What's the little sweater on the rifle for?

What's the little sweater on the rifle for?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's so ugly it has to cover it's face in front of royalty.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Basically this, unironically. In previous generations they just had chromed bayonets and white slings on parade, but the SA80 is a little too geometric so they have a padded cover to smooth out the lines and ensure the user doesn't have a gas block or scope dial digging into their skin for hours at a time.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The rifle is very fragile. It's a sock to keep all the bits together.

      Basically this, unironically. In previous generations they just had chromed bayonets and white slings on parade, but the SA80 is a little too geometric so they have a padded cover to smooth out the lines and ensure the user doesn't have a gas block or scope dial digging into their skin for hours at a time.

      Fuck off vatniks

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Fuck you, I'm a British vet. The SA80 is shit.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm a British vet.

          Ok poonji.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          just because you're a horse doctor or whatever doesn't make you an authority on guns

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        rent free

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >acknowledging that the L85/SA80 is an actual piece of shit makes you a shill

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think this is unironically the reason-they should cut their losses and give everyone HK416's

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It also is a burka, nude rifle can't be seen in public. You know, now that England is ruled by poos and sharia law is in effect

        It's a portable garbage bag for the rifle, because the rifle is trash

        The rifle is very fragile. It's a sock to keep all the bits together.

        It's so ugly it has to cover it's face in front of royalty.

        >sweater
        It's the gun's kilt you enormous gay

        Shouldn't you street shitting pajeets be too busy celebrating your moon landing ?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Schizobrit

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Absolutely everything glorious Bongland does is beyond reproach or criticism

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            rent free

            Brown hands typed this.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Anon we're just making silly jokes about the gun's covering

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Oh don't worry they will.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it gets chilly up there, dont want your gun to catch a cold, would you?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >sweater
    It's the gun's kilt you enormous gay

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    shouldn't they be lined up by height? why did they put the manlet right next to the massive guy?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      banter m8
      they're bongs

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They are lined by height. The shirt guy at the front is just a sergeant leading those guys.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Colour sergeant stands a man to the right of the parade and is the 'right marker' and gives orders from there and when on parade is the bloke to make sure they all are in line.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The rifle is very fragile. It's a sock to keep all the bits together.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    test

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thermal_sleeve

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    To be cute
    And it's doing a great job

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Firearms at required to wear a KN95 rated mask too slow the spread of the COVID-19 virus.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      stay cozy raifu

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      stay cozy raifu

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      stay cozy raifu

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      stay cozy raifu

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      stay cozy raifu

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      “Stay cozy raifu”

      My ass had to sell all my remaning long guns to pay my bills because I got fucked when my job decided to lay me off

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      stay cozy raifu

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      stay cozy raifu

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      stay cozy raifu

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      stay cozy raifu

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Stay cozy raifu!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Stay cozy, raifu

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's a portable garbage bag for the rifle, because the rifle is trash

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It also is a burka, nude rifle can't be seen in public. You know, now that England is ruled by poos and sharia law is in effect

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Modern guard regiments must revive their sovl and rvtvrn to SMLE's for parade.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That isn't a guard regiment.

      I disagree though, as long as the guards are actual soldiers they should carry whatever their service rifle is.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They should use customized ceremonial Lee Enfields for this.
    Maybe chrome the bolts and bayonets, and hand stain and oil the stocks with Black Walnut.
    It would look really really nice.
    An example here is some Romanian furniture I did for my brother for a Christmas gift.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That does look really nice, I'm sure he'll love it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Maybe chrome the bolts and bayonets
      Ewe, no. Blued.

      Blued steel in Black Walnut is the most sex look ever created by man.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it's European and uncut. That's how natural rifles look like.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    emergency tea cozy, standard kit for brits

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Literally no one knows. It's just weird british shit.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why he wear my tartan? Am I related?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't matter they'll amalgamate you together anyway

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Probably a legally adopted one since he's not actually scottish in any shape or form. They are for distinct family lines after all, so it just means you're probably part of a huge clan that adopted the Royals.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The bong royals get their claim to the throne by being descendents of the House of Stuart. They spend quite considerable amounts of their lives in Scotland, often schooled there etc. They are better described as purely 'British' than any of the more specific national identities, but there is a strong Scottish connection.

        Why he wear my tartan? Am I related?

        Stewart clan is distantly related to the House of Stuart. So maybe yes. For regal occasions royals wear the red 'Royal Stewart', although mostly the King (& Queen before him) are seen wearing the 'Hunting Stewart'

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Are these bayonets sharp or dull? I'm pretty sure the guns are empty in these parades, but aren't they afraid one soldier might take a lunge at the king with his bayonet in a lucid moment?
    I mean, they take all other kinds of precautions, like evacuating adjacent buildings, placing snipers on rooftops etc. But then their VIP reviews his troops with dozens of sharp objects pointing at him an arm's length away from his face.
    Like, if I wanted the king dead, it would be as easy as bribing or threatening one of his soldiers.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Its not a special bayonet, it's their standard issue one. So might be sharp.

      This is the country were it's nuclear deterrent is launched by simply hitting a button, with no further codes or authorisation. Discipline I suppose.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >but aren't they afraid one soldier might take a lunge at the king with his bayonet in a lucid moment?
      the call 'em Gaurds for a reason anon
      Officers of the Queens Royal Hussars, for example, are not required to toast to the sovereigns health and ignore the national anthem when it is played because they are so famously loyal to the Crown that such demonstrations of loyalty have been declared unnecessary by Royal decree

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    mmmmm roast piggies

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do you know why Scots wear kilts?
    >because a good highland sheep can hear a zipper from 100 yards away

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      which is why we have dogs round them up smart guy

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A threadly reminder of what could have been.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm more concerned with the fact that they're all wearing dresses. Is this the 14th chud Battalion or something?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    to keep it cozy :3

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So it stays warm in the cold weather, are you some kind of monster that likes watching things freeze?

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Alright chaps! chins up, skirts up higher!

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