What's the fastest way to get kicked out of/banned from a firing range? Asking for a friend.

What's the fastest way to get kicked out of/banned from a firing range? Asking for a friend.

250 Piece Survival Gear First Aid Kit

LifeStraw Water Filter for Hiking and Preparedness

250 Piece Survival Gear First Aid Kit

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's not getting kicked out. that's just killing yourself

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        your friend will get kicked out

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        kill someone else

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know, it'll probably take a few hours for the EMT's and police to scrape every last piece of you off of the walls, booth and ceiling

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >EMT's and police to scrape every last piece of you off of the walls
        They don't do that shit. They pay contractors to come in and clean up all the nasty pieces of brain and skull. It's actually quite a lucrative business.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kind a stupid question but can you magdump in a closed range? Also why nonne of the ranges have 60+ feet lines?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can magdump at any range that lets you. They put slowfire only on the rules so dumbasses don’t improve their ventilation system, but if the owner is cool and you’re buddy buddy with him he may waive some rules.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ranges don't make the rules.
        Ranges' insurance companies make the rules; and if the owner wants to keep his insurance (read : stay in business) he follows all the rules all the time. Because insurance companies will occasionally send out incognito agents to examine the range, see if rules are being followed, etc. And you never know who that agent is.
        I really wish people understood that. Range owners aren't trying to be dicks with the rules, they're trying to stay in business and that means carrying the insurance and following the insurer's rules.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds like they opted for the cheapest insurance and I can still be mad at them for that

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Range owners aren't trying to be dicks with the rules

          You clearly haven't met some of the range owners I have

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hear running past the firing line is a pretty quick way to d... i mean get banned

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just read the rules and violate them, homie.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Show then your CC grenade.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rapid fire.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This if indoor.
      At outdoor ranges, the quickest but most harmless way would probably be ignoring cold range rules but without firing, stuff like fricking with your guns or refusing to stay behind the line while the range is cold. I actually watched a few guys get thrown out for the latter last time I was at the range.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Depends on the range. The one I go to allows full auto. Just don't shoot the ceiling or the side walls.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’ve been to like 8 indoor ranges and never been kicked out or even talked to about rapid firing. I think this is a meme

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s not. I was at the range on Sunday and the RSO yelled at a middle aged dude mag dumping an AR in the lane beside mine. He almost got kicked out and I heard him say he didn’t know “no rapid-fire” was a rule kek

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Giggle switch glock with incendiary ammo and the thing that goes up while doing quick draw drills. Make sure you wear a Boogaloo boys shirt and flipflops

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Somebody post the webm of the guy pointing the pistol at his friend’s face at the indoor range

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    shoot the range officer

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just put on some oakleys and start ocelot twirling your revolver while taking a selfie. The oakleys aren't necessary but will make more people think you're a douche which sounds like your goal.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shoot black powder in an indoor range.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Came here to post this. I've even been asked to leave outdoor ranges for doing this.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reach into their zippers

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Full-auto magdump into ceiling.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I take my transferable full auto to a range a lot, they run rentals because its free money printer.
      Well one day some normies rent a full auto uzi and lose control instantly and mag dumps into the roof and other lanes.
      Instantly kicked out.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Renting out full auto small weapons like that seems like a bad idea to me. morons like that underestimate it, don't know what to expect, or can't handle the recoil and lose control and shoot shit. That's how that little girl accidentally killed the instructor years ago.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Start insulting Israel (outdoor) or the ATF (indoor) and watch how fast you get kicked out.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >insulting the ATF is frowned upon
      >ever
      Well, that's a new one, why would indoor range owners like the ATF?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        ATF is the guardian of responsible gunowners. If there was no-one to curb the worst excesses of gun ownership, gun grabbers would go into overdrive and destroy the spirit of 2nd amendment by implementing draconian measures. But because ATF keeps the worst excesses in control before they even hit the eyes of public, grabber outrages aren’t nearly as bad as they would otherwise be, and responsible gun owners get to enjoy their weapons.

        In a way, imagine ATF as the immune system of the gun community.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >being this wrong and gay and stupid
          my actual moronic ATF Black person. nobody likes the ATF and if given the ability we would hang them all

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >t. ATF agent
          You and your employer are a crime against the constitution.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I prefer to think of the ATF as the glorified tax collectors who murdered a wounded and unarmed child as he was fleeing before sniping a woman holding her toddler.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          9/10 b8
          well done

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          What is the budget ratio of the A to T to F?

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got banned from a range because this girl I brought on a date loaded all of her mags with tracers (her dads guns). She proceeded the indoor range on fire.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Youve never talked to a girl

      Load up with steel core and yeet bullets through the backstop.

      >yeet

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    She the entire thing?

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    setting the field on fire with tracers

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Load up with steel core and yeet bullets through the backstop.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Finger on trigger, point at everyone within the range.
    Don't forget to load it first in front of everyone.
    You'll either get kicked out, or carried out in a bag.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    G3 pistol with a Barrett compensator.

    Rapid fire with a tripod.
    Bask in the unholy fudd mogging.
    They yell.
    It doesn't matter.
    The g3 is singing a ballet of .308 blasting side to side of the booth.

    The fudd tries to rip me from my glorious pistol German broomhilda.
    I yell at him in German.
    He screams remembering the time his father would chain him to the radiator and beat him within an inch of his life yelling gooten tag Fraulein.
    In the process.

    The fudd has a heart attack and I load another 30+30 welded together magazine into my tripodded pistol G3. I unload continually making the now shell shocked fudd have a heart attack.

    I fortnight dance on his frightened petrified corpse then asked the fellow range officials if he was sturdy enough. Needless to say, he was not.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everything mentioned is totally acceptable aside for the fortnight dancing

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    no full auto in the building

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Screaming racial slurs between each shot.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    1. Strip your clothes off
    2. Throw your gun down range
    3. Ask to see someone else’s gun and then throw it down range
    4. Refuse to put on hearing or eye protection
    5. Fill your magazines with cum. When the range attendant asks to check your ammo, give him the cum mags
    6. Try and catch peoples brass mid-air as it ejects
    7. Start loading other people’s mags for them without asking
    8. Light a cigarette or joint with a bullet as it exits the muzzle
    9. Cling onto the target hanger as it slowly pulls you down range
    10. Ask RSO for help. Turn around and reveal your dick caught in the action

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >10. Ask RSO for help. Turn around and reveal your dick caught in the action
      So you pinged your pingas?

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fastest way to get kicked out of/banned from a firing range?
    walk in hodling a loaded hand gun yelling "Alan's Snackbar!"- you will get their attention pretty quick

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have your dick out when your back is towards the RSO, raise your hand to feint a problem and when he's close, turn around with your magnificent porksword.

    Try to scare shooters when they are firing.

    Steal ammo from shooters that aren't at their stations.

    Try and pick a fight while armed and smelling of alcohol.

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Flag the R.O with your finger on the trigger.

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've always wanted to take my elephant gun to one of those indoor ranges that allows rifles but really is for pistol practice. Just to see how much people hate it.

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What's the fastest way to get kicked out of/banned from a firing range? Asking for a friend.
    im from Indiana, and I went to a DNR range, that had a fat woman range officer, who got into a knockdown drag-out "ill kick you out" fight over my girlfriends shorts being too short for "the family establishment" gun range

    i shit you not

    eventually, she finally settled on,
    >"she has to tie a shirt around her waist"
    and not 1 second after that was done, the fat prostitute started to argue with me about "wearing my mask" when I pass through the building (2021)
    textbook, total-insanity covid-era powertrip back when fat fricks like this got handed massive power to play "simon says" over every single possible rule thanks to flu-hysteria

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just point a gun at your head. You don't need to even pull the trigger. I would recommend this over pointing a gun at someone else to avoid any legal trouble.

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Point a gun at me or anyone else. I'll kick your ass out right fricking then. Also I swear to god if another one of you fricks shoots my target hangers I'm going to kill you. 4 lanes down because people keep shooting the wire and a hole in the ceiling. How the frick did you manage that when it's 10 feet above the baffles.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      So when a shorter shooter shoots at the head of a target thats 5yards or closer. they tend to be shooting upwards. The bullet will keep going upwards after it goes through the paper and hit the wire and ceiling. Especially prominent with newer shooters with poor control and aim. Either order the wires in bulk like my range does or require shooters to take a course before they freely use the range. (this will cut traffic and sales dramatically but you will get less destroyed hangers and wires.)

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *