I duck as Bullet fly past me and out the front window. The bumbling assassins then move up the sides of the car and magdump into it. Hitting not me but each other.
>driver is most trusted bodyguard, diplomat in front passenger seat >both wear inconHispanicuous clothes >inconHispanicuous car >undisclosed route >quick-change plates are swapped for undisclosed ones shortly after leaving
back up into them?
Have a motorcade
Don't take predictable paths
prob(FF) = 1.0
>armenian
a powerful turk named mustafa kemal ataturk
Leave the Balkans.
fpbp
you stupid Blackid what do you think that stands for
>fpbp
Fifth post best post, counting from 0, of course
Burger moment
The Caucasus is the sequel to the Balkans
>Armenia
>Balkans
God I hate you retards
>dodge bullets
>rip off car door and use it as a shield while dashing around taking out the assailants one by one
You're move armenians
Captain azerbaijan over here
>9mm automatics
Maybe some basic bitch armoring.
My dick
i've deployed hundreds of body doubles. they carry out normal lives and have families. be ungovernable
Putin?
I hire Albanians to steal the hitmen's bullets.
>implying they won't just take your money and say they stole the bullets
claymores in the fenders.
>9mm automatic
cybertruck saves the day
Have a car that's armored against 1-3 9mm automatics.
>getting stuck in traffic
always keep a very large berth when there's any traffic (8-10 car lengths)
with a large berth you save gas/ brakes by not constantly stopping and going
with a large berth you always have an offensively useful space
Rounding them up and marching them across the syrian desert with no food or water.
I don't say anything. I just turn around and listen, which their patents never did
Rip open a roll of quarter and toss them out my window or cracked open door.
I duck as Bullet fly past me and out the front window. The bumbling assassins then move up the sides of the car and magdump into it. Hitting not me but each other.
>typical
Just how many assassination attempts did they make?
More than you think
What colour is the boathouse at Hereford?
It's actually made of brown bricks.
The only boathouse in Hereford is the rowing club.
They have a killhouse modeled after a boathouse at Hereford. Its inside a warehouse. The boathouse is...vibrant. Its also a goat fuck.
>counter?
Dont be a Turkroach.
Simple.
>if you are a Turkroach?
You would want to kys anyway so let them do it.
by the diagram, just duck and they will shoot each other through the windows
secrecy.
>driver is most trusted bodyguard, diplomat in front passenger seat
>both wear inconHispanicuous clothes
>inconHispanicuous car
>undisclosed route
>quick-change plates are swapped for undisclosed ones shortly after leaving
Don't go to Armenia.