What's your proffered cryptid elweapon/caliber and why

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    any cartridge with blanks

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Depends on the cryptid. Probably a McMilan Tac-50 or an M1014.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    USP chambered in .45 acp. I will have the power of God and John Moses Browning on my side.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      browning didn't even like .45

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Depends on the cryptid: those without earthly bodies and more ethereal in form will not and cannot be killed
    >t. tried

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Did you just drop some rando with a phone flash? WTF

      I am the only one seeing this shit?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don't a lot of "paranormal" creatures have a sensitivity to electricity? If it's one that does a weapon that emits massive amounts of EM interference might at least keep it away from you.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Anything manufactured and unnatural in general. Steel and iron themselves are already potent enough to be noted historically as such. Anything notably bound to "this side" instead of the "other," essentially.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        shit, does any ammo manufacturer make EMP rounds?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      poorgays don’t know that IR beamz kill ghosts like the hammer of dawn in GOW

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Meds anon, befor you shoot another hiker

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Do you think that man with a backpack and walking stick is a hiker? you poor fool...

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that thing is fricking rad

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the caliber between my legs
    shoot my load up that hot skinwalker pussy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Still remember that one greentext of the Anon fricking the Russian skinwalker

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the fricking what now?
        Screencap?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            a shapeshifter gf would be my fetish. I'd have let her in. she didn't kill him the first time. she bothered to walk here. and she's probably going to return the 1911. the fool. I'm socially awkward myself. just be cool and open. if she wants to eat people, just tell her to look for houses with blm signs. I mean, this really is a win win. can they get pregnant? with humans, I mean. would this be like a reverse nephilim? would I be creating the antichrist? oh well, shapeshifting gf that can turn into a fat version of herself in real time during sex. and she probably shoots. and not a bullshit vegan.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Sounds like absolute horseshit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        what movie

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >call me
        k babe!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I was going to say... my penis. heheheh.
      based and paris pilled.
      frick helen.
      Oenone ftw.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >based and paris pilled
        >oenone ftw
        wut

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          he's talking about trojan condoms, anon. for fricking skinwalkers

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's the Thunderbird.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry anon, the Wendigo is a classic.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Neither of those things are cryptids you stupid zoomer.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yes they are, Ive seen both.
      Now they are cryptids

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Cryptids are undiscovered animals. Both those things are spiritual entities.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Wendigos are only implicitly spiritual. Do you not know your fricking lore?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Apparently you get all your lore from creepy pasta and video games. In Native American legend the Wedigo was an evil spirit that possessed people in winter and turned them into cannibals. That zombie deer thing was completely made up by and has nothing to do with the original legends.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >that possessed people
              hellooo, moron alert
              The possessed human cannibal is the cryptid.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Hello moron but in the actual wedigo legend the people didn’t mutate into a deer monster and remained a human.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Human is a strong word for wendigo, are you sure you aren't conflating a skinwalker for a wendigo instead?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No. If you actually look into the wedigo incidents from upper Canada you would realize it was always described as possessed human being that became a cannibal during winter. They would gain super strength and resilience but they did not turn into monsters. The idea that they looked like monsters came from white people mixing up different legends.

                Skin walkers are a Navaho legend from the south west. They where witches that could change shape into animals or animal human hybrids as well as preform all kinds of other magic. The only thing they have to do with the wedigo is that they are both legends from Amarind tribes.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >remained a human
                debatable, having a human body doesn't make one human.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Cryptids are unknown animals you dumb frick not supernatural entities.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                A cryptid is any creature that may or may not exist. Spiritual creatures are by definition cryptids.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Wrong.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Go find the definition of cryptid that excludes spiritual creatures.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Cryptids are animals that cryptozoologists believe may exist somewhere in the wild, but are not believed to exist by mainstream science.
                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cryptids

                >Animals are multicellular, eukaryotic organisms in the biological kingdom Animalia
                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Don't forget that sometimes they'd see someone who's already a Cannibal and possess them because "Well you're already eating people might as well join in the fun"

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Not always. There's a host of other legends where the wendigo is a monster residing in cold areas, not too dissimilar to the ones depicted in Until Dawn except they're frozen to some degree (at least their heart is frozen, some cultures believed they could be killed by having the heart cut out and burned and that people who hadn't fully turned could be cured with a certain potion that was served hot in order to thaw their heart)

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Possession turning people into cannibal or monster
                >Hunger turning people into cannibal or monster
                I think those are most common forms.
                I think wendigo is somewhat similar to amuk that it is cultural thing.
                Wendigo is mental disorder and coping mechanism in same package and there is a ton of folklore old and new surrounding it making it murky subject hard to understand for normies.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Wendigo is mental disorder and coping mechanism in same package and there is a ton of folklore old and new surrounding it making it murky subject hard to understand for normies.
                I agree. I was just reading about Wendigo Psychosis earlier today and was confused that the term is only used to apply to people from that culture who become cannibals due to a psychotic episode, when I know for a fact that psychotic cannibalism isn't limited to that culture. The term should be considered more broad, even if the "wendigo" isn't a thing in that culture since it gives a pretty exact diagnosis.

                As far as the monster type of wendigo goes, probably started as something told to keep people in line and got exaggerated over time (like how they're sometimes described as being taller than the trees and solid ice) like all stories do. Although it's fun to imagine a creature like the modern wendigo exists, it's almost entirely a modern fabrication that shares next to nothing with the original depictions

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    .308 and the blessing of Christ will take care of any demons that stalk my forest.
    Been searching for demons in the Northwoods for 20 years and I have yet to find one.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >.308 and the blessing of Christ
      Absolutely based

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >post yfw

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >oh god, how did she track me easy?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the trail of pop tart wrappers, paul

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I swear this was used as a cover for some crustpunk album/single and I can't remember what

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        YOU BE THE JUDGE

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I know exactly what cryptid video you're quoting and I haven't found it since I first saw it, please link it if you can

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's Paul.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I am 100% sure Paul has seen at least one cryptid. I'm 50% sure he killed it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I wouldn't worry about it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      my face on the right

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Jokes on you, SkiBlack person, I’m violently misogynistic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      @hitsujigoods on instagram

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Haha, gnomes. How funny.
    >Metsänpeitto (lit. forest's cover) is a place or a phenomenon found in Finnish folklore. It is used to describe people or domestic animals who went missing in nature for unexplained reasons.

    >People "covered by forest" were described as not being able to recognize the terrain around them, even if they were on familiar grounds. In other cases they might have walked endlessly through unfamiliar terrain, or were rendered completely paralyzed, unable to move or speak. Unnatural silence devoid of the sounds of nature was also common.[1]

    >People or animals under the influence of the phenomenon were described as becoming either completely invisible to other people, or looking like part of the nature around them, like a rock. In one story a man had been looking for a missing cow for days. When he finally gave up and returned to his work, the first tree stump he struck with his axe transformed back into his cow.

    >The cause behind metsänpeitto was usually credited to maahinens, who were small humanoid creatures living underground (usually translated as "gnomes"). Some people managed to free themselves from metsänpeitto by their own means, for example by turning their jacket inside out, by switching their shoes to the wrong feet, or by watching world upside down through their own legs. This was because of the idea that everything was topsy-turvy in the lands of the maahinens. Some were released seemingly without reason, others only after being sought after by a shaman. Some were never seen again.

    >One could save cattle from Metsänpeitto with a spell originating in the town of Kuhmo, asking the forest to let them return.

    >Metsänpeitto greatly resembles "kamikakushi", or "spiriting away", found in Japanese folklore.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mets%C3%A4npeitto

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There are lots of missing 411 cases where the people returned and reported hearing and even seeing search parties, but no matter what they did nobody would acknowledge them. I know for a fact there are no pussy ass gnomes in the American wilderness, so this phenomena has to be covered by something else.

      In order to survive it just make sure you bring actual gear for if you do go missing. Don't just go hiking with a mounds bar and a canteen. Bring all relevant survival gear wherever you go including equipment to call for help, even if the "covered by forest" phenomena does make stuff like flares and radios imperceibable to others.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I know for a fact there are no pussy ass gnomes in the American wilderness
        Not so fast
        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_people_(mythology)#Native_American_folklore

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They are pranksters huh? Might be what was behind the knocking on my door and the voice of a little kid (very young) saying, "Hello? Can you hear me? I need help."

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Only when disrespected and not soothed. Leaving out food and in general showing them respect ought to satiate them. Shamans would have known spells to have them work for you, but I doubt any of those are alive anymore.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              So you're saying the right course of action isn't to print out various depictions of gnomes, go into the woods, and shoot them all to shit as a show of force?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Honestly I don't know if they can even perceive any of that. If iron is already powerful "against" them and their kind, how would a gun work? You're basically carrying with and on you advanced expressions of "this side." Probably have no effect on anything.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                All I know is if I find a gnome I'm going to blow them to shit with my shotgun and make headlines being the first person to actually capture one.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >local man shoots lost wandering child in woods
                >claims child was forest gnome

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Might be what was behind the knocking on my door and the voice of a little kid (very young) saying, "Hello? Can you hear me? I need help."
            Nah, that was probably just hillfolk trying to lure you out

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I think that fricko who runs the lore lodge youtube channel is onto something with the whole uncanny valley thing and the similar legends thing from wendigo to the strigoi to spiriting away there's something beyond your average serial killer at work here

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I’ve watched his content. I wish wendigoon would narrate the exact same stories or scripts. I hate that lore lodge’s guys voice and presentation style. I don’t know why. I even agree with most of what he says. I just wish someone with a better voice and cadence were saying it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I know for a fact there are no pussy ass gnomes in the American wilderness
        Not so fast
        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_people_(mythology)#Native_American_folklore

        There's little people lore in Arctic Alaska as well.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      sounds a lot like Tom Messick or Jim Mcgrogan or Aaron Hedges

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they fell through the hedge.

      you guys are just pretending those things exist, right?

      yeah, sure, pretend.

      So you're saying the right course of action isn't to print out various depictions of gnomes, go into the woods, and shoot them all to shit as a show of force?

      that does work, they're mean little shits, who ran a Black person tier protection racket on farms.
      they only understand force and intimidation. its what impresses them enough to frick off. if anything shoot gnome statues with shotguns and flares. burn them in an auto-de-fe. get creative by pretending its warwick davis the goddamn midge.

      Whatever apex predator it is, it's not bears or wolves, cause nature doesn't go silent with them around. Hell, a bear ran into me (it got extremely spooked) the same day I experienced that silence and I was swatting mosquitoes and checking out birds when it happened.

      we had a bear run right past us to get off a mountain once. it was hauling ass. deer and even the wild turkeys were trying to get away. I made the call to get out of there, because I grew up on disney movies and bad scifi novels. if the animals are running away from something you should too.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        "fell through the hedge"
        go on.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          its an old english saying. you fell through the hedge to the faeries.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >get creative by pretending its warwick davis the goddamn midge.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >that does work, they're mean little shits, who ran a Black person tier protection racket on farms.
        >they only understand force and intimidation.
        The frick are you on? It's THEIR LAND. You are the one intruding on their land and existence. How the hell is it Black person-tier if they're just demanding something for your use of their land? You ever rented anything? Paid taxes? That's the equivalent of your intrusion on their soil.
        They demand far less of you than the government does. All they want is some respect and a few gifts to exemplify it. That's it. They will even go out of their way to help you if you correctly plead it of them.
        They are far better Neighbors to you than the government is.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >unwashed, gnomish stubby fingers pecked this out
          they follow easy marks. theyre a rootless intl clique.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            All they ask for is for you to respect your presence and intrusion on their land.
            Would you go onto another human's land and show no respect?
            Would you move onto someone else's land and build your house there without even asking for permission? Would you just go on someone else's land and settle down without even talking to the people living there? Because They WILL give you permission. They do not care about your mundane life on the soil, but what They want is your respect; for you to at the very least ask for permission, or to at the very least recognize their ownership of it before you set your head down and fall asleep on what is their property in truth.
            All you need to do is show some respect. That is all. Just face them as equals in this world of ours, as living beings sharing this world of ours. Recognize them, even if you can not see them, and treat them as they deserve to be treated. It's not too much to be asked.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              oh jesus, its another hippy dippy earth brother type.
              GB2 your drum circle.

              theyre less david the gnome, and more crackhead nac mac feegles with meth head mamas.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >hippy dippy earth brother type.
                I don't know what the frick kind of idea you've got of me, but that's not the reality. I've been raised as suburban and atheistic as you could imagine and I've lived that typical modern life, but despite it my great-grandpa was a bloodstopper of local renown and my further experiences in life goes to support all of that shit.
                I just don't want to be in conflict with my neighbors. If I move onto someone's land, or rest my head on their soil, I will show my respect to them. It's not much, it's not too much asked of me.
                If I go out hunting, I'll show my respect to the Forest and everything in it, before I kill one of its beings. I will respect whatever I've slain and be grateful.
                >theyre less david the gnome, and more crackhead nac mac feegles with meth head mamas.
                All of this shit is because of you mistreating them, intruding on their soil and thinking you are justified in being there. You are like a redguard breaking into someone's house and then being upset you got shot. You are intruding on someone else's property and then feeling butthurt because they don't like that.
                What kind of a person comes into someone's house unwelcome?

                It's not wrong. These things existed long before humans and will remain long after. Humans are recognized as mere passer bys but they have to be mindful. We don't want just anyone stopping by.

                Very much so.
                Just show them a bit of respect, and they'll nod their heads to you and let you live your life. All it takes is just a tiny bit of respect and that's all.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I've been raised as suburban
                so you have no first hand experience with the nasty shit that still runs around the woods of north america. they're baby eaters to the last of them.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >show them zero respect
                >act surprised when they're violent upon your intrusion to their land
                Have you, even once, showed your respect to them before going innawoods?
                Have you ever given a piece of your prey back to them as a show of respect for what you've taken from their lands?
                Have you ever in your life, asked for permission to intrude upon their lands?

                Let me guess, no?
                All of you frickers are literally the equivalent of a junkie breaking into someone's home. You make your way onto someone's property, into someone's home and you don't show the slightest fricking respect while doing so, then you act offended when they frick with you with full respect to the intrusion you've performed.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Pretty much this. I only look at the concept of what I would need to protect myself from predators, the supernatural, and the odd angry crackhead. I would never go into an area intending to do harm, save for the natural need of hunting. They can sense that for sure. If someone does intend to "hunt" they need to come face to face with the fact they are not the one doing the stalking... you become the bait and the snare, and that is a dangerous place to be.
                Personally I would take any rifle, even a muzzleloader, with a bayonet. And some pistol of rugged design. Nothing is going to charge at you while you hold that bayonet. If something is charging you despite emptying however much ammo you're carrying into it, it's at the very least one last resort better than a plain old stick.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                *if someone does intend to "hunt" the supernatural and spiritual, I mean, which I do not condone. They're probably fine with normal hunting.
                To think about it, I'm sure the reason American spirits are considered so nasty in the first place is stuff like the fur trade, where thousands of animals were slaughtered merely to be left a skinless corpse. I doubt they were left with a good impression, not to mention many native American tribes assisted and even joined in the trade.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Have you ever in your life, asked for permission to intrude upon their lands?
                Ok sitting bull satan, settle down before we have ourselves another trail of tears.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                have you ever seen a gnome? what do they look like? or have you seen any other cryptid?

                It's not wrong. These things existed long before humans and will remain long after. Humans are recognized as mere passer bys but they have to be mindful. We don't want just anyone stopping by.

                are they humanoid?

                https://i.imgur.com/KY5XAF7.gif

                Caliber?

                based learning that nymphs can kill themselves with fire. maybe humans can kill nymphs with fire. maybe humans can kill other things with fire too.

                I am 100% sure Paul has seen at least one cryptid. I'm 50% sure he killed it.

                tell us about it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >What kind of a person comes into someone's house unwelcome?
                We humans have this thing called "borders". Its where you build an actual physical wall and put up signs that say "hey frickface, this peice of dirt has MY name on it". Maybe they should try forging their way past the great filter instead of living out of mushrooms waiting for the heat death of the universe.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It's not wrong. These things existed long before humans and will remain long after. Humans are recognized as mere passer bys but they have to be mindful. We don't want just anyone stopping by.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >theyre a rootless intl clique.
            Internationale clique?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They're not the ones who are paying my fricking property taxes so they can all frick off to the nearest state forest if they don't like what I'm doing with the place

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >t. gnome

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >for example by turning their jacket inside out
      I've heard that mentioned in relation to British folklore too, interesting

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The scary part is how similar these legends are to each other. You can go from Finland to North America, and they all have the same basic functions related to their legends. There's what, 10 thousand years between their peoples, yet they perceive the world in the wild similarly?

        Apparently you get all your lore from creepy pasta and video games. In Native American legend the Wedigo was an evil spirit that possessed people in winter and turned them into cannibals. That zombie deer thing was completely made up by and has nothing to do with the original legends.

        >possessed people
        Frick off. The Wendigo is a witch that's cannibalized people and so when turning into an animal form becomes a human-eating beast instead of whatever wolf they would otherwise be.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >The scary part is how similar these legends are to each other. You can go from Finland to North America, and they all have the same basic functions related to their legends. There's what, 10 thousand years between their peoples, yet they perceive the world in the wild similarly?
          Almost like it has something to do with the longitudinal range, like you say the divergence in time from when these peoples were separated is way too far for it to be just handed down tradition.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Almost like it has something to do with the longitudinal range,
            But that in turn has to do with populational density, cause people living this far north never could sustain enough population to build cities before modern trade and -fertilizers.
            The common factor here is just the amount of people and the density of their population. Wherever populational density is very low, be it desert or northern forests, you find abnormal occurences.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              humans create a weak "normalcy field". it's like we're psychic or wizards or something. enough humans in one spot, and this normalcy field seems to repel the supernatural.

              https://i.imgur.com/0vSSvxz.png

              so how to get shapeshifter gf? they prefer metal pistols? or did they remove the pistol because the iron offended her? would a five seven with it's plastic shell over everything be less offensive? how about other metals?

              and they could be catgirls, or anime girls, cowgirls, whatever crazy stuff I could come up with, or is it limited to just humans?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >repel the supernatural
                Itself being "supernatural" it doesn't repel, so much as it simply overpowers. The amount of ways "supernatural" things can slip into this environment are innumerable as they are esoteric.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >humans create a weak "normalcy field"
                Rather the things we carry on us. Anyone you know ever gone buck-naked innawoods? Reported on their experience there?
                >enough humans in one spot, and this normalcy field seems to repel the supernatural.
                Even the stuff you carry is enough for that "repelling" experience. Technology is just "powerful."

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Unbased and cringe pilled "material magic" gay

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Your schizophrenia has no effect on nature.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Your completely unsubstantiated theories have no bearing on the reality of nature.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >muh normalcy field
                >Your completely unsubstantiated theories
                The hypocricy, lmfao. The utter lack of knowledge on pre-christian peoples and their relation to technology vs the wild.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >massive glaring holes that his theory does not resolve
                >lmfao your completely unifying theory is wrong because i said so

                also
                >pre-christian peoples and their relation to technology vs the wild.
                If cherry picking had a mascot.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >everyone from North America to the Russian steppes before Christianity
                >If cherry picking had a mascot.
                Is there even a point in trying to engage someone as ignorant as you? You don't have the faintest clue of what pre-christian cultures in these plalces were like.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >several peoples from the group specified do not adhere to the trend being relied upon
                >N- NO IM NOT CHERRY PICKING
                moron

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >from the group specified
                >modern North Americans
                >pre-christian North Americans
                Are you even a human? Am I interacting with a chatbot right now? A neural network? Someone fricking around with NovelAI?

              • 2 years ago
                beargunman

                ahem, my completely unifying theory. I don't want my legitimate bear gun ramblings though to be mixed with my cryptid ramblings and my sexual fetishes. blah! wtf.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Can you frick off? I'm trying to annoy the material magic moron.

                >from the group specified
                >modern North Americans
                >pre-christian North Americans
                Are you even a human? Am I interacting with a chatbot right now? A neural network? Someone fricking around with NovelAI?

                >changes the group specified
                Well I for one know for a fact that I am not interacting with a real human being.
                You can't even argue your theory, all you can do is spew minor variations on the same fricking line over and over again.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >You can't even argue your theory, all you can do is spew minor variations on the same fricking line over and over again.
                Why would I build further arguments when you've never genuinely challenged any of them? If you want effort, you need to put some of it in yourself.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Why would I
                Kek, you literally can't.

                >when you've never genuinely challenged any of them?
                Factually false, try harder.

              • 2 years ago
                beargunman

                the normalcy field was my idea. there are 3 of us here. though I'm surprised it caught on.
                yeah hahaha, everyone laugh at the tripgay.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Ak scares away all this, both normal and abnormal, is ok, is job.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                why did this one go for his 1911? as a comparison, do elves not wield iron weapons? what if elves just don't like the taste of cold steel/hot lead, as it were, in the same way jamal doesn't?

                why do you think humans, a dualistic material/spiritual being (I think they are one and the same, with the different aspects flowing into each other, and it is absurd to try to separate them) would not b capable of this? of generating this field themselves? look, the creature only approached when everyone at the party was intoxicated. their spiritual prowess was weakened and then it made contact. also, it was able to walk into the city where he lived. I think the human semen gave her some ability to resist said field. but idk, I'm spit balling here.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >a dualistic material/spiritual being
                >dualism
                A literal joke that makes absolutely no sense outside of bestial human biases, with no disregard to centuries, millenia of philosophy.
                >I think they are one and the same, with the different aspects flowing into each other, and it is absurd to try to separate them)
                So are you a dualist, or a (neutral) monist? If you genuinely perceive reality as a dualistic system, you are either misinformed or dumb.

              • 2 years ago
                beargunman

                I'm saying what appears to some as dualism is in fact not. the spirit and the flesh both exist in this reality. this reality has layers overlaying each other, but it is one reality. they are inseperable. hosts have bodies. are they spirits? are they flesh? they can choose to procreate if they wish. is a man no less real than a bird because it cannot fly?

                descartes is a false god.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >they are inseperable.
                You got that right. Reality in itself, in its totality, is inseparable. Anything you try to separate from "Everything" is an illusion, an abstraction, an interface that doesn't actually match true reality. The only actual, independently existing thing you can recognize in reality, is the united totality of Everything. Call it the world, the universe, God, nature or whatever you want, but the combined totality of it is the sole existing "unity" you can recognize in this existence.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >unity among nature

                okay terrence mckenna. anyone who has come to know nature outside of a comfortable civilized daytrip knows that it is red in tooth in claw and bathed in violence and cruelty. Mercy, love and compassion may be transcendental but they are only things truly displayed by humans.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >the point
                .
                .
                .
                .

                .
                Your emotional perception of reality does not matter. All things are one, regardless of if you value them emotionally or not. It has nothing to do with mercy or compassion, it's just reality. All of us, everything you can perceive, are just slivers and parts of a united whole, a singular unity that can not be in reality separated.
                You can not remove anything in existence from this whole. Or do you suggest that, for example, you could remove yourself entirely out of our universe? Outside all the laws of physics, outside of gravity, outside of nuclear forces, outside of time and space and everything we know, and still define yourself? How could you exist outside of everything we know, outside of time, space, and whatever laws of nature there are?
                How could you define yourself distinctly, not as a part of this universe of ours?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Oh cool I actually answered very similarly to you. Hello friend.

              • 2 years ago
                beargunman

                Unity and violence are not mutually exclusive.
                NTA just want to opine. The problem humans have is this idea that while mercy/love/compassion are transcendental, suffering/violence/cruelty are somehow lesser manifestations. The reconciliation between yay positive happy homosexual thoughts and bruh doomer reality so mean thoughts is that they're both just aspects of the whole and not independent entities capable of being detached from each other. You can draw a line, but a line does not a void make.

                >the point
                .
                .
                .
                .

                .
                Your emotional perception of reality does not matter. All things are one, regardless of if you value them emotionally or not. It has nothing to do with mercy or compassion, it's just reality. All of us, everything you can perceive, are just slivers and parts of a united whole, a singular unity that can not be in reality separated.
                You can not remove anything in existence from this whole. Or do you suggest that, for example, you could remove yourself entirely out of our universe? Outside all the laws of physics, outside of gravity, outside of nuclear forces, outside of time and space and everything we know, and still define yourself? How could you exist outside of everything we know, outside of time, space, and whatever laws of nature there are?
                How could you define yourself distinctly, not as a part of this universe of ours?

                so, in summary:
                1. get a bunch of people in the woods, but get them drunk. this will draw the skinwalker
                2. be sober so you shine like a light
                3. bring a sacrificial metal gun

                also, so what's the word on cat/cow girls? only pure human phenotypes?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Funny how that almost sounds like a shaman ritual.

              • 2 years ago
                beargunman

                well frick. I just accidentally became a wizard.
                it won't let me post the goon wizard and the two succubi. settle for a fren.

                Hello moron but in the actual wedigo legend the people didn’t mutate into a deer monster and remained a human.

                Human is a strong word for wendigo, are you sure you aren't conflating a skinwalker for a wendigo instead?

                I think instead he is confusing skinwalker with a rake. what we're seeing here are not native americans, or at least, not anymore. tbh, I don't think they ever were. Some kind of thing that never was human. Are they primates, or derived from them? Are their words real or projections into your mind? Are there jaws themselves capable of speech?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                and what does that get us in a practical sense? Nothing. Blithering abstractions in the face of reality. To speak plainly whether it is a dog, bear, man, or sasquatch that stands before you , each beings true intent unknown to the other what good does it know that at the timelike infinity, somewhere subquantum, or running through the ether of the cosmos that we are all one? I don't doubt that to be the case, but for each individual being with its finite time and frame of perception all existance is bare wits and the tenuous bonds he can form with and against those around him. Tell me how, when something comes at me with tooth or steel, that the fact that we are all in some way united offers me any solace?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Tell me how, when something comes at me with tooth or steel, that the fact that we are all in some way united offers me any solace?

                Do not stand
                By my grave, and weep.
                I am not there,
                I do not sleep—
                I am the thousand winds that blow
                I am the diamond glints in snow
                I am the sunlight on ripened grain,
                I am the gentle, autumn rain.
                As you awake with morning’s hush,
                I am the swift, up-flinging rush
                Of quiet birds in circling flight,
                I am the day transcending night.
                Do not stand
                By my grave, and cry—
                I am not there,
                I did not die.

                Metaphysical truths offer no solace to the dumb and dull

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                don't be daft. There is a difference between finding solace in eventual fate and wisdom that has use in a raw reality.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                There really isn't, the it's gonna be a fun day for you when you come to that realization.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >again he says nothing

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >There is no difference between finding solace in eventual fate and wisdom that has use in raw reality
                There, you literally autistic fricking twat

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                cute

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Here, let me hold your hand.
                Solace in eventual fate IS a wisdom that has use in raw reality.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >he says, scalped, his daughters raped to death

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes.

                Or are you seriously going to sit here and act like
                >spiritual solemnity isn't useful because it's not the same type of thing as this OTHER useful wisdom.
                In what one dimensional universe is there only one kind of useful wisdom.

                Think of it this way
                Spiritual solemnity without physical security results in death
                physical security without spiritual solemnity results in stupidity... which results in death

                They're both useful wisdom

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                cool we're actually kind of on the same page in actuality. I agree you need both. just being a dick.

                but also still frick you buddy wisdom that keeps me from getting raped to death > wisdom that makes you okay with being raped to death.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Glad we could get to this point.
                SO I COULD TELL YOU HOW I REALLY FEEL
                You're trash, kid. You're garbage. What do you need wisdom for? Go ask mommy for lunch money and spend it on onlyfans you absolute fricking moron. You stupid dumb fricking idiot. You big moron fricking stupid dumbass.

                oh wait you actually kind of made a point there... I'm not deleting what I've already written just ignore that. The delineation between wisdom that prevents immediate death and wisdom that prevents eventual death is superficial, to put it simply.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Unity and violence are not mutually exclusive.
                NTA just want to opine. The problem humans have is this idea that while mercy/love/compassion are transcendental, suffering/violence/cruelty are somehow lesser manifestations. The reconciliation between yay positive happy homosexual thoughts and bruh doomer reality so mean thoughts is that they're both just aspects of the whole and not independent entities capable of being detached from each other. You can draw a line, but a line does not a void make.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                it is not to hold one against the other, merely it is to say that mercy, love and compassion are truly things only displayed fully when lifted above nature. Animals can display them fleetingly, usually in relation to their intelligence, but even this is not fully the metric. The closer the animal is to man, or the more time it spends with man the traits are more prominent. Mankind is nature that has elevated itself above nature. It is gentler, kinder, more loving, and yet crueler than nature could ever devise outside of pure circumstance. To see these things as something unified is silly. Nature was the unified system, and in its iterations created a hyperbole of itself. Indeed that is part of the system, but it is not a steady state of universal one-ness. The system we inhabit is one that constantly brutalizes itself into transcendence.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >mercy, love and compassion are truly things only displayed fully when lifted above nature
                This is objectively incorrect. Humans, being part of nature(dumbass) when displaying mercy love and compassion are doing so within natures embrace.

                It's also worth noting, and this is honestly a more important point than the above one so just reply to this if you reply to this post at all. It's also worth noting that cruely and hate are also only displayed fully when "lifted above nature" to use your wording. Animals only display these things fleetingly, usually in relation to their intelligence. See cats and bird populations.
                The closer the animal is to man, or the more time it spends with man the traits are more prominent. Mankinds nature is a kind of distilled manifestation of nature itself. Being as we are of and remain within nature. Man it crueler, more spitef... oh keke you almost actually make my point for me, you just can't get over your hangup of separating "bad" things and "good" things.

                Humanity indeed remains part of the steady state of one-ness that is nature. We are nowhere near transcendence,

              • 2 years ago
                beargunman

                it's strange how animals around humans can become "infected" by our nature. dogs and birds and cats can all be friends. maybe one day the wolf shall dwell with the lamb.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >maybe one day the wolf shall dwell with the lamb
                Where have you been the last ten thousand years.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >go from apex predator to guarding the meal of what used to be your prey
                is there a species more cucked than the dog?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Humans cuck the dog

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I don't think ancient canids were that much better off against ancient humans. Its easier to sit on a human wiener and get free scraps than to charge into their other spear which is made of flint and leaves a massive gaping wound that you will probably die of in a few minutes at most.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >of what used to be your prey
                There is no evidence that homosexual sapiens were ever the natural prey of any wolf species. Humans are also pack predators, for one pack predator species to hunt another would be dumb as hell. Humans had the means to make it a net loss hunt in terms of food gain/energy cost

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >a species more cucked than the dog?
                Sheep. Dogs can at least survive in the wild as strays. Sheep get fricked by the wool we selectively bred them to overproduce.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                humans were probably never hunted by wolves except in isolated cases
                a human tribe armed with spears, knives and axes is way more dangerous than any traditional large prey anyway and they offer less food too

              • 2 years ago
                beargunman

                in fact, the fact that he was sober probably made him stand out like a beacon. I think they can feel our spiritual eminations. can they feed from them? are succubi really forest creatures? are they related? do they reproduce? what is the phylogeny of other (higher or lower) order creatures? are humans related to them? how many chromosomes do they have? can they reproduce unassisted?

                this is some whackadoodle stuff.
                >noooo you can't look for patterns and investigate this methodically

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Anyone you know ever gone buck-naked innawoods? Reported on their experience there?

                me and another human every now and then. To believe in an unsubstantiated property of certain types of matter as able to repel the supernatural and not afford the idea that the human being can do the same thing itself is silly. At its base that idea that spooky shit doesn't like iron is alegorical. They don't like it because iron represents the point man truly departed from harmony with the natural world and imposed ourselves as we are today.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >me and another human every now and then
                Gay sex innawoods?
                >To believe in an unsubstantiated property of certain types of matter
                >matter
                Define matter, while you're at it. What do you think "matter" is?
                >supernatural
                >natural
                No such thing. No such distinction.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Gay sex innawoods?
                men, women, even your mom...

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I create a sex field with my wiener

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >SWAT Kats
                Making me remember the most /k/ Furry series ever

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >humans create a weak "normalcy field". it's like we're psychic or wizards or something. enough humans in one spot, and this normalcy field seems to repel the supernatural.
                Areas where there is a lot of people are abnormal.
                Even being close to such places makes me feel weird and stressed out.
                I like rural areas with very few people nearby.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Wrong. You’re mixing up the wedigo and skin walker legends. I’d tell you to go back to /x/ but you’re probably from /tg/ or PrepHole.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >There's what, 10 thousand years between their peoples, yet they perceive the world in the wild similarly?
          Maybe the human experience remains the same no matter where you are. Most folklore and gods are manifestations of human behavior, virtues, and nature.
          We are the real monsters in this world.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >people or domestic animals who went missing in nature for unexplained reasons.
      sorry to burst your bubble but when you have as much forest as finland does it's really easy to get lost and die, either to exposure or a bear, don't even need cryptids for that

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You really need at least .429 or larger to fit a good anti-spoop mix in the hollow.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    450 bushmaster I'm an AR.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      how long have you been an AR?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I transitioned 9 months ago

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bring it me b***hes I be waitin’

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Homosexual Rape Instigator

      Noooo not muh heckin gold 🙁

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you guys are just pretending those things exist, right?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Found the urbangay

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      cidiot spotted, everyone that lives in the Northwoods darkness knows there is something out there.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I have no realistic explanation for the utterly strange lack of life, sound and any other living beings I've run into in deep woods. You go from being bothered by insects, hearing birds and seeing critters here and there to there being absolutely no sign of any life. No wind in the trees, no ants, or anything else. Just your own sounds and such an eerie silence you can hear your own heartbeat.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That means an apex predator is in the area, just hope its you.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Whatever apex predator it is, it's not bears or wolves, cause nature doesn't go silent with them around. Hell, a bear ran into me (it got extremely spooked) the same day I experienced that silence and I was swatting mosquitoes and checking out birds when it happened.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Quite often nature gets louder when a predator is near, especially if there's a tattletale bird around.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, I recognize the danger calls of local birds, but they don't really give a frick about large animals unless you get close enough to their nest.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              that reminds me of a time i was out deer hunting and a flock of crows landed in the trees above my stand and started snitching. not long after i heard this

              and the crows fricked off with the quickness. beuatiful hawk landed in the trees across from me and started calling. didn't kill any deer that day but goddamn was it a great day innawoods.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I have a red tailed hawk that has been staying around my house for the past month or so. You can hear it crying all day long. But then, I've seen just about every kind of native animal around my house except for large predators like bear or cougars.
                Currently I'm dealing with an butthole groundhog tearing up my yard. Hopefully my hawk fren will take care of it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This is honestly one of the most harrowing things I’ve experienced, and the worst part for me was I didn’t have a gun

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Lived in the PNW for 7 years. Can attest being deep in the woods of Tillamook in November. Pitch black by 5, pouring rain, get turned around trying to hike back to my truck and all of a sudden the knee high ferns and dark pine trees feel oppressive. Turned a left following a creek bed about an hour later and it was like I was stuck in space. No sound outside the creek. It was an oppressive silence and I knew I was in the wrong spot. I loudly said sorry and jogged through. About a quarter mile down the stretch I turn another bend and boom, there's my car parked.
        Frick anons it was weird.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >walk into skinwalker territory
          >scream you're sorry
          >walk out
          Absolute legend

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Dunno what it was but being respectful and apologizing when you're wrong goes a long way. Whatever was there was watching me for a while and I love nature, especially the woods, and have deep respect and love for it. Maybe it saw I was just PrepHole and not an annoying zoomer with a blue tooth headset ruining their territory.
            Who knows but it still makes my hair stand-up thinking about it.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I got stalked by a mountain lion in Muir Woods taking a trail that had been closed. I thought it had been closed because a redwood fell across a path. It had actually been closed because that same mountain lion had been spotted in the area. I'm beyond certain if I'd been an absolute dipshit tourist with headphones on or staring at my phone, I'd have been mauled and probably killed. Instead I heard the brush move behind me, almost too quiet to hear, and turned to see a 200lb deathmachine staring at me right where the back of my neck would've been. I don't know how but I didn't scream or turn and run or even try to charge it and go down swinging. I just said "oh shit, my bad" and maintained eye contact with it for what felt like forever but was probably just a minute or two. It then got up out of the low pounce position and walked off, and it stared at me the entire time until it was about 40 yards out.

              I no longer trust the woods when they're that quiet anymore, I don't go in them without another person with me and a gun for any fricking reason even if civilization and a million people are just a mile or three away, and I sprinted the entire way back down the trail and scrambled over that fricking tree and collapsed crying once I was on the other side of it and could see other people. One of the park rangers ended up talking to me about the whole ordeal, check the trailcam footage they had for the area, and I watched that big fricking cat stalk me maybe fifty feet behind my current position on one of the cameras. Guide said I was incredibly lucky and that cat had attacked people before, figured the only reason I didn't get got was being a big dude and standing my ground until it left. I told him it was because I apologized. He said it probably didn't hurt.

              But yeah, I'd absolutely believe there's worse shit than even that out innawoods, and I ain't fricking going back in on my lonesome with or without the biggest gun ever made blessed by two popes.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >2009
                >olympic national park (i think)
                >yuropoor here for the weed, guns and ass
                >hiking with friends doing some one-way through trail thing
                >frick off on my own for 2nd day because i bought new boots and the break-in period is murdering me
                >bivouac up and try to find a water source
                >follow a very thin trail for an hour or two, extremely pleasant forest walk
                >need to shit, step off into trail into underbrush despite wearing sneakers and shorts, ticks can suck my wiener
                >suddenly i spot a cougar turning its head to track me some 12 meters off the side of the trail
                >only saw it because the head's motion, it's almost perfectly countershaded in this terrain
                >freeze mid motion of a huge monty python-like stride in the high grass
                >dunno how long i stayed still before my instincts betray me and tell me to run
                >realize i can't because of the blisters
                >further realize this would kill me because the cat would surely be goaded into attacking
                >curse myself for not being more familiar with american predators
                >panic and start quoting macho man as loud as i can, waving and jumping
                >ESL accent peaks, voice breaks, but it works
                >cat half stands up, looks mortified, and then bolts across the trail in a low stance
                >the sleekness which with it moves punctuates how fricked i almost just was
                >do 360s almost continously the entire way back to bivouac site, almost vomit from the adrenaline several times
                >play loud music with my back against a large pine until i make a master plan to pack everything as optimized as possible
                >scamper in fear from the site
                >drink alone in Seattle until friends return

                no perception of how much danger i was actually in but it made me change my forest habits. for that random anon, since the last time i posted this story i asked a friend what i shouted at the thing.
                it was HULKAMANIA IS OVER, I WILL FIGHT YOU! YEAHH-UGHNHN!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >scares off a lethal predator by yelling Randy Savage at it
                You might have felt dumb, anon, but you're a fricking chad in my eyes.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >be human
        >hunt every land animal larger than a rat to near extinction
        >shocked when everything hides from you

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Radiation

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >pretending
      Keep on whistling in the dark, fren.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I whistle all the time. BECAUSE I HAVE A RIGHT TO BE HERE AND JESUS IS LORD.

        >based and paris pilled
        >oenone ftw
        wut

        yes, paris has a nymph waifu before helen. only she threw himself on his pyre. and helen didn't.
        I suppose that means fire hurts these things...

        HANZ!!!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Oenone was a b***h and got her son killed then killed herself LMAO do humans really?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          *she thew herself on his funeral pyre.
          whew.
          brainfarts for days.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The greatest trick the devil can play is to convince you he isnt lurking.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I'm suggesting there are spirits out there, and you should frick one. have you seen modern amercan women?

            what are you suggesting? are all spirits demonic?
            maybe. idk lol. they say to be absent from the body is to be present with the Lord, but these aren't dead and they were never people. are they host? idk.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/fTcxZAE.png

          >pretending
          Keep on whistling in the dark, fren.

          also, I whistle dixie and erika for maximum butt hurtedness. sometimes led zeppelin. it happens, most forest animals hate led zeppelin. idk why.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I whistle all the time. BECAUSE I HAVE A RIGHT TO BE HERE AND JESUS IS LORD.

        [...]
        yes, paris has a nymph waifu before helen. only she threw himself on his pyre. and helen didn't.
        I suppose that means fire hurts these things...

        HANZ!!!

        [...]
        also, I whistle dixie and erika for maximum butt hurtedness. sometimes led zeppelin. it happens, most forest animals hate led zeppelin. idk why.

        >whistling

        So is it good or bad? Are you letting your presence be known or attracting unwanted attention?

        .t not knower.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          some say you should never whistle.
          some say you should instead speak.
          I whistle because it makes you feel happier, and the marching music lifts spirits.
          some would say this is bad. the indians say not to whistle. you might hear a whistle in return. but what is whistling in return? probably nothing good.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            If you get a whistle or hum in return. Don't keep cadence. Break song, be alert.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I fricking wish. Skinwalkers are extremely annoying to deal with. Imagine living next to a drunk who constantly screams in the middle of the night the most inane shit so you'll let him inside your house because he locked himself outside his own. Only in this case, we're dealing with some supernatural creature who probably wants to wear you like a meatsuit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is like spiderwick chronicles for adults, let us have our fun.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes it's fake, we don't actually exist.
      Come to the forest.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Parts of North America are cursed. The deserts especially.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I live in AZ and it's fine. Mostly.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Mostly
          I mean its the desert whats the worse that can happen?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >whats the worse that can happen?
            Famous last words, anon...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >The deserts especially.
        It's just distance to population and technology.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The deserts of this continent have been creating lawless bands of dangerous psychos for millennia and still do

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Been meaning to get a pair of colt walker repros and make catridges out of pages from a copy of blood meridian that fell apart in the heat of my car purely as cryptid-frickoff guns. If some spooky fricko wants to find out that there is no greater monster than man I'll gladly sodomize it in an outhouse.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Will you wear its ears as a necklace too?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I'll make a necklace of anything but its teeth

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Dont go where people arent meant to be.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          People are meant to be wherever they choose to be. Just because that choice results in death doesn't mean they didn't belong. Just means they belong as bones...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I lost my best friend to a skinwalker in the desert.
        I eventually found him but it just wasn't him.
        He was different after that.
        He started getting angry and drinking heavily, couldn't hold a job and would hide in his room.
        After a while he made up excuses and moved to Florida.
        Now I believe he's just walking the swamps.
        Wherever you are now Ralph... You were a fun skinwalker.
        Thanks for the good times.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          wow this literally happened to me and I'm not even a skinwalker. is he per chance a felon or had a bpd gf or just realized he wasted his life in general?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This is true. Californians take double damage when in Arizona. Stay safe and stay the hell in California.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone is like you until they spend a few nights in the wild.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Found the city slicker

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fact: even with GPS and cell phones and modern firearms people, including experienced outdoorsmen, go missing in the woods for reasons as of yet explained by science. This is indisputable.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >as of yet explained by science
        That doesn't mean that there aren't any scientific explanations. It just means that "science" has a very high standard that will never be met.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah because it's impossible to slip and bonk your head and never be found in a vast and fairly impenetrable wilderness.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      newfriend

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Try spending some time in San Luis Valley near Buena Vista

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want yandere skinwalker so fricking bad

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    410
    Fill with whatever is needed

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Not treating gnomes as a much much more dangerous threat than wendigos
    Euranons, you play a dangerous game

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      is there... gnussy?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Pussy ass Euros never bothered to try and find out

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          lol, where do you think luxembourgians came from?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            All I know is they stole Finnish M05 camo pattern for their own military.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        As a shortstack enjoyer, I hope so.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This. Tailor the loading for specific cryptids as necessary. Although the "Whoppers" from Hellboy spring to mind:
    >tipped with explosive shells that contain white oak, holy water, garlic, and silver shavings

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    European cryptids are the scariest.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking trolls, man.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like your average LAPD cop

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's not the LAPD, no matter how much you wish it was.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >pretending the demographics of the cadets don't align with those of the actual police force
          Picrel, this is the LAPD, no matter how much you wish it wasn't

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder not all cryptids are out to harm you. If you find squonk give him a candy bar and tell him he's beautiful the way he is.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Spear
    You're most likely gonna die anyhow, might as well go out like a man and have a fun story to tell in hell

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks, I had nearly forgotten about knife-stick boy

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone tried coating their own silver bullets here? Does it help against any cryptids?

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    To make things fair I think only flintlock guns should be allowed if you're going to use a firearm.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer to hunt vampires with my dick

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's a mosin and bayonet, maybe get it blessed too

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You got the bullets for the work and the spear for the unga bunga. Bayonets are man's greatest culmination.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Caliber?

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >halfway through writing out personal experiences with cryptids and spiritual entities
    >computer suffers a catastrophic hardware failure
    It's the ones that like to inhabit populated areas that you should be worried about, /k/anons.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >inhabit populated areas
      >all the rebar
      >all the copper wire
      >all the electronics
      >all the technology
      I'm sorry anon, but they aren't living among modern people.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >they aren't living among modern people
        Close, very close.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          so tell us

          Yes it's fake, we don't actually exist.
          Come to the forest.

          show skindussy. it might get ate.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            There's not much to tell. They're not "living" among modern people. Picture a swarm of invaders slamming themselves into a wall, the smallest crack is a vector through which they can exert their forces.

            Well ok, they might be living among modern people, but they can't extend their influence into modern buildings. Sure, that small forest in the middle of the town might be relevant to our discussion, but your rebar-reinforced building is to them no longer a part of their territory.

            A few point, what is a "modern" building? The vast majority of buildings that people actually live in that were built generations ago?
            And "small forest in the middle of the town" really shows the scewed perspective you're coming at this from.
            I live in a village of roughly 9k people, in one of the most populated states in the country. And yet we are a small village in the middle of the forest.

            I do not live in a rebar-reinforced building. Neither do you. People who live in rebar-reinforced buildings aren't real people they're facsimiles spawned by the demons we call cities.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >A few point, what is a "modern" building?
              Buildings with iron rebar, modern technology, with artificial electricity.
              >buildings that people actually live in that were built generations ago?
              Far enough back, at least here, people lived in wooden buildings without electricity.
              >And "small forest in the middle of the town" really shows the scewed perspective you're coming at this from.
              No, it doesn't. That's just what I'm assuming from your post. Or maybe you misunderstood what I mean by "among?"
              >I live in a village of roughly 9k people, in one of the most populated states in the country. And yet we are a small village in the middle of the forest.
              >village
              >9k people
              Lmfao
              But anyways, with how much iron? How much electricity? How many computers? How much technology?
              Iron itself has always been recognized as potent power against our neighbors, against the "other" side. You are right now posting on a computer, something vastly greater to iron.
              >I do not live in a rebar-reinforced building. Neither do you. People who live in rebar-reinforced buildings aren't real people they're facsimiles spawned by the demons we call cities.
              But I do. I live in a concrete apartment building with rebar reinforcement. I just leave this place for nature often enough.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >>9k people
                >Lmfao
                Again, a very skewed perspective.

                >But anyways, with how much iron? How much electricity? How many computers? How much technology?
                The fact that you think it's a linear scale with no other interfering factors...

                >But I do
                Ah, I see. Sorry, I thought I was talking to a real person.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Again, a very skewed perspective.
                A 9k town is not a village, holy shit. Nine thousand people is a town at the very least. I'd even call it a city, if I didn't know how large cities can get.
                >The fact that you think it's a linear scale with no other interfering factors...
                What linear factors? You're living in a construct full of technology, full of iron and full of technology. Your perceptions of the other side are more likely to be schizophrenia than anything else.
                >Ah, I see. Sorry, I thought I was talking to a real person.
                It's easy, isn't it? To disregard whatever your opposition has to say based on their nature?
                Just ignore the cognitive dissonance and disregard all they've said because they are X or Y.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >your opposition
                It's cute that you think that.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                And as you're now proving further, you just want to disregard people opposing your views so you don't have to deal with the cognitive dissonance.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The fact that you thought anything was ever up for debate is again, quite cute.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Holy shit your prose is so homosexual.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Effeminate, rather. I'd assume that's a woman.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Lmao so adorable

                Effeminate, rather. I'd assume that's a woman.

                Channeling feminine energy is the best way to deal with morons who think they know what they're talking about. Makes em so confused.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Channeling feminine energy is the best way to deal with morons who think they know what they're talking about. Makes em so confused.
                Just tell us you're a troony and be done with it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Aww. Little baby learned to talk like a woman and thinks that makes them cool. Kek. Ookay gay.

                Literally fake human beings

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Aww. Little baby learned to talk like a woman and thinks that makes them cool. Kek. Ookay gay.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you two even debating about rebar and shit? Any home you live in is going to have various metals humans have created. Not to mention the constant EM fields anywhere with electricity is constantly bathed in. You don't have to be in some commieblock apartment complex for your structure to be latently hostile to the supernatural.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Well ok, they might be living among modern people, but they can't extend their influence into modern buildings. Sure, that small forest in the middle of the town might be relevant to our discussion, but your rebar-reinforced building is to them no longer a part of their territory.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Found your problem

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hope this is all ironic trolling and not grown men with slenderman delusions like those 12 year old girls who hurt their friend

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Stab me and find out.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't worry about it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what if i told you those two things aren't mutually exclusive

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >implying im not a 12 year old girl pretending to be a grown man

      • 2 years ago
        beargunman

        okay glowredguard.
        btw, I saw someone in a k meetup thread use redguard a lot. I'm stealing it for this board. last time I spoke freely I got a 3 day ban. PrepHole is a cancer. needs to be chan again.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I get temp bans regularly so I just now that if I even utter the word Black person that a temp ban is coming my way in less than a day.
          Frick jannies, I can say Black person if I want, but at least I get paid at MY job 🙂

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    skinwalker oc bros

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nice

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Guys help my dick was attacked by the foreskin walker it took my whole foreskin.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Whoever made this has no idea just how fricked European magical beings can get.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    440 magnum. Over sized power sprocket, blown out or aftermarket exhaust. 90 octane ethenol free gasoline mixed with two stroke racing oil. 20 inch bar, full skip ripper chain with angled rakers at 75% original height.
    I want that low end torque a mechanical carb gives. Ripper chain for the bone fricking, angled and dropped rakers for aggressive cutting in loose material. 20 inch bar to keep the power high and swinging mass low. The larger sprocket increases the torque delivered, the skip chain keeps it going faster at high and low rpm.
    A constant backfire with high rpm or loaded 2 stroke, just melds perfectly with aggressive boss music.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Europe used to have a lot of dangerous shit out in the woods but they killed it all, so everything that's left is either extremely good at hiding or very friendly. Even during medieval times humans already started organising to hunt down whatever lives in the woods, and it got even worse later. World Wars were pretty much the greatest extinction event, half of the wilderness got firebombed and what was left got mostly cleared out by bands of soldiers.
    Whatever a cryptid may be, it's very unlikely it can survive meeting a dozen trained guys with rifles and machineguns.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oh no it would be terrible if one of these spoopy girls came to my bedroom and sucked my dick and decided to become my stay at home trad wife and converted to Christianity and didn't eat my soul haha jk jk but maybe

    • 2 years ago
      beargunman

      would marrying them not be fornication and thus save you from some kind of spiritual chink they could exploit? can they be saved by your faith?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I dunno it would be terrible** if they came here and tried haha
        >fantastic**

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Personally I like my Auto 5, I feel like shotguns would be pretty versatile for loadings

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >european cryptids
    Aren't most supernatural beings across much of European folklore vile little bastards that will kill and murder you so that mothers had something to frighten their children out of wondering into the woods?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      pretty much, I never heard any recent stories in Europe like those that Americans describe here. Scariest thing you might come across in a European forest would be a fox with rabies probably.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Scariest thing you might come across in a European forest would be a fox with rabies probably.
        depending were you go you do have bears
        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurasian_brown_bear

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I know, and there are also wolves and even bobcats but very few in numbers and in selected areas. And as scary a bear is it's still not close to a wendigo or a shapeshifter monster

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, but there’s also completely physical creatures like lake monsters, woodwose (European Sasquatch’s,) and the tazalwurm.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      sort of
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nixie_(folklore)#B%C3%A4ckah%C3%A4st,_b%C3%A6khest

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    10mm handgun with hard cast lead and hot loaded 45-70 lever action.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not inviting gnomes into my home I don't have a death wish.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do autists on /k/ rally believe in existence of such creatures?

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    fake, in Europe we frick the cryptids. it's a tradition that goes back to ancient time.

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >MFW being an Alaskan reading this bullshit
    The woods are only scary at night because you can't see a fricking thing, bring NODs and an AR10 in 45raptor and sleep in shifts.

    homosexuals

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >NODs
      I can't wait to make an advanced AR rig with a cellphone, some IR cameras and a vr headset. Gonna be so fun.

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Watch pic related and go explore the PNW. I bet you get spooked.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I used to be a wildland firefighter in the PNW.
      There's worse things than fairies out there.
      Thankfully you can kill them with any old weapon.

      >NODs
      I can't wait to make an advanced AR rig with a cellphone, some IR cameras and a vr headset. Gonna be so fun.

      Shit yeah son, nothing beats analog for pure light intensification but that sounds awesome

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just want to go innawoods, meet a 7 to 8-foot-tall werewolf with huge breasts, and have a tense standoff that ends with my pelvis being sticky and crushed. Is that too much to ask for?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine how glorious it must feel to bounce your balls against the soft furred ass and dump your manchowder into some werewolf cookie

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Euro spooks
    Literally all psychopathic reality bending invisible micro satans. You can't really fight them so the tales are all about avoidance and being a cuck.

    >American spooks (not Black folk)
    Beasts of supernatural strength or blood lust. Pony up and ride on a motherfricker, your whole team may die but there is a chance of victory.

    Euro's being insufferable homosexuals, once again, literally for all of time.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >You can't really fight them so the tales are all about avoidance and being a cuck.
      Some of them can be beaten through wit.

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Would garloids be considered a cryptid?

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw live in the middle of the great plains with no trees or even hills anywhere, no chance of encountering cryptids
    Why live?

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    pedophile placed to lure the best at 1km+,
    antimaterial rifle like 416 barret or similar idk,
    and some claymore in case it start charging.

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > Implying half of /k/ wouldn't be ready to frick that wendussy
    You must be fricking new.

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Almost accurate. You should have made the American obese though.

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    honestly I think you could poke them with a pillow and kill them, but everytime I have to frick with the greys they paralyze me before I can reach for my pistol, anyone have a way to stop them from paralyzing me so I can be the ones doing horrific experiments on them for once?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You're not fooling anybody, you just like getting probed.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't mind the probing, what I mind is the needles they stick in my eye sometimes

        Tripwire flashbangs. Any traps that done rely on electrical componets, because they'll just disable that shit too.

        that won't kill them, I need to kill them and in order to do that I need to be not paralyzed so I can use my gun

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Th flash bangs should be enough to disorient, or even potentially paralyze them for a short time. This should give you enough time to react and arm yourself. The problem with greys is they're going to expect traps if they've been harassing a target long enough. Your other option is to line your walls with tinfoil, as to block any sort of energy based weapons of theirs, so if they want to paralyze you, they physically have to enter the room. That, coupled with flash bang traps, should give you the edge you need to for them into a vulnerable position if they want you.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tripwire flashbangs. Any traps that done rely on electrical componets, because they'll just disable that shit too.

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are fairies legitimate game for hunting?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fairies and elves are for raping

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A while ago me and my buddies got into memeing going skinwalker hunting and we bought loadouts.
    of the guns I own my loadout is
    >Alexander Arms .50 beowufl AR
    >either my Auto 5 or my Marlin Guide gun in 45-70
    and I don't have an acceptable handgun I don't have anything chambered in anything larger than .357 GP100
    Rate my loadout

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wendigo hunting with a 45-70 Marlin sounds sweet.
      I was coincidentally checking the prices on one of those this morning.

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    10mm

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Somebody needs to post the screenshot of the euro guy who dealt with gnomes and shit while staying with his grandpa at his cabin inawoods.

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