >in 480p
                >based at muldraugh auto shop
                You clearly don’t have zombie settings that high at all, on my current playthrough
                I’ve killed about 200+ zombies in a couple of days only using melee and multi hit

                I really want to be good at zomboid, but something about it eludes me. I’ve done all the character creation strategies to maximize my odds. But the map is so big it’s just hard to exist. I’ve heard having a copy of the map on hand is useful. I also suck at combat. Just can’t get the timing right for some reason.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                here’s how combat works in zomboid

                1. strafe in combat aim. People forget that they can walk around while in combat aim and miss the opportunity to walk backwards while hitting zombies. Walk side to side or around a zombie to force their animations to pause/delay because they’re turning slightly.

                2. Don’t put the ISO cursor on/near the zombie. But don’t put it too far either as that makes your view look across the map if you drag it to the edge. Just in the general direction is good enough.

                3. SPACE TO PUSH AND STOMP. I can’t reiterate this enough, learn when to push the zombie as the auto push during melee hits is a crutch. Learn how close zombies have to be to grab you and then push them away before they can grab. This is especially important with large groups of 3+ zombies. Stomping is also a good way to quickly finish off zombies as ground hits with short blade and other melee can take a long time.

                4. If all else fails walk away.
                The default zombie speed is “shambler” or “fast shambler”. They can’t reach a player walking away and slowly lose distance. This is a good way to give yourself some breathing room if things get too heated. Sprinting carries the chance of tripping when vaulting/bumping into a zombie and is noisy, jogging doesn’t have a tripping chance but is still noisy.

                5. Learn to kite. Don’t fight zombies all at once, break off a small portion of the group from a distance by whisper yelling in crouch or yelling and then kill them. Do this until the group is whittled down to a manageable level. If a group of chasing you then the zombies that are closest gain a slight speed boost that separates them from the group as they’re “lunging” towards you which has its own animation with arms outstretched.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                6. Line of Sight
                Zombies can be lost on your tail if you strategically use tall fences, house interiors and closed windows/doors to your advantage. Obviously don’t run into a occupied house, but if you know there’s some empty houses that you cleared during your loot run, then you can run inside and lure zombies to closed doors/windows to have them get distracted trying to smash them down.

                7. Plans of exit.
                Especially important when using firearms. Find a spot with good choke points and make sure to always do a 360 in combat aim to make sure that no zombies are around you occasionally. I usually keep a vehicle IDLING and not off, as if the engine is off it always happens to not turn on right when zombies are swarming you, that and the infamous bug of smashing W not normally working properly and turning the key, so you have to smash N which is the default keybind to turn the engine on, or spam click the engine icon on the dash until it turns over. As for good firearms to use, avoid vanilla hunting rifles except for the M14. Coach gun/Double barrel shotgun and the vanilla .38 revolver are excellent candidates for beginners.
                Use the shotgun to finish off clumped up groups of zombies, always try to get 4 zombies per kill so you don’t waste ammo. The .38 revolver is for killing any stragglers that are left and unable to be clumped up for extra aiming XP.
                DO NOT MOVE while aiming, this drops your hit percentage to zero, also enable aim outlines in display settings so you can see the hit percentages and how many zombies you’re going to hit. Don’t saw off any guns as the lessened weight isn’t worth it for the decreased accuracy and hit chance. Once you have surplus .308 you can start to use the M14 at aiming level five to burn up the ammo.
                X key is to rack the gun when it jams.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                6. Line of Sight
                Zombies can be lost on your tail if you strategically use tall fences, house interiors and closed windows/doors to your advantage. Obviously don’t run into a occupied house, but if you know there’s some empty houses that you cleared during your loot run, then you can run inside and lure zombies to closed doors/windows to have them get distracted trying to smash them down.

                7. Plans of exit.
                Especially important when using firearms. Find a spot with good choke points and make sure to always do a 360 in combat aim to make sure that no zombies are around you occasionally. I usually keep a vehicle IDLING and not off, as if the engine is off it always happens to not turn on right when zombies are swarming you, that and the infamous bug of smashing W not normally working properly and turning the key, so you have to smash N which is the default keybind to turn the engine on, or spam click the engine icon on the dash until it turns over. As for good firearms to use, avoid vanilla hunting rifles except for the M14. Coach gun/Double barrel shotgun and the vanilla .38 revolver are excellent candidates for beginners.
                Use the shotgun to finish off clumped up groups of zombies, always try to get 4 zombies per kill so you don’t waste ammo. The .38 revolver is for killing any stragglers that are left and unable to be clumped up for extra aiming XP.
                DO NOT MOVE while aiming, this drops your hit percentage to zero, also enable aim outlines in display settings so you can see the hit percentages and how many zombies you’re going to hit. Don’t saw off any guns as the lessened weight isn’t worth it for the decreased accuracy and hit chance. Once you have surplus .308 you can start to use the M14 at aiming level five to burn up the ammo.
                X key is to rack the gun when it jams.

                Very cool, I’ll keep this in mind. I do about half of what you recommended. Haven’t even found a gun in any of my play throughs. Also haven’t even figured out cars yet. I’m sure getting a vehicle will change the game dramatically.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I use the burglar perk when I start so I can hotwire cars. A vehicle makes surviving 100x easier

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Checked. I tried taking the burglar perk, but it kept making my character black. Is that a bug?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Zomboid uses the cringe "frick you everyone is now infected with the zombie virus because it's airborne or something lmao" excuse for global apocalypse, which is fricking stupid.
            It comes off as a writer giving up because they know they can't really make zombies a real threat outside of a regional level so the virus magically infects everyone anyway. Except the player character who is immune to it. But also not immune because a bite turns them.
            Sean of the Dead is one of the few things that got it right.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              they got infected from eating the burgers and only kentucky is infected...way to out yourself as someone who got filtered by zomboid's skill curve kek

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Not anymore, there are radio messages talking about how the rest of the country has fallen due to unpredictable airborn spread.
                >Does it make sense?
                No.
                >Is it Canon?
                Yes.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Nta but I haven't touched the game since the multiplayer update in early 2022. Did they actually retcon that?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                As far as I know (last played 2023) the last message you get on TV is a looped broadcast about how it has overran the entire U.S., finally ending with God Bless America. Unknown who says it, (President or something?) an earlier one mentions it's vector changing to being airborn (from what I remember).

                It does make it a bit odd, and honestly the game would make more sense in the UK (where the Dev team is from) as the spread would naturally be more limited, and there would be less guns (which the debs have mentioned they dislike).

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah but having it in the US gives
                A) A larger audience and
                B) It spawned things like the guns of 93 mod for 90s gun nut RP.

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                ROTLD is the best zombie movie by a huge margin and one of the only zombie movies where the zombies would be a threat to the modern world.

                ROTLD has the same thung about zombies I don't like in Zomboid. The whole
                >Welp, the human race is fricked now and there is literally nothing on this plane of existance that can in any way make it less fricked
                At least Fido is a parody that has humanity kind of figuring out how to deal with this shit even if they never get back to normal. The walking dead, despite not having my favorite writing, did this too to a lesser extent.

                I think I dislike it because a story where the protags offing themselves in the first 30 seconds isn't materially different than reading a while book or watching a whole movie before they die is just boring. There has to be a remote chance of victory, even if they are still ultimatly defeated.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >I think I dislike it because a story where the protags offing themselves in the first 30 seconds isn't materially different than reading a while book or watching a whole movie before they die is just boring. There has to be a remote chance of victory, even if they are still ultimatly defeated.
                They "could" have disabled the first few zombies, not knowing the rules, more or less trapping the gas inside them.
                They "could" have gotten a car working and floored it, WELL out of the blast zone and survived.

                They could have done a lot of things, but there's a difference between a realistic chance of survival and a theoretical chance of survival.

                There are also no win situations, and it's entirely reasonable to write about them.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I don't mind a no win situation, what I dislike is no win situations for the species as a whole. I accept I could be misremembering but didn't the end of the movie have the nuclear fires go onto infect the whole planet? Without that detail or the literally impossible to prevent spread I mind it less and maybe I shoul give it a rewatch.

                Not zombie but Halo Reach is a way I kind of like it. The new objective: survive moment was awesome, you already knew the planet was lost since it was a prequal but it still felt like at least you could do something.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I don't mind a no win situation, what I dislike is no win situations for the species as a whole.
                So you're autistic, got it. Go watch another ten HFY AI written youtube videos.
                >I accept I could be misremembering but didn't the end of the movie have the nuclear fires go onto infect the whole planet? Without that detail or the literally impossible to prevent spread I mind it less and maybe I shoul give it a rewatch.
                Not that it's even remotely relevant, but the only thing implied by the end of the movie is that the incinerated zombie gas rained back down in the general area, and that there would theoretically be more zombies. Considering the immediate reaction of the military, and the fact that the gas does not appear to have infinite range, it's just as likely that the military continued nuking the area after they realized what happened until there wasn't a body within a hundred miles.

                But frick off with your whole "wah if there's even a chance duh species dies it's a bad story cus it makes me feel bad" nonsense.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >So you're autistic, got it. Go watch another ten HFY AI written youtube videos.
                Not liking a particular trope of a subgenre of a horror movies is autistic? I also think balck pill doomers are homosexuals who're too adicted to their own misery to improve their situation for more or less the same reason.

                >Not that it's even remotely relevant, but the only thing implied by the end of the movie is that the incinerated zombie gas rained back down in the general area, and that there would theoretically be more zombies.
                How is the ending of a story not relevant? That was the thing thing I didn't like about it. If I misrememberd then, shock horror, I might enjoy it more on a rewatch.

                If a story is just misery porn and has the predefined outcome of
                >then everybody died and intellugent life on planet earth ceased to exist with no way of coming back
                Then there's not even a challenge to over come then what's even the point of reading it.

                It's like if you changed the ending of a disaster book to have your protagonist dead and their body never recovered and back home they were just listed as missing. What kind of payoff is that?

                Back on topic though

                I'm building or otherwise occupying a castle
                Reenacting gear manditory for entry, polearms preferred. We can fudge you kit's era a little bit but you start showing up dressed as a Fr*nchman of any era, there'll be problems. Normans would be allowed on a case-by-case basis. If Max Brooks gets to have zombies immune to overpressure, ocean currents and every other foce of nature, we're already playing in a fantasy world so I'mma make mine come true.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >What kind of payoff is that?
                A disaster story doesn't need a payoff for the protagonist it just needs to have an interesting disaster scenario.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Not liking a particular trope of a subgenre of a horror movies is autistic?
                Acting like it's a critique rather than just something that makes you uncomfortable because of your brain worms, yeah.

                >I also think balck pill doomers are homosexuals who're too adicted to their own misery to improve their situation for more or less the same reason.
                Imagine being so brain dead that you think that the only person who can enjoy a story with a grim ending is someone who thinks the world has no meaning. Tarman wouldnt get a thing out of your skull I can tell you that.

                >If a story is just misery porn
                Again, conflating topic with delivery. Autism.

                >Then there's not even a challenge to over come then what's even the point of reading it.
                Sorry everything cant be an anime where the spunky protag who doesn't listen to his teachers becomes God and fricks a mid b***h.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                God, that’s gay. Capcom got it right isolated incidents and terrorist weapons are the best use for zombie out (side of the magically created variety) like in Dead Rising and Resident Evil

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Go on with my life pretty much the same way as before the outbreak. How exactly would zombies, whose strongest weapons are their teeth defeat a military using tanks and aircraft?

              Once the military gets involved, the "apocalypse" is over within a week.

              This. They're people, but worse in every way. Fiction has to contrive all kinds of reasons for them to be a credible threat, but in real life you'd just have to wait until they rot.

              >Once the military gets involved, the "apocalypse" is over within a week.
              [...]
              >but in real life you'd just have to wait until they rot
              Both probably true, but where do you go and how do you survive while you wait?

              It's also how they reproduce
              >oops ate too much of my victim now it wont reanimate or it's completely crippled

              https://i.imgur.com/greZiMU.jpeg

              The Flood from Halo are my favorite "zombies" from any piece of cultural media.

              ROTLD is the best zombie movie by a huge margin and one of the only zombie movies where the zombies would be a threat to the modern world.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Why?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Why is it the best?
                It's the perfect blend of nightmarish and comedic in a way that diminishes neither. The characters are lively enough to feel human, their reactions are as intelligent as you'd expect given their different backgrounds neither "stupid so the story happens" nor "author avatar rational stoics"
                The monsters are threatening because of the strengths they have, strengths well defined and understandable. The monsters are not a threat by happenstance, or because someone was moronic, they're a threat to reasonable, armed, modern people trying their hardest to find a way to survive.
                It's the Anti-Romerogay film. This is an actual MONSTER movie, a movie about a monster, and the literal, physical things it does and how people try to puzzle out how to survive it. It's not a Metaphor, Man is not "the real monster", it's not about how white people are really evil and need to go extinct, it wasnt caused by global warming or corporate greed, it's just a monster, and it's hard to beat it.

                >Why are they a threat
                The "compound" that animates the corpses operates more like a magical spell A la Evil Dead than a "Chemical". Headless corpses, cut off limbs, skeletons, etc, all get up and attack with some level of intelligence. They're insane, but willing to use tools and cooperate if they have to, even to use deceit. The "gas" that gives them life is difficult to contain or destroy. Anything they kill joins their ranks, and if they're incinerated, the Gas escapes and finds another corpse.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >I used to dislike slow paced games, but as I get older I have started to enjoy the grind of games like zomboid.
            try The Long Dark

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              dam

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            have you ever tried Cata?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              https://i.imgur.com/WxC3QKg.png

              Cataclysm
              I just love playing dress up in mall ninja loadout

              I need to get this

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                if you are actually going to try it I'd recommend
                Cataclysm Bright night instead of Dark Days Ahead
                CDDA's devs gone full moron sometime back by adding bunch of tedious gameplay system for the sake of muh realistic (such as nutrition autism, how your character can get fat and diabetes, and the pockets item management where you have to put small items on your shirt pockets and big item in your backpack, and it take longer to take items off backpack and such)
                as cool and it sound it become insane micro management that just isnt fun to deal with.
                also they put pride flags everywhere
                anyway then bunch of Chuds then made a fork of DDA version and called it Bright Night to get rid of all that and just have a more arcadely version of DDA, which is still pretty complex
                it also has furry transformation if thats your thing too

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >also they put pride flags everywhere
                why are so many game devs annoying gays?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Every few decades, the powers that be come up with a plan to sterilize or euthanize the mentally moronic en masse
                This time around, they figured out that they could just trick the morons into sterilizing themselves.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You will see horrors beyond your comprehension and be happy

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                no way this is real

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                it is. the devs are big into being super woke. wokeness is their virtual signaling

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's a god fricking dammit kind of feel man

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >what is unisex
                kek
                though its way worse than just that, or even pic rel

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                its joever

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                maybe there is a real market for trans pad
                its basically an axe wound bandaid for the post ops troony, but instead of period its absorbing infection pus dischargs

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Reading a book, going on with my life.

          >maxed out skillbooks and accidentally crashing in a corvette on your way to louisville and getting swarmed

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/JdxtIgi.png

            >Zomboid is the most realistic depiction of what will kill me in a zombie apocalypse: boredom.
            True. That and the biters.
            I used to dislike slow paced games, but as I get older I have started to enjoy the grind of games like zomboid.

            >Have 1 level 10 skill and 3 other level 9 skills
            >accidentally press E while escaping from a crowd of zombies during a random grocery run
            Frick

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Meme game and you are a newbie
        Otherwise I as a oldgay will patiently wait for B42 to kill all B41 mods as people complain, Blair Algol already took all his fricking mods off the workshop since he’s a banal bastard.

        But yeah the game gets boring as frick, I’ve mastered melee to the point where I only get bitten because it’s dark as frick and I can’t see shit and it’s 6mo later with no power.

        Multiplayer is also a disaster case as post B41 multiplayer children and morons and especially roleplay gays flooded the scene to make a miserable experience for people who want a vanilla adjacent server and not 300+ mods that conflict with each other and eventually crash the server.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >new game
          >actually pretty fun
          >extremely relevant to the thread
          REEEEEEE IT WASNT MADE 25 YEARS AGO WHEN I WAS YOUNG REEEEEEEE newbie newbie newbie!!!!1!!

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            missed the point but OK, go play B40 when zomboid wasn’t mainstream, though the developers intentionally stuck some sort of lag generating device into that build to destroy it. And no it’s not fricking new it’s been out for nearly 12 years at this point, with the developers initially wanting to do a fighting game, and make zomboid browser based instead of Java/Lua based.

            This is why I hate newbies, continue saying the game is deep and that it’s too “hard” when I can survive on my own easy just as long as I get a empty bottle, chipped stone/tree branch, and some zombies dead.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Zombies could never win because it's impossible for a species' prey to be its predator. The thing zombies eat is the thing that kills them. It just doesn't work.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's also how they reproduce
      >oops ate too much of my victim now it wont reanimate or it's completely crippled

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >missing the point this badly
      The entire zombie genre is about how
      >lol you thought you were the predators, actually you are the prey!
      Same as the other man-eating wildlife genre flicks such as Lake Placid, The Ghost and the Darkness, etc

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Romerogay zombies and other so called "realistic" zombies cant propagate because they statistically would take damage they wouldnt heal from every time they killed, and any group of more than like three zombies would cripple any "new recruit" before they rose up.

        wacky supernatural zombies were always the only good ones.

        1. ROTLD
        2. Brain Dead/Deadalive
        3. Reanimator series
        4. All those weird Italian Zombie movies where they can teleport and rip through your skull with one hand like crushing a paper cup
        [an infinite distance]
        Shitty, modernoid garbage where the zombies are "realistic" and the real bad guy is a hillbilly.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >cant propagate
          They can, by biting or scratching or some other HIVesque transmission that is nonlethal.
          Hell, one easy infection vector I've not seen in any media (probably because it's all too plausible) is a zombie falling into the water supply and infecting everyone in the local town or suburb who drank tap water at all.
          >because they statistically would take damage they wouldnt heal from every time they killed
          They don't heal, but they don't have to survive. They just have to kill you.
          The true horror of a zombie apocalypse is that it's all just pointless death and destruction, driven by a literal mindless animal. And regardless of whether the military saves the day or not, you and everyone you know are most likely dead.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >They can, by biting or scratching or some other HIVesque transmission that is nonlethal.
            For those of us in the audience with autism, when I say "cant propagate" what I mean is "statistically, in the vast majority of cases"

            Your entire survival strategy is banking on the tiny number of cases where a zombie infects someone, doesn't get killed, and doesnt kill the target. A strategy that DECREASES in likelihood the larger a group of zombies gets.

            >Hell, one easy infection vector I've not seen in any media (probably because it's all too plausible) is a zombie falling into the water supply and infecting everyone in the local town or suburb who drank tap water at all.
            Remember that time a racoon with rabies fell into the ocean and the entire planet died?
            If you have to rely on hypervirus magic to do 99.999% of the killing you might as well not have the zombies at all.

            >They don't heal, but they don't have to survive. They just have to kill you.
            They have to survive to INCREASE THE NUMBER OF ZOMBIES, you moron. One zombie bites one person, dies, NET ZERO zombie increase.

            >And regardless of whether the military saves the day or not, you and everyone you know are most likely dead.
            Not possible with your homosexual kinds of zombies. But then you're an Urbanoid, and probably a foreigner and a noguns, so you wouldn't understand.
            The unarmed aren't human, there's no horror in a billion homosexuals being eaten, there's horror in a billion homosexuals not being eaten.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              the horror here is mainly you being this moronic
              >statistically, in the vast majority of cases
              > tiny number of cases
              may we see these hypothetical statistics?
              >Your entire survival strategy
              it's not a survival strategy, frickwit; it's a destruction strategy
              >a racoon with rabies fell into the ocean and the entire planet died?
              since you didn't understand it when I said "town or local suburb", let me repeat it more explicitly: it doesn't matter if the zombies are contained to just 1 town, YOU AND YOUR FAMILY IN YOUR TOWN ARE DEAD
              you're still thinking on a global pandemic scale when I'm talking about a personal and localised tragedy, which is what the Romero-type zombie was about
              NOT the apocalyptic-type zombie pandemic subset of the genre
              >But then you're an Urbanoid
              it's clear that you're the one who's never set foot outside of a city of millions ever in your life, or you wouldn't be this fricking clueless about how taking out the local water supply can really wipe out a small remote community without external assistance

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >may we see these hypothetical statistics?
                Technically the positive claim is that the reproductive strategy of the zombie is effective. It's not on me to prove the negative.

                Black person homosexual.

                >it's not a survival strategy, frickwit; it's a destruction strategy
                Meaningless babble. The zombie must survive, it must reproduce, or it isnt a threat.

                >since you didn't understand it when I said
                If you have to rely on hypervirus magic to do 99.999% of the killing you might as well not have the zombies at all.
                israelite.

                >which is what the Romero-type zombie was about
                The Romero type zombie isnt about anything but being moronic, having shitty writing, and gaygoid degeneracy.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                yard ape
                poof
                goy
                spic

                I win

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That's what I thought turbo homosexual. I knew you'd just use the parts that got you asshurt to try to ignore the points.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                you don't have good points, so you resort to unnecessary ad hominem
                >It's not on me to prove the negative
                technically, it's on you to disprove any null hypothesis
                you claimed statistics; show them
                >The zombie must survive, it must reproduce, or it isnt a threat.
                suicide bombers aren't a threat to you?
                >If you have to rely on hypervirus magic to do 99.999% of the killing you might as well not have the zombies at all.
                HIV-esque and giardia-esque transmission is not "hypervirus", they are real threats
                hypervirus would be airborne transmission
                >The Romero type zombie isnt about anything but being moronic
                it's just way too far above your self-obsessed armchair theorising head

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >technically, it's on you to disprove any null hypothesis
                The positive claim is "X would work"
                the negative claim "no it wouldnt" doesnt need to be proven.

                >suicide bombers aren't a threat to you?
                Not to "mankind" when they can kill only one unarmed person at complete random with a low chance of success, no.

                >HIV-esque and giardia-esque transmission is not "hypervirus", they are real threats
                >IF A ZOMBIE SPITS IN A RIVER EVERYONE U KNOW WILL DIE BLUBLBULBULBULBULBU
                Frick I missed where everyone had HIV.
                >it's just way too far above your self-obsessed armchair theorising head
                Post gun with timestamp.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >The positive claim is "X would work"
                >the negative claim "no it wouldnt" doesnt need to be proven
                Shooting yourself in the head is what you must do right now.
                The negative claim "no I shouldn't" doesn't need to be proven.
                QED

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Shooting yourself in the head is what you must do right now.
                That's what I fricking thought, two days and that's the best you got, Black person.

                BTW you own zero guns.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >two days and that's the best you got, Black person

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous
          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Hell, one easy infection vector I've not seen in any media (probably because it's all too plausible) is a zombie falling into the water supply and infecting everyone in the local town or suburb who drank tap water at all.
            We kind of saw this in The Crazies (at least the remake not sure about the original) a US military aircraft carrying the Trixie Virus to a destruction facility crashed into the water supply for a small town.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I like the subtle or unintentional critique of Romero's vision of zombies being limited to being slow shambling corpses because of rigor mortis when Ernie is showing Burt how he breaks down rigor mortis by moving limbs of deceased cadavers. It's easily a near 10/10 if not already.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >zombies cant propagate because they statistically would take damage they wouldnt heal from every time they killed
          Yeah but most of the damage they take is meaningless because they can survive anything except for a brain injury, at best you would slow them down by crippling them.
          >and any group of more than like three zombies would cripple any "new recruit" before they rose up.
          Not necessarily, also what if animals turned into zombies like bats, rats and birds. They could kill/infect people without causing major injuries.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Also all they would need to get the ball rolling was a few "Great Panic" events like from WWZ. Where people panic and get trapped in a massive deadlock on the highway out of the major cities, leaving the people trapped and easily caught if they tried to flee.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Yeah but most of the damage they take is meaningless because they can survive anything except for a brain injury, at best you would slow them down by crippling them.
            A zombie can "survive" being a head and neck on the ground but it's functionally zero threat.
            any broken bone between the ankle and the pelvis is going to reduce a zombie's effectiveness by an order of magnitude.

            Also if you think you dont need your chest and back muscles to grapple, I can tell you've never had to do labor in your entire life. A zombie with shredded muscles is just a groaning lawn ornament.

            Basically a zombie can "survive" almost any injury, but almost any injury reduces it's effectiveness exponentially.

            >Not necessarily, also what if animals turned into zombies like bats, rats and birds. They could kill/infect people without causing major injuries.
            1. That's leaving behind the type of zombies I criticized
            2. If you need an army of instant death mosquitos to "help" your monster take on regular humans, then he doesn't sound that powerful. Basically anything that adds something to a zombie movie that would collapse civilization without the regular zombie's help whatsoever turns the whole zombie thing into a joke, an afterthought.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Was The Ghost and the Darkness any good? My uncle liked it a whole lot, but he's got incredibly dubious taste

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's okay for anyone who didn't actually read the book, which is more incredible than the movie. I read the book and I thought the movie was subpar. My dad didn't read the book and thought it was awesome, and IF I didn't read the book, I'd probably agree. So if you're a huge fan of Peter Capstick, the movie is going to be a shadow of the book. But by itself it's alright.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Its pretty good, though it did remove some of the crazier things that actually happened and added in a big game hunter dude who was entirely fictional.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >ctrl+f
      >no mentioned of “Crossed”
      While it’s true what says I think the infected from Crossed are probably the most realistic zombie style outbreak by comparison.
      The infection spreads through any bodily fluid and instead of making you a mindless zombie it basically just makes the person an extreme sadist. The most unrealistic part is probably how fast you turn and how the virus or whatever it is laid dormant in a lot of people and they all turned at pretty much the same time (probably 1/100-500), the rest is decently close to how it would actually grown if the illness was real.
      They don’t want to eat you, they want to inflict as much pain and suffering as possible on anyone through all manners of torture and rape.
      They keep all the memories and skills the person had but with varying levels of self control. Some will immediately just start mauling and raping people, some tear themselves apart while others will try their best to spread the infection through banding together using infected arrows, blades and bullets.
      If a person could operate a tank before they were infected they still could, if they were into guns they could still use them effectively and if they worked with the water supply they could poison it by cutting themselves up and throwing parts of themes into the pipes.
      Nuclear meltdowns happen quickly as scientists and workers inside turn, the infected break into or burn peoples’ houses down with them inside.
      The majority of people will die, if not immediately when attacked or within days when they’re turned and probably stop caring for themselves and their injuries.
      Once the cities are empty the smart remaining infected that take care of themselves somewhat and plan ahead go through the woods which inevitably are filled with people that fled into them because unlike with zombies most people with guns would honestly probably flee rather than fight.

      How do you survive?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >how it would actually grown
        How it would actually go down*
        I’m phoneposting like a queer

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Another pretty realistic thing is how even though most people die or get infected the number of crossed drops rapidly after just a few weeks and after a few years only the smart or really lucky crossed remain.
        In a later comic set 100 years in the future society is rebuilding with infrastructure and all and most people have never even seen an infected in real life.
        Though I will warn you the comics are extreme edge-shit and stories pretty quickly become predictable

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Another pretty realistic thing is how even though most people die or get infected the number of crossed drops rapidly after just a few weeks and after a few years only the smart or really lucky crossed remain.
        In a later comic set 100 years in the future society is rebuilding with infrastructure and all and most people have never even seen an infected in real life.
        Though I will warn you the comics are extreme edge-shit and stories pretty quickly become predictable

        You'll never look at Crossed the same way again when you realize that because of the author's unimaginably shitty grasp of character voice, becoming a crossed makes you British.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >virus turns you bri'ish
          >immediately torture, rape and kill everyone around you
          WDHMBT

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't like crossed because it's just the author having a salt meltdown over people with ideas to survive shit going down, also there's not really a survival strategy so going "How do you survive Crossed" is a lot like asking how you survive a malignant brain tumor the size of a softball, you really don't

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well really the answer is to start off in a rural area, check the radio on the regular to hear if it's coming and have a bug out plan. Ideally you'd have a prepared supply hole so far inside the woods that no crossed would make it there on foot before dying of exhaustion, nor would any crossed with planes see it from the sky. You may want to have a gyrocopter or something of your own that flies to your bug out spot, so you can really get away from everything. We know that the crossed will kill each other on top of being killed by regular humans, so if you can last around 4 years, you might be in the clear.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No, its Crossed so one of them is going to be fricking a dolphin upstream somehow or everyone in your group is going to be a Pedo. Don't get me wrong, I don't mind very small chunks of Crossed with plenty of time between them, but it has one gag it can do and it does it every three panels, plus every protagonist is the biggest pussy with zero character arc. I enjoy the one where it's the Russian hitman who gets infected and is trying to get to his girlfriend, that one is interesting but it's a rare high spot in a deep valley of dudes smacking people with horsewieners.

            >So you're autistic, got it. Go watch another ten HFY AI written youtube videos.
            Not liking a particular trope of a subgenre of a horror movies is autistic? I also think balck pill doomers are homosexuals who're too adicted to their own misery to improve their situation for more or less the same reason.

            >Not that it's even remotely relevant, but the only thing implied by the end of the movie is that the incinerated zombie gas rained back down in the general area, and that there would theoretically be more zombies.
            How is the ending of a story not relevant? That was the thing thing I didn't like about it. If I misrememberd then, shock horror, I might enjoy it more on a rewatch.

            If a story is just misery porn and has the predefined outcome of
            >then everybody died and intellugent life on planet earth ceased to exist with no way of coming back
            Then there's not even a challenge to over come then what's even the point of reading it.

            It's like if you changed the ending of a disaster book to have your protagonist dead and their body never recovered and back home they were just listed as missing. What kind of payoff is that?

            Back on topic though

            I'm building or otherwise occupying a castle
            Reenacting gear manditory for entry, polearms preferred. We can fudge you kit's era a little bit but you start showing up dressed as a Fr*nchman of any era, there'll be problems. Normans would be allowed on a case-by-case basis. If Max Brooks gets to have zombies immune to overpressure, ocean currents and every other foce of nature, we're already playing in a fantasy world so I'mma make mine come true.

            I agree with this man, also Post Apocalyptic Castles are awesome

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Left 4 dead zombies has better explanation. The zombies aren't the main threat, the virus itself is since breathing the same air as the zombies means either death or zombification. I wish more zombie fiction use that concept instead of the military suddenly losing against bunch of slow moving people.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You never watched Return of the Living Dead.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The thing zombies eat is the thing that kills them.
      What is a virus? It does the same. The zombies are assumed to be infected with a virus, it knows its host will kill it or if it's strong enough it will kill its host. But primarily the virus survives by hopping person to person.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Zombie "apocalipse" is the most basic b***h "survival" situation. homie, just go hiking in the woods, how hard could it be?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      99% of homies that hike in the woods without a plan will be dead within a week.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What if the animals turn into zombies?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A bunch of other guys had the same plan.
      Now you're in a woods filled with angry, frightened, hungry, armed men who all have a "shoot first" policy.
      Great plan.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Already be outside the cities
        >Block the roads
        >Shoot every inhuman freak that comes within a thousand paces with the town militia
        >Continue farming
        >have many descendants who reclaim the earth
        >Enter golden age for mankind
        >Never find out you were fighting zombies

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Go on with my life pretty much the same way as before the outbreak. How exactly would zombies, whose strongest weapons are their teeth defeat a military using tanks and aircraft?

    Once the military gets involved, the "apocalypse" is over within a week.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This. They're people, but worse in every way. Fiction has to contrive all kinds of reasons for them to be a credible threat, but in real life you'd just have to wait until they rot.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Once the military gets involved, the "apocalypse" is over within a week.

      This. They're people, but worse in every way. Fiction has to contrive all kinds of reasons for them to be a credible threat, but in real life you'd just have to wait until they rot.

      >but in real life you'd just have to wait until they rot
      Both probably true, but where do you go and how do you survive while you wait?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The military has been zombified. You have to expect Zombies walking around with RPGs and launching missiles ;p

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >How exactly would zombies, whose strongest weapons are their teeth defeat a military using tanks and aircraft?
      Depends on the zombie lore, like how effective is the virus (or whatever is turning people into zombies) at spreading the infection.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      IMO, it only works for the super mutated iterations. If any of you guys played Dead Frontier back in the heyday of flash games, that's the level of magic bullshit you need to be a threat to the military.
      >fast
      >regenerative properties require you to remove massive amounts of biomass to put them down
      >if they catch on fire, it kicks regeneration into overdrive and they take even more damage to kill
      >giant mutations form which can take from several hundred rounds of .50 BMG to several thousands of sustained 14.5x114mm
      >even the weakest forms have enhanced strength capable of damaging hardened steel with their bare hands
      >seemingly reconstitute and reanimate after death in an eternal cycle

      Like ROTLD, zombie fiction presents the most believable threat when they're practically superhuman.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Dead Frontier
        Oh frick, I never I will meet other people who played that here. I hate how the Devs made assault rifles being weaker and less accurate than SMG's for no reason at all and battle rifles using the same ammo as assault rifles.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I hate how the Devs
          Dev (singular) lmao, it's one guy
          >made assault rifles being weaker and less accurate than SMG's for no reason at all
          I do think SMGs should be more accurate due to them being full-auto only with SMGs having less recoil, but the weapon balance just got reworked a couple months ago and made assault rifles more accurate with way higher base damage.
          >battle rifles using the same ammo as assault rifles.
          AK using the same ammo as the FAL is goofy but I'll at least give credit for sticking with the right bullet diameter for real guns even when it throws the ammo-power balance way off.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My strategy circa the 2012 face eating incident:
    >board up all doors and windows
    >car in front of front door
    >fill all receptacles with water
    >destroy deck stairs
    >barricade inside stairs
    >hole up on second floor and use 20ft HAM tower to call out for signs of life

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      inside stairs
      Meant upstairs

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nope. You're stuck in the stairs. Goodluck, Anon.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/r8gRBa6.png

          Anon when he hears knocking at his doors and windows.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >get katana
    >go2innamall

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I go here
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vinalhaven,_Maine

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >only 97.6% White
      Black person.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The other 2.4% are vital for when someone in the story has to die.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically going on the offensive could work. Hunkering down is good for initial panic and looter gibs. But if you have zombies surrounding your home, just clear them out. 10/22 and a hammer is all you need to clear out dozens of zombies with ease. I don’t currently have a 10/22, but I do want a Ruger mkIV, which has the same advantage. .22 is so easy to stack away. 1k can get you a high quality semi auto .22 and 10k rounds easily.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      zombies and 22lr go together perfectly just like women and being fricking moronic

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Checked. I can’t imagine all the boomers and hicks running out into the streets with their bubba’d 10/22s and saving the day.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        .22 will bounce around inside the skull and turn the zombie's brain to mush

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Based fuddlore pusher
          >pic very related

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >.22LR is quiet and bounces around inside zombie's brain
            >all weapons need laser sights
            >semi-autos and double-actions will just make you magdump and waste all your ammo
            Behold, the ultimate zombie killing pistol, according to Max Brooks
            >might bring a few .22's up to the roof too, I got a shitload of that as well. Kinda looking forward to this zombie apocalypse, it's the vacation I didn't know I needed.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >AKs are the best rifles ever made, and the firm stock can be used to crush a zombie's head.
              >M16A1's are considered the worst rifle ever made, over complicated, and prone to jam.
              Kek i love this book. When it came out when I was in high school, we all read this as well researched facts.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >the ultimate zombie killing pistol, according to Max "a fricking nepo-yid" Brooks
              I'm only surprised he didn't have the zombies throwing rocks and lighting bottle rockets.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >thread about zombies and other cartoon monsters
                >"THIS IS JUST LIKE LE HECKIN' POOR PALESTINERINOS!"
                Go back. /misc/ or reddit, I don't care which.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                nta but max brooks is moronic, and thinks bullets bounce inside a human skull like pinballs.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                He also thinks lasers are an essential accessory and not just a fun little toy that's only good for aesthetics because they're objectively worse than iron sights

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                are these grips for sale yet?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You guys are looking at this all wrong. This isn't just Max Brooks being a stupid moron who doesn't know how bullets work. He's inadvertantly created a universe where you can violate the laws of reality to "prove" that your favorite guns and gear are the perfect choice for fighting zombies, and everyone who uses stuff you don't like will get killed immediately like the stupid morons they are.
                >The ultimate zombie-destroying weapon is the Mauser C96, thanks to its high-velocity ammunition and ability to be instantly reloaded using stripper magazines. The holster doubles as a wooden stock, turning the pistol into a rifle, and the sights can be adjusted for 1000 meters, making it perfect as a long range weapon and for close quarters combat.
                >By contrast, the worst possible weapon is the H&K G3. It is overly long and heavy, and the low magazine capacity and semi-automatic fire mode mean that you will run out of ammo quickly. Furthermore, reloading the weapon is a lengthy process where you have to loudly slam down the bolt release, alerting every ghoul in the vicinity. There is a good reason why most militaries used the FAL, the M14, and the SVT-38 battle rifles instead.

                Yeah, they suck ass

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                https://i.imgur.com/rWT2VIH.jpeg

                Get up on the roof and pull up the ladder after me. Take potshots every once in a while, but mostly just wait for the army or whoever to show up. I'm in a small town off I5 between Seattle and Portland, so I'm gonna be overrun, but it'll be one of the first areas they clear out, so I just have to hang on for a few weeks.
                Maybe I'll finally burn up some of my 7.62x54R; I kept buying cases of it during Covid because I was getting a shitload of government gibs on top of my regular paycheck and I kept forgetting I had a bunch of nugget food already.

                The Mosin Nagant 1891 has been used by armies worldwide for 150 years, and it will serve you well in the coming crisis. It was designed by the Red Army to be as rugged and reliable as possible. The powerful 7.62x54 Russian rounds will easily destroy a zombie's brain, the attached bayonet can be used to skewer a ghoul in a pinch, and the heavy wooden stock with a steel buttplate will smash a skull with little effort. Its simplistic, ultra-robust design means that it never has to be cleaned or oiled, and it can even be used as a tent pole or a canoe paddle. It is the Swiss Army Knife of zombie rifles.

                https://i.imgur.com/0BsdvqH.jpeg

                Mosin's just for fun. They're slow moving and they can't get to me and I have practically unlimited ammo for it. I can also use my AK for the same reason. Every time I clean my house or car I find three more loaded magazines that I forgot I had.

                The AK-47 Paratrooper is the best of both worlds. You can shoot it without a stock in tight spaces and with the stock unfolded when you're out in the open. Unlike the plastic folding stock on the M16, the steel stock on the AK-47 can smash a zombie's skull without damaging the rifle.

                https://i.imgur.com/CN3YPUI.jpeg

                Based fuddlore pusher
                >pic very related

                https://i.imgur.com/9ufXDbI.jpeg

                >.22LR is quiet and bounces around inside zombie's brain
                >all weapons need laser sights
                >semi-autos and double-actions will just make you magdump and waste all your ammo
                Behold, the ultimate zombie killing pistol, according to Max Brooks
                >might bring a few .22's up to the roof too, I got a shitload of that as well. Kinda looking forward to this zombie apocalypse, it's the vacation I didn't know I needed.

                The Heritage Rough Rider is the ultimate zombie-destroying sidearm. It fires lightweight, quiet .22LR bullets which will ricochet inside the skull, and its single-action firing mode is more accurate than ammunition-wasting automatic pistols. A laser sight and a suppressor can be added to make it quieter and more accurate.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Loading from chargers is better for paced, sustained fire. Assuming all your ammo is on them to begin with, of course. If you start reloading chargers with loose rounds you're back to square one and may as well use a removable mag.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You know, when I was a kid I wrote a whole article on some zombie survival wiki about the Mauser C96 and what you posted sounds eerily similar to it.
                The funny part is that I've never owned or shot a C96. Had never even seen one in person back when I wrote that thing.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ZSDW perchance?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >nooo you can't call out a moronic yid being a moronic yid
                Go buy another pistol chassis Moishe.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Its the most dangerous caliber

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Flood from Halo are my favorite "zombies" from any piece of cultural media.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Get up on the roof and pull up the ladder after me. Take potshots every once in a while, but mostly just wait for the army or whoever to show up. I'm in a small town off I5 between Seattle and Portland, so I'm gonna be overrun, but it'll be one of the first areas they clear out, so I just have to hang on for a few weeks.
    Maybe I'll finally burn up some of my 7.62x54R; I kept buying cases of it during Covid because I was getting a shitload of government gibs on top of my regular paycheck and I kept forgetting I had a bunch of nugget food already.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >commie state
      >mosin as a primary
      pottery
      you seem cool anon. hope you survive the apocalypse

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Mosin's just for fun. They're slow moving and they can't get to me and I have practically unlimited ammo for it. I can also use my AK for the same reason. Every time I clean my house or car I find three more loaded magazines that I forgot I had.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Based, id love to climb onto the roof of my apartment and just set up with my scoped AR and my range bag full of mags. and just pick off zombies. Very comfy.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        very comfy indeed

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >wait for the army
      LOL in such a situation they will be shooting anything that moves and that includes you

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I survive them just fine

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I sit indoors for a week jerking off while all the zombies dehydrate to death because they're too dumb to drink and preserve themselves and their bodies are still biological machines bound to the laws of physics and anatomy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >jerk off onto the zombies to make them sticky and slow them down

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >fight biological warfare with biological warfare
        I like it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Better yet
        >impregnate the zombies so they are slowed down by their unborn undead

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          There are some problems with your strategy.
          How are you going to pay all the Zombie Child Support?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Zombie CPS is too slow to catch me

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I won't have to, because I will turn her (it?) into my lovely wife. Unless she turns me instead. That turns me on.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          good thinking anon

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Don't do this, you're going to sire a race of half-zombie Deviantart OCs.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Long Lines building(s)

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You guys do have all this on hand at all times right?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Frick me keeps posting sideways

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        And all the following equipment too right?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >high powered telescope
          why though?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >lumber, bricks, mortar, etc.
          I'm gonna need another backpack

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >laser sight (rifle)
        Does he mean a red dot, an IR indicator, or an airsoft-tier rail-mounted laser?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      > You guys do have all this on hand at all times right?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Its sitting about 1,5 meter away from me

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >meters

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    In this economy? Just turn me into a zombie day 1& get it over with

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The U.S. Army M16A1 is considered by many to be the worst assault rifle ever invented. Its overcomplicated mechanism is both difficult to clean and prone to jamming. Adjusting the sight, something that must be done every time a target shifts its range, requires the use of a nail, ballpoint pen, or similar device. What if you didn’t have one, or lost it as several dozen zombies shambled steadily toward you? The delicate plastic stock of the M16A1 obviates bayonet use, and by attempting to use it as such you would risk shattering the hollow, spring-loaded stock. This is a critical flaw. If you were confronted by multiple ghouls and your A1 jammed, you would be unable to use it as a last-ditch hand-to-hand weapon. In the 1960s, the M16 (originally the AR-15) was designed for Air Force base security. For political reasons typical of the military-industrial complex (you buy my weapon, you get my vote and my campaign contribution), it was adopted as the principal infantry weapon for the U.S. Army. So poor was its early battle record that during the Vietnam War, communist guerrillas refused to take them from dead Americans. The newer M16A2, although somewhat of an improvement, is still regarded as a second-class weapon. If given the choice, emulate the Vietcong and ignore the M16 entirely.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    zombies are actually one of the best case real SHTF. think about it. most nogunz countries get wiped out and the remaining 500 million people have tons of resources, there's no real resource competition anymore.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >ost nogunz countries get wiped out
      Nearly all natios hae 10th-1/3rd of their population owning guns excluding police and military and reserves, higher with them, more than many US coastal states such as new york etc.Other nations have far greater ethnic and religious homogeneity and far less prone to primitive tribal gangs forming, as is normal in the US.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Other nations have far greater ethnic and religious homogeneity and far less prone to primitive tribal gangs forming, as is normal in the US.
        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_gangs_in_the_United_States

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          All of those gangs are just
          >Haitian mob
          >Mexican cartel
          >Irish mafia
          >Russian mafia
          >Sicilian mafia
          >Puerto Ricans
          >Cubans
          >Hondurans
          Etc

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Oh, I forgot to list triads and tongs
            Point is that it's not Americans forming tribal gangs

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Actual-Americans barely exist.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Actual-Americans
                you mean english people? or native americans?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Its a state of mind

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              But in a zombie apocalypse scenario, those gangs are still going to be inside the American borders. They're under the nominal protection of the American government, if it manages to pull together a defence against the undead. And unlike the zombies, the "non-Americans" can operate guns and vehicles, use rudimentary squad tactics and approach static fortifications in an intelligent manner instead of just punching concrete with their fists.
              Meanwhile in Germany, everyone quietly follows the quarantine and the zombies are all dealt with over a weekend.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Oh, I forgot to list triads and tongs
            Point is that it's not Americans forming tribal gangs

            >ost nogunz countries get wiped out
            Nearly all natios hae 10th-1/3rd of their population owning guns excluding police and military and reserves, higher with them, more than many US coastal states such as new york etc.Other nations have far greater ethnic and religious homogeneity and far less prone to primitive tribal gangs forming, as is normal in the US.

            >Other nations have far greater ethnic and religious homogeneity and far less prone to primitive tribal gangs forming, as is normal in the US.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            what does the irish mafia even do

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >as is normal in the US
        That's why we'll win

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Russian document
          >unnamed officer
          >anonymous

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >What's your zombie survival strategy?
    Same as the last 20 years. I try and stay indoors in one room, leave it once a day for the bathroom and to wash and make food. I go out foraging once a week, when I hear their hideous deformed ugly noises or see their deformed shrunken dead goblin corpses shuffling around I often just want to tear their heads off but I stick to the objective. There has to be a final solution soon though and I think most people are coming around to that conclusion

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Sit in the basement.
    >Wait for the military to exterminate them all.
    I don't care how many walking corpses you have, a tank is a tank and they WILL be pulped beneath the treads.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >eats your fuel truck driver
      your movie tankie

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ill head to the Winchester, have a pint and wait for it all to blow over

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Listen to them, nobody else did.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    reminder that all those zombie apocalypse guides don't work against REAL zombies, aka sentient living cadavers under control of a vodoo shaman

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Couldn't I just use any ol weapon against them, since they're just normal dudes on drugs?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        magical sombies are impervious to all kinds of pain and damage, and will still shamble towards you even when in smithereens. the funny thing is that they are conscious, they're not fleshy automatons, they can talk to you and even recognize you if you are a relative, but they ultimately obey to the shaman, whether they want it or not.
        as for the shaman, the dude becomes a demon when he puts on a mask like fricking jim carrey, they turn into smoke or animals like vampires in the european folklore, good luck even catching one of them

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >draws a line of salt on the floor
          lol lmao get fricked corpse man

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >What's your zombie survival strategy?
    I remember 2007

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    walls, wells, and farming

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Me and my buddy Keith have a plan.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    drones dropping molotovs, zombies are obsolete

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I LOOOOOVE HORSES

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      quality post

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would wrap myself in tin foil cause nothing wants to bite into that shit.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Get a hot air balloon

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'll go to the closet bar with my biker bros and have the sickest party I'll ever have

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Shut up, Francis.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Shut up, Francis.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >What's your zombie survival strategy?
    wait for winter, clear out the entire city of the frozen undead with a hammer

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    TRADE DEAL
    >You are immune to the zombie infection
    >You have to fight L4D zombies rather than stereotypical slow walker zombies

    Do you accept?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You don't just lose HP IRL when Tanks throw big sodding lumps of masonry at you.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        On the default "normal" mode, survivors are capable or not just tanking lumps of masonry, but also a ridiculous amount of friendly small arms fire, wading through pools of acid, being set on fire, and all the while fighting off potentially hundreds of zombies with just improvised melee weapons. It's a common fan theory that being "immune" doesn't actually stop infection, but changes the symptoms from being zombified to getting superhuman strength and endurance

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but as far as I know, canon difficulty is expert. I would hate it but I would definitely take l4d zombies over Return of the Living Dead zombies. At least with l4d, death is a certainty.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      As long as I can trap and frick the witch, sure. Plus I’d be immune to infection so I can hit it raw

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Depends, will i be the only immune person and will being in proximity to me infect other people, like it did in the games?

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Go immediately to local UPS hub, steal truck and empty 53' trailer (at least their shit is actively maintained - looking at you FedEx).
    Back trailer straight through front of local liquor store.
    Pass boxes of liquor, wine, and beer inside, as much as possible.
    Drive to local pharmacy, back through rear wall.
    Load up all the pills, vitamins, Listerine, toothpaste, women's products, etc.
    Do same with supermarket until trailer is full.
    Drive trailer of booze, drugs, and canned goods to my parent's house out in the woods, leave it in pop's yard, tell him not to leave the house and to smoke anyone who comes by.

    Call up some friends who can drive, go steal the rest of UPSs trucks, trailers, and fuel.
    Pack pop's property with stolen trucks and trailers.
    One truck fully filled (100 gallons) will get you 600+ miles. Hopefully we can snag a couple tankers worth of diesel.
    Armor a couple trucks with welded on steel plate and heavy highway snow plows for small arms fire and barricades.
    Drive around in teams until we figure out what the frick we're going to do after that.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    jill sandwiches

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Eat all the eggs

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No strategy needed, I'm going to be one of the zombies.

  37. 1 month ago
    T-I-G-E-R-S

    Zombies ain't real

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Favorite zombie movies/videogames and why?

    For me it's Left 4 Dead because it's fun and doesn't indulge in the shitty parts of zombie fiction (social commentary and self-pity). For movies I'd either say Land of the Dead (zombie navy seals) or ROTLD because they're somewhat intelligent and terrifying as frick.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >game
      L4D2
      a good sequel with improved mechanics
      L4D1 and 2 were one of if not THE first co-op games and my mates and I had way too much fun with it
      >movie
      tossup between Zombieland 1 or Shaun Of The Dead
      Shaun is hilarious and has a far more human story
      but Zombieland 1 is one of the most enjoyable shootemup fantasies I've ever watched and the Rules gimmick is clever

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I would have loved Zombieland if it didn't have Harrelson and Eisenberg. I just don't like them.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >movie
      Dawn of the dead remake because I like fast zombies that are actually undead and the idea of locking yourself up in a mall.
      >videogame
      Dead rising, everything is perfect except for the sequels.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Dawn of the dead remake
        scary as hell especially the intro and disaster scenes before the mall

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Undead Nightmare because cowboys

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it's Cataclysm.
      >why
      I guess I have brain problems.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      L4D2 is the GOAT but I have a soft spot for Unturned. Basically bootleg DayZ but me and my friend would play it all the time back in high school
      Shaun of the Dead is my favorite zombie flick. It's just plain funny while also being one of the more realistic zombie stories (yes including exploiting the undead for amusement)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I gotta be honest I barely remember Shaun beyond the pub scene. Hot Fuzz feels more memorable to me. I do wish we had more comedy/funny zombie movies. Horror is great but sometimes you just gotta have some fun with it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cataclysm
      I just love playing dress up in mall ninja loadout

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    keep my head down until the noise quiets down. i live in a northern city. depending on what kind of zombies, they'll either freeze or die of exposure. after that's done i go reclaim the earth.

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I never had any friends growing up to play L4D with, or any game for that matter.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I know that feel. I’ve never had an Xbox or PlayStation online. Never had a headset and never “seriously gamed”. I honestly think it’s a blessing now. I never wanted to be hooked into it. But i was able to play L4D2 with 3 buddies a few times recently. Toss in some meme mods and that was more fun than any game that came out in the last decade hands down.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Me either. Having to engage with other people for hours wears me out

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >zombie thread open for 2 days
    >no mention of Half life head crab zombies?
    I’ll fix that. These mf would be a fun and challenging zombie apocalypse. Slow and relatively easy to kill, but if you mess up the kill that headcrab will launch itself at you. And god help you if a runner comes at you.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Shouldn't this type much easier to eradicate? I feel the only way headcrab zombie infestation happens is if it takes place in isolated premises.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nah it would be way worse. Headcrab zombies don’t spread by bites, if I remember the game correctly. They find nice little hidey holes and make nests to spawn more head crabs. And those little head crabs sneaking around and jumping clear across the room at you would be hard to avoid. Motorcycle and football helmets would be a must.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The severity of the problem would be determined by how much they're able to procreate.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Not sure a helmet would be super effective, since they dont take over your brain. Their inernal claw severs your upper spine and takes over your body, but the infected are still alive and conscious for a few days before they die from dehydration.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks, I hate it

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Iirc you can actually hear a few newly "infected" cry, groan from pain and beg for death.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Oh God, PLEASE HELP ME

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Neck armor with a spine protection would probably leave a Headcrab mostly harmless. Though the Combine troopers can also be infected and they would probably have already invented prober protection.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            In Half-life: Alyx it’s shown that a construction helmet full of screws is enough to stop a headcrab from getting a hold of you and doing it’s thing.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              It also lets you remove the headcrab after it gets on your head. But trying to do the same in Half-Life 2, for a resistance soldier gets him killed.
              So i think that might just be for gameplay reasons and not "lore accurate", since Combine soldiers can also be infected while wearing helmets.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >But trying to do the same in Half-Life 2, for a resistance soldier gets him killed.

                I don’t remember this and I’ve played the original many times, where do they show this at?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                In Station 6, you can try to save a friendly soldier but it proves fatal for him. Though the same thing can be done in Alyx succesfully

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah but he’s not wearing a helmet, it’s actively coupling with his head, and you use bullets to get it off, he could’ve even been chomped by a last minute reflex reaction from the crab.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                But you can do the same thing in Alyx when a crab lands on your head.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Also with the Combine thing it literally shows their skulls being severed at the bottom of the skull, apparently they just need the brain stem to operate the human body.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder what they taste like.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Banana and escargot

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not like chicken, or crab. I like how the games really insinuate that.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        chiggen

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you forgot the combine use headcrabs as bio weapons by dropping them in canisters

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pic related
    >Steel fence protecting farmable land
    >Moat
    >Reinforced concrete walls
    >Blast doors built to withstand off-shore bombardment
    >Half burried, noise won't be a problem
    >Ocean and port in walking distance
    Humans are going to be a lot of a bigger problem than zombies since I'm probably gonna have to fight a lot of them with the same idea as me.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I hope you have 70 men to help man the fortifications.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Count me in

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I doubt zombies could make they way in after you just close the doors, but I do need help against human enroachment since I'm on a survival goldmine. I'd also have to think out of the box for arming my guys since guns aren't as readily available here. I do know a good place to get a nice stockpile guns, ammo and the tools needed to repurpose used casings but the problem with that is inbetween me and that trove is the biggest, most dense population center in the country. The kinda place you wanna avoid in an apocalypse.

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >decent /k/ thread turns into noguns PrepHole shit
    Every time

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >REEEEEE THIS ZOMBIE THREAD ISNT REEEEAL ENOUGH REEEEEEEE

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No, this /k/ - Weapons thread doesn't have any fricking weapons in it

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Then post gun gay

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I posted like 4 already
            This M16A1 semiautomatic assault rifle is worthless for fighting undead; it's got a hollow plastic stock and you have to adjust the sights with a nail every time the target moves

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Trip tard. If you posted 4 guns then this thread clearly has guns in it. Checkmate

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Post guns, PrepHole spammer, don't just spam walls of text about the mechanics of a shitty Steam game
                >this SKS battle rifle has an extended magazine to conserve ammunition and a bipod to increase range. Unlike the AK-47, the SKS is semi automatic only, preventing the user from switching the fire selector to "rock and roll" and wasting all of his precious ammunition.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Go back to your CHUG threads and tell people to go back to /misc/

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I notice you still haven't posted guns, you swarthy European
                >.44 Magnum: the most powerful caliber in the world, popularized by Dirty Harry, and perfect for killing zedheads

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Here take gun, no step

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Begrudgingly admit that's a fricking kino loadout

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                with the carefully pulled out joint so it would be clearly visible in the picture? come on anon. dishonest gun ownership.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That’s a pen you wingnut, I’ve never touched pot in my life. I exclusively consume shitty light beer

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Even if that was a reefer, who fricking cares
                Also, you're legit fricking moronic if you think that's a joint. It's got big blue letters and an insurance company logo and a blue tip and a shiny metal ball point on the end
                >muh dishonest gun ownership!
                The 4473 form itself is dishonest, you bootlicker

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Sweet grips. Berettas with the mag release button in the grips are really cool. I had a 21a but it was sort of disappointing so I sold it. I want a 71 now. I'd totally put grips like these on it. I'm going for the mossad/blade runner crossover

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Been trying to hunt down a threaded barrel for it for years

                it is. the devs are big into being super woke. wokeness is their virtual signaling

                Wait, that's them unironically being woke, not mocking troons? Because that's a straight up ACK! meme

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                years of CSI told me there would be incriminating evidence if I did this

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Kek
                >just run it through the enchantment program again, get rid of some of those excess pixels and clean up this area of here.
                >then I’ll run it through some recognition algorithms and hack into the FBI database for their software
                >we got em boys

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >enchantment
                Freudian slip
                it really is magical levels of enhancement

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I'm you but worse

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Fricking kek, that’s awesome. Got a good chuckle out of that. I do like your 88 though. I’ve been tempted to get an 18.5 length 88 just to put my pistol grip on and make my beater poor man’s SBS. My 20 inch 590 is just a bit clunky to use with the pistol grip. Either way, the shotgun/long barrel magnum combo will never out of style.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Sometimes I wish I had the 20" mav but the 18.5" is pretty cool in its own way
                >Either way, the shotgun/long barrel magnum combo will never out of style.
                It just has soul. ARs and glocks are all the rage and they do the job well, but it just doesnt have the same feel.

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How do you stop this?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Literally a couple of rifles shooting the middle skinny columns. Not the base or the tippy top. Right in the middle, it would collapse the stack on itself.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Drop a couple frag grenades from a helicopter

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's not even physically possible.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's what makes it hard to counter.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Do they have a hive mind or something? What's next, are they going to start building hives and farming mutant aphids?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I pour Vaseline down the wall, and we all have a good laugh watching them tumble down.

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >find highest bridge in area
    >make barriers at 45° angles to bridge direction with vehicles etc.
    >create opening at bridge edge or ramp over side at end of barrier
    >place solar/battery powered soundsystem in between barriers (green square)
    >blast Darude - Sandstorm 24/7 at max volume
    >all zombies in area drawn to noise
    >crush action of zombies pushing other zombies forces them off the bridge
    >zombies either carried away by current if over water, immobilized from fall, or crippled to the point of being slow and easily dispatched
    >any zombie not injured enough just drawn back to bridge by noise
    30 hours in MSPaint, but I've solved zombies.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Can't really find a flaw. Maybe make sure the walls are angled outwards so they're harder to climb.

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I just think the zombie apocalypse would be super /k/ozy
    >get to explore places you would previously get arrested for trespassing in
    >carry guns around and light them off whenever you want
    >target rich environment
    >live by your wits instead of grinding the rat race
    >band together with other /k/ minded individuals

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That sounds nice if it was an exclusion zone you could enter, enjoy, then return to a more civilized place. I don’t think I’d live without
      >flushing toilet
      >occasional shower
      >cold beer
      >24/7 shops to get hot food or cold beverages in a pinch(not a fan of fast food but sometimes your starving and need to eat fast)
      >choccy milk

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The beer atleast could be kept cold by burying it. Just remember where you did it and it will be cold when you want it.

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Rape check em. Shady that ass nig

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ONE MAN CHEESE BURGER APOCALYPSE

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >FRIG OFF BOBANDY YOU ONE MAN CHEESE BURGER APOCALYPSE

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Step 1: Be Leon S. Kennedy
    Step 2: Nothing.

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just ignore them and try not to catch what infected them.

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    larp as a zombie ofc
    anon do you know where you are right now?

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Depends on the zombie type. Most I don't think would be an existential threat, even if it's the running ones you'd just have to be unlucky to get caught early on. RE zombies that will eventually mutate into monsters would be a problem.

    If it's a Crossed situation I'm offing myself.

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Would this work?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It’s clear you’ve never used a treadmill, and no, it wouldn’t.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the meta

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >hunker down at home with your stock of a few months of food, and water until the situation resolves
    comfy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      From my experience, and from most accounts I'm aware of when shit gets bad, you're surprised to find how often people have a accurate appraisal of who is prepared, and the indignity they will express if denied these necessities.

      While you can certainly give it a go now by trying to lay low at your house without anyone seeing, or hearing you, and having all your utilities shut off, and see how you tolerate it as well as test if you have necessary equipment. People often forget things like electric blankets, suitable lights to read by, equipment to bath, toiletries.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        whoever hasn't read the Serbian Prepper manual by now deserves all he's going to get

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >While you can certainly give it a go now by trying to lay low at your house without anyone seeing, or hearing you
        I do this by default

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Im still in Covid lockdown mode.

  55. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    speaking of zombies, I watched this show and was suprised about how good it was. The frsit 3 episodes and last are good, the rest is shit. If you want a kinda comfy show after TWD this is it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was better than I expected

  56. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    drop directly in the middle of the horde

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      good cinematography though

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically that credit sequence is a 10/10 zombie film by itself, but it's surrounded by the biggest let down in the genre

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      good cinematography though

      Unironically that credit sequence is a 10/10 zombie film by itself, but it's surrounded by the biggest let down in the genre

      I’ve heard a lot of shit about Army of the Dead but I really liked it. It was different and lame in some parts, but it was overall a great movie. It combines my 2 favorite genres of all time, heist movies and zombie movies. Amazing combo.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why did he do it

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what no pussy will do to a mfer

  57. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    molest female zombies

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Dawn of the Dead remake and its bonus material kinda showed why that was a bad idea.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mmmm Zombitty titty committee

  58. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >wrap self in sheets, cardboard, newspaper, wear every layer of clothing I have and a thick jacket, along with any makeshift armor I can strap to myself
    >fight my way to my car because it's in a parking lot
    >drive to the sporting goods store
    >loot all the protective sports equipment, basically armor up as a hockey goalie
    >pick up whatever ammo and guns are left, the morons took the wrong survival tools for this situation lmao
    >loot some food
    >drive back home and chill until all the zombies die (there is no possible situation where their human bodies somehow become immortal, our bodies require energy, our muscles require nutrient rich blood to move)
    >loot remaining food from my dead moron neighbors who opened their doors unarmed

  59. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Watch and shoot the ones that shit on streets with a scoped 270 in the lower spine.

  60. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I know Denmark has a few small'ish islands that can stably support about a 100 people, and with hill tall enough you can keep an eye on the entire coast. So if you keep a watcher on the hill at all times, who can keep an eye out for ships and use the registry of everybody on the island and you either make them check in every day or have somebody check in on them. You should be able to keep a stable small community, especially since hunting rifles are pretty common there.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they have rubber boats though

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The zombies?
        The streams around some of the bigger islands are too rough for rubber boats, and you need something a bit bigger or use the local ferry, to get there.

  61. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Steal a sailboat or yacht and live on an island.

  62. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ship + Loudspeaker blasting music at 200 dB + howitzer with incendiary shells = total zombie death

    https://studio.youtube.com/video/oVyNUohC6bA/edit

  63. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I sit on my ass and watch the local red necks shoot them

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