What's the weapon to defeat them? Apparently they were immune to buckshot

What's the weapon to defeat them?
Apparently they were immune to buckshot

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My dick
    rape is the only thing they fear

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Would you go elk hunting with an alien?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Think Anomalous just released a new vid on this case.

      For me though, its the Sandown Clown

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Think Anomalous

        The fact that this channel gets suppressed tells you it's high quality

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Who?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >starts beatboxing

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I loved that the alien wanted to keep his rifle, but wasn't allowed

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ayyyys confirmed for noguns.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What kind of Alien?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous
            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              https://i.imgur.com/E7EnrRr.jpg

              https://i.imgur.com/NwF47ra.jpg

              https://i.imgur.com/bQ42aTH.jpg

              What kind of Alien?

              One type that no one ever talks about is the michelin man ones. They were seen all over the world since at least 1950s.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You sure that was just some drunkyards seeing the Michelin mascot and thinking it was an alien?

                >Tokyo Dragonman
                >Has a katana

                So,etimes you have to blend in with the public!

                https://i.imgur.com/9P6BVYy.jpg

                About number 5, check this painting of Ashtar Sheran by George Adamski. #5 and Ashtar has identical clothing.

                Also, number 7 has the Ummo symbol on his belt buckle.

                Guess you need a gold bullet drained in prostitutes menstruation blood and with satanic symbols written on it.

                #13 is the topic of this thread, except this time he was in Puerto Rico.

                I guess you need bad music like in Martian Attacks?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The one account I read of those things creeped me out because just being near it burned the guy and left him bedridden for a week. Reminds me of those mini UFOs that terrorized some South American island back in the 70s.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Lots of weird shit happens down in Brazil. There was Joao Filho in the late 40s. He claimed a beam of light came through a window and burned him. All the flesh sloughed off his upper body and he died a few hours later. The lead masks case and the Guarapiranga Reservoir mutilation are interesting reads too.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You're forgetting the brazilian farmer who got abducted to bang aliens.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >The lead masks case

                You're forgetting the brazilian farmer who got abducted to bang aliens.

                Any more info? I want to read about these

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UFO_sightings_in_Brazil

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The first one is kind of similar to the Falcon Lake UFO. The interesting thing about that one is that the guy was adamant it had nothing to do with aliens. He always said it was a secret experimental aircraft of some kind and he overheard the crew talking before it took off and roasted him with the exhaust.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          About number 5, check this painting of Ashtar Sheran by George Adamski. #5 and Ashtar has identical clothing.

          Also, number 7 has the Ummo symbol on his belt buckle.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          #13 is the topic of this thread, except this time he was in Puerto Rico.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Tokyo Dragonman
        >Has a katana

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Nordic with a red wig
        That’s oddly specific.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Damn these vikings!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Glowie
      Give me a break I don't care how drunk you are, country folk aren't gonna mistake an animal they grew up with in the woods with a damn alien.
      Everytime I come back to this place it never fails to disappoint me. God damn this board has lost its soul. Even if you don't believe the alien narrative just roll with it and make a spoopy post. It's 12am on a Sunday evening, we want comfy paranormal vibes, not cold, boring rationalism.

      >God damn this board has lost its soul. Even if you don't believe the alien narrative just roll with it and make a spoopy post. It's 12am on a Sunday evening, we want comfy paranormal vibes, not cold, boring rationalism.
      I only had cold boring rationalism is all INTJ weapon lovers have. Schizo bullshit is annoying and belongs on /x/

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking plebbitor. /x/+/k/ is as old as the boards themselves

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If this is schizo bullshit to you, then go take a look at /x/. The shit on there will shimmer you blind.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they're vulnerable to mindwaves
    if you tune your thoughts just right they run away in fear

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I read about them in a book back in 2004
    They scare me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Same, I remember hearing how one standing above the patio door almost ripped one of the guy’s hair off.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Apparently they were immune to buckshot
    They wouldn't have been immune if the buckshot had actually connected, there would have been owl gibs all over the yard. The goblins are what you get when a bunch of blind drunk Kuntucky good ol boys start shooting at random movement in the woods. My kind of party though tbf

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Glowie
      Give me a break I don't care how drunk you are, country folk aren't gonna mistake an animal they grew up with in the woods with a damn alien.
      Everytime I come back to this place it never fails to disappoint me. God damn this board has lost its soul. Even if you don't believe the alien narrative just roll with it and make a spoopy post. It's 12am on a Sunday evening, we want comfy paranormal vibes, not cold, boring rationalism.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry anon. Use a raygun on the ayys or whatever

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Most country folk barely know an owl from a chicken, dude.

        >They wouldn't have been immune if the buckshot had actually connected, there would have been owl gibs all over the yard.

        The buckshot connected, it sounded like it hit something metallic.

        So they shit at a bunch of owls, missed and hit some half buried trash.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >missed and hit some half buried trash
          Or their own house, probably

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          anon you do know we rural morons see animals regularly right?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >we rural morons see animals regularly
            is this when you're scraping up road kill for family dinner or during one of your drunken stupors?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              it's when we're bangin yer mammy

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >even aliens are an unapproved topic that must be managed by glowies
          this board truly is the shittiest board on the website

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Most country folk barely know an owl from a chicken, dude.
          urbaninte, probably brown hands typed this post

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Heh, those dumb hicks don't know anything about wildlife, unlike a citygay like me who sees exotic fauna like pigeons and rats every day

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Were you there buddy?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >not cold, boring rationalism.
        Willfully ignorant superstitious rube. Go play with toys if you have such an active imagination. This is a weapons board.
        >muh S0VL
        rarted cope

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >/k/ A disenchanted place

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >>>/x/

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Wait a month or more and try again or sooner with a different flavor of local spoop. The pictures were a big plus. Ignore haters, a thread like this can flourish but it depends on the effort put into the op and who sees it. Godspeed moron.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >They wouldn't have been immune if the buckshot had actually connected, there would have been owl gibs all over the yard.

      The buckshot connected, it sounded like it hit something metallic.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nice try Agents K and J.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    4 gauge

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't this some drunk hillbillies shooting at owls?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Post glows.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's a cookbook!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think a hillbilly would know what an owl looks like

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        do you realize how moronic people get when they're drunk?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Apparently they were immune to buckshot
    Sounds more like cope for not being able to hit shit with fricking buckshot.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What about a glass of water?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They might give you some pancakes if you give them water.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I like them salty though, would they have salt for me?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Fairies don't like salt.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Same answer for vampires. Swords. Because I don’t care if I can kill them, because they aren’t a threat without limbs.

            is the buckshot made from iron and not steel or lead? no wonder it didn't work. supernatural type shit hate iron, and one of those bug guns that shoot salt would of probably been more effective

            Steel is the key. These are creatures of the Fae and they are affected by steel/iron. In book about Stardust Ranch, the property owner was able to drive off the greys with a semi-auto rifle, but not kill them. Later he was able to behead one with a samurai sword. i think steel shot would be effect as well. Would be interesting if you packed a shotgun shell with salt and see what happened. Also, you want to anoint your pets with some of your own blood, doesn't have to be a lot, in order to protect them from the Fae.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Steel is the key. These are creatures of the Fae and they are affected by steel/iron
              green tips for the little green men, then?

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Democracy!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's not the raging demon input

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they were using 00, when they should have used #4 buckshot on us
    rookie mistake

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      #4 doesn’t hit as hard as 00, in fact it sucks because it’s extremely shortranged compared to 00.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the shield is weak to multiple hits
        #4 has enough while still being lethal

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >on us

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >us

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ayy

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    idk just pepper them with ar or ak fire, even if I was an invincible owl goblin id still find it annoying as frick and leave if I was hit with dozens of 7.62 rounds

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >back when everyone made shine and used it for drinking, cleaning, and powering your vehicles
    >most in this thread have never been black out drunk
    >hill billies high on their own supply(and a fricked up supply via a method known to frick with your vision and make you literally go blind) claim to see something
    >somehow anons can't fathom they're just moronic drunks hallucinating and shooting at owls
    >has to make an elaborate story about space men to avoid pigs and other government cronies from accusing them of being the reckless drunks they are
    I want to believe but I have a lot of trouble

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A plastic bag is all you need assuming they breathe air.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      they unironically breathe, eat, shit, and piss through their skin.

      they are very stinky (uh oh)

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >glowie glowie glowie glowie glowieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
    Black person

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah makes total sense that aliens would choose drunk, rural Kentucky inbreds to spy on and would do it by creeping up on them from the woods at night like ET.

    Lol, OK.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, they were evil spirits, not aliens.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Which them?
    The Kentucky Goblins sound like raccoons or owls to me, so 20ga or similar. If they were something spoopy, flammenwerfer followed by corrective rape.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Antipsychotics

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    is the buckshot made from iron and not steel or lead? no wonder it didn't work. supernatural type shit hate iron, and one of those bug guns that shoot salt would of probably been more effective

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Reminds me of this story, real weird shit indeed.

    https://www.history.com/news/americas-first-ufo-sighting

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >What's the weapon to defeat them?
    My dick.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >getting spaceAIDS from some cosmothot

      nah.exe

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Link?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        rule34 xxx index.php?page=post&s=view&id = 9718679

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I can't believe someone made porn of that. Wild.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Use cold iron

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Same answer for vampires. Swords. Because I don’t care if I can kill them, because they aren’t a threat without limbs.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I’m not shitposting I swear, back I’ve gone deep into Alien lore. They do not like silver. Remember watching a documentary about some dudes ranch out west was plagued by UFO’s and occasional encounters with beings. The aliens were obsessed with his land as some sort of paranormal crossroads. He also believed they had some sort of underground base in the mountains on his land. Well, long story short, he planted some silver coins in the dirt in various spots on his land and the Aliens went fricking berserk. They visited him and telepathically told him to frick off or they will make his life hell. So I would wager silver bullets would probably frick them up.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A Molotov wienertail. Raccoon, owl or aliens with dampening fields designed to stop kinetic attacks ain't got crap on the poor man's grenade.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Something fast like 5.56 or something big and fast like .308. You want penetration. Didn't they just have a couple shotguns and .22s? I don't think they were immune, it just didn't do much. 00 buck has a lot of oomph behind it but it's not exactly sailing through armor anytime soon. What I remember of the story is it did knock them back pretty good, just didn't knock'em down.

    Everyone there saw them, multiple adults and children. No they weren't all blackout drunk. Yes they were absolutely hillbillies... that all lived innawoods and absolutely would've known what a damn owl looks like at night. It wasn't fricking owls, that's a flaming pants on head moronic attempt to debunk it. If you really don't want to believe then just fricking don't and move on. It's significantly more likely they made the whole damn thing up after some family spat that resulted in gunfire than it is they blasted the shit out of their own home because they somehow misidentified fricking owls.

    Regardless of whether or not it really happened the Hopkinsville Goblin encounter is legit one of the scariest cryptid/alien stories I've ever read. Shame the wikipedia article got butchered years ago. Travis Walton's claimed experience is about the only one I can think of off the top of my head that is worse. Maybe the Betty and Barney Hill abduction too.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't barney hill have a pistol with him?

      These entities seem to be able to hypnotize or paralyze people. We must find a way to resist or defeat that ability.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I can't remember if he did or not but yeah, that's a bit of a common thread depending on encounter type. Some aliens do it, others like the Hopkinsville Goblins and Flatwoods Monster apparently don't. I'd still want a good penetraty firearm on me regardless.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >These entities seem to be able to hypnotize or paralyze people. We must find a way to resist or defeat that ability.

        Supposedly, according to an /x/ poster who claimed to be a space lizard dissident, covering your head in gold blocks psychic eavesdropping of your thoughts. Presumeably the same effect would also block incoming psychic domination attempts. Assuming that it works. Perhaps copper covered with an electrodeposited layer of gold would work. Some people report that they have been able to snap out of psychic domination attempts.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    /k/ spook threads used to hit bump limit...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Now all we get are spooks ruining good threads

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Those threads probably weren't this tier of zero-effort throwaway

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This. If you Black folk want spook threads here put some effort into it. If you don't you get trash threads like this.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      /k/s skinwalkers threads were mostly spammed by a PR company for the skinwalker ranch. There is very little spooky stuff actually about when you delete the psychotics bullshit. Here's a secret my mother was a nut thankfully not genetic but due to a messed up surgery, she would get us all up in the middle of the night because she thought she could see smoke and wander around like lady mcbeth asking if we could smell smoke and where the fire was. If she was left on her own in the house she would start freaking out saying that dead relatives were running around and she could hear them and if anyone visited start running around upstairs banging on the walls to get them to be quiet. She was also a crack shot and unbelievably cruel by modern standards. Her ghosts were not terrifying because they did not exist but she certainly was.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Rough.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Aliens reading these threads (pic related)

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >female diver screams in pain and terror as she's shredded by bullets or torn apart by a swarm of bugs
    >huge fricking erection

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      oh wrong thread

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      oh wrong thread

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      tell us more

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Serious answer: hide is probably some sort of rubbery alien bullshit that the buckshot bounces off of. Escalate to something with more penetrative power like an AR.
    Meme answer: load dragon's breath rounds and Free Palestine them.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If u ever hear a story about an invincible creature it's bc they're a psychotronically induced hallucination, glowies need to hang

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Frick off, space Black person.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I seen an alien

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >testimony from the two family who witnessed the encounter is filled with inconsistencies and everyone admitted they were ass druk that night
    >still foments discussion among the tinfoiled conspiratards
    ffs stop it already

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Alcohol is not a hallucinogen, it just reduces impulse control.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They werent even drinking.

        Thats spread by glowies.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >immune to buckshot
    IDK why but I believe it. Immunity to slugs would be impressive.

    The obvious answer is to go after them with chainsaws and .50 caliber rifles.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >buckshot

      doesnt say whether it was #04 or #00. Big difference. #04 is .24 pelets. #00 is .330

      #04 has a lot less stopping power at medium ranges.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >IDK why but I believe it. Immunity to slugs would be impressive.

      Its worse, slugs go trough them, even ripping chunks of flesh off, while the creature is not affected in any way. The ripped off flesh then decays unnaturally fast. They are present, but they are not physical. Get your mind around that.

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    MA5B since every ayy is weak to 7.62 NATO.

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The people ITT who are suggesting silver, iron, salt, etc. are idiots. Aliens aren't supernatural. They're not unholy. And they aren't otherworldly either; they're extraterrestrial. 00 buckshot will drop them like a bag of hammers PROVIDED it's made out of one of the platinides. Preferably osmium, but iridium works too.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Interdimensional, bullets just phase trough them.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Platinum group metals disrupt their ability to manifest in 4-dimensional space.

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >What's the weapon to defeat them?
    Shot shell loaded with a slug made of nephrite chips and pine tar. Leave it in the moonlight on a full moon's night before use.

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't years ago, some glowie was talking about an alien they had on base and when it tried to escape a dude drew a handgun on it. During the situation the ammo in the handgun just exploded causing a fatality. What if they have the ability to just disable our weapons as we are holding them?

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bust out the bluetooth speaker and jam

    ?si=PeX5kh3ZU8dazeRN

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They looked kinda cute, why did he have to shoot them?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      always shoot goblins

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sarcasm.

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >writing a book about monsters
    >they're immune to gunfire
    >"they're bulletproof because.... they just are, okay!?"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      "Bulletproof" creatures exist in real life, anon.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        elephants aren't even bullet RESISTANT. You can mangle them to death with shoulder fired guns

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        only by deliberately aiming for their thickest bones for sport do they pose a challenge to firearms

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if those incendiary shotgun shells would work.

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